FabSwingers.com forum: Rate Yourself.....

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

How good are you sexually would you say?

Do you have doubts regarding your overall performance or else do you believe that you are an imagined world champion in the art?

Simply give yourself a score out of ten (ten being supreme, sexual deity level)

Go on.....bragging is encouraged to so off you go folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A solid len goodman 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9.9, I reserve space for improvement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A solid len goodman 7"

I thought we were supposed to rate ourselves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 out of 10, I'm a ballbag

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I legitimately wouldn't have a clue.

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

I think 7 would be a fair assessment but always willing to improve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very overrated, I look good but I fail to deliver.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Well .... if a bloke want's anal Im a zero to him.

If he want's hairy bush , I'm afraid mine is trim.

But if he likes great oral and being finished by hand.

Then i'm 10 outta 10 in this fuckwit filled land.

If he returns the oral and bangs me to fuck

Then he's 10 outta 10 and we're both full of luck.

N if he's younger than me and likes a slow hand

He'll be in seventh heaven n thinkin' life's grand

If he's my age or a little bit older.....

He can fuck right off. I'm not into codgers

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

1... I'm really boring

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I'm 10 obv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm probably a minus 2..but would be open to be proven wrong. if there's a lady who would like to accept the challenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7.5/8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fucking awesome, and awesome at fucking

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Well I think I'm a 10

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

A mid range 5 possibly.

Happy to be helped to improve the score though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With women I’d say about a 4.

With men perhaps an 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

News just in.. My right hand said I have massaged my figure to be higher than it is... The bastard.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I range from 3.2 - 5.9 (seconds)

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Perfection doesn't exist but i'm certainly at the top end of the chart.

I'll let my veris speak for themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well .... if a bloke want's anal Im a zero to him.

If he want's hairy bush , I'm afraid mine is trim.

But if he likes great oral and being finished by hand.

Then i'm 10 outta 10 in this fuckwit filled land.

If he returns the oral and bangs me to fuck

Then he's 10 outta 10 and we're both full of luck.

N if he's younger than me and likes a slow hand

He'll be in seventh heaven n thinkin' life's grand

If he's my age or a little bit older.....

He can fuck right off. I'm not into codgers

Hahaha. I bloody love you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I always enjoy it so I'm saying 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/02/19 14:52:32]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexual jedi so 10000000

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexual jedi so 10000000

"These are not the orgasms you're looking for"..

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Ask Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving oral to men and ladies 10 every else depends on how confident I feel at the times ! D’s skills are a definite 10 though I’m sure he wouldn’t blow his own trumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexual jedi so 10000000

"These are not the orgasms you're looking for"..

I think the quote he may prefer is 'Look at the _ize of that thing'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hence getting others in to pleasure the wife!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexual jedi so 10000000

"These are not the orgasms you're looking for"..

I think the quote he may prefer is 'Look at the _ize of that thing'"

But that quote isn't always used in a way that you would like it to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10.... if someone else rated me, probably lower

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Blackrock

I’d have to say probs a 3 due to diabetes induced floppyness but I’m a willing to go the extra mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 and maybe a 4 on a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 for the sex part but im a 10 at blowjobs im shit hot

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

My foreplay and impact play (Spanking etc) 9

Actualy fucking probably a 6/7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as a Jedi I can use the force so a full 11 out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr says I’m a 10, I would say I’m an 8 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite a few men have told me that i give the best blow jobs ever but they probably say that to everyone who sucks them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3.1417

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

8 just the right side of dominant.

Will be a solid 9 when I get the aesthetic back.

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By *izeMan
over a year ago

Maghull

I'm gonna be humble here and go with a 10. I always have ladies & guys wanting a round 2 because I'm pretty fucking great at giving them something to remember!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rating would depend on the person that I'm with

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By *izeMan
over a year ago

Maghull

"10.... if someone else rated me, probably lower

That first verification is pretty intense lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6/7 out of 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just go with more practice needed ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea. So much depends on the partner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no idea. Could you please try me and rate me OP?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I'll go with 7.

I've been better or worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rate myself as a one

Anyone else agree with me and want to give me one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 although my varifications say different.. Lol

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Probably a zero due to my frigidity! I’m good at feigning enthusiasm though - so perhaps a 1?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solid 4/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10.... if someone else rated me, probably lower

I was going to say exactly the same thing.

I always think you might as well rate Yourself high and then just end up being a disappointment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Solid 4/10

I think you should let me be the judge of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 out of 10. I’m the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a strong 8.5

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

Sorry I've gone off the scale at the top end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first thirty seconds I'm definitely a ten!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would like to think I’m a solid 7- 7.5. If a lady rated me lower than that then back to pleasure school ASAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first thirty seconds I'm definitely a ten! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if i've had my weetabix that morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t bwleive nobody has said I’d give me 1

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

I’m off the scale ,,,, well if we’re counting negative numbers ...... if I believed all I read on here I’d join a Tibetan monastery and live a life of celibacy , never to tear my ugly mug again !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably a zero due to my frigidity! I’m good at feigning enthusiasm though - so perhaps a 1? "

Whatever? ... Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends if i've had my weetabix that morning

I've been eaten the ones with extra protein so I guess I must be on fire then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends if i've had my weetabix that morning

I've been eaten the ones with extra protein so I guess I must be on fire then.

Oh yeah you must be at pornstar/stallion levels

steady on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends if i've had my weetabix that morning

I've been eaten the ones with extra protein so I guess I must be on fire then.

Oh yeah you must be at pornstar/stallion levels

steady on

I'm not sure if that's meant to be a compliment isn't a stallion a male horse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Relaxed and liberated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Relaxed and liberated

I like that! and I think I'm gonna steal that phrase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unratable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends if i've had my weetabix that morning

I've been eaten the ones with extra protein so I guess I must be on fire then.

Oh yeah you must be at pornstar/stallion levels

steady on

I'm not sure if that's meant to be a compliment isn't a stallion a male horse!

It is lol my bad (offers cake as a apology)

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Relaxed and liberated

I like that! and I think I'm gonna steal that phrase.

Be my thief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends if i've had my weetabix that morning

I've been eaten the ones with extra protein so I guess I must be on fire then.

Oh yeah you must be at pornstar/stallion levels

steady on

I'm not sure if that's meant to be a compliment isn't a stallion a male horse!

It is lol my bad (offers cake as a apology)

Oh yes you had me at cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been with girls who are off the scale,10 plus which ups your own performance but generally I'd say I'm a 6 / 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like my fave beautiful south song here

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Like my fave beautiful south song here

A big fat 4

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By *ky19Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

No bragging here, I'm absolutely bleurgh just now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends if i've had my weetabix that morning

I've been eaten the ones with extra protein so I guess I must be on fire then.

Oh yeah you must be at pornstar/stallion levels

steady on

I'm not sure if that's meant to be a compliment isn't a stallion a male horse!

It is lol my bad (offers cake as a apology)

Oh yes you had me at cake.

Did someone mention cake ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5/7

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

It entirely depends on my partner. If I’m completely comfortable with them then I’m a solid 10/10.

If it’s a new partner and I’m still trying to suss them out I do hold back and can be a 7 or an 8.

I’m never going to rate myself badly though am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on who I'm with and how in tune I can get with their whole vibe, so anything between 1 and fucking awesome

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By *onygirlieWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

This is like marking your own exam paper! Think I would have to refer to the receiver of my affections for an honest opinion. As others have said so much depends on your partner and if you gel. Not everyone likes the same things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexual jedi so 10000000

"These are not the orgasms you're looking for"..

I think the quote he may prefer is 'Look at the _ize of that thing'

But that quote isn't always used in a way that you would like it to be.

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actually i prefer do or do not there is no try

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I used to be an 7 1/2

Now I struggle to do anything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like my fave beautiful south song here

A big fat 4

Like mr walker used to say

It's good but it's not right

*trying to put on that distinctive Irish accent but failing

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexual jedi so 10000000

Pmf also remember a certain Jedi was a small old wrinkly green thing?

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