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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Nice and simple; Imagine that you’re messaging the person above you.

But......in this instance muster your very worst, most cringeworthy, tacky or else just plain vulgar introduction that is sure to put them right off instantly.

Off you go

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You won’t do

Get the beers in

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Can I poo in your hat ?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Can I poo in your hat ?"

Corr luv those are some gawgus stripper heels. Luv ta bend ya over in em and teach u ta luv sex propa like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I poo in your hat ?"

I've got all the STD's, wanna share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I poo in your hat ?

Corr luv those are some gawgus stripper heels. Luv ta bend ya over in em and teach u ta luv sex propa like. "

I'd love to be walking up some stairs behind you and get a glimpse up your skirt to see you wearing no knickers and your pussy dripping another man's cum. Even better if you didn't know I could see.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Can I poo in your hat ?"

No

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Can I poo in your hat ?

Corr luv those are some gawgus stripper heels. Luv ta bend ya over in em and teach u ta luv sex propa like.

I'd love to be walking up some stairs behind you and get a glimpse up your skirt to see you wearing no knickers and your pussy dripping another man's cum. Even better if you didn't know I could see.

"

You been reading my inbox again?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘I walk into your room and your laying on the bed.....naked......’ etc

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"‘I walk into your room and your laying on the bed.....naked......’ etc "

Amateur

I walk into the room. You're lying on your bed. Naked. Blindfolded. Your abs glistening with oil. You tense, not knowing what's coming next. Could this be the hottest night of your life? Maybe it's all a terrible mistake. But you'll never know until you give me a chance. You need to give me a chance, baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get them legs open luv, I'll be round in 10 and I won't take up more than 5 mins of your time x

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By *hyevernotMan
over a year ago

Here and there

Can I just fuck the missus?

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I've notice your curtains look different from the inside of your house.

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