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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dedicated to the legendary Peachizzle...

Take a part of your profile, fire it through Gizoogle translate and fuck that shit up Mo'fo...

A phat tonic should complement n' not overpower, work wit tha spirit n' not against dat shit.

I be a phat mixer like a muthafucka.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes!!!

Ha I fucking love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's really a really real thing!

this in new territory for me. I'm... speechless

Besides you git twice tha amount of horny-ass mayhem on dis flava do you not, biatch? Our thugged-out asses gotz a gangbangin' finger-lickin' distinct g-thang of goadin each other tha fuck into eva mo' sinfully n' strangely satisfyin actz of mischizzle, so as we've coupled up we locked n loaded ta spread some straight-up utta hedonism... Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So you naughty pervy lot is up in straight-up shiznit now!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Replete wit all tha fucked up thug beauty dat Lucifer could devise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess whoz back, back again.

Rubiz back, tell a gangbangin' playa!

Preferably a reasonably bangin playa whoz ass wants ta hook up a open minded lady fo' some adventures.

If yo ass is funk n' can hold a actual conversation without bein crude or assumin I wanna fuck you just cuz I holla'd hi then bust me a message.

If you married, just hittin' up tha area or be thinkin itz appropriate ta bust random strangers picturez of yo' genitals then don't waste yo' time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay, unsolicited ding-a-ling pictures, dat be a turn on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Not.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"It's really a really real thing!

this in new territory for me. I'm... speechless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god. How did I not know this existed?!?

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By *sfleurWoman
over a year ago

wednesfield

Msfleur - I’m a thugged out dirty gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much as our slick asses lust you, our asses aint currently meeting. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Stay horny n' aiiight swinging

I think I may use this for our profile update

Peach x

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

This is genius!

For now itz just me biaaatch! I be fun, loud, up fo' pretty much anythang n' utterly submissive, so alphas n' doms only. Biiiatch please.I trip off 'nilla sex yo, but not enough ta give up a evenin of kinky lovin' WHAT!.

At pretty much 6ft n' size 14, I be a funky-ass big-ass hoe - I come wit tha thunder fat-ass thighs n' buddha belly so if dat aint yo' thang, then thatz cool. Betta ta be up front bout these thangs!

I am a funky-ass big-ass hoe. That’s me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my god. How did I not know this existed?!?

I know what I'm gonna be doing on my day off today!

I was gonna take some new snaps, but holy fuck this is AMAZING

You reckon B will notice if I change our profile text? Ahhh hahaha I'm in giggle heaven.

Signed....

Peachizzle beeeyaaaatch

This has made my fucking day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my god. How did I not know this existed?!?

I know what I'm gonna be doing on my day off today!

I was gonna take some new snaps, but holy fuck this is AMAZING

You reckon B will notice if I change our profile text? Ahhh hahaha I'm in giggle heaven.

Signed....

Peachizzle beeeyaaaatch

This has made my fucking day

I'm going to reply to all messages using this....including work messaging

Peach x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Genius!!!!

Horny thugged-out window shoppers still lookin fo' experiences. We recently had a cold-ass lil chat bout what tha fuck Us thugs want n' We straight-up wanna explore mo' up in thug wit tha right couple ....

We both use tha account, horny bout chat ... cam... Just peep where thangs lead.

May accommodate if thangs git dat far ?, biatch? .... but ... we would just like ta hook up fo' dranks first, we aint tha fuck into gettin naked on tha straight-up original gangsta hook up ... should be worth it up in tha long run

Come n' say hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my god. How did I not know this existed?!?

I know what I'm gonna be doing on my day off today!

I was gonna take some new snaps, but holy fuck this is AMAZING

You reckon B will notice if I change our profile text? Ahhh hahaha I'm in giggle heaven.

Signed....

Peachizzle beeeyaaaatch

This has made my fucking day

I'm going to reply to all messages using this....including work messaging

Peach x"

I'm gonna get in so much trouble with B

Mayhem is about to commence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you do this.....tech dumbo here

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Short Version: I just want one of mah thugs I fancy ta fuck me a cold-ass lil couple times a month. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Simple straight-up....

***Fao tha Guys*** If you must you can skim fo' tha lyrics up in capitals, they is mah dealbreakers.

I joined fab ta explore mah bi side, I've had all dem experiences, I dropped tha 'curious' bit a while ago. I'd ludd ta find some local ladies whoz ass wanna hook up fo' coffee, cake n' tha occasionizzle evenin up yo. Kool as fuck ta fuck wit bi dem hoes whoz ass is part of a cold-ass lil couple so long as yo' playa don't insist on bein present!!

Bloody hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight up 30 somethin gangsta playa, lookin for some bad ass bitches who want to shizzle my nizzle.

If you're looking for a low down gangsta set trippin banger then holla at yo boi. We not all lookin like we wants to fuck but you gotta whip it out to find out.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Shy, demure lady on tha streets, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Vamp up in tha sheets, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Don’t be fooled by mah dress sense, I’m no traditionizzle 1950s biatch.

That's... horrifying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't resist, I know its long but I had to do the whole profile

Hi!

Believe it or not there be a a phat chizzle you've peeped either or both of our asses before, as we've both been on Fab fo' a while bustin delicious experiences all up in tha site... n' our crazy asses hardly da most thugged-out shrinkin violets ta be perfectly honest..

This flava be also generally fo' use of playas whoz ass wanna hook up both of us, we each have our singlez profilez fo' chat or horny-ass gymnastics wit each of our asses on our own yo, but like legit rascals our asses aint goin ta rap what tha fuck dem flava names are, not on yo' nelly dawwwwg! Where would be tha pleasure up in that, biatch? Have a funky-ass browse n' you gonna probably find dem sooner or later.. fo' realz. And if not I be shizzle you gonna stumble across nuff other bangin-ass "characters" on tha way...

We also thugz of Chams as we find it da most thugged-out marvellous environment both fo' straight kickin it n' fo' indulgin our rather rude urges...

If our flava happens ta be one dat make you be thinkin "Hmmm, our/my kind of people..." then there be a a gangbangin' fairly phat chizzle you'd be right (unless you happen ta be as bangin-ass as a cold-ass lil cardboard convention or just basically a cold-ass lil complete plum of course) as our interests is nuff n' our preference fo' funk is rather wild ta say tha least son! Yo ass have tha option ta hook up our asses as a pair of rogues where we guaranteed ta leave you gaspin n' yo' dome whirlin wit thoughtz of "Did I just do that, biatch? Fuck..."

Or even git all up in one of our parties, outrageously sordid affairs packed wit equally filthy desirable playas whoz ass is also keen purveyorz of kink... Oh, tha circlez we mix in.. fo' realz. And we wouldn't have it any other way dawwwwg!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yours makes sense

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Just love that final

Dawwwgg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just love that final

Dawwwgg"

I nearly pee'd a little when it popped up on ours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found it you ghettofab lot, it seems I’m not so dumb afta all. Why aren’t you all at work.....this don’t sound straight-up good, so I’ll add some mo' n' mo' n' mo'. Why tha fuck aren’t you all at fuckin work, nope still boring...I’m goin ta tha shops naked ta loot cosmetics yum yums

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Guys, ideally yo big-ass booty is ghon be a 30 MIN DRIVE away, RELIABLE, available DURING THE DAY n' ABLE TO ACCOMMODATE (not up in yo' car, lorry or at a hotel). My fuckin ideal playa is TALL (5'10+), ATTRACTIVE, intelligent, assertizzle n' sensual. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. I be rather partial ta bigger built muthafuckas, you know, so they can throw me on some funky-ass bit. I don't mean toilet fit btw I just like pimps wit a lil' bit of 'Grrrrrr' bout them! I prefer a MANSCAPED pubic area n' GIRTH as opposed ta length. If you gotz a toy collection yo ass is on tha top of tha pile. Bonus points if you gotz a thugged-out dirty playa cuz I straight-up much like tha attention of two muthafuckas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys, ideally yo big-ass booty is ghon be a 30 MIN DRIVE away, RELIABLE, available DURING THE DAY n' ABLE TO ACCOMMODATE (not up in yo' car, lorry or at a hotel). My fuckin ideal playa is TALL (5'10+), ATTRACTIVE, intelligent, assertizzle n' sensual. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. I be rather partial ta bigger built muthafuckas, you know, so they can throw me on some funky-ass bit. I don't mean toilet fit btw I just like pimps wit a lil' bit of 'Grrrrrr' bout them! I prefer a MANSCAPED pubic area n' GIRTH as opposed ta length. If you gotz a toy collection yo ass is on tha top of tha pile. Bonus points if you gotz a thugged-out dirty playa cuz I straight-up much like tha attention of two muthafuckas."

It ain't nothin but the nick nack patty wack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I might start replying to unsolicited invites with using it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It ain't nothin but the nick nack patty wack

Give a dog a bone? (oh shit weight wars sorry

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Had to be done....

So....a lil bout me I guess!

I be mainly here fo' tha forums. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. I find dem highly entertainin n' thought provokin at times.

I rarely read lyrics.

I be probably da most thugged-out fucked up thug you could meet, blow bangin' n' cold, ludd you n' loathe you all up in tha same time, want you do do yo' own thang yet have me all up in tha centre of yo' universe. Oh, n' if I straight-up gots nuff props fo'you I be clingy as fuck, like, seriously, if you don't text me every last muthafuckin 2 mins I be bout ta be over thankin what tha fuck I've done wrong, if you do text me every last muthafuckin 2 mins I be bout ta be thinkin you a weirdo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I'm literally crying at this!! Bloody brilliant!!

We is a cold-ass lil Kool & Tha Gang couple, whoz ass trip off bustin up n' playin n' ludd ta explore freshly smoked up experiences together playa! Our asses aint freshly smoked up ta Fab as both have had single profilez fo' a while so we know how tha fuck thangs work on here biaaatch! We could probably be called a lil fussy when it comes ta dem we chizzle ta play wit yo, but then I guess we is all a lil' bit like that!

Us thugs will always make tha effort ta dress sickly n' smell phat n' both of our asses is shaved /trimmed where it counts....we would prefer tha same from mah playas we may play with. Us thugs will always turn up when we say we will, however as we all know real game do sometimes git up in tha way but if dat happens we would always let you know!

Unfortunately we can't accommodate cuz of various lil pimps bein round at all different times, n' can't, fo' tha same reason, do last minute meets, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Weekendz is often a problem without fuckin shitloadz of notice so first meets n' some follow-ups is likely ta be durin tha week.

Us thugs would ludd ta hook up other couplez or singlez whoz ass we can gotz a pimped out night up wit but also a even betta night in! It aint nuthin but just as much bout tha hood side of thangs as tha dirty times muthafucka! We is lookin fo' playas we can have phat conversation wit along wit fuckin shitloadz of flirtin n' laughing! Us thugs would always prefer a hood first if possible yo, but if all of our asses gotz a pimped out connection on tha night, n' you can accommodate, then whoz ass knows muthafucka!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I might start replying to unsolicited invites with using it"
Ok..here his schmoooove ass comes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks fo' checkin me up

I be laid back, discreet n' respectful, Kool & Tha Gang but certainly not arrogant.

Kool as fuck ta hook up fo' a gangbangin' fruity-ass malt liquor etc. Whatever yo ass is laid back wit straight-up.

I aint lookin fo' fuckin shitloadz of meets, just ta hook up sick people.

Have funk n' stay safe.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Well, maybe not you yo, but one of mah thugs up there.

Holy shitballs I've stumbled upon dat one of mah thugs biaaatch! I dont be thinkin he a weirdo either (not all of tha time at least)

Don't worry peeps, I aint straight-up off limits, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. When he royally fucks up n' I've chopped his crazy-ass man-wang off I be bout ta consider a freshly smoked up weirdo. Ludd you pumpkin *insert non-psycho fluttery eyelashes*

Oh, n' I may still hook up tha odd thug whoz ass aint his muthafuckin ass. Perhaps.

In all seriousness, I be up in a relationshizzle, n' dis will always, always come first.

I expect dem I afford mah time ta ta have not a god damn thang but tha utmost respect fo' mah partner even though he may not be present, n' tha understandin dat mah relationshizzle is mah priority.

Dat punk not dead like, or up in tha dark, he over there, on our couplez flava or millin bout on his own profile. Or maybe his schmoooove ass chowin down on mah chuff right now?

I wouldn't bother takin a cold-ass lil chizzle on me (yo dirty ass is gonna probably be wastin yo' time) as I be a total twat but one thang is certain n' thatz time dropped wit me aint boring. Unless you bore me, up in which case it is ghon be like pullin teeth n' no fucker straight-up likes tha dentist.

Peachizzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ludd a lil' bit of banter, humour n' of course a lil' bit of flirting. I be probably hangin round tha forums, i've kicked it wit some bangin-ass playas from there..some, not all muthafuckin day.

Have fun, we only here fo' a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass short time...trip off dat shiznit son!

I might keep that last bit in there mofo!

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Been on here a while now n' know how tha fuck dis all works. I be a genuine muthafucka n' don’t take game ta seriously. I be polite, respectful n' keep mah self fit n' healthy.

Would be pimped out ta find one of mah thugs whoz ass is like minded fo' regular funk n' parties.

Im lookin fo' parties, couplez n' single dem hoes fo' funk n' thang.

So if you lookin fo' a exra thug ta help wit fantasies or just some 1-1 funk then let me know.

If I wink I aint bein lazy I be purely showin you I be interested if you wink back then I be aiiight ta bust tha straight-up original gangsta message.

So anythang you wanna ask or try just bust me a message.

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Love this haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It ain't nothin but the nick nack patty wack

Give a dog a bone? (oh shit weight wars sorry

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh these are so good!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I be like content up in dis biatch, fuck you fo' yo' interest though cause I gots dem finger-lickin' chickens wit tha siz-auce. If you be lookin like Madz Mikkelsen, mah hairy-ass legs is open fo' you, biatch.*

Friends, forums, hoodz n' sex.

Thatz a gangbangin' fairly succinct summary of what tha fuck I be here fo' n' lookin fo' for realz. As fo' tha specifics, biatch? I aint sure. Message me n' smoke up.

I do gotz a partner, he on here also - we aren't joined all up in tha hip.

And playas be thinkin composin flava text is difficult.

Yeah, I might change my profile text for a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I holla'd at you before

I holla'd at you da thug would be back

But you didn't listen,

And tonight

Da Spook returns!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Yo I be Honey or V

I wanna bust a nut on trees, odd pebblez n' sea glass.

I aint lookin ta hook up mah playas, cuz I be sickenin loved up.

I found his ass here...ahhh

Basically I be here ta flitta round on tha forums when I have not a god damn thang else ta do.

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

It's a food job I have an office. Years of laughter. Best thing Google have done since Pac man on Google maps.

I be pretty laid back.... unless you text type or feel tha need ta put xxx every last muthafuckin last muthafuckin other word/sentence (then yo ass is doomed)... hahaha (itz also one of tha ways I can like clearly tell if you have read mah profile, I be straight-up appreciatizzle of full sentences n' proper use of punctuation).

I aint tha fuck into beeper sex or cam fun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I prefer tha real thang.

No... I don't want you ta be mah toilet fo' tha weekend...

I aint gots any oldschool Nikes you can buy... or used underwear fo' dat matter n' shit. I can't be bothered wit tha hassle of sortin postage n' packagin or hustlin fo' replacements either...

No barebacking... and... Fuck dat shit, I aint lookin ta git a cold-ass lil lil pimp so I don't give two hoots bout yo' fertility/sperm count.

I aint heightist or a size biatch so spittin some lyrics ta me yo ass be a six foot giant wit a knob on tha scale of hung ta VVWE (a straight-up subjectizzle measure of yo' own ego, I find, sometimes but not always) will make lil ta no difference...

I have zero interest up in wata game n' tha like. Each ta they own on dat one.

I don't use Snapchat, I don't swap beeper numbers n' therefore no WhatsApp. Da fab mobile wizzy app is perfectly fine.

Also not horny bout bein picked up by yo' chauffeur n' bein taken by helicopta ta beetham tower n' shiznit fo' realz. As in, tha size of yo' purse strings iz of no interest ta mah dirty ass.

I also have no clue what tha fuck tha sunshine crew is up ta these days. Probably off bobbin they booty somewhere, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. *Shake, shake, shake*

It's really tempting to just replace the whole thing with gangsta....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have had to put my coffee on the other side of the office! This is so much better than expected. Going to do the whole of my profile now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A phat tonic should complement n' not overpower, work wit tha spirit n' not against dat shit.

I be a phat mixer like a muthafucka.

Hooked Up so can't accommodate yo, but don't let dat put you off! Seekin thang dat leadz ta playtime rather than one off's, although mah playtime is scarce. I be just a aiiight muthafucka, pleasant ta know n' I try ta be a gentleman. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I aint lookin fo' anythang fucked up yo, but I be also not lookin fo' a strang of conquests.

I have had tha snip but still insist on playin safe at all times, I aint playin Russian Roulette wit mah playas!

Face pics can be exchanged once we git chattin but if you need ta peep a gangbangin' grill pic before chatting, I wish you well but I aint fo' you, biatch.

I be normally found on tha outskirtz of Belfast yo, but work do bust me across tha UK n' sometimes further afield. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! So if I do wink you, itz cuz I be likely ta be up in yo' area at some point.

A hood is required before even thankin bout anythang mo' intimate. Well shiiiit, it may be no strings attached but I don't subscribe ta any hole a goal.

Couplez is ghon be considered yo, but only sick considerate one's. If you just need a stunt ding-a-ling / struttin seal ta boost yo' ego's, I be tha wack muthafucka.

If you treat others as you wanna be treated, consider mah playas a equal n' can gotz a cold-ass lil chuckle along tha way, we'll git along fine!

Kool as fuck Fabbing!

Oh n' I generally only hook up daytimes up in Uptown Ireland, evenings is possible when I be elsewhere.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I be currently on a hiatus das meets due ta crew n game tings

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Right back in yo muthafuckin ass . Ludd yas

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

It ain't nothin but the nick nack patty wack

That bit made me

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By *ourHotSpotMan
over a year ago

Horny Hornchurch

Kool as fuck go dirty funk type of muthafucka, charming, respectful, polite n' broadminded. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Im searchin fo' exceptionizzle encountas wit kind, articulate n' considerate lady's.

I be like fussy, so if yo' not prepared ta bust me a gangbangin' grill pic on first contact then pass me by. Mutual attraction be a absolute must fo' me!

If you ludd ta be explored n' have no objection ta me takin mah time kissing, lickin n' caressin you (just ta start) then look no further n' shit. Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I been holla'd at im phat wit mah handz so if a slow sensual horny-ass massage is what tha fuck you wanna experience then git up in touch.

I wanna bust a nut on spontaneity, so can mix it up ta suit yo' needs.

For tha couplez up there, i have some experience up in MFM. I be laid back bein up in close proximitizzle ta tha thug half of a cold-ass lil couple yo, but i'm straight-up straight. Im mo' than aiiight ta say shit bout n' respect boundaries.

Sorry but gangbangs n' bukkake scenarios just don't float mah boat!!

Open ta all fantasies, mah illest fantasy be a FFM or a reverse gangbang, maybe mah trips will become reality.

Normally evenin meets gotta be planned up in advance. I work as a surveyor up in n' round Greata London, so can possibly do daytime when not busy n' up in yo' area.

Straight-up willin ta travel within reason.

Open ta jam n' club invites.

Just ask fo' a gangbangin' grill pic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Take a sip of coffee then try and guess the song...

Dat hoe gots a lip rang n' five colours up in her hair

Not tha fuck into fashizzle but I gots a straight-up boner fo' tha threadz dat biiiiatch wears

Her tattooz always hidden by her underwear

Bitch couldn't give a fuckin shit

All Y'all wants ta know her name

I threw a doggy den jam n' dat thugged-out biiiatch came

Everyone axed me

Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck tha hell is she?

That weirdo wit five colours up in her hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And add this to your profile:

WARNING: To Sydney Universitizzle n' any other institutions or dudes rockin dis joint or any of its associated sites fo' studies or projects - YOU DO NOT have permission ta use any of mah flava or pictures up in any form or forum both current n' future. If you have or do, it is ghon be considered a straight-up violation of mah privacy n' is ghon be subject ta legal ramifications. (I suggest tha rest of y'all post dis notice.)

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over a year ago

Wuz crackalackin' pimpin' fabbers ...

I aint a gangbangin' hustla of labellin mah sexuality!! I simply ludd bustin a nut wit dem hoes n' wit pimps up in equal measure..end of!! I gots a insatiable appetite fo' all flavourz of sex yo, but straight-up occasionally I do still like a taste of phat ol' vanilla LOL!

I be a intelligent, professionizzle n' hard-workin lady but when I play ... I be just a gangbangin' fun, down-to-earth, easy as fuck -goin BBW n' be straight-up open-minded when it comes ta pushin tha boundariez of mah naughtinizz ... I'ma try almost anythang at least once!

I be straight-up selectizzle when choosin mah playmates ... qualitizzle over quantitizzle is mah thang. Regular sex wit one or two like-minded playas is far mo' pleasurable n' satisfyin than nuff muthafuckin meaningless OOFz lol!!

Chat first (text and/or beeper call) ta peep if there be a cold-ass lil connection. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Will only hook up afta swappin grill pics n' beeper numbers. If dis is suttin' you not prepared ta do, then please DON'T waste mah time wit WINKS, MESSAGES OR FRIEND REQUESTS!!

Otherwise, I look forward ta havin some dirty banta wit you, n' whoz ass knows ... maybe a whole lot of passionate, sensual, horny-ass and/or naughty n' kinky funk

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

This is my help section of my profile.....

*HELP FOR NEWBIES/NO MEETS**

This section is especially fo' you singlez n' couplez dat need a lil' bit of help wit Fab! Please do not pm me before takin all of tha lyrics below.

1. Read FAQUIZZY section, particularly tha part bout no reply, no interest, it aint considered rude. Do not bother wit tha Sydney universitizzle shiznit on yo' profile, it means nothing.

2. Work on yo' profile: decent pics n' a phat bio, tick interests, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Put a flava pic on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. If yo ass be a cold-ass lil couple then pics of y'all both together.

3. Git photo verified, particularly blingin if yo ass be a cold-ass lil couple or single female.

4. Git cam verified ta start, you can go tha fuck into tha cam rooms n' ask one of mah thugs ta help you wit all dis bullshit. Couplez must both be on all up in tha same time. Faces only n' please gotz a thugged-out decent flava not a funky-ass blank one before askin me biaaatch! If I be free ta help wit dis I'ma post a status update, I don't do it on demand, sorry bout dat bullshit.

5. Read a flava before messaging, itz polite.

6. Read existin forum threadz on flava lyrics, some straight-up phat ones.

7. Post yo' own thread ta ask fo' feedback, (not a whinging, whinin entitled one!). Don't highjack a existin thread.

8 fo' realz. Act on holla'd lyrics.

9. Go ta local hoods/clubs, hook up playas up in hood places. Read tha safety lyrics on tha faq section.

10. Lastly, trip off yo' time on fab!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

**UPDATE 7/1/19**

GENUINELY SINGLE MEN ONLY. NO INTEREST IN BEING YOUR FWB, FB, HOOKUP OR NSA. If dis be all you want then pass me by.

I be meetin again n' again n' again from now, only fo' pimpin n' a possible relationshizzle. These meets is ghon be hoodz only n' posted when I be free ta do so, no other times is ghon be available. Local ta me only, dis means within 10 miles. Not horny bout bustin ages pimpin', mah spare time is limited. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. No blank profilez or unverified by meeting. I no longer smoke but do vape.

COUPLES - I won't be a 3rd wheel fo' you whenever itz convenient, so please don't ask. Therez no chizzle of a relationshizzle wit dis scenario, so no point up in it fo' me at all.

MALE HALVES PLAYING SOLO - Not interested, there be a not a god damn thang up in it fo' me as you already attached.

CHEATERS - Not under any circumstances. I want not a god damn thang ta do wit you, biatch. I couldn't give a fuckin shiznit what tha fuck yo' reasons are, I aint a marriage guidizzle counsellor or a lil' bit on tha side fo' you, biatch.

If I don't reply it means I aint interested. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Please check tha joint faq section, it aint considered rude.

Currently here fo' tha forums n' cam rooms.

No Skype, WhatsApp, Snapchat etc. I only cam on Fab. No wank chat or beeper sex. No pic swaps. I be a gangmember of a Kik crew fo' Cornish playas only.

Please do not bust me ding-a-ling pics.

Playas list- if I've kicked it wit you, you gonna be on it

If you ignore this, don't be offended if I ignore yo' message.

If you've read dis put unicorn as tha header.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is my help section of my profile.....

*HELP FOR NEWBIES/NO MEETS**

This section is especially fo' you singlez n' couplez dat need a lil' bit of help wit Fab! Please do not pm me before takin all of tha lyrics below.

1. Read FAQUIZZY section, particularly tha part bout no reply, no interest, it aint considered rude. Do not bother wit tha Sydney universitizzle shiznit on yo' profile, it means nothing.

3. Git photo verified, particularly blingin if yo ass be a cold-ass lil couple or single female.

5. Read a flava before messaging, itz polite.

6. Read existin forum threadz on flava lyrics, some straight-up phat ones.

7. Post yo' own thread ta ask fo' feedback, (not a whinging, whinin entitled one!). Don't highjack a existin thread.

8 fo' realz. Act on holla'd lyrics.

9. Go ta local hoods/clubs, hook up playas up in hood places. Read tha safety lyrics on tha faq section.

10. Lastly, trip off yo' time on fab!"

Fucking hell I'm crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All brilliant but have to stop reading or the other guy I'm working with will want to know what I'm laughing so much at.

Can't wait to try it out, fo'shizzle

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over a year ago

My profile now reads...

Bald, hairy, hooked up pansexual, coitophobic mythomaniacal, indiscreet, fake, horny-ass escapadologist.

5’9" Purveyor of dodgy snake oil n' hung like a hamsta yo, but at least I don’t wear crocs. I’d like ta put fuckin shitloadz of dick pics on mah flava yo, but I gotta find it first.

I can use mah ear afro as a cold-ass lil combover

I can use mah nasal afro ta whip mah dirty ass when I sneeze

I can use mah low hangin bollocks ta polish wooden floors

You'll find mah crazy ass up in tha forum if I’m online or occasionally up in a cold-ass lil chatroom

Basically I’m a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dirty-ass shit-swinging-time wasting-wank-shaft n' so far up mah own arse I can only peep when I open mah grill.

Orgasms is like opinions, mine is straight-up blingin but I’m not bothered bout you havin one.

So if you want mah lyrics ‘Avoid like tha plague. Best ta simply block n' move on’

I rarely hook up unless of course you’re exceptionally exceptionizzle then I might cook up a exception n' venture outside mah cave

If yo ass is exceptionally exceptionizzle here’s mah message ta you, biatch...

Tin tang walla walla bin bang.

I'ma fuck you so hard,

for minutes you gonna feel mah wang.

If I can straight-up git it up

Just call tha Witch Doctor

Well we can all dream.....

Remember don’t believe every last muthafuckin thang you read on Fab n' don’t take lyrics especially if it’s mine

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Literally crying with laughter at some of these.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This has to be my favourite thread I have ever done! Thanks to all who participated!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

N be a size 8 n' 9 stone 11 n' at 5"2, her big-ass booty slim yet curvy as tha pictures show wit natural long blonde hair. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Dat hoe deceptively shy yet hoodly adept, her innocence n' aiiight persona is infectious n' straight-up much appealin which we shizzle you gonna agree.

Too funny! Love it.

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over a year ago

"N be a size 8 n' 9 stone 11 n' at 5"2, her big-ass booty slim yet curvy as tha pictures show wit natural long blonde hair. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Dat hoe deceptively shy yet hoodly adept, her innocence n' aiiight persona is infectious n' straight-up much appealin which we shizzle you gonna agree.

Too funny! Love it.

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over a year ago

There is no thangs up in dis biatch fo' Wuz crackalackin' - I be PB. Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I been here a while, you may have peeped mah crazy ass messin bout up in tha forums. Boy it's gettin hot, yes indeed it is. I be a approachable, laid back Fabsingle muthafucka whoz ass can generally make his dirty ass available fo' hoodz n' play meets midweek. Currently based up in Downtown Wales..., n' within reason, I can travel n' of course I can accommodate. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Should what tha fuck you've read so far be of interest please read on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Otherwise, thereÂ’s fuckloadz mo' up in here fo' you n' phat luck ta you, biatch.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Please contact me if yo ass is funky n' not a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dickhead (that bit is straight-up blingin) Please don't contact me if yo' dick pics is jacked from a porn site.

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over a year ago

"Please contact me if yo ass is funky n' not a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dickhead (that bit is straight-up blingin) Please don't contact me if yo' dick pics is jacked from a porn site."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is no thangs up in dis biatch fo' A lil bout mah dirty ass...first thang is, well I gots a straight-up boner fo' titties muthafucka! What else can I say, biatch? I gots a straight-up boner fo' titties..I be thinkin its a obsession! A sick one ta have though WHAT! I be confident, I be content n' I be curvy

I be also like flirtatious, well straight-up flirtatious straight-up lol Possibly a lil bit cheeky, some would say naughty,I aint so sure....maybe they right..you be tha judge

many lols!

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