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Two smart swans

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I walking down to Tesco's via the canal where I live, before I left I took a stale half loaf.

I have this evil trick I throw a large piece of bread in the canal and there always a flock of gulls who scrap like crazy over this, especially if one of them takes off with it. The other chase it and bully it until it drops it and then the cycle goes on.

I threw it in and as predicted a major battle ensued, but it was to heavy for any of them to lift, two swans came along and they pushed the gulls out the way, then pushed the loaf under the water then proceeded to scoff it 2 feet underwater, while a flock of 30 gulls circled over their heads angrily.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"I walking down to Tesco's via the canal where I live, before I left I took a stale half loaf.

I have this evil trick I throw a large piece of bread in the canal and there always a flock of gulls who scrap like crazy over this, especially if one of them takes off with it. The other chase it and bully it until it drops it and then the cycle goes on.

I threw it in and as predicted a major battle ensued, but it was to heavy for any of them to lift, two swans came along and they pushed the gulls out the way, then pushed the loaf under the water then proceeded to scoff it 2 feet underwater, while a flock of 30 gulls circled over their heads angrily."

so big birds can have brains then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

you had to be there....

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran


"you had to be there...."

hmmm kill someones dog ( it was you wasnt it ) and then take delight in watching birds fighting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you had to be there....

hmmm kill someones dog ( it was you wasnt it ) and then take delight in watching birds fighting "

HEY, I'M FAMOUS!!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"you had to be there....

hmmm kill someones dog ( it was you wasnt it ) and then take delight in watching birds fighting

HEY, I'M FAMOUS!!!"

so famous they named a whisky after you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's very good!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"you had to be there....

hmmm kill someones dog ( it was you wasnt it ) and then take delight in watching birds fighting

HEY, I'M FAMOUS!!!"

how did you kill someones dog?!!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I think your idea of fun is very cruel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why? It is survival being fittest, no?

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

not an animal lover then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you had to be there....

hmmm kill someones dog ( it was you wasnt it ) and then take delight in watching birds fighting

HEY, I'M FAMOUS!!!

how did you kill someones dog?!!?!"

With a golf club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because he does it deliberately to get them to fight

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"And I think your idea of fun is very cruel"

yeah, everyone knows you shouldnt feed birds bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all love to feed bread to the ducks and swans but sadly it gives them next to no nutrition. You can buy duck feed from farm suppliers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We all love to feed bread to the ducks and swans but sadly it gives them next to no nutrition. You can buy duck feed from farm suppliers."

The swans and ducks on Gloucester and Sharpeness canal, are floating pictures of health.

I walk to work along the bank to work.

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