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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I did the big shop yesterday, got to the checkout, loaded on the checkout then realised I’d left my wallet at home, so I had to go home and then come back in and do the whole shop again. Anyone else done anything similar and what shenanigans ensued ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have done it, but at the worst time possible. I was a hormonal wreck at the time so I burst into tears, and dragged my sorry arse along the floor as I did the walk of shame out of the store, sobbing as I went.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I done the same and ended up going back just getting some bits couldnt be arsed did it online from then on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did that before but had my purse but left my bank card in my jeans pocket that were at home! My shop was 70 something quid but the checkout woman put it through on 3 transactions so I could pay with my phone!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I have done it, but at the worst time possible. I was a hormonal wreck at the time so I burst into tears, and dragged my sorry arse along the floor as I did the walk of shame out of the store, sobbing as I went."

This sounds familiar.

Yep, went to pay, realised I'd left my purse on the fireplace, started crying. The couple behind offered to pay but it was a fair amount of stuff so I couldn't accept. I left crying and avoided going in that supermarket for a couple of weeks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have done it, but at the worst time possible. I was a hormonal wreck at the time so I burst into tears, and dragged my sorry arse along the floor as I did the walk of shame out of the store, sobbing as I went.

This sounds familiar.

Yep, went to pay, realised I'd left my purse on the fireplace, started crying. The couple behind offered to pay but it was a fair amount of stuff so I couldn't accept. I left crying and avoided going in that supermarket for a couple of weeks."

I went straight back in and did a trolley dash that would make Dale Winton proud, the checkout lady said ‘Hello you!’ which I immediately jumped to the conclusion that she wanted my balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s not the most embarrassing thing to happen to me in a supermarket, October the 13th 2009 I was in Morrisons where I never go but my friend said we should go there as there’s speed bumps everywhere on the route and would get things going for me. Got by all the pastries and my waters went still finished my shop but one of the workers let me have a pack of tena lady for free and I just walked round like I’d peed myself and they done the clean up announcement and gave me a £100 store voucher!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep!

Weekly food shop, trolley piled high, turned to pay and realised I hadn’t transferred the purse from my other bag. The cashier didn’t look impressed, the till light started flashing and along came the supervisor to escort the trolley to customer services where it was impounded until I returned with the money.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"...which I immediately jumped to the conclusion that she wanted my balls. "

Infallible logic.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Used to go shopping with the other half who always "forgot" his wallet. Last time we went shopping together I forgot my purse. He did a big shop, started pat patting his pocket at the checkout and turned to me.

That said, there was a large queue and I was embarrassed doing the walk of shame.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That’s not the most embarrassing thing to happen to me in a supermarket, October the 13th 2009 I was in Morrisons where I never go but my friend said we should go there as there’s speed bumps everywhere on the route and would get things going for me. Got by all the pastries and my waters went still finished my shop but one of the workers let me have a pack of tena lady for free and I just walked round like I’d peed myself and they done the clean up announcement and gave me a £100 store voucher! "

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I filled up with petrol the other day and had forgot my wallet.

However I did remember it was 2019 and so paid with my phone.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Well at least you didn't arrive at your meet without your wallet Op

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I filled up with petrol the other day and had forgot my wallet.

However I did remember it was 2019 and so paid with my phone."

They wouldn’t except my Nokia Brick as currency.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have done it, but at the worst time possible. I was a hormonal wreck at the time so I burst into tears, and dragged my sorry arse along the floor as I did the walk of shame out of the store, sobbing as I went.

This sounds familiar.

Yep, went to pay, realised I'd left my purse on the fireplace, started crying. The couple behind offered to pay but it was a fair amount of stuff so I couldn't accept. I left crying and avoided going in that supermarket for a couple of weeks.

I went straight back in and did a trolley dash that would make Dale Winton proud, the checkout lady said ‘Hello you!’ which I immediately jumped to the conclusion that she wanted my balls. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually forgot my bus card and have a mad panic as I hope to find it before the lights turn to green.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've don't it but with petrol. They let me leave and go get my wallet and come back, I thought was quite decent of them

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I have done it, but at the worst time possible. I was a hormonal wreck at the time so I burst into tears, and dragged my sorry arse along the floor as I did the walk of shame out of the store, sobbing as I went.

This sounds familiar.

Yep, went to pay, realised I'd left my purse on the fireplace, started crying. The couple behind offered to pay but it was a fair amount of stuff so I couldn't accept. I left crying and avoided going in that supermarket for a couple of weeks.

I went straight back in and did a trolley dash that would make Dale Winton proud, the checkout lady said ‘Hello you!’ which I immediately jumped to the conclusion that she wanted my balls. "

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I did the same in the off license Saturday

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