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By *isterTease OP   Man
over a year ago

Chigwell

There's been many threads on penis size mostly directed at the length of it with majority of women saying girth is more important. So what is the preferred girth size for women?, is there even one or is the personality/chemistry more important?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to measure my handful of spaghetti by the approximate circle my fingers and thumb made when around my partners penis. Therefore the best girth for me is about five adult portions.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I used to measure my handful of spaghetti by the approximate circle my fingers and thumb made when around my partners penis. Therefore the best girth for me is about five adult portions. "

You managed to complete a circle.

Aw bless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to measure my handful of spaghetti by the approximate circle my fingers and thumb made when around my partners penis. Therefore the best girth for me is about five adult portions.

You managed to complete a circle.

Aw bless. "

......using two hands...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you want to measure it. You just look at it, its small med or large.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I used to measure my handful of spaghetti by the approximate circle my fingers and thumb made when around my partners penis. Therefore the best girth for me is about five adult portions.

You managed to complete a circle.

Aw bless.

......using two hands... "

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

As big as my mouth....ahem....

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By *isterTease OP   Man
over a year ago

Chigwell


"I used to measure my handful of spaghetti by the approximate circle my fingers and thumb made when around my partners penis. Therefore the best girth for me is about five adult portions. "

I'm intrigued to know how you decide how much mince to use to make meat balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As big as my mouth....ahem.... "

That big then eh?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"As big as my mouth....ahem....

That big then eh? "
Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to measure my handful of spaghetti by the approximate circle my fingers and thumb made when around my partners penis. Therefore the best girth for me is about five adult portions.

I'm intrigued to know how you decide how much mince to use to make meat balls "

both hands again probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As big as my mouth....ahem....

That big then eh? Cheeky "

The clue's in the title these days

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"As big as my mouth....ahem....

That big then eh? Cheeky

The clue's in the title these days "
8Wanna come to my spankathon?

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By *isterTease OP   Man
over a year ago

Chigwell


"Why would you want to measure it. You just look at it, its small med or large."

Ahh but legz you then fall into the w/e, vwe & vvwe conundrum. How much of a difference is there between small medium & large?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As big as my mouth....ahem....

That big then eh? Cheeky

The clue's in the title these days 8Wanna come to my spankathon? "

Who would I be spanking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to measure my handful of spaghetti by the approximate circle my fingers and thumb made when around my partners penis. Therefore the best girth for me is about five adult portions.

I'm intrigued to know how you decide how much mince to use to make meat balls

both hands again probably"

Mrs follow the same recipe does she?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"As big as my mouth....ahem....

That big then eh? Cheeky

The clue's in the title these days 8Wanna come to my spankathon?

Who would I be spanking? "
no no no no no....dahhhlink....you are ze one ve vill be spanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why would you want to measure it. You just look at it, its small med or large.

Ahh but legz you then fall into the w/e, vwe & vvwe conundrum. How much of a difference is there between small medium & large? "

Ha Ha, your funny.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A size where I don't make a fool out of myself by asking Is it in yet?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"A size where I don't make a fool out of myself by asking Is it in yet? "
well that depends on the size of ya chuff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It all depends on the size of the horse! And whether its leather or elastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As big as my mouth....ahem....

That big then eh? Cheeky

The clue's in the title these days 8Wanna come to my spankathon?

Who would I be spanking? no no no no no....dahhhlink....you are ze one ve vill be spanking "

...and sucking my blood too? lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"As big as my mouth....ahem....

That big then eh? Cheeky

The clue's in the title these days 8Wanna come to my spankathon?

Who would I be spanking? no no no no no....dahhhlink....you are ze one ve vill be spanking

...and sucking my blood too? lol "
if you like....mwahahahahaha

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By *isterTease OP   Man
over a year ago

Chigwell


"A size where I don't make a fool out of myself by asking Is it in yet? "

I'm sure the guy would be feeling more awkward & slightly embarrassed

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"There's been many threads on penis size mostly directed at the length of it with majority of women saying girth is more important. So what is the preferred girth size for women?, is there even one or is the personality/chemistry more important?"

As long as it touches the sides, I'm happy.

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By *isterTease OP   Man
over a year ago

Chigwell


"There's been many threads on penis size mostly directed at the length of it with majority of women saying girth is more important. So what is the preferred girth size for women?, is there even one or is the personality/chemistry more important?

As long as it touches the sides, I'm happy. "

Out of curiosity how thick is that?, is there a preferred/average size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seem obsesed with size.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"As long as it touches the sides, I'm happy.

Out of curiosity how thick is that?, is there a preferred/average size? "

I don't really stop and measure but I have big hands so probably quite large.

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By *isterTease OP   Man
over a year ago

Chigwell


"You seem obsesed with size. "

I just have a curious mind , I'm fully happy with what nature gave me, plus I've had no complaints

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can anyone properly measure the penis girth ??

suppose you need a tailors tape measure to wrap around it whilst erect ... ??

we once had a guy tell us his cock was 11 inches long and 5 inches thick !!!

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By *isterTease OP   Man
over a year ago

Chigwell


"How can anyone properly measure the penis girth ??

suppose you need a tailors tape measure to wrap around it whilst erect ... ??

we once had a guy tell us his cock was 11 inches long and 5 inches thick !!! "

Well the general method being suggested on here is to go by how much you can get in your hand/s

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i know a person who swears by what can only described as the "toilet roll tube test".....

if it fits without falling off then apparently it is good enough....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i know a person who swears by what can only described as the "toilet roll tube test".....

if it fits without falling off then apparently it is good enough....

"

one sheet does plenty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can anyone properly measure the penis girth ??

suppose you need a tailors tape measure to wrap around it whilst erect ... ??

we once had a guy tell us his cock was 11 inches long and 5 inches thick !!!

Well the general method being suggested on here is to go by how much you can get in your hand/s "

well i did ask how to measure it

"Properly"

everyone has different sized hands !!

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By *isterTease OP   Man
over a year ago

Chigwell


"i know a person who swears by what can only described as the "toilet roll tube test".....

if it fits without falling off then apparently it is good enough....

"

Interesting test, what do you think ladies?

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By *isterTease OP   Man
over a year ago

Chigwell


"How can anyone properly measure the penis girth ??

suppose you need a tailors tape measure to wrap around it whilst erect ... ??

we once had a guy tell us his cock was 11 inches long and 5 inches thick !!!

Well the general method being suggested on here is to go by how much you can get in your hand/s

well i did ask how to measure it

"Properly"

everyone has different sized hands !!"

I realise that obviously, that's partly why I started this thread. Apart from actually measuring it yourself (I hardly doubt women carry tailor measuring tape in their handbags lol), I'd say the toilets toll tube test is the next best thing...... Unless they come in different sizes

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

the perfect size is on this site, but i say who would i be naming and shaming

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"the perfect size is on this site "

applies to everyone, n'est pas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As long as it touches the sides, I'm happy. "

Does that have to be sides plural? Will just touching one side do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i know a person who swears by what can only described as the "toilet roll tube test".....

if it fits without falling off then apparently it is good enough....

"

LMAO! Maybe I know the same person as you then, or maybe others have this strange methos... remember being asked by my partner from a long while ago (now an ex partner) if I knew how big "it" was, so told her yes and what it measured up as, then asked me girth measurement... well I didn;t have a fucking clue so told me to test that way lol, now I struggled to get it in but I don;t consider myself to be particularly thick in the girth stats...

Maybe looking back she was suggesting this for a right laugh, but me being me obliged and was probably the twat at the butt end of jokes for it no doubt

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

So are we measuring girth in inches as we do length .

wouldn't it be better to do cubic capacity, gives it a third dimension.....

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