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My mother used to say "if your not in bed by nine o'clock ".....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come home

What words of wisdom did your parents impart ? Xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You need to learn to cook because you don't want him going else where for his dinner... Hence I learnt to cook...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind blows in your face when you do that - you'll look like a chinaman all your life.

Dad, catching me knocking one out c.1973

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mom said I needed a good woman, but Dad said bad women were more fun

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Dont come crying to me when youve poked your eyes out

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"If the wind blows in your face when you do that - you'll look like a chinaman all your life.

Dad, catching me knocking one out c.1973 "

Wouldn't you be around 7 years of age?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum used to say, dont chase after boys, it makes you look sad and desperate, if there interested they will come after you. Put more clothes on or you will get rheumatism.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If the wind blows in your face when you do that - you'll look like a chinaman all your life.

Dad, catching me knocking one out c.1973

Wouldn't you be around 7 years of age?"

I was messing wi mine from 6 lol

Shot me first load about 11 and thought the fookin thing had burst xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When crying for no real reason as a child my nanna would say

"go on cry, you'l pee less"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the wind blows in your face when you do that - you'll look like a chinaman all your life.

Dad, catching me knocking one out c.1973

Wouldn't you be around 7 years of age?"

8 actually, and yes, I started at an early age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I was messing wi mine from 6 lol

Shot me first load about 11 and thought the fookin thing had burst xx "

Pullin on it fa 5 hours... Ya lucky it dint come off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never eat yellow snow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't come running to me if you break your legs lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

my Gran used to say if we didnt get a wiggle on,and i quote

hurry up, a street full of d*unken sailors and not a whore in the house washed

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Stop fighting it doesnt solve anything!" as mum then proceded to smack both me and my brother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she would say Birds of a feather fly together , lol and its so so ture you see it on here too.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

crying for nowt, mam would say "come over here and I'll give you summat to bloody well cry about" usually followed by a clip round the lughole

full of cold and coughing and I'd hear "cough it up, it might be a row of houses"

Wearing short skirts or teen fashions or anything revealing - "that'll be nice when it's finished"

and finally....

Whenever I was going out, "Keep yer hand on yer ha'penny" - never quite worked that one out, but managed not to fall pregnant at all so guessing it could have meant be careful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my dad use to say would u ever stop that feckin swearing xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lie down with dogs get up with fleas

or you've made your bed now lie in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And my mum would say You can alway bend down a pick up nothing .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lie down with dogs get up with fleas

or you've made your bed now lie in it"
Yes thats what my mum said too ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you'll be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute (eh what did that mean)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Stop fighting it doesnt solve anything!" as mum then proceded to smack both me and my brother.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

My Dad used to say you should 'Never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you have clean underwear on,you might get knocked over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't stop crying, I am going to give you something to cry about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some day you will thank me for this. SMACK!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it "says" guiness on the side of buses but they dont sell it

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By *isterTeaseMan
over a year ago

Chigwell

"this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you" SMACK!, (i seriously doubt it did lol)

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By *o Peep n WoodyCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

My mum's words of wisdom:

Always wear your knickers over your tights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll bloody brain you !! eh? lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Mum: I was called names because I wouldn't, my sister was called names because she would... you can't win so you might as well enjoy yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you eat the crusts ( yes / bread ) it will make your hair go curly !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About relationships.... give it time... time sorts everything out, one way or another...

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"if you eat the crusts ( yes / bread ) it will make your hair go curly !!!

"

And eat your carrots then you'll be able to see in the dark....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother always says:

"I wish Id done more of what my mother told me not to do"

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

My uncle to his kids when they claimed they couldn't sleep.....lie on the edge of the bed - you'll soon drop off!

It was years before any of my cousins worked out it was a joke

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"My mother always says:

"I wish Id done more of what my mother told me not to do"

"

I still do loads that my mother told me not to ...in fact as soon as my mother utters the words "you must not/should not/don't....I immediately want to

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

me; something smells funny

dad; your nose is too near your arse

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


" "you'll be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute (eh what did that mean)"

got that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not from my mum but my Dad once said

'Nice lads come no-where son .... bastards come on your tits'

And one of my best mates dad left him with this

'When rape in inevitable , lie back and enjoy it'

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By *awty nannaWoman
over a year ago

sheffield

From my Grandad .....every little helps, said the boy who tiddled in the sea....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"From my Grandad .....every little helps, said the boy who tiddled in the sea....

"

I shall never see the tesco ad in quite the same light again xx

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"........

Whenever I was going out, "Keep yer hand on yer ha'penny" - never quite worked that one out, but managed not to fall pregnant at all so guessing it could have meant be careful "

That`s also the first line of a song that the Wurzels sang ..... "Keep yer `and on yer ha`penny, Cover it well with your palm, etc. etc."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum used to say.....if you fall over and break your legs dont come running to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or the classic

You'll know how it feels when you have kids of your own

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

my favorites "if its for you it wont go bye you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my nan always yes to say

those that ask dont get, those that dont ask dont want, so your not getting any either way

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By *rs and mr sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

Boldon

My mum always used to say, 'if you're not in bed by 10 o'clock, come home!'

Little did she know (usually I had been in bed a lot earlier and then come home )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

find a lady with a big purse and small hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nan used to say....if you carry on sitting on that cold step you will have piles when your older.

I would be getting ready to go out of the house for an evening on the tiles with friends. She would shout, "time to be going to bed never mind going out"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was sitting on a bus behind a mother and her young son. Her boy kept looking around and pulling funny faces at me.

After a few minutes, I tired of his antics, so I said, "When I was young, my mother told me that if I made an ugly face and the wind changed, I'd stay that way." The little shit replied, "Well, you can't say you weren't fucking warned."

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