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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I reserve the right not to answer on any grounds I choose and to make up answers as I go along.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When will the DFS sale end ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reserve the right not to answer on any grounds I choose and to make up answers as I go along."

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reserve the right not to answer on any grounds I choose and to make up answers as I go along.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck x"

As much as he could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will this thread die within 3 comments?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When will the DFS sale end ?"

It's not really a Sale. Just infinitely shit sales tactic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who put the sham in the sham a lam a ding dong?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I reserve the right not to answer on any grounds I choose and to make up answers as I go along.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck x"

A chuck load.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will this thread die within 3 comments? "

Time will tell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And who the fuck put the bop in the bop sho wop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did Wagon Wheels used to be bigger?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What will I be getting for Christmas

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Why are fire trucks red, OP?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Is it possible to buy broccoli stems as I have to buds and really can’t be arsed cutting them off???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who put the sham in the sham a lam a ding dong? "

John Travolta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And who the fuck put the bop in the bop sho wop? "

one question

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Do you agree that Kublai is a far cooler name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When will the DFS sale end ?

It's not really a Sale. Just infinitely shit sales tactic."

No shit Sherlock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did Wagon Wheels used to be bigger?"

Most definately! And tastier.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What will I be getting for Christmas "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did Wagon Wheels used to be bigger?

Most definately! And tastier."

And frankly I still feel cheated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a "zigazig, ah"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are fire trucks red, OP?"

So you see them and know to get the fuck out their way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iron man and the hulk. Square go, who wins?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it possible to buy broccoli stems as I have to buds and really can’t be arsed cutting them off???"

I think my Morrison's has them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you agree that Kublai is a far cooler name

I agree it's a cool name, but not cooler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I turn to 101 when brexit is finally agreed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are single men doomed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you pop a whole Creme Egg in your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you grow an inch please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's a "zigazig, ah"?"

There's two answers to this question. One is a horrid Spice Girls lyric. The other I can't say on here as it relates to someone super close to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Iron man and the hulk. Square go, who wins?"

Hulk. All day. Everyday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will I turn to 101 when brexit is finally agreed?"

No, youll just feel that old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why are fire trucks red, OP?"

“Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight makes twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and there were fish in the seas, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always “Russian" around, so that's why fire trucks are red!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reserve the right not to answer on any grounds I choose and to make up answers as I go along."

Haven't you got anything better to do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are single men doomed?"

No. They are some of the luckiest people on here once they realise their own potential.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you pop a whole Creme Egg in your mouth?"

Yes. I gag.. a Lot.. it's not pretty, but it's very funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you grow an inch please?"

I can buy platform shoes. That's about as far as I'm able to compromise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I reserve the right not to answer on any grounds I choose and to make up answers as I go along.

Haven't you got anything better to do?"

I think we both know the answer to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I reserve the right not to answer on any grounds I choose and to make up answers as I go along.

Haven't you got anything better to do?

I think we both know the answer to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan, A stately pleasure dome decree?

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

What's the difference between a duck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In Xanadu did Kubla Khan, A stately pleasure dome decree?"

Where Alph, the sacred river, ran

Through caverns measureless to man

Down to a sunless sea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if there were millions of years between dinosaurs dying out & humans roaming,Why is there Mayan drawings (and other ancients)of men battling a (clearly drawn )stegasaurus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if there were millions of years between dinosaurs dying out & humans roaming,Why is there Mayan drawings (and other ancients)of men battling a (clearly drawn )stegasaurus"

Don't believe the Hype. Find your own Truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the difference between a duck?"

how do you get down off a duck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the difference between a duck?"

A duck and what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the difference between a duck?

how do you get down off a duck?

Very carefully and get ready to run

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the fuck is Alice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what is the Universe expanding into?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there are 365 days in a year how come 7x52=364?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if there were millions of years between dinosaurs dying out & humans roaming,Why is there Mayan drawings (and other ancients)of men battling a (clearly drawn )stegasaurus"

I know. Dinosaurs have been dead for well over 10 years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who the fuck is Alice?"

A very confused, emotionally unstable young woman who followed a white rabbit down a hole in the ground. I think she was tripping balls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what is the Universe expanding into?

Does it really matter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If there are 365 days in a year how come 7x52=364?"

I'm terrible with numbers Dash.. please don't ask me anything to with maths. I clam up

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

"What's the difference between a duck?

A duck and what?"

Ah you see, that's the point.

The actual answer is - one of it's legs is both the same.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"if there were millions of years between dinosaurs dying out & humans roaming,Why is there Mayan drawings (and other ancients)of men battling a (clearly drawn )stegasaurus

I know. Dinosaurs have been dead for well over 10 years."

Maybe Mayans were just bad at drawing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I bovvered?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the difference between a duck?

A duck and what?

Ah you see, that's the point.

The actual answer is - one of it's legs is both the same."

I like it!

Maybe you should be in charge of the next thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I bovvered?"

You don't sound it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there are 365 days in a year how come 7x52=364?

I'm terrible with numbers Dash.. please don't ask me anything to with maths. I clam up

Maybe somebody can invent an item so we can calculate equations on it, and maybe call it a calculator, what do ya think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I bovvered?

You don't sound it."

Yeah but am I bovvered though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably the most contentious question ever- who was the best batman? xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If there are 365 days in a year how come 7x52=364?

I'm terrible with numbers Dash.. please don't ask me anything to with maths. I clam up

Maybe somebody can invent an item so we can calculate equations on it, and maybe call it a calculator, what do ya think? "

I hate those as well. I just want to be able to Ask a question in English and get an answer in English. Spanish if I'm pushed out my comfort zone. Maths may as well be a sheet of music to me - gibberish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I bovvered?

You don't sound it.

Yeah but am I bovvered though?"

Face?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I bovvered?

You don't sound it.

Yeah but am I bovvered though?"

Now you sound bovvered. I'm confused. I can't decide. It's all in the tone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have one wish...what will you wish for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there are 365 days in a year how come 7x52=364?

I'm terrible with numbers Dash.. please don't ask me anything to with maths. I clam up

Maybe somebody can invent an item so we can calculate equations on it, and maybe call it a calculator, what do ya think?

Que tal una calculadora

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably the most contentious question ever- who was the best batman? xx"

"I'm Batman"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I bovvered?

You don't sound it.

Yeah but am I bovvered though?

Face? "

Bovvered?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I bovvered?

You don't sound it.

Yeah but am I bovvered though?

Face? "

bovvered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does a spoonful of sugar really help the medicine go down?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If there are 365 days in a year how come 7x52=364?

I'm terrible with numbers Dash.. please don't ask me anything to with maths. I clam up

Maybe somebody can invent an item so we can calculate equations on it, and maybe call it a calculator, what do ya think?

Que tal una calculadora"

Mui bien amigo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What am I hiding in my vageeeeeen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably the most contentious question ever- who was the best batman? xx

"I'm Batman""

I'm spartacus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does a spoonful of sugar really help the medicine go down?"

every fucking time. Diabetics proceed with caution.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What am I hiding in my vageeeeeen?

Lots of love and affection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did I get a 24 hour ban

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why did I get a 24 hour ban

I don't know, but I bet you do, you little rockstar you! Fight the Power!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/02/19 15:54:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What am I hiding in my vageeeeeen?

Lots of love and affection?"

You been peeping?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What am I hiding in my vageeeeeen?

Lots of love and affection?

You been peeping?"

Hoping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably the most contentious question ever- who was the best batman? xx

"I'm Batman""

Holy hole in a donut batman! Aren’t you worried about people knowing? There are a fair few jokers on here! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What am I hiding in my vageeeeeen?

Lots of love and affection?

You been peeping?

Hoping

I knew I should have questioned the speculum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably the most contentious question ever- who was the best batman? xx

"I'm Batman"

Holy hole in a donut batman! Aren’t you worried about people knowing? There are a fair few jokers on here! xx

"I... umm... I'm still Batman"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What am I hiding in my vageeeeeen?

Lots of love and affection?

You been peeping?

Hoping

I knew I should have questioned the speculum. "

Oh god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why did I get a 24 hour ban

I don't know, but I bet you do, you little rockstar you! Fight the Power!"

Haha I don't. No doubt it won't be long before I get another one though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why did I get a 24 hour ban

I don't know, but I bet you do, you little rockstar you! Fight the Power!

Haha I don't. No doubt it won't be long before I get another one though."

With that attitude, no doubt

You can avoid the trigger type comments, all it takes is some self control and slightly more careful wording

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why did I get a 24 hour ban

I don't know, but I bet you do, you little rockstar you! Fight the Power!

Haha I don't. No doubt it won't be long before I get another one though.

With that attitude, no doubt

You can avoid the trigger type comments, all it takes is some self control and slightly more careful wording

Reading the rules helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever been pegged by a woman

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably the most contentious question ever- who was the best batman? xx

"I'm Batman"

Holy hole in a donut batman! Aren’t you worried about people knowing? There are a fair few jokers on here! xx

"I... umm... I'm still Batman"

Stay safe Batman...and should Alfred ever need assistance, I’m sure there will be plenty who’d help get a shine to your Kevlar- you’d have to be in it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What cake are you after?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you ever been pegged by a woman

Mrscxxx "

Not pegged as such

I've had a dildo and vibrator used on me by a woman. It was extremely intense, awesome and I was way out of my comfort zone at the time

Probably would be again if I ever repeated it. Great question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Probably the most contentious question ever- who was the best batman? xx

"I'm Batman"

Holy hole in a donut batman! Aren’t you worried about people knowing? There are a fair few jokers on here! xx

"I... umm... I'm still Batman"

Stay safe Batman...and should Alfred ever need assistance, I’m sure there will be plenty who’d help get a shine to your Kevlar- you’d have to be in it though

xx"

Batman keeps you safe, have no fear on my account

Much love to all the BatFamily

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What cake are you after?"

Anything sweet. Bar carrot and cawf-ee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What cake are you after?

Anything sweet. Bar carrot and cawf-ee"

Controversial... love both of those!

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

When are you coming round for your malteasers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you remember your 1st kiss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What cake are you after?

Anything sweet. Bar carrot and cawf-ee

Controversial... love both of those!"

I court controversy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When are you coming round for your malteasers? "

Asap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you remember your 1st kiss?"

Yes. It's one of those burnt in memories

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey.. I got well past three posts

Time did tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey.. I got well past three posts

Time did tell

Yes but 55 of them are your's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey.. I got well past three posts

Time did tell

Yes but 55 of them are your's

So true

I like responding to people.. and myself.. and gaps in conversation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is a Tenga Flip? Asking for a friend on another thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a Tenga Flip? Asking for a friend on another thread

Haha Google it. Honestly they are amazing. It's a bit like a fleshlight.

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby

Would you do anything for love?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is a Tenga Flip? Asking for a friend on another thread

Just looks like another fancy flashlight people fuck to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a Tenga Flip? Asking for a friend on another thread

Haha Google it. Honestly they are amazing. It's a bit like a fleshlight."

I did, looks interesting lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you do anything for love? "

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a Tenga Flip? Asking for a friend on another thread

Haha Google it. Honestly they are amazing. It's a bit like a fleshlight.

I did, looks interesting lol

They are made by a Japanese company. They have a whole range of make sex toys but the Tenga Flip is the best. Quite expensive but it's the best cum you'll have. First time I tried it I thought my eyes were going to pop out Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what made you choose your profile name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"what made you choose your profile name"

I like history and Blackbeard was taken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you rather have a tiny penis in your pants or a massive one on your head?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats a 'Brexit'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you rather have a tiny penis in your pants or a massive one on your head? "

Oooh that's tough. A tiny one in my pants I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"whats a 'Brexit'"

I refuse to answer that question incase this turns political.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where do babies come from? Aldis dont stock them (yet!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"where do babies come from? Aldis dont stock them (yet!)

Storks. Haven't you seen Dumbo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where do babies come from? Aldis dont stock them (yet!)

Storks. Haven't you seen Dumbo? "

thats a bit harsh on president trump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it better to be a big fish in a small pond or a small fish in a big pond?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it better to be a big fish in a small pond or a small fish in a big pond?"

A confident fish in the Ocean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should milk go in before or after the tea ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"should milk go in before or after the tea ? "

I'm no brew drinker, so I can't speak with any authority on the matter. Mum told me after the tea nads been taken out. She's usually right about this stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"should milk go in before or after the tea ?

I'm no brew drinker, so I can't speak with any authority on the matter. Mum told me after the tea nads been taken out. She's usually right about this stuff

tea nads are you thinking of tea bagging

Milk after i agree

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over a year ago

"should milk go in before or after the tea ?

I'm no brew drinker, so I can't speak with any authority on the matter. Mum told me after the tea nads been taken out. She's usually right about this stuff

tea nads are you thinking of tea bagging

Milk after i agree"

omg.. I'd like to point out my mum never taught me to teabag

And that's just the best typo ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have a wide doorstep?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever thrown a sausage up Royal Avenue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the answer to Life, the Universe and everything?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have a wide doorstep? "

I feel like this is a trick question. I have no doorstep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you ever thrown a sausage up Royal Avenue?"

What?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the answer to Life, the Universe and everything?"

To have a Purpose. Not 42

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I still poorly?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why am I still poorly?

What have you got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why am I still poorly?

What have you got?"

*whispers* the squits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have a wide doorstep?

I feel like this is a trick question. I have no doorstep

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"should milk go in before or after the tea ?

I'm no brew drinker, so I can't speak with any authority on the matter. Mum told me after the tea nads been taken out. She's usually right about this stuff

tea nads are you thinking of tea bagging

Milk after i agree"

Tea nads

I remember my lad asking me what tea-bagging was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why am I still poorly?

What have you got?

*whispers* the squits

*Ghengis runs away screaming!*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"should milk go in before or after the tea ?

I'm no brew drinker, so I can't speak with any authority on the matter. Mum told me after the tea nads been taken out. She's usually right about this stuff

tea nads are you thinking of tea bagging

Milk after i agree

Tea nads

I remember my lad asking me what tea-bagging was

What did you tell him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why am I still poorly?

What have you got?

*whispers* the squits

*Ghengis runs away screaming!*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

101,000 live in Worcester.How many can you name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"101,000 live in Worcester.How many can you name?"

There's definitely a Dave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"101,000 live in Worcester.How many can you name?"

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Why os my hamster wet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there are 365 days in a year how come 7x52=364?"

Did he answer this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's my middle name?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there are 365 days in a year how come 7x52=364?

Did he answer this? "

think its to do with leap years.earth turns at 364.25 per year summat similar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why os my hamster wet?"

I dread to think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If there are 365 days in a year how come 7x52=364?

Did he answer this? "

Did he fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's my middle name?"

On?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

What does your user name say about you?

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

If 2 + the bag of m and m's by my coffee table make 45, how many aliens will visit Uranus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does your user name say about you?"

That I like history. Also I may be trouble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If 2 + the bag of m and m's by my coffee table make 45, how many aliens will visit Uranus?"

Stop with the maths please I'm begging you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If 2 + the bag of m and m's by my coffee table make 45, how many aliens will visit Uranus?"

Hmm good question,depends if the aliens are legal or illegal

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"What does your user name say about you?

That I like history. Also I may be trouble

How do you know that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does your user name say about you?

That I like history. Also I may be trouble

How do you know that?"

I don't.

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By *oponly49xxMan
over a year ago

workington

can I buy edible anal lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"can I buy edible anal lube"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many beans make 5?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"What does your user name say about you?

That I like history. Also I may be trouble

How do you know that?

I don't. "

If you studied phrenology what’s your lumps look like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I really ask you anything?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What does your user name say about you?

That I like history. Also I may be trouble

How do you know that?

I don't.

If you studied phrenology what’s your lumps look like?"

I'm a bit of a sceptic

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By *ere2pleasureUMan
over a year ago

Kington

"I reserve the right not to answer on any grounds I choose and to make up answers as I go along."

On Earth, one looks up at the moon. If one is on the moon would one look down, or up to Earth?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I really ask you anything?"

Yes, I may not answer though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I reserve the right not to answer on any grounds I choose and to make up answers as I go along.

On Earth, one looks up at the moon. If one is on the moon would one look down, or up to Earth? "

Up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is edam made backwards?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is edam made backwards?"

Only if Naive is Evian backwards.

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By *ere2pleasureUMan
over a year ago

Kington

"I reserve the right not to answer on any grounds I choose and to make up answers as I go along.

On Earth, one looks up at the moon. If one is on the moon would one look down, or up to Earth?

Up."

How do you know this?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I reserve the right not to answer on any grounds I choose and to make up answers as I go along.

On Earth, one looks up at the moon. If one is on the moon would one look down, or up to Earth?

Up.

How do you know this? "

Common sense?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is edam made backwards?

Only if Naive is Evian backwards."

Does absolute power corrupt absolutely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard there was a man born with 3 balls..... is that true????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is edam made backwards?

Only if Naive is Evian backwards.

Does absolute power corrupt absolutely?"

Always

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I heard there was a man born with 3 balls..... is that true????"

That's a fact I'd rather not look up, I'm going with true though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

is this the end of the thread ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes Sir

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