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Whats the weirdest online dating experience you have had?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ive been chatting online to someone from a dating site for the last 10 days. Last night she told me she had told her family about me and they were pleased she had had a man again!! We havent even had a date yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

abort mission!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was catfished by a lesbian looking a bit of cock before she got married. She pretended to be someone else completely. After two date rearrangements, she texted me on my way to meeting her. Told me the whole story. Then wanted to know if i was still interested in banging her. I told her to stick to munching carpets.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Ive been chatting online to someone from a dating site for the last 10 days. Last night she told me she had told her family about me and they were pleased she had had a man again!! We havent even had a date yet "

Sounds like she's already built you up in a relationship in her head

Approach with caution

I havn't been on a dating site for almost 2yrs

But the last person I got chatting with, slightly similar to you OP.

Turned out we had alot of mutual friends, I know 3 of his cousins, he houseshares with 2 of my friends.

We met for a coffee & it went well, I told him I wasn't looking for anything serious, just someone I could go out with occasionaly etc he seemed fine with that.

He wanted to see me again but due to work family & existing plans I didn't have any free time for 2wks.

He was texting me upto 10 times an hour, I couldn't reply as at work.

I told him to calm down. It was too much.

After a week I hear from my friends, he's talking about me non stop, they actually assumed we were seeing each other as the picture he portrayed was definitely a serious relationship.

I told him I didn't want to see him again.

He took a week off work, didn't leave his room & played stupid sad love songs non stop!

I decided then, dating wasn't for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" abort mission!"

Absolutely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a tinder date cry on me, oink like a pig in my ears, flung himself on a massive poof/seat thingy like superman before he asked if he could wear my high heels and prance around the hotel lobby...it was like I was on a date with some man child! When I wanted to make my exit he then begged me for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a girl years ago who turned out to be something of an alcoholic

Every meeting we had involved drinks regardless of time or situation- you know a litre of vodka before drinks out....

Needless to say I’ve been very wary since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two coffee first dates stand out, It would have to be a toss up between the one who cried when I said I had to go or the one who’s ex had had him arrested for something he went into great detail about

In fact there’s been a couple of those now I come to think about it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male half here

Had one date off tinder that ended with the girl asking me to come back to hers and fuck her boyfriend while she watched

Had another date when the girl had my Facebook photo as her screen saver and that I was invited to Sunday dinner with her parents. Seen and told that within 10 mins of meeting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jeez looking at these responses I think Ive had lucky escape by the sounds of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once on a Tinder date and accidentally sent him a text with an 'in joke' about the size of my ex's penis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" abort mission!"

Its ok, she told me she loves m

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

met a girl in a pub ,she sits i go to bar for the drinks ,2 large red wines .

when i got back and sat opposite her she reaced to her bag and lifted some designer tiny fluffy dog on to the table and said meet fifi

as we are chatting shes putting ribbons in the dogs ears , round its neck ,little bows etc etc

im seing dog hair on her wine glass, then fifi did a tiny little pee pee on the table , she wiped it away with her hand and kissed fifi saying dont worry baby .

i said just going for a pee pee myself darlin, there was an exit near the gents toilets , i actually ran down the road untill i had turned a corner.

true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a guy on a dating site, we had been chatting for a bit and decided to have a date but both of us was broke, so I met him at his house (back in my dating days I had no regard for my safety), I drove from Kent to north London.

We sat in his garden for a few hours drinking beer, then we went into the house and it’s then I should have turned round but by then I couldn’t drive home (not legally). The house was full of cats, cat poop etc, we went up to his room and that was pretty normal. I needed a wee and it’s one of those big Victorian houses without windows in the bathroom, I went down and he didn’t tell me the light didn’t work so I felt around did what I needed to do and went back up, of course I broke the seal! Next time I went down I took my phone and on the walls,

Well smeared shit for a start all over the walls, I decided right then to stay in the room and leave as early as possible in the morning.

My ex husband even tried plotting a route for me to leave but again, I couldn’t drive but I sent an sos out to him for help lol.

Next morning I got up as early as I could and he walked me out, there was his brother walking about in just a t shirt and pants with a cane (apparently he had brain damage) and his mother sitting in the dark in the lounge, I had no idea anyone else was there!!!! It was like Texas chainsaw massacre!! He walked me to my car and said he wanted to see me again, I smiled and left, he text me that day saying he really liked me, I didn’t want to appear rude so said he lived to far away!!

It was bloody awful!

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From what I've read ..... I'm glad I'm ugly for once stops crazy stuff like this happening ... Remember stay ugly stay safe haha ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danger will robinson

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