FabSwingers.com forum: Gis a job

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm looking for a little extra work, what you offering as a reward? Prefer to work for cold, dirty money, but open to suggestions. Anything considered.

Let's talk.

(totally tongue in cheek, I'm not pimping myself out Fab)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make you some cereal if you do my ironing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could come and pick my toe jam/fluff out. I'll pay in skittles and crunchie bars.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll make you some cereal if you do my ironing. "

Say what now?

*Ghengis reaches for his own milk*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could come and pick my toe jam/fluff out. I'll pay in skittles and crunchie bars.

That sounds totally gross.. but you picked my two favourite sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a horse who's stable needs mucking out

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Yosser Hughes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a horse who's stable needs mucking out

xx"

I love horses. What's the reward? Other than being in close proximity to one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could come and pick my toe jam/fluff out. I'll pay in skittles and crunchie bars.

That sounds totally gross.. but you picked my two favourite sweets

Luckily for you, I was being as tongue in cheek as your good self. There's only fluff, no jam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yosser Hughes?"

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a horse who's stable needs mucking out

I love horses. What's the reward? Other than being in close proximity to one?"

You can be in close proximity to me too, amongst all the hay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could come and pick my toe jam/fluff out. I'll pay in skittles and crunchie bars.

That sounds totally gross.. but you picked my two favourite sweets

Luckily for you, I was being as tongue in cheek as your good self. There's only fluff, no jam

What are your feet like? I'm a bit squeamish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yosser Hughes?

What? "

Boys from the black stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a horse who's stable needs mucking out

I love horses. What's the reward? Other than being in close proximity to one?

You can be in close proximity to me too, amongst all the hay

xx"

Are we talking Him? Her? Him and Her? Clean hay? Dirty hay?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll let you have a bath if you do some regrouting. Even light a nice candle for you. And use a bath bomb. And a handjob if I can be arsed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a horse who's stable needs mucking out

I love horses. What's the reward? Other than being in close proximity to one?

You can be in close proximity to me too, amongst all the hay

Are we talking Him? Her? Him and Her? Clean hay? Dirty hay?"

Her

clean hay, believe me the state my horse leaves her stable in you wouldn't fancy laying in that haha xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yosser Hughes?

What?

Boys from the black stuff."

Never seen it, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll let you have a bath if you do some regrouting. Even light a nice candle for you. And use a bath bomb. And a handjob if I can be arsed."

Shit why didn't I ask for regrouting?! I'd bake a 10,000 calorie chocolate cake for that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll let you have a bath if you do some regrouting. Even light a nice candle for you. And use a bath bomb. And a handjob if I can be arsed."

If you throw in the hand job, it's a deal. Dependant on the size of the area that needs regrouting

No more than a council house sized bathroom. Anything more and we'll need to renegotiate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a horse who's stable needs mucking out

I love horses. What's the reward? Other than being in close proximity to one?

You can be in close proximity to me too, amongst all the hay

Are we talking Him? Her? Him and Her? Clean hay? Dirty hay?

Her

clean hay, believe me the state my horse leaves her stable in you wouldn't fancy laying in that haha xx"

Done!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll let you have a bath if you do some regrouting. Even light a nice candle for you. And use a bath bomb. And a handjob if I can be arsed.

Shit why didn't I ask for regrouting?! I'd bake a 10,000 calorie chocolate cake for that. "

Done, if I give you some magic dust to sprinkle into the mix, we have a deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a horse who's stable needs mucking out

I love horses. What's the reward? Other than being in close proximity to one?"

Take a selfie off the horses cock super impose on yourself

Fanny magnet for the rest of your life on fab

Jobs a good un pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you hold a tune? I need a man to practice a harmony with.

As it’s Sunday, I’ll throw in a lunch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've got a horse who's stable needs mucking out

I love horses. What's the reward? Other than being in close proximity to one?

Take a selfie off the horses cock super impose on yourself

Fanny magnet for the rest of your life on fab

Jobs a good un pal "

I think that'd scare off most of the people I like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll let you have a bath if you do some regrouting. Even light a nice candle for you. And use a bath bomb. And a handjob if I can be arsed.

Shit why didn't I ask for regrouting?! I'd bake a 10,000 calorie chocolate cake for that.

Done, if I give you some magic dust to sprinkle into the mix, we have a deal."

*shakes hand*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you hold a tune? I need a man to practice a harmony with.

As it’s Sunday, I’ll throw in a lunch

Unfortunately, as great as I think I sound in the car, or in my home.. alone, I don't think I'm as good as I think I am. I recorded myself once. It sounded like someone was slowly strangling a cane toad.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'll let you have a bath if you do some regrouting. Even light a nice candle for you. And use a bath bomb. And a handjob if I can be arsed.

If you throw in the hand job, it's a deal. Dependant on the size of the area that needs regrouting

No more than a council house sized bathroom. Anything more and we'll need to renegotiate."

Okay so it's a biiit bigger. I'll throw in a hot beverage of your choice. And you can cum in my best sock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll let you have a bath if you do some regrouting. Even light a nice candle for you. And use a bath bomb. And a handjob if I can be arsed.

Shit why didn't I ask for regrouting?! I'd bake a 10,000 calorie chocolate cake for that.

Done, if I give you some magic dust to sprinkle into the mix, we have a deal.

*shakes hand* "

That's some Dragons Den shit right there

*shakes SteelHeels hand enthusiasticly, happy to have found a new investor*

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I’ve got a bag of Maltesers. If you lay them out on the floor in front of me one by one. Get yourself naked.

Then get on your hands and knees and suck them up using just your mouth. You’re welcome to them while I sit and watch

Lex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll let you have a bath if you do some regrouting. Even light a nice candle for you. And use a bath bomb. And a handjob if I can be arsed.

If you throw in the hand job, it's a deal. Dependant on the size of the area that needs regrouting

No more than a council house sized bathroom. Anything more and we'll need to renegotiate.

Okay so it's a biiit bigger. I'll throw in a hot beverage of your choice. And you can cum in my best sock."

Oooh I think negotiations just went South

I don't drink tea or coffee. I'm not a teenager anymore, I stopped cumming in socks a while back.

See this is why you need to Ask questions in business negotiations. You almost sold me on a warm soapy hand job from a beautiful woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got a bag of Maltesers. If you lay them out on the floor in front of me one by one. Get yourself naked.

Then get on your hands and knees and suck them up using just your mouth. You’re welcome to them while I sit and watch

Lex"

I think that sounds like something I'd do just for fun. Seems inappropriate to call it work. Apparent by the raging hard on I'd have doing it

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I’ve got a bag of Maltesers. If you lay them out on the floor in front of me one by one. Get yourself naked.

Then get on your hands and knees and suck them up using just your mouth. You’re welcome to them while I sit and watch

Lex

I think that sounds like something I'd do just for fun. Seems inappropriate to call it work. Apparent by the raging hard on I'd have doing it

I might just lie back and slap your cock back down with my crop every time it got out of hand though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got a bag of Maltesers. If you lay them out on the floor in front of me one by one. Get yourself naked.

Then get on your hands and knees and suck them up using just your mouth. You’re welcome to them while I sit and watch

Lex

I think that sounds like something I'd do just for fun. Seems inappropriate to call it work. Apparent by the raging hard on I'd have doing it

I might just lie back and slap your cock back down with my crop every time it got out of hand though

Careful, I'll be offering you money soon

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I’ve got a bag of Maltesers. If you lay them out on the floor in front of me one by one. Get yourself naked.

Then get on your hands and knees and suck them up using just your mouth. You’re welcome to them while I sit and watch

Lex

I think that sounds like something I'd do just for fun. Seems inappropriate to call it work. Apparent by the raging hard on I'd have doing it

I might just lie back and slap your cock back down with my crop every time it got out of hand though

Careful, I'll be offering you money soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got a bag of Maltesers. If you lay them out on the floor in front of me one by one. Get yourself naked.

Then get on your hands and knees and suck them up using just your mouth. You’re welcome to them while I sit and watch

Lex

I think that sounds like something I'd do just for fun. Seems inappropriate to call it work. Apparent by the raging hard on I'd have doing it

I might just lie back and slap your cock back down with my crop every time it got out of hand though

I wanna watch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got a bag of Maltesers. If you lay them out on the floor in front of me one by one. Get yourself naked.

Then get on your hands and knees and suck them up using just your mouth. You’re welcome to them while I sit and watch

Lex

I think that sounds like something I'd do just for fun. Seems inappropriate to call it work. Apparent by the raging hard on I'd have doing it

I might just lie back and slap your cock back down with my crop every time it got out of hand though

I wanna watch

ok.. this is definitely creeping into the realms of play and not work

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I needy bedroom organising. I can offer a meal prepared by a chef and brews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to hire your face as a seat. I'll let you stay overnight in my warm cosy bed. I can't promise I won't get a bit gropes though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I needy bedroom organising. I can offer a meal prepared by a chef and brews "

I'm not very good at it, but I'll give it a go for a chef cooked meal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like to hire your face as a seat. I'll let you stay overnight in my warm cosy bed. I can't promise I won't get a bit gropes though. "

Dare I ask what may payment will be?

I've always wanted a job I love doing. Maybe this is why I've never been 100% happy at work

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