FabSwingers.com forum: Who annoys you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The most?... not in here let’s not get personal for instance Piers Morgan needs to pipe down, anyone else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie Hopkins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The insipid Holly Willoughby

Theresa May

Kerry Katona - famous for what exactly?!

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Paul O’Grady

Gino D’Acampo

If they appear on my TV screen then the channel is getting changed straight away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Racists, bigots and generally anyone intolerant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigella Lawson.

its that squeaky voice and the pretentious attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nigella Lawson.

its that squeaky voice and the pretentious attitude"

Send her here ...milf, brunette, curves, a feeder ...she’s on hubbies to do list...mine too! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nigella Lawson.

its that squeaky voice and the pretentious attitude

Send her here ...milf, brunette, curves, a feeder ...she’s on hubbies to do list...mine too! Xx"

Kieth Lemon once said ‘I’d smash her back doors in’ and I for one concur, Mr Lemon is a legend and not on this list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nigella Lawson.

its that squeaky voice and the pretentious attitude

Send her here ...milf, brunette, curves, a feeder ...she’s on hubbies to do list...mine too! Xx

Kieth Lemon once said ‘I’d smash her back doors in’ and I for one concur, Mr Lemon is a legend and not on this list "

Only after she’s cooked .....priorities !!!

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By *aughty petrosMan
over a year ago

London

litter .. people not using dust bins to throw things away and leaving them on the street Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Corden

And people who spell it "discrete"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Jemma Collins lass. Shove a rocket up her arse I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diane Abbott.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Gemma Collins and Danny Dyer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"James Corden

And people who spell it "discrete"

Grrr those mathematicians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone!...I'm a grumpy old man!

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

People who smokes in toilets then put out the cigarette butt in the toilet bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Claire from work. Stop using my cup Claire and wash the spoon after you’ve stirred your latte, cause it’s makes my spicy Pot Noodle taste weird.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Noel Edmonds

Me me me, let's talk about me and how great me is. STFU!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

People with bad manners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People in supermarkets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bill and Ben. Learn to talk properly you twats. If I was Weed I’d have smothered them during the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People with bad manners. "

Buster Bloodvessel is a legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People with bad manners.

Buster Bloodvessel is a legend. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooo many people, too many to mention but I guess Trump is top of the list.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Mrs Brown, I’m changing channel ask quick as I can

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Mrs Brown, I’m changing channel ask quick as I can "

Same with Keith Lemon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who keep removing their comments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most dog owners.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Tom Cruise and his smug wee face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who dont vote for me as president of the world

And people who spell it cream egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People in supermarkets "

100%

If you want to see everythung that's wrong with this country, go to Asda on a Saturday morning & you'll get your answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Claudia Winkleman and that bloody Fringe!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naga Munchetty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People in supermarkets

100%

If you want to see everythung that's wrong with this country, go to Asda on a Saturday morning & you'll get your answer. "

Or sit in any Wetherspoons for an hour or so.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Naga Munchetty."

Agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jacob Rees-Mogg. Need I say more?

Oh, and Alan Carr the talentless twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naga Munchetty.

Agree

God yes... she has to be the most annoying person on TV.. plus Jamie Oliver..with his perfect life and perfect wife and sooo many friends.. dick head..

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

People who crowd around outside lift doors. They look so surprised when the doors open and people might want to get out of the lift forcing them to move.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lorraine Kelly smug face and those annoying furniture ads

Grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So glad I'm a laid back person, with no tv that has never had time to shop at weekends!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who crowd around outside lift doors. They look so surprised when the doors open and people might want to get out of the lift forcing them to move."

People who try to board the train before people have got off.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"People who crowd around outside lift doors. They look so surprised when the doors open and people might want to get out of the lift forcing them to move.

People who try to board the train before people have got off."

Yes it’s exactly the same thing!

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

"Katie Hopkins! "
I bet she's a screamer in bed I would like to swing with Katie Hopkins

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

ANT AND DEC on tv in the papers omg

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Vanessa Feltz and Lisa Tarbuck.

The only 2 who can make me turn off the radio as soon as they start talking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"James Corden

And people who spell it "discrete"

Such a fucking annoying bell end, whilst watching an episode of league of their own last night I suddenly became so enraged with his ‘presenting’ style I turned over the telly.

It’s a shame because I really enjoy the rest of the panel guys and find the show very entertaining.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who crowd around outside lift doors. They look so surprised when the doors open and people might want to get out of the lift forcing them to move.

People who try to board the train before people have got off.

Yes it’s exactly the same thing!"

I don't use lifts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie Hopkins, such a toxic waste of space.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kerry Katona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jonathon Ross

Jeremy Corbyn

Tyson fury

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Anna Soubry

Yvette Cooper

Two of the most condescending politicians we've ever had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People in supermarkets

100%

If you want to see everythung that's wrong with this country, go to Asda on a Saturday morning & you'll get your answer.

Or sit in any Wetherspoons for an hour or so. "

Spoons during the day! OMG.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Naga Munchetty.

Agree

God yes... she has to be the most annoying person on TV.. plus Jamie Oliver..with his perfect life and perfect wife and sooo many friends.. dick head.."

Actually laughed out loud at this, someone makeme a T-shirt with this quote on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People why buy a drink and want to chat at the bar as they drink it.

Fuck off and let me get my drink.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Anyone who wakes me up early on Sunday morning.... Grrrr... Why would anyone have such an urgent need to text and inform me that their child had had a poo and that they're thinking of getting a new haircut... at 8am?? Gahhhhhhhhh!!!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Anyone who wakes me up early on Sunday morning.... Grrrr... Why would anyone have such an urgent need to text and inform me that their child had had a poo and that they're thinking of getting a new haircut... at 8am?? Gahhhhhhhhh!!!"

Hello Play

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By *londiniMan
over a year ago

Norhern Costa Blanca, Spain

Trumplings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"litter .. people not using dust bins to throw things away and leaving them on the street Grrrrrrrrrrrrr"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is like a pubic hair on a toilet seat... only takes one cock to come along and piss you off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

!!!!!

I put my phone on silent at night because of idiots like that. Messages at 11.45pm or 5am.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

!!!!!

I put my phone on silent at night because of idiots like that. Messages at 11.45pm or 5am.

Oh I do that

I send messages at very strange times.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Hello Play

x "

Hello lovely xx. You caught me tiptoeing in for a sneaky perve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who hang dog poo bags in bushes. Just, why?

It would be better to leave it to naturally decompose than do that!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

!!!!!

I put my phone on silent at night because of idiots like that. Messages at 11.45pm or 5am.

I'd love to put mine on silent and avoid the silly buggers, but I've a very ill family member and am afraid I might miss an important call. Also means I have a small moment of panic whenever my phone chirps at unsociable hours

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By *stonDBS2Man
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

People that drive way too fast in supermarket car parks and usually are lookin to park near as poss to the main entrance, lazy barstewards.

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By *stonDBS2Man
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

Everyone i guess in that Aviva car insurance dash cam advert,"a horse in a red dress and a tin man in a red dress",wtf? Lots of people in marketing and advertising get paid for that crap too??

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

It was already Sara cox, and now Zoe Ball to.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

People without lives of their own who enjoy denigrating any and everyone else's life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nigella Lawson.

its that squeaky voice and the pretentious attitude

Send her here ...milf, brunette, curves, a feeder ...she’s on hubbies to do list...mine too! Xx"

Dont get me wrong. id still set my self on her and turn her into a dirty girl. but that would then include gagging.

I know I could cope with that. Then the little princess would be fine...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigots and rangers fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

R kelly

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Myself....I often have to tell myself to go stand in the corner and have a word

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Those idiots who keep calling me and trying to scam that my internet is going to be turned off. At least get my internet provider right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myself....I often have to tell myself to go stand in the corner and have a word

I tell myself regularly to shut the fuck up

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Myself....I often have to tell myself to go stand in the corner and have a word

I tell myself regularly to shut the fuck up"

If no one else is prepared to tell you you need to do it yourself don't you

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Myself....I often have to tell myself to go stand in the corner and have a word

myself too..... i'm so bloody indecisive sometimes. I often give myself a good seeing to, I mean talking to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. .. me

I'm awesome, and then I'm a twat, and then I'm awesome and then I'm an even bigger twat..... Urgh, nothing more annoying

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By *ranberriesWoman
over a year ago

London

People who walk slowly in front of you and don’t get the fuck out of the way fast enough when trying to overtake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who walk slowly in front of you and don’t get the fuck out of the way fast enough when trying to overtake

or for that matter, when people have full on conversations in the middle of shop door Exits.

Fucking helloo!!!........

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Reality show contestants that are not celebrities or anyone that appeared on Geordie shore the only way is Essex and althoughs crap shows.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

PaddycMcguiness

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Being ignored by shop assistants as they chat to each other at the checkout and I'm waiting to be served

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you are waiting to be served and the person in front knows the cashier, and they're having a full on conversation knowing damn well you're there.

Usually ending with me dropping everything I have on the counter and declaring that they are obviously too busy to serve me and flouncing out.

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By *ranberriesWoman
over a year ago

London

"People who walk slowly in front of you and don’t get the fuck out of the way fast enough when trying to overtake

or for that matter, when people have full on conversations in the middle of shop door Exits.

Fucking helloo!!!........"

This too! Or when they step off the bus or tube and stand there deciding which way to go.... Like HELLO GET THE FUCK TO THE SIDE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie price, she goes on tv giving it the oh poor me thing and she’s falling out of a club again.

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lazy and uncaring work colleagues annoy me

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By *reeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

"Claudia Winkleman and that bloody Fringe!!"

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