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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What has happened to you that made you feel like your not as young and spry as you used to be?

Had a haircut recently and the lady cutting my hair asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimmed. I was startled for a moment as I never knew eyebrows could get into a condition where they needed trimming??

I also recently turned down an offer of sex in favour of a quiet night in with tea and Netflix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

......when out on the town, you see a scantily clad lady, your first thought isn’t PHWAOR, but “she’ll freeze later on”

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By *andys manMan
over a year ago

colchester

When you go to a "normal" club and realise yiur socks are older than everyone in there

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

The day that I discovered a grey pube was the day that I started shaving down there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a drink in the pub costs more than the weeks shopping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The day that I discovered a grey pube was the day that I started shaving down there."

I found a grey pube last week!

It’s the last time I go to bloody Pizza Hut ...

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"The day that I discovered a grey pube was the day that I started shaving down there.

I found a grey pube last week!

It’s the last time I go to bloody Pizza Hut ..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh has to be man cock hairs...

They only develop when you are over 40.

Those hairs that create a furry tuff around the cock head!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the first winter I’ve had to put a coat on to go have a smoke in me locals beer garden

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

You bend over to put your clothes back on and you pull about five different muscles in your back and arse.

Currently walking around looking and feeling significantly older than my tender years.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Yep, eyebrows for me as well!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep....needed someone I met to explain how exactly to work and use the options on Fab lol

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By *eldomVanillaMan
over a year ago

London

When you have to make a little moan everytime you stand up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"......when out on the town, you see a scantily clad lady, your first thought isn’t PHWAOR, but “she’ll freeze later on” "

Oh theirs no hope for me. I did this last week. In my defense it was mega cold and she even complained herself that she was freezing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bending over and making a strange noise.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Ha ha, you guys are still spring chickens compared to me.

The only advice that I can give you is !!! Start wearing briefs, or your nuts will look like the false ones, that Roy chubby Brown wears on stage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hairs growing where they feel like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look at the prices of everything and think what??? How much??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I also recently turned down an offer of sex in favour of a quiet night in with tea and Netflix "

I do this all the time!

But I swap the tea for wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You look at the prices of everything and think what??? How much?? "

Saw an old lady buying a shit ton of faggs yesterday in the co-op and I'm thinking how on earth can she afford to be that many packets of fags. The total cost was shy of 90 quid. Insane!!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

When you're filling out an online form and it takes *forever* to scroll down to your birth year

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I also recently turned down an offer of sex in favour of a quiet night in with tea and Netflix

I do this all the time!

But I swap the tea for wine "

Oh prefer Gin as my go to drink.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you're filling out an online form and it takes *forever* to scroll down to your birth year "

Holly shit. I did this on my fab profile. I got self conscious and knocked off a few years however i think I corrected it a few weeks latter. I'm only 45 but it still felt like I was scrolling down forever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hairs growing where they feel like it"

I bought a nose hair trimmer last year. Only used it once as it made me sneeze.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people in authority are starting to look like they're about 12 to me

The police, doctors and especially teachers.

My friend's son teaches senior school.

I'm so old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to move the ketchup bottle away from my face and move it about abit in order to read the label, well actually most things these days, my kids find it really funny lol.

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon naps are delightful

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have to move the ketchup bottle away from my face and move it about abit in order to read the label, well actually most things these days, my kids find it really funny lol.

Geeky x"

I'm thinking recently of laser eye surgery. I could afford to get one eye done. They do say it's per eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bending over and making a strange noise. "

Isn't that farting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Afternoon naps are delightful "

They are Indeed

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Afternoon naps are delightful

They are Indeed "

Afternoon delight is better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bending over and making a strange noise.

Isn't that farting? "

No it's a sort of wretching noise or a painful groan. I must try and stop doing it. Also happens when I sit down to long and try to get up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to the magazine section of WH Smith and look at gardening magazines instead of the lads mags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hairs growing where they feel like it

I bought a nose hair trimmer last year. Only used it once as it made me sneeze."
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just as bad ive got couple of hairs on front of my nose I shave daily or would be oak tree size im sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get a funny look buying a kid's meal in McDonald's.

I was only buying it for a friend who wanted the toy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you take a cardi "just in case"

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By *ayTVTV/TS
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

When you are watching porn and think "Now that looks a comfy bed"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you still say 'taping a programme' instead of recording

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you are watching porn and think "Now that looks a comfy bed""

Or watching porn and start googling the kitchen units they are fucking on.

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By *onjonjon44Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Hi,

Recently finding I am out of touch with the price of things. I still think I can buy a cheap pair of shoes for £20 and then find that £40 is a better estimate, making getting them repaired seem like a reasonable idea. recently discovered shoe cream, where has that been all my life!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you still say 'taping a programme' instead of recording "

Yeah my parents do this. It's really annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you still say 'taping a programme' instead of recording

Yeah my parents do this. It's really annoying."

Bollox you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You say a few years ago.. then you realise you mean 10.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you remember your first ever fab meet was 7 years ago

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london


"When you're filling out an online form and it takes *forever* to scroll down to your birth year "

No that one, turning line a fruit machine wheel

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"When you are watching porn and think "Now that looks a comfy bed""

Burst out laughing at that x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Browsing to find the most economical brand of bleech and being really pleased finding a 2 for 1 offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking twice as long to clean the house because I need to rest inbetween jobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will tell you what makes you feel fucking old, your eldest child turning 18 and buying him a pint and then getting accepted into not one but two universities! And your middle child living away from home at college and choosing to spend his weekends at his ‘other halves’ parents. Yup I feel old.

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not getting any meetings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think of 30 years ago as 1970 when it was in fact 1990 (startwars came out 42 years ago!!!)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

When you've got albums nearly as old as your fwb

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

When you see young lasses out on a winter's evening with hardly owt on and you want to put clothes on them rather than take them off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the Post Office delivers junk mail advertising insurance for funeral expenses, or life insurance, or offers for free hearing exams(I received 2 today).

When you must shave the outer edges of your ears.

When buying something at a shop and the clerk asks "Are you a senior"? , i.e. do I qualify for a discount for my age. I usually ask "a senior what"? because it annoys the hell out of me when people use adjectives as nouns. Getting grouchier as I age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to scroll for ages when having to enter your year of birth!

It used to be at the top, now I need a new mouse for how much scrolling I gotta do!

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By *MBER KENTCouple
over a year ago

folkestone

When your wheelie bin goes out more than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your wheelie bin goes out more than you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Toploader’s ‘Dancing in the Moonlight’ comes on the TV and you Google to see what year it came out because you know it must be a while ago now.. and you find out it was 20 years ago

Mrs F x

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

When watching "Call the midwife" about the docks in 1964, and you realise that you were working on cargo ships in London then.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

When you get up from a low seated position and make that noise you nan or grandad make,because it's so much effort lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When Toploader’s ‘Dancing in the Moonlight’ comes on the TV and you Google to see what year it came out because you know it must be a while ago now.. and you find out it was 20 years ago

Mrs F x"

WTF? Seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise that there are now adults born in the year 2001.

Surely that was only yesterday?

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By *ndyandMandyCouple
over a year ago

swansea

When you get grandchildren

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My back cracked yesterday reaching up for a cup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can hear your dads words coming out your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you get up from a low seated position and make that noise you nan or grandad make,because it's so much effort lol"

Always catch myself doing this. I try not to however i can't help it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your watching EastEnders and you think "I wonder what Lofty is up to these days".

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

All the aches you wake up with are still

There when you get back to bed

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By *thLincsCpleCouple
over a year ago

Barton upon Humber

Bulk bought 4 x reading glasses to deposit in various strategic places where reading may possibly be required. Oh and a triple heart bypass last July.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"......when out on the town, you see a scantily clad lady, your first thought isn’t PHWAOR, but “she’ll freeze later on” "

so true

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

When you climb out of a chair and you make noise.

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By *sfleurWoman
over a year ago

wednesfield

You get stannah stairlift adverts & funeral plans through the letter box - better than the alternative tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start scoring enough to win on 'Popmaster' on radio 2!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your new workmates are old enough to be your kids

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"......when out on the town, you see a scantily clad lady, your first thought isn’t PHWAOR, but “she’ll freeze later on” "

nah ..a phwoarr is still a phwoarr in my book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the most exciting part of your day was shaving the bobbles off your clothes coz even your clothes are old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your children are approaching middle age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go from listening to Radio 1 to listening to Radio 2

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT


"When you go from listening to Radio 1 to listening to Radio 2"

When you find you are listening to more radio 4 than radio 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start wearing pants instead of boxers as they hold your nuts in better and more comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your excited about using the new hoover you've just purchased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I also recently turned down an offer of sex in favour of a quiet night in with tea and Netflix

I do this all the time!

But I swap the tea for wine "

Haha me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell over the other day. I was told "you need to be careful at your age"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you tell mother in law jokes

or scouse jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You say ‘oh ya fucker’ as you bend down to pick up whatever you just dropped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your got an appointment somewhere & they call you by your surname miss x your next I really hate it much rather be called by my first name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your watching EastEnders and you think "I wonder what Lofty is up to these days"."

When you can remember Lofty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying a packet of chrisps for 2p

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By *l22Man
over a year ago

dorchester


"Buying a packet of chrisps for 2p"

Buying a packet of crisps for 3d with a little blue bag if salt in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In bed with a book by 9pm. That used to be the time I'd be going out to party

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"When you have to make a little moan everytime you stand up"

At 30??? Oh me

I broke my pelvis in a car accident and it sometimes give me gyp.

Just noticed my 2 year old grandson is mocking me groaning when he stands up little shit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to have a haircut as your ponytail starts getting thin and you don't want to be the 3 stranded hair ponytail guy.

Yep that was me true story lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your got an appointment somewhere & they call you by your surname miss x your next I really hate it much rather be called by my first name "

Shop workers etc have started calling me ' madam'

Someone called me Mam the other day

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

About 6 months ago, for the first time ever I had to move something further away to be able to read it

FFS....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get offered a free flu jab and a prostate check on the same day.....its official, I'm old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get offered a free flu jab and a prostate check on the same day.....its official, I'm old"

By a registered physician may I add

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

I’m not old but the fact my high school is no longer there paired with the fact I’m starting to outlive people I went to school with makes me feel old. I do feel sorry for dash though the poor sod

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I noticed a 2001 date of birth on a candidate CV just the other day

Just doesn't seem right...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You say ‘oh ya fucker’ as you bend down to pick up whatever you just dropped "

This made me proper LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see police officers that look about 12!

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By *rmbtsTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

Trapped a nerves in left leg like a knife jabbed in it in different places

Think I need a doctor in the house to release it, I’m not giving up my heels

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

When you're in bed now

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

When inputting your date of birth and you have to scroll down and down and down even more to find the year.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"When inputting your date of birth and you have to scroll down and down and down even more to find the year. "

Oh dear this is me too

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm watching alot of music 'reaction' videos by people on YouTube. Things like first time listening to 'comfortably numb'

I should stop this guilty pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When inputting your date of birth and you have to scroll down and down and down even more to find the year. "

Always makes me laugh ... deliberately get to the twenties just so I can say "whoops, gone too far!"

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By *orsche40Couple
over a year ago

northwich

When you have to take a bath with Epsom salts in it to help with the aches and pains lol x

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