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"Opened a bit early it seems. We’ll have a bottle of red to get started and maybe throw on something by the weeknd. " Good evening best of both... I thought would open up early tonight.. 
One bottle of Red wine on the house as your first in the bar tonight...
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"Orange juice for me please. I don't want a hangover like I had this morning "Good evening Fever Tree... One Orange juice coming right up... Sounds like you had a bad hangover this morning.... | |||
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"The usual please. Line em up. " Good evening NSA Chick... Lining up some tequila shots on the bar.... | |||
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" Good evening best of both... I thought would open up early tonight..
One bottle of Red wine on the house as your first in the bar tonight...
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The Weekend - Starboy"We were actually thinking starboy, good choice. | |||
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"Pink gin and lemonade with strawberries in please "Good evening Nora... One pink gin and lemonade with strawberries coming right up.... Any requests for the jukebox?.... | |||
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"Pink gin and lemonade with strawberries in please
Good evening Nora...
One pink gin and lemonade with strawberries coming right up....
Any requests for the jukebox?...."Can we have some Bruce Springsteen please | |||
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"Opened a bit early it seems. We’ll have a bottle of red to get started and maybe throw on something by the weeknd. Good evening best of both... I thought would open up early tonight..
One bottle of Red wine on the house as your first in the bar tonight...
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The Weekend - Starboy"I love the Weeknd! A few drinks and we can hit the dancefloor | |||
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" Good evening best of both... I thought would open up early tonight..
One bottle of Red wine on the house as your first in the bar tonight...
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The Weekend - Starboy
We were actually thinking starboy, good choice. "Thanks..I also like Cant feel my face and The Hills... | |||
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please " I'm taking him away from the bar...back laters  | |||
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"Pink gin and lemonade with strawberries in please
Good evening Nora...
One pink gin and lemonade with strawberries coming right up....
Any requests for the jukebox?....
Can we have some Bruce Springsteen please "We sure can...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=129kuDCQtHs&list=PLq5_IODrGmKilQDMaoIujwCNKt3f6qJe4
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please I'm taking him away from the bar...back laters "Can I have a turn? | |||
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Can I have a turn?"no in a word  | |||
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please I'm taking him away from the bar...back laters
Can I have a turn? no in a word"Hahahahaha | |||
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please " Good evening SMP... Half a Lambrini coming right up... Any requests for the jukebox before Spider leads you astray?!... | |||
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please I'm taking him away from the bar...back laters "Good evening Spider... Will have a cocktail ready for when you have finished with him!... | |||
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"Double pink gin and tonic please Ash. Good evening all. "Good evening Cheeky... A double pink gin and tonic coming right up... Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?... | |||
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please Good evening SMP... Half a Lambrini coming right up... Any requests for the jukebox before Spider leads you astray?!..." Help by the Beatles, please  | |||
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please Good evening SMP... Half a Lambrini coming right up... Any requests for the jukebox before Spider leads you astray?!... Help by the Beatles, please ". Come with me. I’m more gentle than her | |||
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please I'm taking him away from the bar...back laters "I was just about to order some salted nuts to go with my Lambrini, Ms S | |||
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"Another pink gin and lemondade here please and can we have some Faith Hill on the jukebox??" Good evening finn... Another pink gin and lemonade coming right up.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqdaskhEa0I&list=PLTnMN5Lsh75wREJ7YvZWAs9LyXPFKTybL Faith Hill - The rest of our life... | |||
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"Double pink gin and tonic please Ash. Good evening all.
Good evening Cheeky...
A double pink gin and tonic coming right up...
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?..."Thank you, not at the movement, I’m catching up on today’s gossip, can you get Knee Melter a drink from me please | |||
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"Can I have a bottle of your finest red please "Good evening Knee Melter..... One of our finest Red wine coming right up..... | |||
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"Can I have a bottle of your finest red please "Evening | |||
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"IPA please Barkeep  "Evening Bruce | |||
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"Can I have a bottle of your finest red please
Evening "gd evening,fancy sharing this bottle ? | |||
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"Can I have a bottle of your finest red please
Good evening Knee Melter.....
One of our finest Red wine coming right up....."thankyou kindly | |||
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"Can I have a bottle of your finest red please
Evening gd evening,fancy sharing this bottle ? "Yes please, that would be lovely | |||
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"IPA please Barkeep
Evening Bruce "G'day Sheila | |||
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please Good evening SMP... Half a Lambrini coming right up... Any requests for the jukebox before Spider leads you astray?!... Help by the Beatles, please "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q_ZzBGPdqE The Beatles - Help! | |||
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I was just about to order some salted nuts to go with my Lambrini, Ms S "Oh now you're talking dirty to me  | |||
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"IPA please Barkeep
Evening Bruce
G'day Sheila "Aye up chuck | |||
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"IPA please Barkeep
Evening Bruce "Hahaha | |||
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"Evenin Ash, evening all! Shots anyone? No cattle in here this week is there!? Can we have Geno by Dexys Midnight Runners on please "Good evening lifeonmars... Lining up some shots for you on the bar... Hopefully there wont be any stray cows in here tonight! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQO2wEJefjM Dexys midnight runners - Geno | |||
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"IPA please Barkeep
Evening Bruce
Hahaha "Willis you be staying long this evening... | |||
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please Good evening SMP... Half a Lambrini coming right up... Any requests for the jukebox before Spider leads you astray?!... Help by the Beatles, please
. Come with me. I’m more gentle than her "Buy me a bag of chips and I'm yours | |||
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"IPA please Barkeep "Good evening polar bear... A pint of your usual IPA coming right up... Any jukebox requests tonight? | |||
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"Hendricks and tonic please " got this one | |||
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"Rhubarb and ginger gin please with gingerale "Good evening Toxic... One Rhubarb and ginger gin coming right up with ginger ale.... | |||
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please I'm taking him away from the bar...back laters
I was just about to order some salted nuts to go with my Lambrini, Ms S
Oh now you're talking dirty to me "Oh, my. What if I said...dry roasted?  | |||
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"A raki and water please put some Deacon blue on the juke box " Good evening philnmel.... A raki and water coming right up.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SD4lI9GKUE&list=PLGlGhUbMNEQVTHejtO4ibL0KpiwRoSYrk Deacon Blue - Real Gone Kid | |||
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please Good evening SMP... Half a Lambrini coming right up... Any requests for the jukebox before Spider leads you astray?!... Help by the Beatles, please
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Buy me a bag of chips and I'm yours ". Salt and vinegar? | |||
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"Dark rum please and we get some Northern Soul on that juke box" Good evening Mr potato head... One Dark rum coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8-GC_vkAKw Dobie Gray - Out on the floor | |||
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"Make it a large one then please indeed I will get it down you"I think she’d like to drink it...lol.. | |||
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please Good evening SMP... Half a Lambrini coming right up... Any requests for the jukebox before Spider leads you astray?!... Help by the Beatles, please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Q_ZzBGPdqE
The Beatles - Help!"Thank you. Can I have a straw with my half of Lambrini, please? | |||
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"Staying in tonight it seems. A dark and stormy please "Good evening chill out... One dark and stormy rum coming right up... | |||
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"Dark rum please and we get some Northern Soul on that juke box Good evening Mr potato head... One Dark rum coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8-GC_vkAKw Dobie Gray - Out on the floor" Thank you kind sir. Good choice of tune as well | |||
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"Hendricks and tonic please " Good evening lexi... One Hendricks gin and tonic coming right up... Can i play a tune for you on the jukebox? | |||
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please Good evening SMP... Half a Lambrini coming right up... Any requests for the jukebox before Spider leads you astray?!... Help by the Beatles, please
. Come with me. I’m more gentle than her
Buy me a bag of chips and I'm yours
. Salt and vinegar? "Apologies for the lateness of the bidding  ..... I'm offering all of the above, bread and butter and a wooden fork | |||
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"IPA please Barkeep
Good evening polar bear...
A pint of your usual IPA coming right up...
Any jukebox requests tonight?"Perfect Ash thanks and top Cheekys Gin up please. She’s got a party trick with a bannister I wanna see later | |||
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"Can I please have another bottle of your finest red "You sure can... Another bottle of our finest red wine coming right up... | |||
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"Make it a large one then please indeed I will get it down you
I think she’d like to drink it...lol.."lol?? | |||
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"Can I please have another bottle of your finest red
You sure can...
Another bottle of our finest red wine coming right up..."thankyou sir | |||
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"Dark rum please and we get some Northern Soul on that juke box Good evening Mr potato head... One Dark rum coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8-GC_vkAKw Dobie Gray - Out on the floor Thank you kind sir. Good choice of tune as well" You're very welcome. I think thats the best Northern soul song... | |||
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"Sweet but physio Ava max please " | |||
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"Blackcurrant and orange squash with ice and soda water please " Good evening duck... One Blackcurrant and orange squash with ice and soda coming right up... | |||
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please Good evening SMP... Half a Lambrini coming right up... Any requests for the jukebox before Spider leads you astray?!... Help by the Beatles, please
. Come with me. I’m more gentle than her
Buy me a bag of chips and I'm yours
. Salt and vinegar?
Apologies for the lateness of the bidding ..... I'm offering all of the above, bread and butter and a wooden fork "I’ll see you and raise you with a jumbo sausage and a can of sprite | |||
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"IPA please Barkeep
Good evening polar bear...
A pint of your usual IPA coming right up...
Any jukebox requests tonight?
Perfect Ash thanks and top Cheekys Gin up please. She’s got a party trick with a bannister I wanna see later "You should have seen Cheeky sliding down that bannister last week..Have never seen anything like it! | |||
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please Good evening SMP... Half a Lambrini coming right up... Any requests for the jukebox before Spider leads you astray?!... Help by the Beatles, please
. Come with me. I’m more gentle than her
Buy me a bag of chips and I'm yours
. Salt and vinegar?
Apologies for the lateness of the bidding ..... I'm offering all of the above, bread and butter and a wooden fork
I’ll see you and raise you with a jumbo sausage and a can of sprite "Oh, my...I'm going to get so fat at this rate | |||
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"I shall start with a Strongbow dark and I'm in the mood for James, sit down please" Good evening astraman.... One Strongbow dark fruit cider coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew7Zkkucos8 James - Sit down | |||
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"Tequila with salt and lemon please "One tequila with salt and lemon coming right up.... | |||
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...and whatever Cheeky69 would like. | |||
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"IPA please Barkeep
Good evening polar bear...
A pint of your usual IPA coming right up...
Any jukebox requests tonight?
Perfect Ash thanks and top Cheekys Gin up please. She’s got a party trick with a bannister I wanna see later "For your eyes only PB | |||
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"I shall start with a Strongbow dark and I'm in the mood for James, sit down please Good evening astraman.... One Strongbow dark fruit cider coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew7Zkkucos8 James - Sit down" Thank you kindly....busy in here tonight!! What's your cocktails menu like? | |||
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"Don’t normally drink at clubs, as I drive... but hey what the hell. I’ll have a magners over ice please. Best have some roasted nuts while I sit and have a look around. Thank you " Good evening Pleb... One magners over ice coming right up and a bag of roasted nuts... I hope you like the bar... | |||
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"Good evening Ash / good evening all, Espresso Martini for me please
...and whatever Cheeky69 would like."Oooo evening Girth, you got my message | |||
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please Good evening SMP... Half a Lambrini coming right up... Any requests for the jukebox before Spider leads you astray?!... Help by the Beatles, please
. Come with me. I’m more gentle than her
Buy me a bag of chips and I'm yours
. Salt and vinegar?
Apologies for the lateness of the bidding ..... I'm offering all of the above, bread and butter and a wooden fork
I’ll see you and raise you with a jumbo sausage and a can of sprite "I'm out of the bidding then  . I don't like sprite
Can I have a vodka and diet , some Pringles and oooo I'm fancying a bit of Oceanic Insanity. I'm in the mood for a dance. Even got the glow sticks | |||
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"Good evening Ash / good evening all, Espresso Martini for me please
...and whatever Cheeky69 would like."Good evening Girth... One Espresso Martini coming right up.. I had an apple martini the other night which was very nice.. I think i might have to order Cheeky a taxi home again!... | |||
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"Good evening Ash / good evening all, Espresso Martini for me please
...and whatever Cheeky69 would like.
Good evening Girth...
One Espresso Martini coming right up..
I had an apple martini the other night which was very nice..
I think i might have to order Cheeky a taxi home again!..."Runs and hides.....  | |||
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"Good evening Ash / good evening all, Espresso Martini for me please
...and whatever Cheeky69 would like.
Good evening Girth...
One Espresso Martini coming right up..
I had an apple martini the other night which was very nice..
I think i might have to order Cheeky a taxi home again!..."Oh dear, hope she's not been on the Prosecco again! | |||
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"I shall start with a Strongbow dark and I'm in the mood for James, sit down please Good evening astraman.... One Strongbow dark fruit cider coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew7Zkkucos8 James - Sit down Thank you kindly....busy in here tonight!! What's your cocktails menu like?" we have the best cocktail menu in town.. We needed 3 fab bar threads last Saturday! | |||
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"And for the jukebox please; Blinded By The Sun - The Seahorses" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iv3J4HTThpQ The Sea horses - Blinded by the sun | |||
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please Good evening SMP... Half a Lambrini coming right up... Any requests for the jukebox before Spider leads you astray?!... Help by the Beatles, please
. Come with me. I’m more gentle than her
Buy me a bag of chips and I'm yours
. Salt and vinegar?
Apologies for the lateness of the bidding ..... I'm offering all of the above, bread and butter and a wooden fork
I’ll see you and raise you with a jumbo sausage and a can of sprite
I'm out of the bidding then . I don't like sprite
Can I have a vodka and diet , some Pringles and oooo I'm fancying a bit of Oceanic Insanity. I'm in the mood for a dance. Even got the glow sticks "One vodka and diet cola coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSkXLOi51nI Oceanic - Insanity Wave those glow sticks in the air!... | |||
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"I shall start with a Strongbow dark and I'm in the mood for James, sit down please Good evening astraman.... One Strongbow dark fruit cider coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew7Zkkucos8 James - Sit down Thank you kindly....busy in here tonight!! What's your cocktails menu like? we have the best cocktail menu in town.. We needed 3 fab bar threads last Saturday!" Well in that case can I get a mango tango please A bit of rag and bone man this time, any track will do | |||
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"Can I have a jd and diet cola please "Good evening Sexy Brunette... One JD and diet cola coming right up... What song can i play for you on the jukebox tonight?.... | |||
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"I shall start with a Strongbow dark and I'm in the mood for James, sit down please Good evening astraman.... One Strongbow dark fruit cider coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew7Zkkucos8 James - Sit down Thank you kindly....busy in here tonight!! What's your cocktails menu like? we have the best cocktail menu in town.. We needed 3 fab bar threads last Saturday! Well in that case can I get a mango tango please A bit of rag and bone man this time, any track will do" One mango tango cocktail coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir6nk2zrMG0 Rag n Bone man - Giant | |||
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"Can I have a jd and diet cola please
Good evening Sexy Brunette...
One JD and diet cola coming right up...
What song can i play for you on the jukebox tonight?...."Cafe del mar - energy 52 please | |||
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"Can I have a jd and diet cola please
Good evening Sexy Brunette...
One JD and diet cola coming right up...
What song can i play for you on the jukebox tonight?....
Cafe del mar - energy 52 please "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o2cV-FpoHo Cafe Del Mar - Energy 52 (original) Can i join you on the dance floor SB? | |||
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"Can I have a jd and diet cola please
Good evening Sexy Brunette...
One JD and diet cola coming right up...
What song can i play for you on the jukebox tonight?....
Cafe del mar - energy 52 please
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Cafe Del Mar - Energy 52 (original)
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"Can I have a jd and diet cola please
Good evening Sexy Brunette...
One JD and diet cola coming right up...
What song can i play for you on the jukebox tonight?....
Cafe del mar - energy 52 please
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Cafe Del Mar - Energy 52 (original)
Can i join you on the dance floor SB?
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"Evening Ash, can I have a large glass of prosecco bit please leave the bottle as I definitely need more then one glass "A bob Marley for me please and I'll get the bottle if the lady doesn't mind.... | |||
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"Evening Ash, can I have a large glass of prosecco bit please leave the bottle as I definitely need more then one glass
A bob Marley for me please and I'll get the bottle if the lady doesn't mind...."Thank you, I don't mind at all x | |||
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"Can I have a jd and diet cola please
Good evening Sexy Brunette...
One JD and diet cola coming right up...
What song can i play for you on the jukebox tonight?....
Cafe del mar - energy 52 please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o2cV-FpoHo
Cafe Del Mar - Energy 52 (original)
Can i join you on the dance floor SB?
Of course
Mind if we come along? "Please come and join us!....
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"Good evening Ash / good evening all, Espresso Martini for me please
...and whatever Cheeky69 would like.
Good evening Girth...
One Espresso Martini coming right up..
I had an apple martini the other night which was very nice..
I think i might have to order Cheeky a taxi home again!...
Oh dear, hope she's not been on the Prosecco again! "I’m on the gin but let’s put some Prosecco in the gin.... | |||
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"Evening Ash, can I have a large glass of prosecco bit please leave the bottle as I definitely need more then one glass "Good evening Cat... One bottle of prosecco coming right up.. Can we have another slow dance later on tonight?.. | |||
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"Good evening Ash / good evening all, Espresso Martini for me please
...and whatever Cheeky69 would like.
Good evening Girth...
One Espresso Martini coming right up..
I had an apple martini the other night which was very nice..
I think i might have to order Cheeky a taxi home again!...
Oh dear, hope she's not been on the Prosecco again!
I’m on the gin but let’s put some Prosecco in the gin.... "Oh, behave | |||
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"Good evening Ash / good evening all, Espresso Martini for me please
...and whatever Cheeky69 would like.
Good evening Girth...
One Espresso Martini coming right up..
I had an apple martini the other night which was very nice..
I think i might have to order Cheeky a taxi home again!...
Oh dear, hope she's not been on the Prosecco again!
I’m on the gin but let’s put some Prosecco in the gin....
Oh, behave "Nope, you behave | |||
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"Can I have a jd and diet cola please
Good evening Sexy Brunette...
One JD and diet cola coming right up...
What song can i play for you on the jukebox tonight?....
Cafe del mar - energy 52 please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o2cV-FpoHo
Cafe Del Mar - Energy 52 (original)
Can i join you on the dance floor SB?
Of course
Mind if we come along? "Definitely please do | |||
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"Evening Ash, can I have a large glass of prosecco bit please leave the bottle as I definitely need more then one glass
A bob Marley for me please and I'll get the bottle if the lady doesn't mind....
Thank you, I don't mind at all x"Your more than welcome, been one of those days for you or you just fancy a good drink? X | |||
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"Can I have Da Hool - Meet her at the love parade on the juke box please" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO4y3nkJXDA Da Hool - Meet her at the love parade.. German rave classic!... | |||
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"Good evening Ash / good evening all, Espresso Martini for me please
...and whatever Cheeky69 would like.
Good evening Girth...
One Espresso Martini coming right up..
I had an apple martini the other night which was very nice..
I think i might have to order Cheeky a taxi home again!...
Oh dear, hope she's not been on the Prosecco again!
I’m on the gin but let’s put some Prosecco in the gin....
Oh, behave
Nope, you behave "I'm on my second Lambrini, I can't behave | |||
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"Evening all! Night in for me, looking after the kids....make mine a strong one barkeep!!" Good evening Leicester.... A double Jack Daniels and cola coming right up.... Hope you enjoy your night in.... | |||
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"Evening Ash, can I have a large glass of prosecco bit please leave the bottle as I definitely need more then one glass
Good evening Cat...
One bottle of prosecco coming right up..
Can we have another slow dance later on tonight?.."Yes we can Ash | |||
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"*pokes head in* Is it safe for me to pop in after inadvertently hurting some feelings today? "Good evening Tea Monkey... Its safe for you to come in....what can i get for you to drink tonight?.... | |||
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"Evening Ash, can I have a large glass of prosecco bit please leave the bottle as I definitely need more then one glass
Good evening Cat...
One bottle of prosecco coming right up..
Can we have another slow dance later on tonight?..
Yes we can Ash "Thanks Cat..might have to start a 2nd bar thread so see you on there a bit later | |||
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"Just a half of Lambrini for me please I'm taking him away from the bar...back laters
I was just about to order some salted nuts to go with my Lambrini, Ms S
Oh now you're talking dirty to me
Oh, my. What if I said...dry roasted? "sex on the beach it is then! | |||
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"Glava please" Good evening Newrocks... One Glava whisky coming right up.... | |||
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"On a nice Portugese red "Good evening lovelife... One glass of Portuguese Red coming right up... | |||
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"Evening Ash.... usual please, make it a double
Seems I’m too late for the SMP3 queue "Good evening Diamond... One double Hendricks gin coming right up!... I'm not sure if SMP still has any energy left!... | |||
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"On a nice Portugese red
Good evening lovelife...
One glass of Portuguese Red coming right up..."Just open the bottle and pass it over | |||
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"Evening Ash, can I have a large white wine please, and my earlier request on the jukebox x "Good evening lovely Angie... One large white wine coming right up and your music request...x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs B52's - Love Shack | |||
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"*pokes head in* Is it safe for me to pop in after inadvertently hurting some feelings today?
Good evening Tea Monkey...
Its safe for you to come in....what can i get for you to drink tonight?...."Thanks, I'll have a coffee please. Im not drinking | |||
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"Ash ... Hi... I want you to leave the bar and come n keep me company "Good evening lovely Lady C... I'm leaving the bar now and will be with you shortly with some drinks and nibbles..x | |||
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"On a nice Portugese red
Good evening lovelife...
One glass of Portuguese Red coming right up...
Just open the bottle and pass it over "Handing over bottle..... | |||
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"*pokes head in* Is it safe for me to pop in after inadvertently hurting some feelings today?
Good evening Tea Monkey...
Its safe for you to come in....what can i get for you to drink tonight?....
Thanks, I'll have a coffee please. Im not drinking"Come and have a seat at the bar...One coffee coming right up.... | |||
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"Evening Ash.... usual please, make it a double
Seems I’m too late for the SMP3 queue
Good evening Diamond...
One double Hendricks gin coming right up!...
I'm not sure if SMP still has any energy left!..."I'd better have a couple of Red Bulls please, Ash | |||
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"Ash ... Hi... I want you to leave the bar and come n keep me company
Good evening lovely Lady C...
I'm leaving the bar now and will be with you shortly with some drinks and nibbles..x"Forget the nibbles, I'll be nibbling on you X | |||
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"Evening Ash.... usual please, make it a double
Seems I’m too late for the SMP3 queue
Good evening Diamond...
One double Hendricks gin coming right up!...
I'm not sure if SMP still has any energy left!...
I'd better have a couple of Red Bulls please, Ash "Only a couple | |||
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"Anymore of tgat delicious Airag you had last week? I'm on thecSpuced rum right now, Airag is so hard to get. You had a good vintage too." Good evening GhengisKhan.... I orders some more Mongolian Airag just incase you stopped by this evening.... How is the empire doing this weekend? | |||
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"Evening Ash.... usual please, make it a double
Seems I’m too late for the SMP3 queue
Good evening Diamond...
One double Hendricks gin coming right up!...
I'm not sure if SMP still has any energy left!...
I'd better have a couple of Red Bulls please, Ash "2 Red Bulls coming right up!...I think you're going to need them! | |||
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"Ash ... Hi... I want you to leave the bar and come n keep me company
Good evening lovely Lady C...
I'm leaving the bar now and will be with you shortly with some drinks and nibbles..x
Forget the nibbles, I'll be nibbling on you X "I'm ready to be nibbled on x | |||
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"Anymore of tgat delicious Airag you had last week? I'm on thecSpuced rum right now, Airag is so hard to get. You had a good vintage too. Good evening GhengisKhan.... I orders some more Mongolian Airag just incase you stopped by this evening.... How is the empire doing this weekend?" I conquered a new territory last night, times are good in the Empire building game these days, thanks for asking I see the bar is booming as usual. Happy days my friend. That's good Airag boss | |||
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"Rack em up barman.... it's been a long day! " *slides smoothly down the bar* I love your eyes | |||
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"Anymore of tgat delicious Airag you had last week? I'm on thecSpuced rum right now, Airag is so hard to get. You had a good vintage too. Good evening GhengisKhan.... I orders some more Mongolian Airag just incase you stopped by this evening.... How is the empire doing this weekend? I conquered a new territory last night, times are good in the Empire building game these days, thanks for asking I see the bar is booming as usual. Happy days my friend. That's good Airag boss "You're very welcome...Please do tell all your friends in the empire about my bar should they ever come to London on holiday. | |||
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"Rack em up barman.... it's been a long day! " Good evening Bella... Lining up lots of tequila shots on the bar for you... No sign of Jessica yet this evening!... Will start a 2nd bar thread soon.... | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar fabulash... Why not stop by for a drink or two and a chat and mingle,have a boogie on the dance floor and request a song on the jukebox? What can i get you to drink and what song can i play for you tonight? "Hi ash can i get kick in the face by a steel toe capped boot please? | |||
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"Anymore of tgat delicious Airag you had last week? I'm on thecSpuced rum right now, Airag is so hard to get. You had a good vintage too. Good evening GhengisKhan.... I orders some more Mongolian Airag just incase you stopped by this evening.... How is the empire doing this weekend? I conquered a new territory last night, times are good in the Empire building game these days, thanks for asking I see the bar is booming as usual. Happy days my friend. That's good Airag boss
You're very welcome...Please do tell all your friends in the empire about my bar should they ever come to London on holiday."The messages have already been dispatched via mail pony. | |||
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"Ash ... Hi... I want you to leave the bar and come n keep me company
Good evening lovely Lady C...
I'm leaving the bar now and will be with you shortly with some drinks and nibbles..x
Forget the nibbles, I'll be nibbling on you X
I'm ready to be nibbled on x " | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar fabulash... Why not stop by for a drink or two and a chat and mingle,have a boogie on the dance floor and request a song on the jukebox? What can i get you to drink and what song can i play for you tonight?
Hi ash can i get kick in the face by a steel toe capped boot please?"Good evening... I'm sorry but we don't do that kind of thing in this classy establishment!... | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar fabulash... Why not stop by for a drink or two and a chat and mingle,have a boogie on the dance floor and request a song on the jukebox? What can i get you to drink and what song can i play for you tonight?
Hi ash can i get kick in the face by a steel toe capped boot please?"Have a drink instead, it's on me. | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar fabulash... Why not stop by for a drink or two and a chat and mingle,have a boogie on the dance floor and request a song on the jukebox? What can i get you to drink and what song can i play for you tonight?
Hi ash can i get kick in the face by a steel toe capped boot please?
Good evening...
I'm sorry but we don't do that kind of thing in this classy establishment!..."No worries | |||
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"Evening Ash.... usual please, make it a double
Seems I’m too late for the SMP3 queue
Good evening Diamond...
One double Hendricks gin coming right up!...
I'm not sure if SMP still has any energy left!...
I'd better have a couple of Red Bulls please, Ash
2 Red Bulls coming right up!...I think you're going to need them!"I may well need some extra protein too. Another packet of KP too please | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar fabulash... Why not stop by for a drink or two and a chat and mingle,have a boogie on the dance floor and request a song on the jukebox? What can i get you to drink and what song can i play for you tonight?
Hi ash can i get kick in the face by a steel toe capped boot please?
Have a drink instead, it's on me. "Hi nsa hope your ok | |||
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"Evening Ash.... usual please, make it a double
Seems I’m too late for the SMP3 queue
Good evening Diamond...
One double Hendricks gin coming right up!...
I'm not sure if SMP still has any energy left!...
I'd better have a couple of Red Bulls please, Ash
2 Red Bulls coming right up!...I think you're going to need them!
I may well need some extra protein too. Another packet of KP too please "I can see Diamond Cougar eyeing you up at the other end of the bar so will get this peanuts for you quickly!.. | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar fabulash... Why not stop by for a drink or two and a chat and mingle,have a boogie on the dance floor and request a song on the jukebox? What can i get you to drink and what song can i play for you tonight?
Hi ash can i get kick in the face by a steel toe capped boot please?
Have a drink instead, it's on me.
Hi nsa hope your ok "I'm great stretch, how are you? Any of those dodgy smokes left from last week? | |||
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"Evenin Ash, evening all! Shots anyone? No cattle in here this week is there!? Can we have Geno by Dexys Midnight Runners on please
Good evening lifeonmars...
Lining up some shots for you on the bar...
Hopefully there wont be any stray cows in here tonight!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQO2wEJefjM
Dexys midnight runners - Geno"Awesome, cheers Ash! Hopefully!!? Who's on the door!? Another drink please...vodka and red bull I think, im planning on a late one tonight...who's dancin!?? | |||
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