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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is your car in a fit state for you to give someone a lift if they asked you right this minute?

Would you need to chuck the McDonald's bags off the passenger seat? Is there a used condom hanging from the mirror?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

The outside isn't but the inside is

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I always thought I'd be the type of person who always had a nice clean car, the type who would see a friend walking and be able to just have them jump in the front seat.

Turns out, I'm not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only difference between my car and a skip is the colour.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

It is although the person might judger me for my taste in music. Are used condoms the swingers version of a magic tree.

Years ago I asked our daughters boyfriend if he would give me a lift. He took ages to arrive, I found out later it was because he had to empty the car of rubbish

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My car is immaculate. So is the boot. It has shopping bags and car necessities in a huge boot holdall.....

No dust, crumbs or semen stained upholstery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My car’s interior and engine bay are spotless.

The bodywork on the other hand is not.

I fucking hate flying rats (a.k.a. Pigeons)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always thought I'd be the type of person who always had a nice clean car, the type who would see a friend walking and be able to just have them jump in the front seat.

Turns out, I'm not."

Do you drive past and pretend not to see them?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The only difference between my car and a skip is the colour. "

and the wheels

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The only difference between my car and a skip is the colour. "

the engine

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The only difference between my car and a skip is the colour. "

mebbes a door or three

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"It is although the person might judger me for my taste in music. Are used condoms the swingers version of a magic tree.

Years ago I asked our daughters boyfriend if he would give me a lift. He took ages to arrive, I found out later it was because he had to empty the car of rubbish "

Classic fm?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It is although the person might judger me for my taste in music. Are used condoms the swingers version of a magic tree.

Years ago I asked our daughters boyfriend if he would give me a lift. He took ages to arrive, I found out later it was because he had to empty the car of rubbish "

Magic tree. The Old Spice of cars.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The only difference between my car and a skip is the colour. "

Where is the starter motor on a skip btw ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotless inside and out as I vac it once a week. My 7 year old daughter keeps trying to stamp her mess on it, but I empty the designated bin daily.

Though it does have a couple of books of hers in it they are neatly stowed away! Prefer either those Little Joe or Magic Feet air fresheners in it usually!

Whilst it's not a complete headturner by any stretch, a '15 Juke will do me just fine!

B

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"It is although the person might judger me for my taste in music. Are used condoms the swingers version of a magic tree.

Years ago I asked our daughters boyfriend if he would give me a lift. He took ages to arrive, I found out later it was because he had to empty the car of rubbish

Classic fm? "

No radio three or radio four

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"It is although the person might judger me for my taste in music. Are used condoms the swingers version of a magic tree.

Years ago I asked our daughters boyfriend if he would give me a lift. He took ages to arrive, I found out later it was because he had to empty the car of rubbish

Classic fm?

No radio three or radio four "

To be fair I listen to radio four during the morning commute so I can get caught up with all that's happening in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They'd be walking, my car won't bloody start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its hard to litter in a bike :p

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"It is although the person might judger me for my taste in music. Are used condoms the swingers version of a magic tree.

Years ago I asked our daughters boyfriend if he would give me a lift. He took ages to arrive, I found out later it was because he had to empty the car of rubbish

Classic fm?

No radio three or radio four

To be fair I listen to radio four during the morning commute so I can get caught up with all that's happening in the world. "

I listen to Radio three on the way in because breakfast djs on the other stations drive me crazy with their fake bonhomie and cheery banter. Radio four on the way home usually. I'm not apologetic about my listening choices,

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