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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You accidentally sit down on your own balls in a public place say on the metro... You yelp in pain and try to hide the pain but people are looking and thinking what hell's he doing? ....

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They probably think I bet he’s just sat on his balls. But then they’d wonder if it because they are long balls or big ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah man hate that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You accidentally sit down on your own balls in a public place say on the metro... You yelp in pain and try to hide the pain but people are looking and thinking what hell's he doing? ....

Ouch! "

My balls ain't that big. They don't droop past my arse anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah man hate that "

Clearly yours will be long balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I hate that too. But I normally yelp and say “oh my balls!”

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By *onygirlieWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"You accidentally sit down on your own balls in a public place say on the metro... You yelp in pain and try to hide the pain but people are looking and thinking what hell's he doing? ....

Ouch! "

Ooooh I didn’t realise this happened! You live and learn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whe you say sit on them? As in actually sitting on them or just getting squished between your thighs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't claim to feel your pain OP, but if it makes you feel at all better, it hurts like fuck when I caught a flap in a zip while going commando.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Once worked with a guy who somehow managed to twist them then sit on them. Tries to push 2 plums up a 1 plum hole. We were travelling up to Scotland for a week's adventurous training.

Looked in agony, think he bruised himself. We were heading for a night out in Dundee that night and had to put him in a taxi by 9 as he was stood with one hand on the bar, head down, other hand down his pants comfort cupping himself while crying...

Watching him try and put a climbing harness on the day after was hilarious

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"I can't claim to feel your pain OP, but if it makes you feel at all better, it hurts like fuck when I caught a flap in a zip while going commando. "

I just winced at that

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"You accidentally sit down on your own balls in a public place say on the metro... You yelp in pain and try to hide the pain but people are looking and thinking what hell's he doing? ....

Ouch!

Ooooh I didn’t realise this happened! You live and learn "

Neither did I...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't claim to feel your pain OP, but if it makes you feel at all better, it hurts like fuck when I caught a flap in a zip while going commando.

I just winced at that "

I certainly didn't tickle, I cried a bit.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Never happened. I’m picturing the old man scene from Jackass here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Once worked with a guy who somehow managed to twist them then sit on them. Tries to push 2 plums up a 1 plum hole. We were travelling up to Scotland for a week's adventurous training.

Looked in agony, think he bruised himself. We were heading for a night out in Dundee that night and had to put him in a taxi by 9 as he was stood with one hand on the bar, head down, other hand down his pants comfort cupping himself while crying...

Watching him try and put a climbing harness on the day after was hilarious "
oh no not the twist... I've had that happen had to have an operation to untwist them.... Worst pain ever.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Balls sound a liability

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whole reason we manspread in jeans or tight pants, they get in the way hahaha.

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