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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

As soon as you out your bib shorts on for a bike ride.... You need a wee! (yes, I am all the gear no idea!)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Sods law..... If evies gonna post something she's gonna fuck it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel your pain, but it's sure easier as a guy....Just bend forward in an awkward angle, stretching the bib down and pray you don't let go of said member midstream !!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Sods law..... If evies gonna post something she's gonna fuck it up "

I was about to say is that the law about not opening bottles you dropped whilst taking them out of the fridge......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re not allowed more than four fizzy pops in sixty minutes.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I feel your pain, but it's sure easier as a guy....Just bend forward in an awkward angle, stretching the bib down and pray you don't let go of said member midstream !! "

I once was so desperate for a wee mid ride I had to duck into the hedgerow....it sure ain't easy for us womenfolk

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I feel your pain, but it's sure easier as a guy....Just bend forward in an awkward angle, stretching the bib down and pray you don't let go of said member midstream !! "

That's a thing?!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sods law..... If evies gonna post something she's gonna fuck it up

I was about to say is that the law about not opening bottles you dropped whilst taking them out of the fridge......

A"

Don't try and fizz fruit juice in the soda stream.

There must be other soda laws.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain, but it's sure easier as a guy....Just bend forward in an awkward angle, stretching the bib down and pray you don't let go of said member midstream !!

I once was so desperate for a wee mid ride I had to duck into the hedgerow....it sure ain't easy for us womenfolk "

Ride naked. Much easier

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I feel your pain, but it's sure easier as a guy....Just bend forward in an awkward angle, stretching the bib down and pray you don't let go of said member midstream !!

I once was so desperate for a wee mid ride I had to duck into the hedgerow....it sure ain't easy for us womenfolk

Ride naked. Much easier "

Ain't nobody wants to see that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mix cola with Baileys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain, but it's sure easier as a guy....Just bend forward in an awkward angle, stretching the bib down and pray you don't let go of said member midstream !!

I once was so desperate for a wee mid ride I had to duck into the hedgerow....it sure ain't easy for us womenfolk

Ride naked. Much easier

Ain't nobody wants to see that! "

I imagine the seat might chafe a bit too.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I feel your pain, but it's sure easier as a guy....Just bend forward in an awkward angle, stretching the bib down and pray you don't let go of said member midstream !!

I once was so desperate for a wee mid ride I had to duck into the hedgerow....it sure ain't easy for us womenfolk

Ride naked. Much easier

Ain't nobody wants to see that! "

Yes I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simple answer go to shop buy big nappies wear next time underneath.

Ps brain working overtime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain, but it's sure easier as a guy....Just bend forward in an awkward angle, stretching the bib down and pray you don't let go of said member midstream !!

I once was so desperate for a wee mid ride I had to duck into the hedgerow....it sure ain't easy for us womenfolk

Ride naked. Much easier

Ain't nobody wants to see that!

I imagine the seat might chafe a bit too."

You don’t sit on the seat, you stand and wiggle your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I feel your pain, but it's sure easier as a guy....Just bend forward in an awkward angle, stretching the bib down and pray you don't let go of said member midstream !!

I once was so desperate for a wee mid ride I had to duck into the hedgerow....it sure ain't easy for us womenfolk

Ride naked. Much easier

Ain't nobody wants to see that!

I imagine the seat might chafe a bit too.

You don’t sit on the seat, you stand and wiggle your bum "

Besides you can get nice dildo attachments for bikes now. Who needs a saddle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could have been worse - imagine the same being one half of a pantomime cow

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Don't mix cola with Baileys. "

Cola flavoured cottage cheese. Ain't good.

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