FabSwingers.com forum: Top thing that would instantly make you do a u-turn from a meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For me it would be a gun pointed at me. Might sound pruddish but.. not for me.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Hairy nipples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone starts getting arrogant, instant turn of for Shaz

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By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive

Skinny Cock. "Shudders"

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Gingivitis

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Gingivitis "

You don't like redheads then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding out the other person is my wife. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A twitchy eye

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By *hadowcookieCouple
over a year ago

Portlaoise

"Finding out the other person is my wife. Haha"

Rotflmao.. Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finding out the other person is my wife. Haha"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny jeans and tight top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bordum

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"Gingivitis

You don't like redheads then?

Haha never yet indulged in a redhead to find out

It's basically bad oral hygiene, bad gums and such like.

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By *rincessvenusCouple
over a year ago

Hull

kids in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No shoes

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Too much alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/02/19 22:42:44]

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Bad teeth or long filthy nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really know... I'd say if she's holding a knife and annoyed... There's not much to put me off... If there's sex in it, it doesn't matter if she's hairy, stinking or has family over I'd still do it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lack of manners

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By *ister KinkyMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Poor hygiene/ b.o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking older than their pics... in fact, it has made me do a u turn

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By *ig Chris75Man
over a year ago

Sandbach

Ha ha - reveals far too vain a person hey...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking older than their pics... in fact, it has made me do a u turn

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yea I would do a u turn to x

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

The slightest hint that they've been dishonest about anything in their profiles or messages.

The "I've forgotten to pick up some condoms on the way over" squad also get sent packing.

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By *ig Chris75Man
over a year ago

Sandbach

"The slightest hint that they've been dishonest about anything in their profiles or messages.

The "I've forgotten to pick up some condoms on the way over" squad also get sent packing."

Absolutely a no no - get 'em gone..!

If they're prepared to mess with their own safety they clearly don't care for yours either..!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Bad attitude

Poor hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being there

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Body health and hygiene issues and most of the other aspects covered already.

Major differences to photos, including age or physique.

Dirty or smelly home.

Disrespect

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Look like Hitler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was Hitler.

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover Kent

Coming empty handed.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Look like Hitler."

Or Mussolini

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover Kent

Napoleon maybe.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Napoleon maybe.

I prefer tall men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they turn up with a beard or body hair or they don’t look like their profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If they turn up with a beard or body hair or they don’t look like their profile "

Their beard and body hair or someone elses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad teeth

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Napoleon maybe.

I prefer tall men."

He did have a nice hat tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they turned up wearing crocs and a propeller hat, cause I can’t compete with someone that cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it turned out to be Mary Berry. She's fucking everywhere.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Look like Hitler."

But what if they looked like Hitler but moved like Jagger?

Hmmm

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover Kent

"If it turned out to be Mary Berry. She's fucking everywhere. "

She ain't fucking here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not getting in reality the guy that was in the photos

Oh and also being waaaaay shorter than originally listed in the profile.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Walking into the bedroom to see a framed photo of Nigel Farage or Stephen Yaxley-Lemon.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Not getting in reality the guy that was in the photos

Oh and also being waaaaay shorter than originally listed in the profile."

I always deduct two inches minimum from any height given.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing that they look nothing like their pics because they used every filter going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not getting in reality the guy that was in the photos

Oh and also being waaaaay shorter than originally listed in the profile.

I always deduct two inches minimum from any height given."

Haha I do exact same with weight/dress sizes...camera angles can be so deceptive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vote for Jeremy badge

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Not getting in reality the guy that was in the photos

Oh and also being waaaaay shorter than originally listed in the profile.

I always deduct two inches minimum from any height given.

Haha I do exact same with weight/dress sizes...camera angles can be so deceptive "

Very true.

If I deduct two inches I won't be disappointed but I could be pleasantly surprised.

It's a win win.

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

"When someone starts getting arrogant, instant turn of for Shaz"

Just seen yr pics...would be humble would want to mess meeting u guys up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise they still have their tag on and need to be home early....

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I had a social ages ago, he was there before me, I got a drink, sat down, introduced myself. He said 'Sooooo your into anal'

I pushed my drink towards him, told him he could have it and left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not getting in reality the guy that was in the photos

Oh and also being waaaaay shorter than originally listed in the profile.

I always deduct two inches minimum from any height given.

Haha I do exact same with weight/dress sizes...camera angles can be so deceptive

Very true.

If I deduct two inches I won't be disappointed but I could be pleasantly surprised.

It's a win win."

Good call

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Lederhosen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who spends the whole time talking about themselves. Bore off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad teeth

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Lederhosen"

Actually I'd probably like these.

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

When they bring an empty suit case with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad smell. But I would leave straight away though.

I'd wait to go to a pub, coffee shop or a restaurant and try to escape through the toilet windows. Way more classy.

I then call my plan B or the C if the B one is already being pounded by her plan A.

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By *uppeteerMan
over a year ago

St Austell

The smell and taste of sperm in her mouth at first kiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not getting in reality the guy that was in the photos

Oh and also being waaaaay shorter than originally listed in the profile.

I always deduct two inches minimum from any height given."

Damn, only claimed 3 inches in the first place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it turned out to be Mary Berry. She's fucking everywhere.

She ain't fucking here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who spends the whole time talking about themselves. Bore off."

Someone who doesn't talk except one word close down answers is much worse. But you don't need to talk, just smile and get naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Napoliton mastif maybe.

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no doggys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who spends the whole time talking about themselves. Bore off.

Someone who doesn't talk except one word close down answers is much worse. But you don't need to talk, just smile and get naked

Trust me if she don't her head will explode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They turn up"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've aborted several socials where guys have told me that they intended to push the boundaries. Social only means social only, not force yourself onto me and do risky shit that I'd never agree to on a first full meet.

If you can't agree to my terms, I'm out of here.

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By *isterC83Man
over a year ago

Bexley

Being full of themselves

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If I'm already there... lies, kids in the house, inebriation, things that I might consider a threat to my safety.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply not feeling it. We owe no-one on here anything, other than a little respect and courtesy.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ooh, and anyone who balks at the safety measures I take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body odour or bad breath.

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By *biza007Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Rudeness

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

If I were to meet them and that mutual spark isn't present. Thankfully hasn't yet happened!

I have to genuinely like someone if anything rude is to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really know... I'd say if she's holding a knife and annoyed... There's not much to put me off... If there's sex in it, it doesn't matter if she's hairy, stinking or has family over I'd still do it... "

if she's stinking you would still fuck such a woman?... Lol. Sometimes you males never fail to amaze me

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Kids in the house. Have a word.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Boris Johnson, just no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris Johnson, just no."

I don't know, he looks like he could give a good seeing too! Bet he's secretly into a good whipping lol.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Boris Johnson, just no.

I don't know, he looks like he could give a good seeing too! Bet he's secretly into a good whipping lol. "

Eww.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Boris Johnson, just no.

I don't know, he looks like he could give a good seeing too! Bet he's secretly into a good whipping lol.

Eww. "

I couldn't.Even blindfolded.Just no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris Johnson, just no.

I don't know, he looks like he could give a good seeing too! Bet he's secretly into a good whipping lol.

Eww. "

Haha. I bet he's into filth. The innocent looking ones are often the ones to keep an eye on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoking. Euyuckkkkkkkkkk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris Johnson, just no.

I don't know, he looks like he could give a good seeing too! Bet he's secretly into a good whipping lol.

Eww.

I couldn't.Even blindfolded.Just no."

Even if he offered to be your sugar daddy??

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you meet up and they are distracted so much by their phone going off that they cannot spend a minute to actually talk.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Boris Johnson, just no.

I don't know, he looks like he could give a good seeing too! Bet he's secretly into a good whipping lol.

Eww.

Haha. I bet he's into filth. The innocent looking ones are often the ones to keep an eye on

Jesus fuck eww.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who talk too much about other meets or old gf's. I had one meet and he irratatingly kept bursting out laughing while reliving all the details, in which weren't even funny. I don't mind a few stories if relevant but it's boring. It just turned me off. I couldn't wait to leave.

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover Kent

Thinking their something special, when there overweight very plain and you wouldn't give them a second glance on the street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking their something special, when there overweight very plain and you wouldn't give them a second glance on the street."

Some people will find you attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thinking their something special, when there overweight very plain and you wouldn't give them a second glance on the street."

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By *nRachCouple
over a year ago

Willenhall

Bad hygiene, it's not difficult to keep yourself clean and tidy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Thinking their something special, when there overweight very plain and you wouldn't give them a second glance on the street.

I like being the kind no one gives a second glance to. My identity is safe! *cackle and puff off smoke*

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Thinking their something special, when there overweight very plain and you wouldn't give them a second glance on the street.

I like being the kind no one gives a second glance to. My identity is safe! *cackle and puff off smoke*"

Of. Bloody phone.

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By *ophleeCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Body odour, bad teeth. Kids in the house.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Seeing that they look nothing like their pics because they used every filter going"

Being very disappointed when they don't have the bunny/dog/cat ears/nose and massive round glasses that they have in their pics. False advertising. I see a cartoon character in their pics, so that's what I expect to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she fingered her bum and smeared my top lip

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

Haha. I bet he's into filth. The innocent looking ones are often the ones to keep an eye on

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Seeing someone in their veris that we would never meet.

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By *he witch returnsWoman
over a year ago

somewhere over the rainbow in SW Devon

Dirty fingernails, kids running around and poor hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double denim. Was not a good look in the 80s

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