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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

How come all the losers and scumbags on Jeremy Kyle (at least when I pause on it)are also munters?

Is munterdom a factor on becoming a scumbag in life or is it just part of the selection process to appear on the show?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Munterdom is a definite advantage during the selection process, so all the other people can go oooh, look at them...

...the major facto in selection is, of course, an I.Q somewhat lower than a cabbage.

If you reckoned you werent the father of your half sisters baby and wanted a paternity test to prove she'd slept with your best mate, would national t.v be the place you'd choose to do it?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton


"How come all the losers and scumbags on Jeremy Kyle (at least when I pause on it)are also munters?

Is munterdom a factor on becoming a scumbag in life or is it just part of the selection process to appear on the show? "

I think it's because they just don't care how they look and tend to abuse themselves with excess drink and drugs? You don't have to be totally beautiful to look good if you're clean and well presented. Thats just my opinion and I didn't intend to offend anyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always think how bad must life be to think a night in a travelodge a few beers and a sandwich maybe.. to air all your dirty linen in public that way..

The shame they must dish on their families is unreal...

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Munterdom is a definite advantage during the selection process, so all the other people can go oooh, look at them...

...the major facto in selection is, of course, an I.Q somewhat lower than a cabbage.

If you reckoned you werent the father of your half sisters baby and wanted a paternity test to prove she'd slept with your best mate, would national t.v be the place you'd choose to do it?

"

Well you do get the test done free I guess lol

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Munterdom is a definite advantage during the selection process, so all the other people can go oooh, look at them...

...the major facto in selection is, of course, an I.Q somewhat lower than a cabbage.

If you reckoned you werent the father of your half sisters baby and wanted a paternity test to prove she'd slept with your best mate, would national t.v be the place you'd choose to do it?

Well you do get the test done free I guess lol"

Yep, and then the father turns out to be some previously unmentioned other guy she shagged...

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Munterdom is a definite advantage during the selection process, so all the other people can go oooh, look at them...

...the major facto in selection is, of course, an I.Q somewhat lower than a cabbage.

If you reckoned you werent the father of your half sisters baby and wanted a paternity test to prove she'd slept with your best mate, would national t.v be the place you'd choose to do it?

Well you do get the test done free I guess lol

Yep, and then the father turns out to be some previously unmentioned other guy she shagged..."

I'm waiting for the one where the guy is the father but the mother doesn't pass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I'm waiting for the one where the guy is the father but the mother doesn't pass lol"

Mrs Notts loves em.. the programs.

There is one in the states though.. Maury i think..

They have done paternity tests over the past year on 17 different guys now.. each time she is 100% sure she only slept with that one.. Each time she runs off the stage in tears.. and the guy high fives half the audience

17??? She was wearing a towel that night make no mistake lol...

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


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I'm waiting for the one where the guy is the father but the mother doesn't pass lol

Mrs Notts loves em.. the programs.

There is one in the states though.. Maury i think..

They have done paternity tests over the past year on 17 different guys now.. each time she is 100% sure she only slept with that one.. Each time she runs off the stage in tears.. and the guy high fives half the audience

17??? She was wearing a towel that night make no mistake lol... "

She goes to the classy clubs then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


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I'm waiting for the one where the guy is the father but the mother doesn't pass lol

Mrs Notts loves em.. the programs.

There is one in the states though.. Maury i think..

They have done paternity tests over the past year on 17 different guys now.. each time she is 100% sure she only slept with that one.. Each time she runs off the stage in tears.. and the guy high fives half the audience

17??? She was wearing a towel that night make no mistake lol... "

I was just going to say that they are worse on jerry but I have also seen the girl on Maury,you can't help but watch it........with your chin on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanted to go on Kyle but Notts chickened out lol xx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Munterdom is a definite advantage during the selection process, so all the other people can go oooh, look at them...

...the major facto in selection is, of course, an I.Q somewhat lower than a cabbage.

If you reckoned you werent the father of your half sisters baby and wanted a paternity test to prove she'd slept with your best mate, would national t.v be the place you'd choose to do it?

"

only if you come from where we do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanted to go on Kyle but Notts chickened out lol xx "

I can prove your not my dad....... No need.. Lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wanted to go on Kyle but Notts chickened out lol xx

I can prove your not my dad....... No need.. Lol... "

Na neighbours from hell pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you need to have teeth missing too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think you need to have teeth missing too"
Lol yes or crooked dirty ones and greasy hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think you need to have teeth missing tooLol yes or crooked dirty ones and greasy hair "

Yep, I should do Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think you need to have teeth missing tooLol yes or crooked dirty ones and greasy hair

Yep, I should do Ok "

Roy babes with those teeth and hair you should be in the movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think you need to have teeth missing tooLol yes or crooked dirty ones and greasy hair

Yep, I should do Ok Roy babes with those teeth and hair you should be in the movies "

LMAO, go on, what's the punchline????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think you need to have teeth missing tooLol yes or crooked dirty ones and greasy hair

Yep, I should do Ok Roy babes with those teeth and hair you should be in the movies

LMAO, go on, what's the punchline????"

There isn't one - I think you look more suave and sophisticated than dodgy chat show fodder.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

get yer coat Roy, you've pulled pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get yer coat Roy, you've pulled pmsl"
He already knows he has

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"get yer coat Roy, you've pulled pmslHe already knows he has "

all I can say is lucky Roy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get yer coat Roy, you've pulled pmslHe already knows he has "

I can't even get a falmmin demo and he's sorted...

Life sucks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get yer coat Roy, you've pulled pmslHe already knows he has "

Well guys, I knew the filmstar looks would come in useful one day and I've pulled an 'A' list babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get yer coat Roy, you've pulled pmslHe already knows he has

I can't even get a falmmin demo and he's sorted...

Life sucks... "

Well you know where I am ..... Bedford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get yer coat Roy, you've pulled pmslHe already knows he has

Well guys, I knew the filmstar looks would come in useful one day and I've pulled an 'A' list babe "

Remind me again... Babe.. What was that movie again???

Bitter... Yup pmsl..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get yer coat Roy, you've pulled pmslHe already knows he has

Well guys, I knew the filmstar looks would come in useful one day and I've pulled an 'A' list babe "

Awww Roy you're such a sweetheart - when you coming down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get yer coat Roy, you've pulled pmslHe already knows he has

Well guys, I knew the filmstar looks would come in useful one day and I've pulled an 'A' list babe

Remind me again... Babe.. What was that movie again???

Bitter... Yup pmsl.. "

Ooooh think a slap might be in order!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get yer coat Roy, you've pulled pmslHe already knows he has

Well guys, I knew the filmstar looks would come in useful one day and I've pulled an 'A' list babe Awww Roy you're such a sweetheart - when you coming down? "

We will have to arrange a definite hun, there's no escape form me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get yer coat Roy, you've pulled pmslHe already knows he has

Well guys, I knew the filmstar looks would come in useful one day and I've pulled an 'A' list babe

Remind me again... Babe.. What was that movie again???

Bitter... Yup pmsl.. "

Oi Notts - you calling me a pig?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get yer coat Roy, you've pulled pmslHe already knows he has

Well guys, I knew the filmstar looks would come in useful one day and I've pulled an 'A' list babe

Remind me again... Babe.. What was that movie again???

Bitter... Yup pmsl..

Ooooh think a slap might be in order!"

i'm reporting you for threatening behaviour... I'm wounded, Upset and traumatised...

I can't believe a woman will ever even look at your profile again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get yer coat Roy, you've pulled pmslHe already knows he has

Well guys, I knew the filmstar looks would come in useful one day and I've pulled an 'A' list babe

Remind me again... Babe.. What was that movie again???

Bitter... Yup pmsl..

Ooooh think a slap might be in order!

i'm reporting you for threatening behaviour... I'm wounded, Upset and traumatised...

I can't believe a woman will ever even look at your profile again "

I think only 3 have in 3 months anyway so go ahead punk, make my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get yer coat Roy, you've pulled pmslHe already knows he has

Well guys, I knew the filmstar looks would come in useful one day and I've pulled an 'A' list babe

Remind me again... Babe.. What was that movie again???

Bitter... Yup pmsl.. Oi Notts - you calling me a pig? "

If you are I'll happy make more bacon....

Please tell me yer jokin lol.. please lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get yer coat Roy, you've pulled pmslHe already knows he has

Well guys, I knew the filmstar looks would come in useful one day and I've pulled an 'A' list babe

Remind me again... Babe.. What was that movie again???

Bitter... Yup pmsl..

Ooooh think a slap might be in order!

i'm reporting you for threatening behaviour... I'm wounded, Upset and traumatised...

I can't believe a woman will ever even look at your profile again

I think only 3 have in 3 months anyway so go ahead punk, make my day "

Mr Punk to you ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get yer coat Roy, you've pulled pmslHe already knows he has

Well guys, I knew the filmstar looks would come in useful one day and I've pulled an 'A' list babe

Remind me again... Babe.. What was that movie again???

Bitter... Yup pmsl.. Oi Notts - you calling me a pig?

If you are I'll happy make more bacon....

Please tell me yer jokin lol.. please lol.. "

Lol Joking about what? I'll get you back next time you're at Libs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Please tell me yer jokin lol.. please lol.. Lol Joking about what? I'll get you back next time you're at Libs "

I'll be the one in the towel .. I'm hooked pmsl..

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


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Please tell me yer jokin lol.. please lol.. Lol Joking about what? I'll get you back next time you're at Libs

I'll be the one in the towel .. I'm hooked pmsl.. "

Well it's a better look than having one leg still inside your trousers and your shoes and socks still on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Please tell me yer jokin lol.. please lol.. Lol Joking about what? I'll get you back next time you're at Libs

I'll be the one in the towel .. I'm hooked pmsl..

Well it's a better look than having one leg still inside your trousers and your shoes and socks still on "

I'm willing to risk it.......

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


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Please tell me yer jokin lol.. please lol.. Lol Joking about what? I'll get you back next time you're at Libs

I'll be the one in the towel .. I'm hooked pmsl..

Well it's a better look than having one leg still inside your trousers and your shoes and socks still on

I'm willing to risk it....... "

I'm sure you are - when ya got nuffin ya got nuffin to lose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How come all the losers and scumbags on Jeremy Kyle (at least when I pause on it)are also munters?

Is munterdom a factor on becoming a scumbag in life or is it just part of the selection process to appear on the show? "

What you have to remember as well is that they know they're going on telly, so thats probably the best they've ever looked.

Also, fancy admitting in front of the nation that you fucked the munter your on there with!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

qualifications for jk

fugly

bugly

mugly

and damn right ugly.

oh and no brains what so ever

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Im not one to call people ugly. But the Jeremy Kyle show is like car crash syndrome for me. I have never seen so many ugly people in my life. Then i wait to see there partners come out who are even more ugly. What hope do these poor kids have that there all doing dna tests over

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Also, i assume they have "dressed up" to appear on televison so god knows what they look like the rest of the time

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