FabSwingers.com forum: When you look in the mirror...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is your first thought?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m fat lol

If you are not happy with how you look, then change it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘These fucking tits aren’t even worth it, this is agony’

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh, god. That's not what I look like in my head x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Depends, is it first thing in the morning or have I just got ready to go out?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Yo mo fo

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Who the fuck is that standing behind me?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My god, I’ve had an electric shock again in my sleep

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god for makeup

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I need to put my hair up before I walk out of the door.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't look in a mirror every day.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Oh, god. That's not what I look like in my head x

Same!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like shit!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover Kent

I reflect on the fact their is no reflection.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I look like shit!"

There’s something wrong with your mirror

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Why can I not find a window and mirror cleaner that does not streak?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also recently and it’s never really bothered me before but I’m studying my bloody eye wrinkles!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well hello gorgeous haha obviously I don't have a mirror the house

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Hey! Great hair!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m fat lol

If you are not happy with how you look, then change it "

Just more curious what others think of themselves haha.

I look and think... I'll be fitter, healthier and happier soon... Smile and then go out and have the best day I can.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I look like shit!

There’s something wrong with your mirror"

Without the slap on I feel I do!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am looking old and I hate my nose

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Hey! Great hair! "

Your mirror is too low, but yes you do have wonderful pubes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot damn.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've covered all my mirrors so I don't have to face that prospect

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why is Keither Sutherland in my Mirror.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I avoid mirrors as much as possible x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm A Vampire no reflection lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nose hair needs a comb

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a shave. I only look at it in the morning..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

‘I thought I looked better than that today.’

Too tired these days

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh,,im quite content with my looks most of the time

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ay123mailMan
over a year ago

Seaham

(Week or two without shaving) ffs you look like a hobo.

(freshly shaved) omg i look 12

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m starting to look like my father......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anther and gothic angelCouple
over a year ago

fairy land

Don't look too bad for my age

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Good grief

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *DFL6828Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Cutting the sugar out was a good move...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Candyman

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The weight is going down but I still got a fat gut.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see pride

I see power

I see a bad ass mother who dont take crap from nobody

Say again

I see pride i see power

I see a bad ass muther who dont take crap from nobody

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good looking guy with nice lips

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I see pride

I see power

I see a bad ass mother who dont take crap from nobody

Say again

I see pride i see power

I see a bad ass muther who dont take crap from nobody

This. Miss that film so much. Might have to plan a rewatch sometime. Yeah man.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west

"I see pride

I see power

I see a bad ass mother who dont take crap from nobody

Say again

I see pride i see power

I see a bad ass muther who dont take crap from nobody

Cool runnings

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old

Your not old...man up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old

Your not old...man up

Last time he did that a lady lost an eye

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I see a middle aged woman staring back, how the fuck did I get old

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get my eyebrows done

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I need to get my eyebrows done"

A monobrow keeps the rain out better

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to get my eyebrows done"

Motorboat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

'Hey ~ How you doing?' Like Joey from Friends

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is your first thought? "

Don't worry, George Clooney gets away with it so why can't I?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually, I should probably put a hat on.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can I not find a window and mirror cleaner that does not streak?"

Wash with a very dilute solution of washing up liquid and water, then use vinegar on a newspaper.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So that's what insomnia looks like.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very good looking guy with nice lips"

Do you kiss the mirror?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Usually, I should probably put a hat on. "

Not many people suit a sombrero, but it really works on you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank god for makeup"

This

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old

You’re not old

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is your first thought? "

I don't remember how I got that scar.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *sm81Couple
over a year ago

warwickshire

"I see pride

I see power

I see a bad ass mother who dont take crap from nobody

Say again

I see pride i see power

I see a bad ass muther who dont take crap from nobody

Love this from the film

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/02/19 20:05:45]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a wrinkle?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Where did I put my tweezers?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Is that a winkie?

I don’t know, is it?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Where did I put my tweezers? "

I think the same before having a wank

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that a winkie?

I don’t know, is it?

I had to look at what I wrote then, you sod

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like what I see and my god I got old

Avoid mirrors

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eliWoman
over a year ago

How do I still look so bloody young and cute?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"How do I still look so bloody young and cute? "

Because you printed off my picture and glued it to your mirror

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a mess

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old

You’re not old

I look old

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"How do I still look so bloody young and cute? "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now signal

Now manoeuvre

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm who's that gorgeous beast. It's me obviously.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It depends. If I've just come back from swimming I think "what the hell happened to my hair!?"

Otherwise I don't really think anything.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old

You’re not old

I look old"

Nah. I would

. (After a few too many gins)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Handsome bastard.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old

You’re not old

I look old

Nah. I would

. (After a few too many gins) "

I would. Without gin

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello handsome.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is your first thought? "

Aaaaaaaaargh! Horror! I try to avoid looking in the mirror besides when i'm doing my hair and make up. It works for me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see pride

I see power

I see a bad ass mother who dont take crap from nobody

Say again

I see pride i see power

I see a bad ass muther who dont take crap from nobody

You bastard, I was gonna say that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I see pride

I see power

I see a bad ass mother who dont take crap from nobody

Say again

I see pride i see power

I see a bad ass muther who dont take crap from nobody

You bastard, I was gonna say that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is your first thought? "

Is everything still intact and working!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG there’s an orange gonk in the mirror.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Wow......what's not to love

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now signal

Now manoeuvre

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He reminds me of someone!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

AARRH who the fuck is that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't look in the mirror... Every time I do the bugger breaks I'm that ugly.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"What is your first thought? "

Fuck. I do look like my mother. Not good

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"Hey! Great hair! "

Me too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I look gd x ha

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some of these replies have been really interesting to read. Thanks so far

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I generally bust some dance moves to amuse myself.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Ones I can remember:

Arrrgghh! Hair looks like shit

Omg who is that!

Dirty stop out!

That’s skirts wrong

Omg fookin hot!!

Please.... let a hole swallow me up

Yip, nailed it!!

And finally....

Omg!! Shit!!! You whore you!!! Next time, remove the stains before you go into the shop!!!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I could do with a hair cut...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

"What is your first thought? "

I want to be ironman..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"Oh, god. That's not what I look like in my head x

Totally this lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"What is your first thought? "

Feck I've aged badly

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Still got it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

I think not bad for my age need better abs!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just need a shave

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's ok,could have been worse

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Hey! Great hair!

Me too

I have total hair envy beautiful lady

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"Hey! Great hair!

Me too

I have total hair envy beautiful lady

Mwah. You too

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thought? Thankful for filters

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to avoid it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ginger...I have no reflection

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Omg I'm so old

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhhhh mirror, runaway, hide.. Its all fake news

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh look there's me...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken rice.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

How you doin’!?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I try not to look lol.

When i do i don't hate myself or anything but i do think meh.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Damn you mirror!

That's not what I look like in my head!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is your first thought? "

Urgh......

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yuk...so old

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am getting old, there are bags under my eyes and I generally don’t feel like ‘me’ lol.

Geeky x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm starting with the man in the mirror

I'm asking him to change his ways

And no message could have been any clearer

If you want to make the world a better place

Take a look at yourself, and then make a change

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm ginger...I have no reflection"

No soul.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm starting with the man in the mirror

I'm asking him to change his ways

And no message could have been any clearer

If you want to make the world a better place

Take a look at yourself, and then make a change"

Make a... change.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *morous twosomeCouple
over a year ago

Northeast

I need to lose weight.....Lose a few lbs.....still need to lose weigh

eats cake .....One vicious circle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread