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What do you call a positive Avocado?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

An Avacando!

Well it made me laugh anyway .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the banana have dinner with a prune?

Cos he couldn't find a real date

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

This reminds me of the vegetable who escaped prison?

An escapea

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Yay! Keep em coming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend nearly drowned in her muesli this morning

She was pulled in by a strong current

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you get when you cross a paramedic and a citrus fruit?

Lemon-aid!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What do you call an itchy apple?

A crab apple.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do fungi need to pay double the fare on buses?

Because they take up too mushroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing. "

It also got embarrassed when it saw the chick pea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing.

It also got embarrassed when it saw the chick pea."

Was it an NSAchickpea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing.

It also got embarrassed when it saw the chick pea.

Was it an NSAchickpea?"

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing.

It also got embarrassed when it saw the chick pea.

Was it an NSAchickpea?"

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Oh I love daft jokes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do mushrooms get invited to all the parties?

Because they are such fungis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Cos they’d crack each other up.

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By *ay123mailMan
over a year ago

Seaham

What type of footwear is made from banna peels?

Slippers

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I once had a boyfriend who didn't like my food puns.

I had to let that mango.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which vegetable can sink ships?

Leeks

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Why did the orange stop?

Cause it ran out of juice.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing.

It also got embarrassed when it saw the chick pea.

Was it an NSAchickpea?

"

It was too good an opportunity to miss lol

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Which veg chases sheep?

A caulie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a chicken with a lettuce on its beak?

Chicken ceasa salad

I'll get me coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once had a boyfriend who didn't like my food puns.

I had to let that mango. "

Haha

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Clonmel

My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day…

When she was pulled in by a strong Currant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do melons have big weddings?

Because they cantaloupe

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Why do the French eat snails?

They don’t like fast food...

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Two fish in a tank one fish rest of the other who's Driving this thing anyway

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Why do the French eat snails?

They don’t like fast food...

"

I heard taking the shell off my racing snail would make him faster.

But it just made him more sluggish.

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By *aughtyGent86Man
over a year ago

Stockport

What do you call a Mexican peeping tom?

Senor Boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock

Who’s there?

The interrupting cow

The interrupting cow w....MOO!!!!!!!!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

It's the way you tell 'em lol

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By *yronutMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Two parrots sitting on a perch...... One said to the other...... ‘Can you small fish....... ?!?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing.

It also got embarrassed when it saw the chick pea.

Was it an NSAchickpea? "

Can't imagine what it would have done if it saw the salad tossing

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"An Avacando!

Well it made me laugh anyway ."

Very good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The difference between a fridge and a vagina? ..... the fridge doesn't make a noise when you pull the meat out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do the French eat snails?

They don’t like fast food...

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my hamster went in my hoover and it died... apparently nothing can survive in a vacuum

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