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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The implication that those who aren't looking for monogamy are less than.

Messy rooms in photos.

Saying - will fill in later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The implication that those who aren't looking for monogamy are less than.

Messy rooms in photos.

Saying - will fill in later. "

Will comment later...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/02/19 13:14:27]

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"[Removed by poster at 15/02/19 13:14:27]"

Yes!

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By *lwenWoman
over a year ago

De12 area

20 profile pics of the same cock..

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

The Sydney University bit

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Some guys cock in 25 different poses...

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"20 profile pics of the same cock.. "

Bugger

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

Will fill in later.

Been a member over six months and no veris.

Been a member more than a week and no pictures.

Txt tlk.

List of other ways to contact them off site.

Mrs is ill atm but hubby can play.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Too many dick pics.

Pics of dicks being squeezed hard.

Pics of dicks over the toilet bowl.

Lots of 'Mmmmmmmmm's' or 'cum' overly used.

Single man's profiles with lots of action shots.

God....I could go on and on!! So many things.

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"The implication that those who aren't looking for monogamy are less than.

Messy rooms in photos.

Saying - will fill in later. "

All of this plus toilets in pictures and various pictures of the exact same thing. Especially if that's a knob or vulva (particularly with something stuck in it).

Bareback/cum pics too

I have a lengthy list to be honest... these are just the top things!

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's amazing how many "old" swingers still believe the "sydney uni warning" lol

And people with 20 pics,all the exact same

Or people who write professional male,female or couple..

Obviously they mean like professional golfers, tennis players darts players etc

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

200 plus verifications all published and all not to pass by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Sydney University bit"

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Any single profile with pictures of others.

Couples profiles with no pictures of him

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad user names ie pussypummeller

Status updates that are derogatory, moaning or stating they need a meet now who’s free in the next hour

Lists of won’t do’s and words like “exceptional”

The stupid poxy disclaimer when you think it’s a long profile but it’s only two lines but the disclaimer is 20!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Being told to " check my Veri,s"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles just slagging off women. How rude they are for not replying, how beggars can’t be choosers, how mostly all the women on here are fuck ugly anyway so why are they ignoring him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lack of any real information as to who they are and what they're looking for. "Lookin 4 hot fun" is not going to make me want to talk to you and isn't useful in any way.

Blurry, out of focus pictures. Most cameras or phones have handy auto-focus tools...yet you still manage to take a picture that looks like it's been smeared in butter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Can’t have any pics up due to work’ aye cause Joe from accounting will recognise your nipple

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Women saying they are straight. What's that about? Bitches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women saying they are straight. What's that about? Bitches."

I know right!!!!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Being told to " check my Veri,s" "

Or when they call them "reviews"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been working on mine to put people off so hopefully it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Can’t have any pics up due to work’ aye cause Joe from accounting will recognise your nipple "

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I’ve been working on mine to put people off so hopefully it works"

Reverse psychology, clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been working on mine to put people off so hopefully it works

Reverse psychology, clever "

I’d put lots of dick pics on but I need to find it first

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Women saying they are straight. What's that about? Bitches.

I know right!!!! "

When I send them messages they quickly say they’re gay

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I’ve been working on mine to put people off so hopefully it works

Reverse psychology, clever

I’d put lots of dick pics on but I need to find it first "

You should say that on your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that scream "please read profile"

We read them and they're bland as water or fall into the I'm just lazy and don't make an effort myself category....

Then you get the stereotypical profiles Bbc only or well endowed no big guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women saying they are straight. What's that about? Bitches.

I know right!!!!

When I send them messages they quickly say they’re gay "

Meli!!!! We're looking at the wrong profiles

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Must be 9"+ and have the girth of a drain pipe

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire


"The implication that those who aren't looking for monogamy are less than.

Messy rooms in photos.

Saying - will fill in later. "

Demands for a face pic when profile has no pictures at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

420 friendly..

Lack of any info..

Tales of what they're going to do with their incredible skills..

Sausage shots..

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Must be 9"+ and have the girth of a drain pipe "

Hose pipe any good? Well, a drinking straw really

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

One that screams any of the following.

Obvious sense of self entitlement.

The Adonis syndrome.

Those who only meet "exceptional" people (see both the above).

Utter laziness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One that states "genuine"

Oh.. that one word makes it a non fake profile then

One that a states " mature" yet when told no thanks,throws the toys out the pram

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Loads of close up genital pics pulled open and bum holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blank, vague profile with no pics or only a friend pic saying must have face pic in first message.

List of demands in profile.

Unprotected sex photos(Some even state safe sex only in profile).

Post new pics daily asking for likes...sorry but I may not like them

Only well hung may apply... That just leaves me hanging

Those who mass delete messages and put it up on their status.

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By *lyreelMan
over a year ago

King's lynn

Gaping fanny shots

Moonters that want an Adonis, as if!

Poor spelling and grammar, spell check is easy to use....

Don’t like baldness, eh?

Grossly overweight, get off here and go for a jog.

No replies... yes I get it when peeps get a message saying “ I will breed you with no lube” or such vulgar things then bin, block, delete etc, but when they receive a long message, explaining why they think they may be suitable, which has had a lot of thought and time and trying to portray themselves in a nice but non desperate manner just to have that message deleted is plain and utter ignorance.

Hundreds of verifications, actually that’s quite good because I know to avoid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gaping fanny shots

Moonters that want an Adonis, as if!

Poor spelling and grammar, spell check is easy to use....

Don’t like baldness, eh?

Grossly overweight, get off here and go for a jog.

No replies... yes I get it when peeps get a message saying “ I will breed you with no lube” or such vulgar things then bin, block, delete etc, but when they receive a long message, explaining why they think they may be suitable, which has had a lot of thought and time and trying to portray themselves in a nice but non desperate manner just to have that message deleted is plain and utter ignorance.

Hundreds of verifications, actually that’s quite good because I know to avoid.

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So you don’t like people with preferences?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Discrete"

At least spell it right ffs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Painted nails what must have been done ages ago and there is abit of nail varnish left on each nail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long profiles, i'm just looking at the pics anyway

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"‘Can’t have any pics up due to work’ aye cause Joe from accounting will recognise your nipple "

I’m taking my nipple picture off now!

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Long profiles, i'm just looking at the pics anyway"

Oh fuck!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Judging from what i've read here i'm not guilty of virtually any offense so far Well, maybe a long....ish profile

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By *r99mr99Man
over a year ago

Ealing

I get the theory but I do hate the 'put ____. As the subject so I know youve read my profile'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any single profile with pictures of others.

Couples profiles with no pictures of him

V x"

Snap! We play as a couple. Couples we meet we meet as a couple. So why the hell would we contact anyone for a possible meet if we have not the faintest clue what one of them looks like?

Neither of us is going to "take one for the team" ha, that sounds like a pretty shit meet, all things considered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been working on mine to put people off so hopefully it works

Reverse psychology, clever

I’d put lots of dick pics on but I need to find it first

You should say that on your profile "

That’s two additions I need to make today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Judging from what i've read here i'm not guilty of virtually any offense so far Well, maybe a long....ish profile "

And stating you have kik

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork


"Judging from what i've read here i'm not guilty of virtually any offense so far Well, maybe a long....ish profile "

Asking for fabs on your pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve been working on mine to put people off so hopefully it works

Reverse psychology, clever

I’d put lots of dick pics on but I need to find it first

You should say that on your profile

That’s two additions I need to make today "

Profile updated to make it more off putting

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Messy bedrooms

Moaning about fab and women on it

Stream of veri’s

Blurry photos, especially if all are dick pics

Unimaginative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that put their location as.......

Over there.

Hiding in a corner.

Not far way.

Nowhere.

Etc, Etc

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Being told to " check my Veri,s"

Or when they call them "reviews" "

I always joke it's like trip advisor for swingers but that does take it too far!

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes its just the people behind the profile....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland


"Any single profile with pictures of others.

Couples profiles with no pictures of him

V x

Snap! We play as a couple. Couples we meet we meet as a couple. So why the hell would we contact anyone for a possible meet if we have not the faintest clue what one of them looks like?

Neither of us is going to "take one for the team" ha, that sounds like a pretty shit meet, all things considered? "

Exactly! We have far more of me than W but I like a quick selfie and he's trickier to get to pose for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Sydney University bit"

This ... Unless it's humourous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overuse of the words cheese and dyson

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Judging from what i've read here i'm not guilty of virtually any offense so far Well, maybe a long....ish profile

Asking for fabs on your pictures "

Might be guilty of that it's only at the very end!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Judging from what i've read here i'm not guilty of virtually any offense so far Well, maybe a long....ish profile

And stating you have kik "

Guilty again! To facilitate communication

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm really tempted to be put off by something that features in Chillout's profile now.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

People putting 55 on their age range, like two years matter? Especially when these people are virtually same age as me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People putting 55 on their age range, like two years matter? Especially when these people are virtually same age as me!!"

Matters to me. I have men aged 51, 52 messaging me. Nope. Not happening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m put off by sexy men who are 43 and don’t live near me FFS selfish

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"I get the theory but I do hate the 'put ____. As the subject so I know youve read my profile'

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Yep that one gets on my tits

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk

Overt pussy and cock shots and spunk pics. Sexy but classy is more attractive.

Steve

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I’m put off by sexy men who are 43 and don’t live near me FFS selfish "

If it makes you feel any better i'm separated from virtually all sexy women by a sea! Geography is a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m put off by sexy men who are 43 and don’t live near me FFS selfish

If it makes you feel any better i'm separated from virtually all sexy women by a sea! Geography is a bitch "

God damnit Chillout

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I’m put off by sexy men who are 43 and don’t live near me FFS selfish "

Clever. (sexy though? )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Users of cheap dishwasher tablets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man in it whos willy is as thick as a stack of loo rolls

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I’m put off by sexy men who are 43 and don’t live near me FFS selfish

If it makes you feel any better i'm separated from virtually all sexy women by a sea! Geography is a bitch

God damnit Chillout"

At least my frequent flyer points are stacking up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Discrete"

At least spell it right ffs!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A blank, vague profile with no pics or only a friend pic saying must have face pic in first message.

List of demands in profile.

Unprotected sex photos(Some even state safe sex only in profile).

Post new pics daily asking for likes...sorry but I may not like them

Only well hung may apply... That just leaves me hanging

Those who mass delete messages and put it up on their status."
YES the safe sex only profiles yet they've barebacked in hundreds of photos and veris state otherwise! Gotta love those girls. It's why I dont visit clubs some girls are just always in them every weekend or every couple of days... Obviously getting as many blokes barebacked as possible... As soon as I see a woman with a profile with a couple hundred veris in a week nahhhh no thanks don't want a std. Lol

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Come on ladies non matching bra and panties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pic first.

Then if they can't accommodate.

Then something they have written on their profile.

Not being sexually compatible.

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By *lsieWoman
over a year ago

where ever

Cock profile pic .

Fill in later....Been on about a year . Yet to update.

Explicit name . Can tell what kind of man you are getting by the name .

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island


"A man in it whos willy is as thick as a stack of loo rolls"

Messy bathrooms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes its just the people behind the profile....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public toilets and clutter in pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be shy.

I don't bite (unless you want me to).

We're all here for the same thing.

And all the other usual bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m put off by sexy men who are 43 and don’t live near me FFS selfish "

There's a few about apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m put off by sexy men who are 43 and don’t live near me FFS selfish

There's a few about apparently "

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI GRAN CANARIA

Curvy, when their clearly bovine and flaccid dicks yuck.

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Toilets in the background

Close up wide open vaginas

Will fill in later

Text talk

Statuses such as need to fill a hole now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People putting 55 on their age range, like two years matter? Especially when these people are virtually same age as me!!

Matters to me. I have men aged 51, 52 messaging me. Nope. Not happening. "

Pfft youngsters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People putting 55 on their age range, like two years matter? Especially when these people are virtually same age as me!!

Matters to me. I have men aged 51, 52 messaging me. Nope. Not happening.

Pfft youngsters "

I make the ever so occasional exception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status such as:

Who's free?

Horny!

My balls need draining.

Who wants to suck this cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m put off by sexy men who are 43 and don’t live near me FFS selfish

If it makes you feel any better i'm separated from virtually all sexy women by a sea! Geography is a bitch "

Darn Sea, she's a cruel mistress ooarrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Status such as:

Who's free?

Horny!

My balls need draining.

Who wants to suck this cock?"

Age ranges lol

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I’m put off by sexy men who are 43 and don’t live near me FFS selfish

If it makes you feel any better i'm separated from virtually all sexy women by a sea! Geography is a bitch

Darn Sea, she's a cruel mistress ooarrr!"

Simultaneously beautiful and a hindrance we have a love / hate relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Status such as:

Who's free?

Horny!

My balls need draining.

Who wants to suck this cock?"

Do they ever get meets with any or similar to them as their status though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Status such as:

Who's free?

Horny!

My balls need draining.

Who wants to suck this cock?

Do they ever get meets with any or similar to them as their status though? "

I wonder that myself..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m put off by sexy men who are 43 and don’t live near me FFS selfish "

And blokes who freely confess to being "All over the place". Gets my goat every time...(Despite the fact B is one himself)

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I’m put off by sexy men who are 43 and don’t live near me FFS selfish

And blokes who freely confess to being "All over the place". Gets my goat every time...(Despite the fact B is one himself) "

Damn...guilty of that then again, necessity forces me to be everywhere but my current location

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI GRAN CANARIA

I'm bored,

So you message me hoping I'm going relieve your boredom, wonderful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RANTY WOMEN WHO OVER USE THE CAPS LOCK.

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds


""Discrete"

At least spell it right ffs!!"

And he's ranting about bad spelling on his dislikes lol.

"Spell checker is easy to use..."

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Gaping fanny shots

Moonters that want an Adonis, as if!

Poor spelling and grammar, spell check is easy to use....

Don’t like baldness, eh?

Grossly overweight, get off here and go for a jog.

No replies... yes I get it when peeps get a message saying “ I will breed you with no lube” or such vulgar things then bin, block, delete etc, but when they receive a long message, explaining why they think they may be suitable, which has had a lot of thought and time and trying to portray themselves in a nice but non desperate manner just to have that message deleted is plain and utter ignorance.

Hundreds of verifications, actually that’s quite good because I know to avoid.

"

Don't forget the moonter males who think they're entitled to an Aphrodite. As if!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman.

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds


"A man in it whos willy is as thick as a stack of loo rolls

Messy bathrooms."

Scruffy unmade beds in the background and clutter all over the place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I see a tacky / overly explicit / derogatory username coupled with a shadow avatar i wouldn’t even bother clicking on the profile.

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By *amsay BoltonMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

Women looking for men to impregnate them. Even going so far as to put ovulation dates up!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the person has a cock, that usually puts me off.

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI GRAN CANARIA


"If the person has a cock, that usually puts me off."

Same here, far too many cocks on here.

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI GRAN CANARIA


"Pics."

No pics whats so ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of Cock pics are big turn off especially wen they say there a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and sexy men/women who are to far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and sexy men/women who are to far away "

Surely munters who are too far away would be more offputting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aggressive profiles with list’s of demands and threats about how you can be blocked by them.

There are quite a few.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Tequiring all the physical things that I can't change:

Being black

Having a rugby players build

Having a thick githy cock

Being younger...

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Ones that are demanding to bat well above their average make me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tequiring all the physical things that I can't change:

Being black

Having a rugby players build

Having a thick githy cock

Being younger..."

They don’t annoy me. It’s just their preference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bare back pics on a single guys profile.

Long straggly pubes .

"I won't bite unless you ask"

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

[Removed by poster at 16/02/19 00:26:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock shots. Live action shots with another woman. Extremely explicit veris.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Tequiring all the physical things that I can't change:

Being black

Having a rugby players build

Having a thick githy cock

Being younger...

They don’t annoy me. It’s just their preference. "

Good point, I should have stated that, these things don't annoy me they just stop me in my tracks... I see a great couple or single lady, I start reading their profile; it feels like a perfect match then, bam, their preference for something I can't possibly be - of course I respect their preferences but still find it somewhat frustrating.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Cock shots. Live action shots with another woman. Extremely explicit veris. "

Me too - not a fan of this. Hi lovely lady x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock shots. Live action shots with another woman. Extremely explicit veris.

Me too - not a fan of this. Hi lovely lady x"

Hi sweetie x

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

[Removed by poster at 16/02/19 00:26:58]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 16/02/19 00:26:58]"

You've sent that 3 times now.... I saw it

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"[Removed by poster at 16/02/19 00:26:58]

You've sent that 3 times now.... I saw it "

Finger trouble, was talking the screen, nothing happened then it all happened - should be more patient xx

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Ones who delete pictures and upload the same ones..clearly attention seeking

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds


"If the person has a cock, that usually puts me off.

Same here, far too many cocks on here. "

Agreed. Some of them have a penis too!

To add to the list, anyone who states that they're looking for exceptional meets with exceptional people only.

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By *andys manMan
over a year ago

colchester

Messy backgrounds and men in womens underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pics at all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than 4 verifications.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pics

50 cock pics

Men in women’s knickers

Action and unsafe sex shots

Socks!!

Untidy houses

Baby stuff in back ground

Sky remotes and cans of stellar !

Spelling mistakes, can’t even spell home town

420!

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By *andys manMan
over a year ago

colchester

Toilet in the background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blank profile with no pics messaging 'wanna chat'... Funnily enough I have no burning desire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A blank profile with no pics messaging 'wanna chat'... Funnily enough I have no burning desire "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The implication that those who aren't looking for monogamy are less than.

Messy rooms in photos.

Saying - will fill in later.

Will comment later..."

Yet you never did !!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Cock avatars.

Ten pics in the profile, and all of them are cock pics.

Clunge pics.

People...save something for later, please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock avatars.

Ten pics in the profile, and all of them are cock pics.

Clunge pics.

People...save something for later, please!!"

Good use of the word Clunge. Double points

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By *ethany10Couple
over a year ago

falkirk


"Aggressive profiles with list’s of demands and threats about how you can be blocked by them.

There are quite a few. "

This

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

Sooo so many things

V x

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

A profile that is ranty gives off a negative vibe, especially when there's copious amounts of block capital text involved.

I can understand people's frustrations with time wasters and such, but the manner in how they choose to cope with the situation reveals much about their personality. I'm a positive person and like positive vibes

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI GRAN CANARIA

Hairy cocks taken in an untidy bed or with their shirt pulled up, just looks lazy, dirty and uninviting and an instant turn off.

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Still makes me smile an cry sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures of them next to the embalmed remains of Lenin. I’ve deleted around 3497 messages on that reason alone.

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Status saying anywhere at all.... "I'm picky".. Sounds dreadful and time waster

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By *onygirlieWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

No pics or just close up dick pics

No profile text to speak of or will fill in later

18-99 age bracket

Really bad spelling or too much text speak

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By *arnsley guy100Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Realy long profiles.... It make the said person sound angry when they wrote it out

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Misogyny, racism, homophobia.

Action shots, particularly bareback with multiple partners or pictures that are more partner(s) than the person whose profile it is.

Cum or other bodily fluids. Untidy or dirty things in pictures. A focus on genitalia.

Anyone who looks down on swinging.

The Sydney University or similar warnings.

Lack of effort or detail.

I know what soap is.

Give me a chance.

Not fussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than 4 verifications. "

In total or per week?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"More than 4 verifications.

In total or per week? "

Occasionally I get more than that in a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that say they aren't looking for fat, ageing, ugly, non-straight lazy-fucks.

They proper put me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than 4 verifications.

In total or per week?

Occasionally I get more than that in a day "

Lol. Join the club.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"More than 4 verifications.

In total or per week?

Occasionally I get more than that in a day

Lol. Join the club. "

It's great to be a member

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than 4 verifications.

In total or per week?

Occasionally I get more than that in a day

Lol. Join the club.

It's great to be a member "

Problem is the nurses at the gum clinic all know my name and greet me like a friend when I go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than 4 verifications.

In total or per week? "

In a lifetime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than 4 verifications.

In total or per week?

In a lifetime. "

*hovering at 3*

Do webcam veri's count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than 4 verifications.

In total or per week?

In a lifetime. "

I’m dooooomed.

That’s not much fun for a lifetime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than 4 verifications.

In total or per week?

In a lifetime.

*hovering at 3*

Do webcam veri's count?"

Webcam veri's are acceptable.

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By *isterC83Man
over a year ago

Bexley

People who answer generic questions on their profile but give you nothing else to talk about! Get over yourself

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"People who answer generic questions on their profile but give you nothing else to talk about! Get over yourself"

So don't ask a generic question? You can talk about anything.

It's a good thing to be aware of, actually. You need to get attention. Hi how are you is like grains of sand on a beach.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Dirty picture backgrounds.

Seems some minging mirror selfies on here as well. Give the mirror a little clean.

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By *t8880Couple
over a year ago

Staffs

Lots of cock pics

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

No face pic

I like to see who I’m talking to

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By *isterC83Man
over a year ago

Bexley


"

So don't ask a generic question? You can talk about anything.

It's a good thing to be aware of, actually. You need to get attention. Hi how are you is like grains of sand on a beach. "

I'm not disputing that, but put a bit about yourself is what I was getting at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dirty picture backgrounds.

Seems some minging mirror selfies on here as well. Give the mirror a little clean. "

Mirror splattered with spunk gives a great soft focus effect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men that masure there cocks

Profiles with the words. Babe. Hun. Treacle in them. Grrr

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI GRAN CANARIA


"Men that masure there cocks

Profiles with the words. Babe. Hun. Treacle in them. Grrr"

Especially when they compare it to the sky remote, and sky remotes in general.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profiles just slagging off women. How rude they are for not replying, how beggars can’t be choosers, how mostly all the women on here are fuck ugly anyway so why are they ignoring him? "

Haha this reminds me of someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what I want

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By *ittlevixenWoman
over a year ago

Mold North Wales

•No profile photo what so ever.

•All cock pics.

•No information. (fill in later)

•Fake photos. (some are so obvious - different body/nipples, changing tattoos)

•Not reading my profile before messaging

•Or when they do they ignore anything I’ve asked.

•One word messages.

•Assumptions.

•Messaging then hiding their profile.

Quite a bit actually haha

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By *ycra loutMan
over a year ago

york/Scarborough

Saying..

get in touch

Like to chat

Feeling horny

Needs fucking

Intellect

..Non of which are probably true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penises...

On single female profiles.

Looking for ages 18-99- so a spotty oink in trackies or a man with a Zimmer and Beige Jacket

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Cock, pussy pics, any reference to 420

Action shots

No pics at all.

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By *ittlevixenWoman
over a year ago

Mold North Wales


"Penises...

On single female profiles.

Looking for ages 18-99- so a spotty oink in trackies or a man with a Zimmer and Beige Jacket "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to update mine accordingly.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"No pics

50 cock pics

Men in women’s knickers

Action and unsafe sex shots

Socks!!

Untidy houses

Baby stuff in back ground

Sky remotes and cans of stellar !

Spelling mistakes, can’t even spell home town

420!

"

All of these!! Anyone who views my profile with cock pic on their profile is automatically blocked no matter how nice they think they are. To me it says their cock rules their brain and I prefer intelligence to be in the mind not in their hand!!

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