FabSwingers.com forum: Kettles on..... who wants a brew?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For all you early birds, what can I get you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk and two for me please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong coffee please lass with milk and 2 sugars, and to all a good day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Milk and two for me please x"

Coming right up, kitchen is open for breakfast too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need more then a brew lol ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea please x"

How do you like it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strong coffee please lass with milk and 2 sugars, and to all a good day

Top of the morning to you my friend, coffee coming your way

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Cofffeeeeeeeeee

Milk, 1 sugar pretty please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need more then a brew lol ?? "

I'm also offering croissants and pop tarts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yummy I'm on my way x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cofffeeeeeeeeee

Milk, 1 sugar pretty please

I thought you were sweet enough already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yummy I'm on my way x"

Strawberry or chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Bella, Mr has just left for work, so I could do with taking a nice cup of tea, no sugar, not too strong back to bed for a while please. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tarts and brew, don't mind if I do. Lovely break before the end of my shift x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For all you early birds, what can I get you?

Ohh wow thanks you. May I please get a strong English breakfast tea. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning Bella, Mr has just left for work, so I could do with taking a nice cup of tea, no sugar, not too strong back to bed for a while please. X

Good morning Mrs, do you want some biscuits too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yummy I'm on my way x

Strawberry or chocolate? "

Chocolate please gorgeous xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tarts and brew, don't mind if I do. Lovely break before the end of my shift x"

Its the kitchen that caters for everyone

chocolate or strawberry?

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Cofffeeeeeeeeee

Milk, 1 sugar pretty please

I thought you were sweet enough already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For all you early birds, what can I get you?

Ohh wow thanks you. May I please get a strong English breakfast tea. Thanks"

Just waiting for it to stew for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yummy I'm on my way x

Strawberry or chocolate?

Chocolate please gorgeous xxx"

Good choice, I'll bring it straight over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cofffeeeeeeeeee

Milk, 1 sugar pretty please

I thought you were sweet enough already

You're a little minx young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For all you early birds, what can I get you?

Ohh wow thanks you. May I please get a strong English breakfast tea. Thanks

Just waiting for it to stew for you

Fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tarts and brew, don't mind if I do. Lovely break before the end of my shift x

Its the kitchen that caters for everyone

chocolate or strawberry?"

Strawberry would be great thanks Buxom

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By *uck427Man
over a year ago

wales

Pop tarts and coffee I used to live on them when driving the lorries

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pop tarts and coffee I used to live on them when driving the lorries "

We serve nostalgia here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yummy I'm on my way x

Strawberry or chocolate?

Chocolate please gorgeous xxx

Good choice, I'll bring it straight over

Yes please gorgeous lady x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tarts and brew, don't mind if I do. Lovely break before the end of my shift x

Its the kitchen that caters for everyone

chocolate or strawberry?

Strawberry would be great thanks Buxom"

I'll bring them over once they've popped!

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By *on12xxMan
over a year ago

leeds

Sounda great breakfast nut I'm I the only one who's woke up horny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For all you early birds, what can I get you?

Ohh wow thanks you. May I please get a strong English breakfast tea. Thanks

Just waiting for it to stew for you

Fantastic.

Here ya go, enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tarts and brew, don't mind if I do. Lovely break before the end of my shift x

Its the kitchen that caters for everyone

chocolate or strawberry?

Strawberry would be great thanks Buxom

I'll bring them over once they've popped! "

I could get used to this lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounda great breakfast nut I'm I the only one who's woke up horny"

You'll have to sort the horn out yourself I'm afraid, tea or coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For all you early birds, what can I get you?

Ohh wow thanks you. May I please get a strong English breakfast tea. Thanks

Just waiting for it to stew for you

Fantastic.

Here ya go, enjoy

The perfect brew served with a perfect smile. Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yummy I'm on my way x

Strawberry or chocolate?

Chocolate please gorgeous xxx

Good choice, I'll bring it straight over

Yes please gorgeous lady x "

Let me know if I can get you anything else

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For all you early birds, what can I get you?

Ohh wow thanks you. May I please get a strong English breakfast tea. Thanks

Just waiting for it to stew for you

Fantastic.

Here ya go, enjoy

The perfect brew served with a perfect smile. Thank you!"

You're most welcome, don't forget to add your review on trip advisor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yummy I'm on my way x

Strawberry or chocolate?

Chocolate please gorgeous xxx

Good choice, I'll bring it straight over

Yes please gorgeous lady x

Let me know if I can get you anything else

Hmmm now there's a thought gorgeous xxx what's on offer x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yummy I'm on my way x

Strawberry or chocolate?

Chocolate please gorgeous xxx

Good choice, I'll bring it straight over

Yes please gorgeous lady x

Let me know if I can get you anything else

Hmmm now there's a thought gorgeous xxx what's on offer x"

Today's specials can be read on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yummy I'm on my way x

Strawberry or chocolate?

Chocolate please gorgeous xxx

Good choice, I'll bring it straight over

Yes please gorgeous lady x

Let me know if I can get you anything else

Hmmm now there's a thought gorgeous xxx what's on offer x

Today's specials can be read on my profile

Pmd u gorgeous xxx

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Good morning Buxom. It’s Friday!

Please may I have a coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning Buxom. It’s Friday!

Please may I have a coffee?

Ahhh, the beautiful Babs

get yourself comfy, I'll bring it over for you

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By *on12xxMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Sounda great breakfast nut I'm I the only one who's woke up horny

You'll have to sort the horn out yourself I'm afraid, tea or coffee?"
tea my horn won't go Way

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Good morning Buxom. It’s Friday!

Please may I have a coffee?

Ahhh, the beautiful Babs

get yourself comfy, I'll bring it over for you

I like it in here! Thank you lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoothie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounda great breakfast nut I'm I the only one who's woke up horny

You'll have to sort the horn out yourself I'm afraid, tea or coffee?tea my horn won't go Way"

May I suggest some cold water?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smoothie

Oooh, let me just check the fruit bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smoothie

Oooh, let me just check the fruit bowl"

Gracias!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning Buxom. It’s Friday!

Please may I have a coffee?

Ahhh, the beautiful Babs

get yourself comfy, I'll bring it over for you

I like it in here! Thank you lovely

It's classy, just like you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smoothie

Oooh, let me just check the fruit bowl

Gracias!!!"

Ok, we've got apples, hazelnuts, bananas, raisins, coconuts, sultanas?

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By *on12xxMan
over a year ago

leeds

To early for bananas

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By *on12xxMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Sounda great breakfast nut I'm I the only one who's woke up horny

You'll have to sort the horn out yourself I'm afraid, tea or coffee?tea my horn won't go Way

May I suggest some cold water?

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ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea please, little milk and no sugar x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smoothie

Oooh, let me just check the fruit bowl

Gracias!!!

Ok, we've got apples, hazelnuts, bananas, raisins, coconuts, sultanas?"

Coconut and banana

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea please, little milk and no sugar x"

Good morning beautiful, tea coming up. Mug or cup? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Smoothie

Oooh, let me just check the fruit bowl

Gracias!!!

Ok, we've got apples, hazelnuts, bananas, raisins, coconuts, sultanas?

Coconut and banana

Wise choice sir, it'll just be a moment. Take a seat, you're in good company this morning

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Me please. I'm ill, so I need tea urgently..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me please. I'm ill, so I need tea urgently.."

Pronto! Do you also require mouth to mouth?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Me please. I'm ill, so I need tea urgently..

Pronto! Do you also require mouth to mouth?

That could give you my germs, but Vicks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning OP. Decaf coffee please: milk, no sugar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me please. I'm ill, so I need tea urgently..

Pronto! Do you also require mouth to mouth?

That could give you my germs, but Vicks...

Ok, I'll bring tea and Vicks. I'll send some homemade soup for your lunch too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning OP. Decaf coffee please: milk, no sugar

We have decaffeinated half caff with a twist of lemon on the specials board?

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Morning all, two strong coffees please as work for me and a hungover Mrs sofa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning all, two strong coffees please as work for me and a hungover Mrs sofa

Oh my! Let's get the Mrs sorted first, does she take milk and sugar? Grab a pew, just waiting for the kettle to re-boil

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Oh I love to sort mrs sofa

Milk and two and brown sugar if you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good morning OP. Decaf coffee please: milk, no sugar

We have decaffeinated half caff with a twist of lemon on the specials board? "

Sounds good to me, thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh I love to sort mrs sofa

Milk and two and brown sugar if you have

We have everything you need here

hope the coffee helps!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning OP. Decaf coffee please: milk, no sugar

We have decaffeinated half caff with a twist of lemon on the specials board?

Sounds good to me, thanks

Marvellous! I'll just get the lemon

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Good morning to one and all. Happy Friday. Enjoy the day whatever or whoever it brings your way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good morning to one and all. Happy Friday. Enjoy the day whatever or whoever it brings your way.

Good morning to you too! Lovely to see such positivity in the morning, what can I get you?

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By *exymamma90Woman
over a year ago

Leicester

Morning every one last one today yay then week of work I'll have a coffee please milk one sugar xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning every one last one today yay then week of work I'll have a coffee please milk one sugar xx"

Yay!!! Hope you've got something exciting planned

here's your coffee

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By *ouplelooking99Couple
over a year ago

leicerster

"Morning every one last one today yay then week of work I'll have a coffee please milk one sugar xx

Yay!!! Hope you've got something exciting planned

here's your coffee

"
thank u yes have few things planned I've on my couples profile now if ur wondering same pic but different name lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning every one last one today yay then week of work I'll have a coffee please milk one sugar xx

Yay!!! Hope you've got something exciting planned

here's your coffee

thank u yes have few things planned I've on my couples profile now if ur wondering same pic but different name lol x"

Lol, do you need another coffee? X

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Morning my twin from another him.

Coffee please. Make it 3?

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By *ouplelooking99Couple
over a year ago

leicerster

"Morning every one last one today yay then week of work I'll have a coffee please milk one sugar xx

Yay!!! Hope you've got something exciting planned

here's your coffee

thank u yes have few things planned I've on my couples profile now if ur wondering same pic but different name lol x I could do lol x

Lol, do you need another coffee? X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please, no milk and one Demerara sugar, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning my twin from another him.

Coffee please. Make it 3?"

Bore da Mac Lass

3? Heavy night? Or will there be more joining you? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee please, no milk and one Demerara sugar, thanks. "

Coming right up! A good choice might I add

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Morning my twin from another him.

Coffee please. Make it 3?

Bore da Mac Lass

3? Heavy night? Or will there be more joining you? X"

Neither, just cannot seem to wake up this morning.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I need coffee...the pot is on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning my twin from another him.

Coffee please. Make it 3?

Bore da Mac Lass

3? Heavy night? Or will there be more joining you? X

Neither, just cannot seem to wake up this morning. "

I'm happy to poke you all day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need coffee...the pot is on"

Good timing! A fresh one is ready

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Morning BB / morning all.

Lemsip please ...lots of it. I feel SO unwell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee please, no milk and one Demerara sugar, thanks.

Coming right up! A good choice might I add "

Thanks! Just a little bit of sweet to take the bitterness off

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Morning my twin from another him.

Coffee please. Make it 3?

Bore da Mac Lass

3? Heavy night? Or will there be more joining you? X

Neither, just cannot seem to wake up this morning.

I'm happy to poke you all day? "

Not too hard mind. I bruise like a peach. I can take a Kiking though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone,think I'll have an orange juice this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning BB / morning all.

Lemsip please ...lots of it. I feel SO unwell

Awww dude! Grab yourself a blanky and a window seat, I'll get you a homemade honey and lemon drink and find you some paracetamol

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Ooohhh could I have a coffee please with a dash of milk? T left me one before he went to work but I drank it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning my twin from another him.

Coffee please. Make it 3?

Bore da Mac Lass

3? Heavy night? Or will there be more joining you? X

Neither, just cannot seem to wake up this morning.

I'm happy to poke you all day?

Not too hard mind. I bruise like a peach. I can take a Kiking though x"

I could eat a peach for hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone,think I'll have an orange juice this morning

A healthy choice, freshly squeezed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooohhh could I have a coffee please with a dash of milk? T left me one before he went to work but I drank it

J "

Of course! Can't have you being all dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone,think I'll have an orange juice this morning

A healthy choice, freshly squeezed? "
oh that would be lovely.thank you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Morning everyone,think I'll have an orange juice this morning

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I'm having pineapple juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning everyone,think I'll have an orange juice this morning

I'm having pineapple juice

oh are you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning OP. Tea please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone,think I'll have an orange juice this morning

A healthy choice, freshly squeezed? oh that would be lovely.thank you "

I aim to please, and I'm quite good at squeezing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning OP. Tea please

How do you like it?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Morning everyone,think I'll have an orange juice this morning

I'm having pineapple juice

I think we've got a bottle left.... ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vary strong so you can stand the spoon in it and 2 sugars please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vary strong so you can stand the spoon in it and 2 sugars please.

Stirred anti-clockwise and the colour of a twix?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning BB / morning all.

Lemsip please ...lots of it. I feel SO unwell

Morning Girth, I sorry to hear your not well.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vary strong so you can stand the spoon in it and 2 sugars please.

Stirred anti-clockwise and the colour of a twix? "

Yes please that would be grand

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vary strong so you can stand the spoon in it and 2 sugars please.

Stirred anti-clockwise and the colour of a twix?

Yes please that would be grand

Dim problem Cariad, coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vary strong so you can stand the spoon in it and 2 sugars please.

Stirred anti-clockwise and the colour of a twix?

Yes please that would be grand

Dim problem Cariad, coming right up

What does that mean OP...lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vary strong so you can stand the spoon in it and 2 sugars please.

Stirred anti-clockwise and the colour of a twix?

Yes please that would be grand

Dim problem Cariad, coming right up

What does that mean OP...lol..."

'No problem love'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usual please white Americano no sugar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Usual please white Americano no sugar "

Drink in or take away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double shot Cappuccino please Barista

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Ooohhh could I have a coffee please with a dash of milk? T left me one before he went to work but I drank it

Of course! Can't have you being all dry

Oh no! That wouldn’t be good......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Double shot Cappuccino please Barista

Oof! Starting the day in style my friend!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooohhh could I have a coffee please with a dash of milk? T left me one before he went to work but I drank it

Of course! Can't have you being all dry

Oh no! That wouldn’t be good......"

Absolutely not! Let's get you nice and moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot cider please m'lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong black coffee please

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Morning BB / morning all.

Lemsip please ...lots of it. I feel SO unwell

Morning Girth, I sorry to hear your not well.x"

Thanks Cheeky - appreciate that x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot cider please m'lady

Dafuq?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strong black coffee please"

The strongest in town my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot cider please m'lady

Dafuq?!"

No? Ok then. Cappuccino if you don't mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot cider please m'lady

Dafuq?!

No? Ok then. Cappuccino if you don't mind

I don't mind at all my beautiful friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot cider please m'lady

Dafuq?!

No? Ok then. Cappuccino if you don't mind

I don't mind at all my beautiful friend

"
Hot chocolate with dash of rum great for cold weather, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot cider please m'lady

Dafuq?!

No? Ok then. Cappuccino if you don't mind

I don't mind at all my beautiful friend

Hot chocolate with dash of rum great for cold weather, thanks "

Oh yes, please! Can I have the same actually?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea, milk no sugar please x

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston

I will have a Julie Andrews cup of tea please. (White none/nun)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Morning All... Coffee please. Black with no sugar. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got mine already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got mine already

That's rude! The OP is like Mrs Doyle she really wants to make you a brew... throw it away quick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a bucket of tea please?

I really can't be arsed to adult today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got mine already

That's rude! The OP is like Mrs Doyle she really wants to make you a brew... throw it away quick!

"
Throw away my Tea are you mad

This is Yorkshire tea we're talking about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oopsie!!!!! Sorry I neglected you, hope you're not dying of thirst.... a forumite dragged me out the back and made me touch them where they wee!!!!!

Sooooooo, free coffee anyone?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot cider please m'lady

Dafuq?!

No? Ok then. Cappuccino if you don't mind

I don't mind at all my beautiful friend

Hot chocolate with dash of rum great for cold weather, thanks "

I'm not licensed to serve alcohol until midday.... but the hot chocolate is the best in town!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot cider please m'lady

Dafuq?!

No? Ok then. Cappuccino if you don't mind

I don't mind at all my beautiful friend

Hot chocolate with dash of rum great for cold weather, thanks

Oh yes, please! Can I have the same actually?

Jessica!!!!! No alcohol until lunchtime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cup of tea, milk no sugar please x

Angiebu, I'll deliver it to you! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will have a Julie Andrews cup of tea please. (White none/nun)"

Ha! I must remember that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Morning All... Coffee please. Black with no sugar. Thanks"

Tis on the house!

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By *r GreyfoxMan
over a year ago

Newport

"Cup of tea, milk no sugar please x

Angiebu, I'll deliver it to you! X"

Lots of milk and 4 sugars plz x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got mine already

That's rude! The OP is like Mrs Doyle she really wants to make you a brew... throw it away quick!

Ah go on, throw it away, go on, go on, go on, go on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a bucket of tea please?

I really can't be arsed to adult today."

Aww, do you need a booby hug?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cup of tea, milk no sugar please x

Angiebu, I'll deliver it to you! X

Lots of milk and 4 sugars plz x"

Would you like a side order of diabetes?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll have a lemon & ginger and I’ll provide a teabag if you wish

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By *r GreyfoxMan
over a year ago

Newport

"Cup of tea, milk no sugar please x

Angiebu, I'll deliver it to you! X

Lots of milk and 4 sugars plz x

Would you like a side order of diabetes?!

Haha I like it sweet just like me

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"I’ll have a lemon & ginger and I’ll provide a teabag if you wish

I'm sipping fresh lemon, ginger with bit honey xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a bucket of tea please?

I really can't be arsed to adult today.

Aww, do you need a booby hug? "

Oooh yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a lemon & ginger and I’ll provide a teabag if you wish

I'm sipping fresh lemon, ginger with bit honey xx

Very nice, no honey here but I helped myself as I was parched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot cider please m'lady

Dafuq?!

No? Ok then. Cappuccino if you don't mind

I don't mind at all my beautiful friend

Hot chocolate with dash of rum great for cold weather, thanks

Oh yes, please! Can I have the same actually?

Jessica!!!!! No alcohol until lunchtime

Is it time yet? I can have my lunch now

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By *r GreyfoxMan
over a year ago

Newport

"Hot cider please m'lady

Dafuq?!

No? Ok then. Cappuccino if you don't mind

I don't mind at all my beautiful friend

Hot chocolate with dash of rum great for cold weather, thanks

It’s close enough x

Oh yes, please! Can I have the same actually?

Jessica!!!!! No alcohol until lunchtime

Is it time yet? I can have my lunch now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a lemon & ginger and I’ll provide a teabag if you wish

You're always so considerate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a bucket of tea please?

I really can't be arsed to adult today.

Aww, do you need a booby hug?

Oooh yes please

Come to momma

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a lemon & ginger and I’ll provide a teabag if you wish

I'm sipping fresh lemon, ginger with bit honey xx

How does that make you feel?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a lemon & ginger and I’ll provide a teabag if you wish

I'm sipping fresh lemon, ginger with bit honey xx

Very nice, no honey here but I helped myself as I was parched

There's plenty of honey, you just need to know where to look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot cider please m'lady

Dafuq?!

No? Ok then. Cappuccino if you don't mind

I don't mind at all my beautiful friend

Hot chocolate with dash of rum great for cold weather, thanks

Oh yes, please! Can I have the same actually?

Jessica!!!!! No alcohol until lunchtime

Is it time yet? I can have my lunch now

I think I need to arrange an intervention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong, strong coffee, black, a dollop of honey. That'll kick my arse into gear today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot cider please m'lady

Dafuq?!

No? Ok then. Cappuccino if you don't mind

I don't mind at all my beautiful friend

Hot chocolate with dash of rum great for cold weather, thanks

Oh yes, please! Can I have the same actually?

Jessica!!!!! No alcohol until lunchtime

Is it time yet? I can have my lunch now

I think I need to arrange an intervention

I think you would love a lunch with me followed by a yummy rum cocktail

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strong, strong coffee, black, a dollop of honey. That'll kick my arse into gear today. "

Lol, would you like your caffeine served intravenously?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot cider please m'lady

Dafuq?!

No? Ok then. Cappuccino if you don't mind

I don't mind at all my beautiful friend

Hot chocolate with dash of rum great for cold weather, thanks

Oh yes, please! Can I have the same actually?

Jessica!!!!! No alcohol until lunchtime

Is it time yet? I can have my lunch now

I think I need to arrange an intervention

I think you would love a lunch with me followed by a yummy rum cocktail

Indeed I would..... I fear I may corrupt you tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hot cider please m'lady

Dafuq?!

No? Ok then. Cappuccino if you don't mind

I don't mind at all my beautiful friend

Hot chocolate with dash of rum great for cold weather, thanks

Oh yes, please! Can I have the same actually?

Jessica!!!!! No alcohol until lunchtime

Is it time yet? I can have my lunch now

I think I need to arrange an intervention

I think you would love a lunch with me followed by a yummy rum cocktail

Indeed I would..... I fear I may corrupt you tho

Do you really? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strong, strong coffee, black, a dollop of honey. That'll kick my arse into gear today.

Lol, would you like your caffeine served intravenously? "

That might not be such a bad idea...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hot cider please m'lady

Dafuq?!

No? Ok then. Cappuccino if you don't mind

I don't mind at all my beautiful friend

Hot chocolate with dash of rum great for cold weather, thanks

Oh yes, please! Can I have the same actually?

Jessica!!!!! No alcohol until lunchtime

Is it time yet? I can have my lunch now

I think I need to arrange an intervention

I think you would love a lunch with me followed by a yummy rum cocktail

Indeed I would..... I fear I may corrupt you tho

Do you really? Haha"

If you're going to ply me with rum cocktails then I can't be held responsible for my actions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strong, strong coffee, black, a dollop of honey. That'll kick my arse into gear today.

Lol, would you like your caffeine served intravenously?

That might not be such a bad idea..."

Ok, roll up your sleeve.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok Cappuccino it is, Bella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok Cappuccino it is, Bella

Sensible choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll have a lemon & ginger and I’ll provide a teabag if you wish

I'm sipping fresh lemon, ginger with bit honey xx

Very nice, no honey here but I helped myself as I was parched

There's plenty of honey, you just need to know where to lick

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll have a lemon & ginger and I’ll provide a teabag if you wish

I'm sipping fresh lemon, ginger with bit honey xx

Very nice, no honey here but I helped myself as I was parched

There's plenty of honey, you just need to know where to lick

FTFY

Rebel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a brew if there's any left in the pot? Just finished up in the workshop and I'm parched.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love a brew if there's any left in the pot? Just finished up in the workshop and I'm parched. "

Welcome, Bievenue, Willkommen

The teapot has just been refilled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love a brew if there's any left in the pot? Just finished up in the workshop and I'm parched.

Welcome, Bievenue, Willkommen

The teapot has just been refilled

"
your a star! 2sugars thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love a brew if there's any left in the pot? Just finished up in the workshop and I'm parched.

Welcome, Bievenue, Willkommen

The teapot has just been refilled

your a star! 2sugars thank you. "

Dim problem.... we have a selection of newspapers, would you like anything in particular?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a cuppa now it’s the afternoon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love a brew if there's any left in the pot? Just finished up in the workshop and I'm parched.

Welcome, Bievenue, Willkommen

The teapot has just been refilled

your a star! 2sugars thank you.

Dim problem.... we have a selection of newspapers, would you like anything in particular? "
thank you but no I don't read them I'm happy with a sit down and a brew somewhere cosy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love a brew if there's any left in the pot? Just finished up in the workshop and I'm parched.

Welcome, Bievenue, Willkommen

The teapot has just been refilled

your a star! 2sugars thank you.

Dim problem.... we have a selection of newspapers, would you like anything in particular? thank you but no I don't read them I'm happy with a sit down and a brew somewhere cosy

There's a perfect spot in the corner, nice window seat already warmed by the lovely sunshine

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a cuppa now it’s the afternoon? "

There's no time limit on tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black coffee no sugar - on a diet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea no sugar please. Im sweet enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White coffee, four sugars please

some cookies wouldn't go a miss ta

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black coffee no sugar - on a diet lol"

Diets are for losers

Here's ya brew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea no sugar please. Im sweet enough

I'm sure you are

Help yourself to the biscuits!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White coffee, four sugars please

some cookies wouldn't go a miss ta "

Four?! May I recommend a dentist lol

Cookies are complimentary

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