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The two toed sloth....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

....craps once a week and the excrement weighs a third of its body weight.

They obviously don’t use Senokot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like my husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like my husband "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine how satisfying that poo must be for them. It's been brewing up for a week, and when it's time to finally unload. It must speed them up by around many cm's per hour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I bet a roll of bog paper lasts ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's like me dropping a 2 n three quarter stone log

Fooooook that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bet a roll of bog paper lasts ages."

Or they just grab another sloth. It's not like they can run off is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The two toed sloth actually has three toes on its feet and two fingers on each hand..... True, I married one called julie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends of mine sponsor one in the Zoo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Friends of mine sponsor one in the Zoo. "

Really? What do they sponsor it doing? I mean, a sponsored walk would take forever.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I once saw a vid of two sloths fighting up a tree.

Well, I say fighting but it more resembled two old men gently and verrrryyyyy slowwwllllyyyy patting one another until one got bored and veerrrryyy slllloooowwwwwlllyyyyy retreated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Friends of mine sponsor one in the Zoo.

Really? What do they sponsor it doing? I mean, a sponsored walk would take forever."
no just so they can keep it alive with food and stuff most zoo's will let you sponsor an animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once saw a vid of two sloths fighting up a tree.

Well, I say fighting but it more resembled two old men gently and verrrryyyyy slowwwllllyyyy patting one another until one got bored and veerrrryyy slllloooowwwwwlllyyyyy retreated "

Was that the Linnaeus's or the Hoffman two toed sloth?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I once saw a vid of two sloths fighting up a tree.

Well, I say fighting but it more resembled two old men gently and verrrryyyyy slowwwllllyyyy patting one another until one got bored and veerrrryyy slllloooowwwwwlllyyyyy retreated

Was that the Linnaeus's or the Hoffman two toed sloth? "

Ha ha - I’m not quite sure; I think one was called Sid though.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once saw a vid of two sloths fighting up a tree.

Well, I say fighting but it more resembled two old men gently and verrrryyyyy slowwwllllyyyy patting one another until one got bored and veerrrryyy slllloooowwwwwlllyyyyy retreated

Was that the Linnaeus's or the Hoffman two toed sloth?

Ha ha - I’m not quite sure; I think one was called Sid though..... "

Ahhhh I see, mine was called Julie, she couldn't cook and was slow and hairy, but I loved her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure I'd be comfortable picking one up now. The skightest squeeze and you could set it off! Do you think that's WHY they move so slow? Clogged up, daren't run incase they unclinch by accident?

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