FabSwingers.com forum: Valentine’s Day poems

By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

Violets are blue

Roses are thorny

Just so you know ....

You make me horny

Give us your best Vday poem ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are flowers,

And pebbles are stones,

Here's a big shout out to those on their own.

Think yourself lucky

and try not to sob,

Look on the bright side,

You're not with a knob

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Roses are red

The grass is green

I'll open my legs

So fill me with cream

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I dedicate this heartfelt Valentine’s poem to Kelly Brook:

Your wondrous curves,

Cause my cock to throb,

Please may I insert it,

Inside your gob?

(Be sure to treat her with respect guys!)

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Oh I just put mine as my status!

Its valentines day

So I'm having a shandy

Play your cards right

And I'll give you a handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My attempt at poetry/apology

I'm kinda lucky that I've got a nice guy

didn't bat an eye when I told him I'm bi

I watched his smile grow with the seeds that i'd sown

That I'm also turned on when he meets on his own

A profile for him and a profile for me,

Soon realised the forum was the best place to be

A few profile tweaks and soon we were set,

To make a connection with peeps on the net

My fingers were crossed I'd get sent a pic,

Of my hubby's cut cock being enjoyed with a lick

I still perved the hot pics, so many nice breasts

A fab would be granted to the ones I liked best

But still I kept hoping that soon I would find,

A lady for fun, who had the same dirty mind

A lady to join us for some mff fun,

A snog and a fondle maybe a spank of the bum

I'd like to surprise him with a night filled with sex,

With kissing and licking, on bodies, on necks

I know this will be a great way to get hard,

I hope he forgives me for forgetting his card!

Its not the first time I've forgotten to buy

A card or a gift for my really hot guy

So here I am publicly, professing such sorrow

I'm so sorry baby, I thought Valentine's was tomorrow

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Roses are flowers,

And pebbles are stones,

Here's a big shout out to those on their own.

Think yourself lucky

and try not to sob,

Look on the bright side,

You're not with a knob

And that's a good job

It's yourself that your pleasin

When four fingers you sqeeze in

You sit when you do it

And hum your way through it

Thrapp your clit this and that way

Till it looks like a chewit.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘An ode to a labia’ : By William Wordsworth

‘Oh labia, thou petals as though of a rose,

And when I behold thou,

My pork sword doth grow.’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are shit

Violets are shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘An ode to a labia’ : By William Wordsworth

‘Oh labia, thou petals as though of a rose,

And when I behold thou,

My pork sword doth grow.’

Where’s mine? I did you one ages ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses aren't always red,

Violets aren't blue, they're violet.

That's about it for my poetic prowess,

Just let me sit on your face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Get down the shops

Because chocolates and flowers will all be half price now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are yellow

They also are pink

As we cannot fuck

I'll just send you this wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are flowers,

And pebbles are stones,

Here's a big shout out to those on their own.

Think yourself lucky

and try not to sob,

Look on the bright side,

You're not with a knob

And that's a good job

It's yourself that your pleasin

When four fingers you sqeeze in

You sit when you do it

And hum your way through it

Thrapp your clit this and that way

Till it looks like a chewit."

I like your style Granny,

I really won't sob,

While my fingers are thrapping,

I don't need a knob,

But when it's all over,

And I'm alone when I do it,

My clit will resemble that fucking chewit.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"‘An ode to a labia’ : By William Wordsworth

‘Oh labia, thou petals as though of a rose,

And when I behold thou,

My pork sword doth grow.’

Pork sword in the mornin'

Without any warning'

Doth keep a lass healthy and wealthy and gay.

Pork sword in the after

Bring great peals of laughter

Anst makes a man jolly and smiley all day

But pork sword up the chunder

Tis not any wonder

Makes her eyes go like this

Even only half way !

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"‘An ode to a labia’ : By William Wordsworth

‘Oh labia, thou petals as though of a rose,

And when I behold thou,

My pork sword doth grow.’

Where’s mine? I did you one ages ago!"

He he; Just for you m’lady:

‘Roses may be red,

But my balls have turned blue,

Might I therefore empty,

Their contents in you?’

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"‘An ode to a labia’ : By William Wordsworth

‘Oh labia, thou petals as though of a rose,

And when I behold thou,

My pork sword doth grow.’

Pork sword in the mornin'

Without any warning'

Doth keep a lass healthy and wealthy and gay.

Pork sword in the after

Bring great peals of laughter

Anst makes a man jolly and smiley all day

But pork sword up the chunder

Tis not any wonder

Makes her eyes go like this

Even only half way !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘An ode to a labia’ : By William Wordsworth

‘Oh labia, thou petals as though of a rose,

And when I behold thou,

My pork sword doth grow.’

Where’s mine? I did you one ages ago!

He he; Just for you m’lady:

‘Roses may be red,

But my balls have turned blue,

Might I therefore empty,

Their contents in you?’

Ah how romantic thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She loves me, she loves my cock

She loves the way it fills a sock

I try my best to tease and please her

She loves it when I feed her beaver

I love her back, more than I can say

No one else makes me feel this way

But tomorrow she'll have gone away

And I'll want someone new who'll play

With my cock for another day,

3 cheers for Fab hip hip hooray!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

My knickers get wet

Just thinking of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touch the skin with your fingertips, feel like I'm breathless I like it! With the tongue draw the outline of my breasts...and I will cum on you like a beast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are White. Just like a swan, She liked double entendre's. So I gave her one

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Roses are red

Sometimes they're pink

I like your Willy

When it's up my stink

Sorry, I've had a few

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By *roseley OneMan
over a year ago

Borth

"Roses are red

Sometimes they're pink

I like your Willy

When it's up my stink

Sorry, I've had a few

Love it...thank you for making me smile

Steve

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By *ememberTheName OP Man
over a year ago

barnsley

"My attempt at poetry/apology

I'm kinda lucky that I've got a nice guy

didn't bat an eye when I told him I'm bi

I watched his smile grow with the seeds that i'd sown

That I'm also turned on when he meets on his own

A profile for him and a profile for me,

Soon realised the forum was the best place to be

A few profile tweaks and soon we were set,

To make a connection with peeps on the net

My fingers were crossed I'd get sent a pic,

Of my hubby's cut cock being enjoyed with a lick

I still perved the hot pics, so many nice breasts

A fab would be granted to the ones I liked best

But still I kept hoping that soon I would find,

A lady for fun, who had the same dirty mind

A lady to join us for some mff fun,

A snog and a fondle maybe a spank of the bum

I'd like to surprise him with a night filled with sex,

With kissing and licking, on bodies, on necks

I know this will be a great way to get hard,

I hope he forgives me for forgetting his card!

Its not the first time I've forgotten to buy

A card or a gift for my really hot guy

So here I am publicly, professing such sorrow

I'm so sorry baby, I thought Valentine's was tomorrow

Great effort everyone but this takes an A* my favourite

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston

"Roses are red

Sometimes they're pink

I like your Willy

When it's up my stink

Sorry, I've had a few

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Roses are red

Green is the grass

I want you

To fuck my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She loves me, she loves my cock

She loves the way it fills a sock

I try my best to tease and please her

She loves it when I feed her beaver

I love her back, more than I can say

No one else makes me feel this way

But tomorrow she'll have gone away

And I'll want someone new who'll play

With my cock for another day,

3 cheers for Fab hip hip hooray!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

it elementary,

Let's ring up a friend,

And try double - entry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My attempt at poetry/apology

I'm kinda lucky that I've got a nice guy

didn't bat an eye when I told him I'm bi

I watched his smile grow with the seeds that i'd sown

That I'm also turned on when he meets on his own

A profile for him and a profile for me,

Soon realised the forum was the best place to be

A few profile tweaks and soon we were set,

To make a connection with peeps on the net

My fingers were crossed I'd get sent a pic,

Of my hubby's cut cock being enjoyed with a lick

I still perved the hot pics, so many nice breasts

A fab would be granted to the ones I liked best

But still I kept hoping that soon I would find,

A lady for fun, who had the same dirty mind

A lady to join us for some mff fun,

A snog and a fondle maybe a spank of the bum

I'd like to surprise him with a night filled with sex,

With kissing and licking, on bodies, on necks

I know this will be a great way to get hard,

I hope he forgives me for forgetting his card!

Its not the first time I've forgotten to buy

A card or a gift for my really hot guy

So here I am publicly, professing such sorrow

I'm so sorry baby, I thought Valentine's was tomorrow

Going on what you've wrote I'm pretty sure you'll be forgiven...did he forget your card?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Lily, my one and only,

I can hardly wait till I see her,

Silly, I know I'm silly,

Cause I'm hanging in this tree,

In the hopes that she will catch a glimpse of me,

And thru her window shade,

I watch her shadow move,

I wonder if she.......?

Lily, my one and only,

Love is in my heart and in your eyes,

Will she, or won't she want him?

No one knows for sure,

But an officer is knocking at my door,

And thru her window shade,

I watch her shadow move,

I wonder if she could only see me?

And when I'm with her I feel fine,

If I could kiss her I wouldn't mind the time, it took to find,

My lily, my one and only,

I can hardly wait till I see her,

Oh lily, I know you love me,

Cause as they're dragging me away,

I swear I saw her raise her hand and wave (goodbye).......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had some disgusting ones from my fb but tooo rude to publish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue.

Rhyming is hard,

Can I eat your pussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had some disgusting ones from my fb but tooo rude to publish "

Nothing is too rude - go on, try and shock us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pass or a kiss,

A snog or a fuck,

you post on the forums

but your out of luck

The white knights defend

to the bitter end

and cry wank to sleep

with a weeping bellend

The people of shadow

who'll fill in later

whose one word replies

sound just like a cheese grater

The Virtuous couples

who want to be three

will ignore the men

till it's time to dp

The Unicorn Women

who don't wear a ring

every one hunts them

they want a play thing.

The barebackers too

"But It's Russian Roulette"

On Fab mention creampie

to bring on the Tourettes.

The players, the stayers,

the boomerangs too

We all visit fab

when we're sat on the loo

we're all oddballs really

who do our own thing

One fact to be sure of

we all love to swing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pass or a kiss,

A snog or a fuck,

you post on the forums

but your out of luck

The white knights defend

to the bitter end

and cry wank to sleep

with a weeping bellend

The people of shadow

who'll fill in later

whose one word replies

sound just like a cheese grater

The Virtuous couples

who want to be three

will ignore the men

till it's time to dp

The Unicorn Women

who don't wear a ring

every one hunts them

they want a play thing.

The barebackers too

"But It's Russian Roulette"

On Fab mention creampie

to bring on the Tourettes.

The players, the stayers,

the boomerangs too

We all visit fab

when we're sat on the loo

we're all oddballs really

who do our own thing

One fact to be sure of

we all love to swing!

Yaaaaaay that's ace!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Roses are red

The sky is grey

I bought you this card

With my jsa

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

It's valentines

Poems are a bore

Get on your knees

You dirty whore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pass or a kiss,

A snog or a fuck,

you post on the forums

but your out of luck

The white knights defend

to the bitter end

and cry wank to sleep

with a weeping bellend

The people of shadow

who'll fill in later

whose one word replies

sound just like a cheese grater

The Virtuous couples

who want to be three

will ignore the men

till it's time to dp

The Unicorn Women

who don't wear a ring

every one hunts them

they want a play thing.

The barebackers too

"But It's Russian Roulette"

On Fab mention creampie

to bring on the Tourettes.

The players, the stayers,

the boomerangs too

We all visit fab

when we're sat on the loo

we're all oddballs really

who do our own thing

One fact to be sure of

we all love to swing!

*Ghengis smiles broadly from cheek to weather-beaten cheek, nods his head in respect*

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

[Removed by poster at 14/02/19 23:39:14]

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"It's valentines

Poems are a bore

Get on your knees

You dirty whore"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My attempt at poetry/apology

I'm kinda lucky that I've got a nice guy

didn't bat an eye when I told him I'm bi

I watched his smile grow with the seeds that i'd sown

That I'm also turned on when he meets on his own

A profile for him and a profile for me,

Soon realised the forum was the best place to be

A few profile tweaks and soon we were set,

To make a connection with peeps on the net

My fingers were crossed I'd get sent a pic,

Of my hubby's cut cock being enjoyed with a lick

I still perved the hot pics, so many nice breasts

A fab would be granted to the ones I liked best

But still I kept hoping that soon I would find,

A lady for fun, who had the same dirty mind

A lady to join us for some mff fun,

A snog and a fondle maybe a spank of the bum

I'd like to surprise him with a night filled with sex,

With kissing and licking, on bodies, on necks

I know this will be a great way to get hard,

I hope he forgives me for forgetting his card!

Its not the first time I've forgotten to buy

A card or a gift for my really hot guy

So here I am publicly, professing such sorrow

I'm so sorry baby, I thought Valentine's was tomorrow

Going on what you've wrote I'm pretty sure you'll be forgiven...did he forget your card?

*sigh* no, it was a lush card as well, guess I'm not going to win the 'Wife of the Year' award

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