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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just a bit of fun to get people guessing what the hell the conversation was about. Post on here, the last text message you received. No explanation just the last message on your phone.

Mine is........

“Ok kiddo. See you there”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a dog? Weird.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mine was "damn, a whole year. I'll be past my sell by date". X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your fired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just let yourself in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha. You have me guessing already

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Where are you?"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A hotel comfirmation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desk xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a great butt what can I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*insert kiss emojis* krásneho Valentína

Kitten

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

That's where the sprocket is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's where the sprocket is "

Is it in your pocket

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Please can I borrow your car, mines fxcxd

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

Fantastic news!!!!

xx

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"That's where the sprocket is

Is it in your pocket "

Haha no but my key is under the mat for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘That’s impressive’ and for once I wasn’t talking about his cock!

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By *wesomepearWoman
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

“Happy Valentines Day gorgeous girl

X”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

“Oi get off of fab. You’re supposed to be working”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You did ok as you checked car and delivered sure where would u get that service anywhere Lol. Much appreciated . Will text u tomorrow thanks again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you in Manchester and get lots of sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

50% off when you spend £40+

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I've just noticed:

Appt reminder for Ms Phleb the Phlebotomist........

Surely that cannot be real??

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

One before that was:

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just noticed:

Appt reminder for Ms Phleb the Phlebotomist........

Surely that cannot be real?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need a hand finishing off"

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

‘A cactus?’

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Certificate ordered!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm okay XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok his bus is late so we won't be back until after 4 xxx

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

Believe it or not my last was..

Two is better than 1 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a wonderful woman x

- From my bestie

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

Hope there's no mushrooms !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which hole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was work

I have been holding the bench for you. Could you please call me today on xxxxx xxxxxx

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"boot emoji, peach emoji"

Doesn't take a vivid imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok sweets xx

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By *pforfun1234562016Couple
over a year ago

leamington spa


"Which hole?"
which did you choose lol

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By *pforfun1234562016Couple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Whats for tea ime starving

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"Voicemail has 17 new messages. Please dial 121"

(Yep, I HATE answering the phone)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Voicemail has 17 new messages. Please dial 121"

(Yep, I HATE answering the phone)"

Haha me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What time you're out

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Try harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright pal cottey from UK it's not on the van is it

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I don't really go in for valentines day, I'd let you lick my butt hole any day of the year

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't really go in for valentines day, I'd let you lick my butt hole any day of the year "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God no, I'm already bad enough xD"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok son have great evening x

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

[Removed by poster at 14/02/19 18:53:16]

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Happy valentines day x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna sink my beef into YOU

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

"See you at 8 xxx"

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I'd rather let someone shit in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd rather let someone shit in my mouth. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which hole?which did you choose lol"

Ha ha x it was a difficult question to answer seeing as I wasn't there

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By *hatguyJoeMan
over a year ago

Preston

Yes please will need a drink for my sanity! Xx

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

X

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

No , why ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, Really does seem to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure we could arrange somethingxx"

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Absolutely!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call me when he's gone out and I'll cum round

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Call me when he's gone out and I'll cum round"

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

I'll Unload at 8:00am

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Back at ya my lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santander A/C ending ****: Your current balance is £****.**. This is below the limit you set in your alerts (your available balance may differ).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pretty one you mean?

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west

That's fine see you tomorrow xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the axe is in the usual place!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Sorry I didn't realise it was stuck, I gave it a couple of good pushes but it felt like it was the lock holding it and I didn't want to damage anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very sexy XX

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Oh I thought it was last message sent lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh I thought it was last message sent lol "

There is always one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sleep well. "

Well hopefully you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why thank you

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By *rygveMan
over a year ago

The Shires

Make it a large black. I’ll need it

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By *rinthiaMan
over a year ago

dundee

That was quick, I’ll nip round later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least do it in our car park

Ads

What’s our username? Lol xx

Geeky

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad it's a two way yearning

Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

3 "Love heart eye" emoji

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I'll see you there around that time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full English if you wanna pop round

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