FabSwingers.com forum: "Make you..."

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cum, squirt, gush, weak at the knees.

At what point in sexual liaisons do we need to have a tick box of things to be done?

"I'll make you cum"

"I guarantee you will squirt"

On the basis it is generally men that make these assertions, do women pay any attention to these superpowers?

Gents, by promising you will deliver an orgasm first, has it made your inbox overflow?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

The ones who promise the most usually deliver the least!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I ignore such things as meaningless bravado.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing in life is guaranteed...... except for death and taxes

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

thats the point i block

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Puts me off if anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ignore it.

I fucked a guy a few times who swore he had the technique to make any women squirt. Didn’t work.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Those messages tend to be like someone's only ever watched porn with special effects and never seen a naked woman in person. Naive as to what's possible.

It might be that they're telling the truth, but I can't tell given how far up their own arses they often sound.

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Such promises smack of desperation to me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I ignore it.

I fucked a guy a few times who swore he had the technique to make any women squirt. Didn’t work. "

Ooh that's a turn off. No you can't and no you won't, go away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under promise, over deliver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ignore it.

I fucked a guy a few times who swore he had the technique to make any women squirt. Didn’t work.

Ooh that's a turn off. No you can't and no you won't, go away. "

Honestly I fancied him for yeaaaaars and when he found me on here I thought fuck yeah. Wish I just kept it to my imagination, couldn’t even make me cum, despite swearing he could

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I ignore it.

I fucked a guy a few times who swore he had the technique to make any women squirt. Didn’t work.

Ooh that's a turn off. No you can't and no you won't, go away.

Honestly I fancied him for yeaaaaars and when he found me on here I thought fuck yeah. Wish I just kept it to my imagination, couldn’t even make me cum, despite swearing he could

Fair enough, and shame. I meant on here mostly. The ones with the magical squirting touch etc. My eyes roll so hard I worry they'll get stuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Under promise and over deliver. That’s the secret.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Cum, squirt, gush, weak at the knees.

At what point in sexual liaisons do we need to have a tick box of things to be done?

"I'll make you cum"

"I guarantee you will squirt"

On the basis it is generally men that make these assertions, do women pay any attention to these superpowers?

Gents, by promising you will deliver an orgasm first, has it made your inbox overflow?"

These men really don't have a clue about how individual women work..

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Anyone that suggests they can "make" anyone do anything sexually obviously has no idea that we're all different, have different things that tick our boxes and push our buttons and react in different ways to each other - and that half the fun of having sex is finding those things out as you go along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ignore it.

I fucked a guy a few times who swore he had the technique to make any women squirt. Didn’t work.

Ooh that's a turn off. No you can't and no you won't, go away.

Honestly I fancied him for yeaaaaars and when he found me on here I thought fuck yeah. Wish I just kept it to my imagination, couldn’t even make me cum, despite swearing he could

Fair enough, and shame. I meant on here mostly. The ones with the magical squirting touch etc. My eyes roll so hard I worry they'll get stuck. "

Oh yeah, he promised me all this once finding me on here. Swore he had the magic touch.

But most men on here swear blind they will make me cum and squirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Under promise and over deliver. That’s the secret. "

I tell men I’m shit in bed so they’re pleasantly surprised when I’m okay

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By *r GreyfoxMan
over a year ago

Newport

How would anyone take a statement like those serious

It’s about if you klick or have that spark with someone and that’s a rare thing

I do have the ability to piss people off lol that’s a statement I can keep too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone that suggests they can "make" anyone do anything sexually obviously has no idea that we're all different, have different things that tick our boxes and push our buttons and react in different ways to each other - and that half the fun of having sex is finding those things out as you go along

Exactly this. I want to meet with someone I can relax with and see how we "work" together. I don't want the pressure of having set goals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It stems from many women being so over demanding of men on here, sometimes to the point of being unreasonable. If you want to guarantee a woman screams after sex wipe your cock on the curtains. Never fails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It stems from many women being so over demanding of men on here, sometimes to the point of being unreasonable. If you want to guarantee a woman screams after sex wipe your cock on the curtains. Never fails."

I think it stems from desperate men (I don’t have many women messaging me but they’ve never made false promises)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum, squirt, gush, weak at the knees.

At what point in sexual liaisons do we need to have a tick box of things to be done?

"I'll make you cum"

"I guarantee you will squirt"

On the basis it is generally men that make these assertions, do women pay any attention to these superpowers?

Gents, by promising you will deliver an orgasm first, has it made your inbox overflow?"

I promise that I make no guarantees *crosses fingers*

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd say it's more about some men thinking they can lie to selfishly get their end away, overhyped porn industry etc.

Do I expect (an) orgasm(s)? Yes. But that's not actually difficult and I've had enough shit sex. I don't deliver shit sex and if it's demanding to ask the same in return, well, I'm demanding and tough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a man sends me messages with lists of things he will do/can make me do my brain goes on a little holiday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When a man sends me messages with lists of things he will do/can make me do my brain goes on a little holiday."
Anywhere nice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Empty promises. No two women are the same so it’s impossible to guarantee anything!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say it's more about some men thinking they can lie to selfishly get their end away, overhyped porn industry etc.

Like the ones who say they love giving oral but suddenly develop amnesia when they meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When a man sends me messages with lists of things he will do/can make me do my brain goes on a little holiday.Anywhere nice?"

Anywhere but with him in bed.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Cum, squirt, gush, weak at the knees.

At what point in sexual liaisons do we need to have a tick box of things to be done?

"I'll make you cum"

"I guarantee you will squirt"

On the basis it is generally men that make these assertions, do women pay any attention to these superpowers?

Gents, by promising you will deliver an orgasm first, has it made your inbox overflow?"

You know my feelings on the subject!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum, squirt, gush, weak at the knees.

At what point in sexual liaisons do we need to have a tick box of things to be done?

"I'll make you cum"

"I guarantee you will squirt"

On the basis it is generally men that make these assertions, do women pay any attention to these superpowers?

Gents, by promising you will deliver an orgasm first, has it made your inbox overflow?

You know my feelings on the subject!"

Hence the post

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'd say it's more about some men thinking they can lie to selfishly get their end away, overhyped porn industry etc.

Like the ones who say they love giving oral but suddenly develop amnesia when they meet?"

I find most of those are telling the truth, so far. I'm thinking more the ones who think I'm going to flood the room squirting at just the sight of their glorious manhood or other similar hyperbolic nonsense. You've never had a lover like me etc. Ffs be a real person.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

If i was chatting to someone and they started claiming things like that,would put me right off and I would stop chatting .

Says to me its all about them .

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

In three years on here I've never once come across a woman who demands anything - certainly not when it comes down to how we will perform once we get intimate.

I've seen plenty of men though who make wild claims about their abilities and what they will "do" to any willing partner.

The only "demands" I've ever seen women make, and I think they're more desires to be honest, are for decency, consideration and a little respect.

Sure some of them might have preferences about body type etc - but they're not demands just preferences and things they like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always come away with at least 1 first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. They’ll be lucky if I can get it up never mind a checklist

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I want someone who wants to help me achieve what I want from sex, not what he thinks I want.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Such promises smack of desperation to me

You had me at smack....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no desire to be 'done'. Just un-done

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

No not a bit if a guy has to claim he can do X,Y and Z then I assume he is trying to persuade himself he can do them. The quietly confident people who don't have to claim the world about themselves are more appealing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just so as you all no I'm crap at sex

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"The ones who promise the most usually deliver the least!

This is so true!! I dont treat this place any differant then in my real life. So no I dont meet anyone with a tick list in hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should always underpromise and over deliver.

I’ve slept with one person who claimed he could make me squirt, but with him it was quiet confidence rather than bravado. He lived up to his claim, four times in quick succession.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

There are men in this thread who have stated that they always make women come first and insist on ‘ladies first’. Just stop it. Now.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"There are men in this thread who have stated that they always make women come first and insist on ‘ladies first’. Just stop it. Now."

Unless you're meeting me - then you better friggin' well!!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"There are men in this thread who have stated that they always make women come first and insist on ‘ladies first’. Just stop it. Now.

Unless you're meeting me - then you better friggin' well!!

All that frantic rubbing/licking/fiddling just so they can get their cock in as fast as possible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would much prefer "I'd like you to feel completely relaxed in my company, and I'll do what I can to make it so"

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I would much prefer "I'd like you to feel completely relaxed in my company, and I'll do what I can to make it so"

Oi!! That's my best line don't go giving it away for free

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

"I would much prefer "I'd like you to feel completely relaxed in my company, and I'll do what I can to make it so"

the rest follows much more easily then.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones who promise the most usually deliver the least!

In that case I promise nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. I've had men say they will shave my pussy. They've never completed the job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing anything like that on a profile would make me move on.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"There are men in this thread who have stated that they always make women come first and insist on ‘ladies first’. Just stop it. Now.

Unless you're meeting me - then you better friggin' well!!

All that frantic rubbing/licking/fiddling just so they can get their cock in as fast as possible?"

Lol, I'll have none of that thank you.....not more than once anyway!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"The ones who promise the most usually deliver the least!

In that case I promise nothing

Wise man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would much prefer "I'd like you to feel completely relaxed in my company, and I'll do what I can to make it so"

Oi!! That's my best line don't go giving it away for free

#manmantra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good point, it could be one of the reasons. All the over the top verifications, demanding angry profiles and deleting messages with no reply. The men could just be trying something new to get a response.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones who promise the most usually deliver the least!

So this

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"The ones who promise the most usually deliver the least!

In that case I promise nothing

Wise man!

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you have to watch the quiet ones

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The ones who promise the most usually deliver the least!

Always better to under-promise and over-deliver.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

New to them? It's not a novel approach, on here or out there.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Those messages tend to be like someone's only ever watched porn with special effects and never seen a naked woman in person. Naive as to what's possible.

It might be that they're telling the truth, but I can't tell given how far up their own arses they often sound. "

I totally agree!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

It does absolutely nothing for me. I also don’t believe it

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I also hate "bet you can't handle me".

Mate, you overestimate yourself significantly.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

At my age I'd be happy with a promise of a cuppa tea and some biscuits

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Sex happens between two (or more) people, or so I hear....

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Sex happens between two (or more) people, or so I hear...."

That's a rumour you can't believe everything you hear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking of spending the night with Johnny Depp makes me cum in under 30 seconds

Always had a thing for him.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Sex happens between two (or more) people, or so I hear....

That's a rumour you can't believe everything you hear

I was obviously labouring under the misapprehension that sex wasn't something you could "do to" someone....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Sex happens between two (or more) people, or so I hear....

That's a rumour you can't believe everything you hear

I was obviously labouring under the misapprehension that sex wasn't something you could "do to" someone...."

Well, there are ways, but not usually pleasant ones.

I expect they think they'll do most of the work and have most of the impact due to their glorious superior sexuality or some nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can do it

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