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`Silly valentines rhymes. - Have fun

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By *urreylover OP   Man
over a year ago

Guildford

Rhymes that you'll not find in the card shops. I'm sure you can have fun writing more

I'm your rampant stud

You're my willing tart

I love you so much

With your legs apart

This valentines’ poem

Is sent from the heart

The sentiment’s sweet

Unlike the smell of your fart

Your pussy's divine

Your juices so sweet

It's a pity the smell’s

not the same from your feet

It's valentines day

When lovers write verse

But there's no sex tonight

It's the monthly curse

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Roses are red

Violets are passive

Wicked, wicked,

Jungle is massive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're the gin

To my tonic

I'm 48 now

And no longer bionic

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Roses are red

Violets are twisted

Bend over now ,you're gonna get fisted "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd send you a card without hesitation,

I'd even make a hotel reservation,

I'd buy you a necklace as a special treat,

But I know the Mrs will find the receipt

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

roses are red

violets are twisted

bend over love

you're gonna get fisted

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By *uan KnightMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I don’t wear them

What colour have you?

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Roses are red

My name is Dave

This makes no sense.

Microwave.

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By *itenDaysCouple
over a year ago

Vale of Glamorgan

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If I was the bubbles in your bath

I’d tickle your balls to make you laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

violets are red,

daffodils are red,

Carnations are red,

Tulips are red,

Snowdrops are red,

Primroses are red......the result of a sustained knife attack at the florist...

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Roses are red,

Delivered by my postie,

I want to pull your cunt apart,

Like a ham and cheese toastie

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Roses are red,

Delivered by my postie,

I want to pull your cunt apart,

Like a ham and cheese toastie "

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By *ourHotSpotMan
over a year ago

Horny Hornchurch

Roses are red

Nuts are brown

Skirts go up

Pants go down

Body to body, skin to skin

When it’s stiff stick it in

The longer it’s in

The stronger it gets

It goes in dry and comes out wet

It comes out dripping and starts to sag

It’s not what you think....

It’s a teabag

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