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By *ixFoot2nFun4U OP   Man
over a year ago

gosport

So it's Valentines day, what is your favourite rhyme

Here is mine

Roses are red,

The end is nigh,

Bite the pillow,

I'm going in dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Be back in a minute

I'm off for a poo...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a gun so get in the back of the van

I'm going to fuck you

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so are you

But the roses are wilted

The violets are dead

The sugar bowl's empty

And so is your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

I've got a gun so get in the back of the van

I'm going to fuck you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet

And so are you

But the roses are wilted

The violets are dead

The sugar bowl's empty

And so is your head"

I used to put a fake rose in a bunch and say I will love until the last one dies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are ace.

Give me a wink

And come sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You look like you live in a shed

But I'm not good enough you

Don't flatter yourself that I want you in bed

I'd rather watch porn than bow down to you

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

You look like you live in a shed

But I'm not good enough you

Don't flatter yourself that I want you in bed

I'd rather watch porn than bow down to you

Xxxx"

Wow!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

You look like you live in a shed

But I'm not good enough you

Don't flatter yourself that I want you in bed

I'd rather watch porn than bow down to you

Xxxx

Wow! "

Bitter about something maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

You look like you live in a shed

But I'm not good enough you

Don't flatter yourself that I want you in bed

I'd rather watch porn than bow down to you

Xxxx

Wow! "

I'm a poet

And I didn't even know it

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'd like to put

My penis in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Tories are blue

Brexit is shit

But my boobs are huge

Sorry. Shit effort but I'm tired and full of cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m bad at poems

So fancy a fuck?

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By *ixFoot2nFun4U OP   Man
over a year ago

gosport

Oh as you put it so well yes please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Ice cream is cold

Now get fucking naked

And do as you're told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

Violets are blue

You look like you live in a shed

But I'm not good enough you

Don't flatter yourself that I want you in bed

I'd rather watch porn than bow down to you

Xxxx

Wow!

Bitter about something maybe? "

Haha how did I know I was going to get a response like that.... ...it's not aimed at anyone it's called a joke and I suppose it's related to a lot of posts /threads from guys who complain about the hierarchy on here...hope that helps happy valentines day x

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Roses are red (they're also white, yellow, sometimes verigated and even black)

Violets are blue (they're not, they're violet)

I'm a little pedantic

You wouldn't want to marry me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Violets are blue

Roses are white

Douche your anus

We're pegging tonight

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Roses are red

They are also pink

Two in the vag

One in the stink

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Violets are purple

My scissors are blunt

Happy valentines

you horrible cunt

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Violets are purple

My scissors are blunt

Happy valentines

you horrible cunt "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are pretty

I’ll fuck your arse

If it isn’t too shitty

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Roses are red

Violets are pretty

I’ll fuck your arse

If it isn’t too shitty"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue,

I got Fuck All for Valentines Day

How ‘bout you?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Roses are red

Ink is black

Please can I

Spaff on your back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Valentine's Poem:

I'm all alone.

The End.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaghetti is straight

Pasta is Twisted

Now lube up your holes

Your about to be fisted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are brown

Never mind the fucking poem

Get your knickers down....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

Violets are brown

Never mind the fucking poem

Get your knickers down.... "

Shocking. Can I steal this please? X

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

It's valentines

There's no need to be afraid

On Valentine's

We let in love and banish hate

And in our world of fabbers

We can spread our legs for boys

Throw your seed around the world

On Valentine's

But say a prayer, pray for the bitter ones.

On Valentine's, some are hard

Some are out having fun

There's a meet forum to pick from

Some people want it up the rear

Some people want bare back

But it gives some the fear

And the forum threads we read here

Are often filled with gloom

Well tonight I'm fucking him instead of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I got no cards,

So fuck all of you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Ahh ahh ah Choo!

Fucking flowers!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Open your mouth

And swallow my poo

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"It's valentines

There's no need to be afraid

On Valentine's

We let in love and banish hate

And in our world of fabbers

We can spread our legs for boys

Throw your seed around the world

On Valentine's

But say a prayer, pray for the bitter ones.

On Valentine's, some are hard

Some are out having fun

There's a meet forum to pick from

Some people want it up the rear

Some people want bare back

But it gives some the fear

And the forum threads we read here

Are often filled with gloom

Well tonight I'm fucking him instead of you.

"

Are you Bob Geldof or Midge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Valentines Day

Is a load of old Tripe

We can Fuck if you Like

It just needs a Wipe

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"It's valentines

There's no need to be afraid

On Valentine's

We let in love and banish hate

And in our world of fabbers

We can spread our legs for boys

Throw your seed around the world

On Valentine's

But say a prayer, pray for the bitter ones.

On Valentine's, some are hard

Some are out having fun

There's a meet forum to pick from

Some people want it up the rear

Some people want bare back

But it gives some the fear

And the forum threads we read here

Are often filled with gloom

Well tonight I'm fucking him instead of you.

Are you Bob Geldof or Midge?"

Bob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sit on my face

Till my lips turn blue

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By *ixFoot2nFun4U OP   Man
over a year ago

gosport

Roses are red

Sex is bliss

Except for when she

Has syphilis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Roses are red

Violets are brown

Never mind the fucking poem

Get your knickers down....

Shocking. Can I steal this please? X"

Yes, course you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Just close your eyes

And I'll kiss you x

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"It's valentines

There's no need to be afraid

On Valentine's

We let in love and banish hate

And in our world of fabbers

We can spread our legs for boys

Throw your seed around the world

On Valentine's

But say a prayer, pray for the bitter ones.

On Valentine's, some are hard

Some are out having fun

There's a meet forum to pick from

Some people want it up the rear

Some people want bare back

But it gives some the fear

And the forum threads we read here

Are often filled with gloom

Well tonight I'm fucking him instead of you.

Are you Bob Geldof or Midge?

Bob. "

Thought so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red, and sometimes thorny

Now come to bed and let’s get horny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

You're as mad as a hatter

Let me splatter your face

With my willy batter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Why oh why am I alone in bed ,

Give me a chance and I might suprise you

Pretty good at this poem malarkey

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