FabSwingers.com forum: Parents on Fab!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would be your reaction if you found your parents here on Fab? Would you watch their videos, look at their pics, request friendship?

I think i would hav a heart attack!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I shudder with anticipation of the answers that will appear.

please god...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laugh me tits off and block em lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Block, block, block and pray to god they haven't seen me on cam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do what i did when i found my ex husband... read his verifications, check them out, laugh my tits off and block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would shit myself lol x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"What would be your reaction if you found your parents here on Fab? Would you watch their videos, look at their pics, request friendship?

I think i would hav a heart attack!!"

I wouldn't be surprised as they used to swing in the 70s (car-keys in a bowl type of parties) but there is no earthly way I'd want to see their pics etc. *shudder*

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By *nJ_NW_cplCouple
over a year ago

wirral

Be bloody amazed as they are both dead.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"do what i did when i found my ex husband... read his verifications, check them out, laugh my tits off and block

Good for you..............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would be your reaction if you found your parents here on Fab? Would you watch their videos, look at their pics, request friendship?

I think i would hav a heart attack!!"

I'd ask admin to apply the block so they won't even appear on our block list

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If my mum was here I'd give her a fuggin medal! Not to mention the bloke rattlin her bones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would think it was realy funny.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

if my parents were on here my mum has doone a brilliant job of being a prude for the last 80 years lol

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Arrange a social and not rule out fun on the first meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be bloody amazed as they are both dead."

Sorry! But that's made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hahaha....so general consensus is. every1 would run a mile! good!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not parents on here but was at a stag do years ago when a young guy realised his mother was one of the strippers.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

the only thing parents should read about their children is 'needs more attention paid in oral french' within the French class at secondary.

not 'she sucks cock like a dyson'

and vice versa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delete my profile and wash my eyeballs with bleach!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My mum thinks swinging is a dance so I doubt I am going to come across them here...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mum thinks swinging is a dance so I doubt I am going to come across them here... "

lol u'd be surprised....she may be a good actor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well i new my mum and dad was in this years ago ...... as a kid i would see there key partys at home and sit on the steps untill i had to go to bed. Now thay do very little old age has taken over and my dad had a stroke but thay must look back think thay had fun x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"My mum thinks swinging is a dance so I doubt I am going to come across them here...

lol u'd be surprised....she may be a good actor

Ermmm no I know them....

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

Was in Chams once when a bloke found his daughter on the round bed with a few guys. He wasn't happy but she stood her ground asking if her mother knew if he was there..

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

been for a social with a couple when the phone rang and the mum explained to her daughter taht she had someone from Fab with her - turns out her daughter was on Fab to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be bloody suprised if they appeared on here - one of them died 6 years ago

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I'd be bloody suprised if they appeared on here - one of them died 6 years ago

I shouldn't but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd talk to my mum, let her know that i was on here, i would block her profile and ask her to do the same to me.

If my mum wanted to be on fab why shouldn't she!, but i don't want to see what she is doing or who! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd need a clairvoyant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd need a clairvoyant

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ok i will get my cards out , lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd need a clairvoyant

ok i will get my cards out , lol x"

I doubt that 'look into my eyes' would work for you. The rest of you is too distracting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd need a clairvoyant

ok i will get my cards out , lol x

I doubt that 'look into my eyes' would work for you. The rest of you is too distracting!"
well my Autie was a clairvoyant just died has always said i had the gift i got her cards and ball , lol xx

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By *taryscorpCouple
over a year ago

boston

"My mum thinks swinging is a dance so I doubt I am going to come across them here... "

that what she is telling you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badcock69. Yes we had Lots of replys from my step son to his mothers advert in the daily sport, no way of stoping it at the time.I told her ,she had a good laugh.Boy was he hung. Don

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mum thinks swinging is a dance so I doubt I am going to come across them here... "

I'd like to think my parents think swing is a dance also. If I did see them on here, first block, then think i would need hypnosis to regress me to a time before I knew my parents were swingers lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be bloody amazed as they are both dead."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't let on that I knew unless they mentioned it to me first, and only then if they said they recognised our profile. Each to their own but I wouldn't want to know what they'd got up to and I'd have to insist that I knew who they'd played with as I'd hate the thought of playing with the same people.

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

"What would be your reaction if you found your parents here on Fab? Would you watch their videos, look at their pics, request friendship?

I think i would hav a heart attack!!"

Watch their videos? Where?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

My dad hasn’t recognised me in over a year, so I’d probably verify him…. hey guys need all the help they can get.

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By *awty nannaWoman
over a year ago

sheffield

well little bit different, but when first joined site ....found my eldest sons profile, hence no face pics of me !!!!!!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I suspect, from many accounts, that if my mum was on here, at least half of you would know her anyway.

+1 for the expired forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would be your reaction if you found your parents here on Fab? Would you watch their videos, look at their pics, request friendship?

I think i would hav a heart attack!!"

thankfully i'll never have that problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dads been gone so long, n mams 89 now so unlikely but if I ever had seen them on a swinging site, I'd just leave em to it. (and have a little snigger).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were contacted recently on another site by a guy, saying in his first message that his Indian mother had taught him lots of sensual and erotic massage techniques. He said it in the same way that you would tell someone that you mum taught you to ride a bike. He probably wouldn't mind his mum having a profile too

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By *attoo loversCouple
over a year ago

norwich

my mum keeps asking for porn film from my collection just hope i dont give her the home made ones

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laugh me tits off and block em lol xx

My parents would have been on somewhere like this if still with us.. lol

My dad thankfully can not work a pc...

I would however do same as I do with other family members I find.. smirk and block

actually when I told my Mum I was a swinger she looked very serious then said to me

"Sweetie, I was in my youth in the 60s, there is nothing you will do or say that will shock me" I then pulled a face and laughed.

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be pleased in a funny sort of way, cos they'd have come back to life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my mum keeps asking for porn film from my collection just hope i dont give her the home made ones

lol "

Bloody hell.. you lot do have such liberal parents I must say..

No doubt some of you share the odd spliff too, ha

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

"I'd be bloody suprised if they appeared on here - one of them died 6 years ago

arlways mak me laff la

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my mum keeps asking for porn film from my collection just hope i dont give her the home made ones

lol, do you wanna sell some of the home made ones ? lol

lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well little bit different, but when first joined site ....found my eldest sons profile, hence no face pics of me !!!!!!!

Mum? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well little bit different, but when first joined site ....found my eldest sons profile, hence no face pics of me !!!!!!!

we one the other hand were complimented on Sarahs figure when her dad found her Centre spread, ......literally in Escort Mag years ago, said he and her mum were proud of her, for having the guts to pose and have a figure like that, her mum I think was jealous as she must have been about a size 26 , Sarah at the time was a size 10.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

my parents are long gone,more to the point for me,i would curl up and die if my kids saw me on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was swinging with a female from Halifax for about 11 years.At that time we advertised in the Sport Newspaper. She had body to die for so we had thousands of replys every week ,One day I collected the mail from our PO Box number in Bradford ,I gave them to her to open ,Next I heard this scream from the Kitchen. She had received a reply from her 20yr old Son Showing the biggest cock I have seen and the explicit words You would not believe He wrote to us every week for a year and the photos got worse. Small world, don't you think

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

"What would be your reaction if you found your parents here on Fab? Would you watch their videos, look at their pics, request friendship? "

we'd report the profile to admin that must be fake as we've both lost both our parents so couldn't be genuine if last online within at least past 2 years

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

"What would be your reaction if you found your parents here on Fab? Would you watch their videos, look at their pics, request friendship?

I think i would hav a heart attack!!"

I'd call an exorcist! There both long dead

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I know a guy whose parents are on here and so is he although he doesn't know their profile name.

He has seen a video of them though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my parets arent really computer literate, so would be suprised if they were.

hoever, when i was young i found a contact mag in my dads 'top drawer' so it wouldnt suprise me if they used to (Em reckons thats where i got the bug lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was swinging with a female from Halifax for about 11 years.At that time we advertised in the Sport Newspaper. She had body to die for so we had thousands of replys every week ,One day I collected the mail from our PO Box number in Bradford ,I gave them to her to open ,Next I heard this scream from the Kitchen. She had received a reply from her 20yr old Son Showing the biggest cock I have seen and the explicit words You would not believe He wrote to us every week for a year and the photos got worse. Small world, don't you think "

wow! NOW THATS BAD!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"would shit myself lol x"

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By *ittle miss cock suckerWoman
over a year ago

Blackpool

if i found my mum on here would say are you havein fun mum if so enjoy as we only live once lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I would think bloody hell last week they had no idea how to shop on Ebay or send an Email and now they've found a swinging site

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Wouldn't bother me if my parents were swingers and on a site like this BUT I wouldn't want to see the pics!!!!!!!

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Mind you...I wouldn't want my kids seeing mine either!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow! NOW THATS BAD!"
but soooo funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

laugh it off and tell them to block us and we block them

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By *lubPartyPeepsCouple
over a year ago

London

A friend of mine met his parents at a club once.

They agreed to use different play rooms.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A friend of mine met his parents at a club once.

They agreed to use different play rooms.

ewwwwwww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if swinging runs in families?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When we 1st joined and before we posted any pics, Andy found his Aunty and uncle on here, they even sent us pics and messages. Deleted, blocked and to this day they dont know it was us, I hope not anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be like watching 2 turtles with there shells off....nooo way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well my mum decided to tell me about dads impotence in the cafe at M&S !

if ever there was a

moment, that was definately it !

let's just say i never did finish that chocolate flapjack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg it wouldn't happen.

My mum is so straight up and down sex is a disgusting word.

One night i was sat downstairs with my mate and could hear this knocking.

The next morning asked my mum about it.... she went bright red and said she was polishing the chest of drawers

I would be more scared of my kids coming across us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last year I made a Friday night trip to Le Chambre. So what you all say. Well, later in the evening was a drop dead gorgeous lass what I thought was around 20 in her bra n skirt messing about on the dance floor. Still fine? Well started chatting to a mid 40's tatoo'd single guy seated and I saw he was also admiring the _iew. He turns to me and let's me know that the lass in question is his 17 year old daughter who likes to show off!!!

I was rather taken aback to say the least- I'd never want to see my folks in the flesh at a swing club, but each to their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my dad would love to do this but my mum would never, she thinks sex is wrong

I know they would die if they knew about me, and so would I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my mum keeps asking for porn film from my collection just hope i dont give her the home made ones

lol "

A certain lady on here put her CD pirate copy of a James Bond film in the wrong cover and sent her mum her recently made porn film. She had a very odd phone call from her Mum's neighbours ..

Swear to god true story!

"Was in Chams once when a bloke found his daughter on the round bed with a few guys. He wasn't happy but she stood her ground asking if her mother knew if he was there..

Young couple at Chams walking down the stairs to the Jacuzzi / bar areas. Older couple at the bottom stood to one side until eyeball contact was made. Young lady shouts 'Dad! What are you and Mum doing here?'. To which he replies 'Happen the same as you ...' The Mother grabs her towel up over her ample boobs to avoid son in law's gaze and they all go to the bar. Women agree to keep in touch to avoid both going at the same time.

After which son in law asks mother in law if she fancied a play ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was in Chams once when a bloke found his daughter on the round bed with a few guys. He wasn't happy but she stood her ground asking if her mother knew if he was there..

Pmsl

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"What would be your reaction if you found your parents here on Fab? Would you watch their videos, look at their pics, request friendship?

I think i would hav a heart attack!!"
I think my dad maybe on here

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