FabSwingers.com forum: Pub time again for the unloved

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who’s joining in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me i neeed whisky now all of it

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

" Who’s joining in? "

Double scotch on the rocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me i neeed whisky now all of it"

You do. Whatever you want it’s on me xx

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By *oby le roneMan
over a year ago

Treorchy

Pint of coors for me please.

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By *eal Deal PartiesWoman
over a year ago

Me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self serve or you looking for staff?

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Might pop in after master chef

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Self serve or you looking for staff?"

I’m looking for Topless barmen. You in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, I’m in.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self serve or you looking for staff?

I’m looking for Topless barmen. You in?"

Sign me up... paid in rum?

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Is a Baileys on the rocks available?

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By *ellbound_GhoulwarpWoman
over a year ago

Fifth Circle of Hell

I'll have a double parma violet gin and lemonade please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is a Baileys on the rocks available?"

Hey we’re just going to the pub it’s not my pub. I can’t be arsed serving and stuff. I’m just here to drink and chat lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i have a double gin & tonic to start with please?thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on it and pouring myself one haha

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

Large dry white please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Self serve or you looking for staff?

I’m looking for Topless barmen. You in?

Sign me up... paid in rum? "

You’re on! They all want serving. Cheeky gits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Self serve or you looking for staff?

I’m looking for Topless barmen. You in?

Sign me up... paid in rum?

You’re on! They all want serving. Cheeky gits. "

If its one for one... I might be legless soon!

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"Large dry white please "

Already enjoying a glass so cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Nora hope you already got me a drink in or do i need to go to the bar?

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Nora hope you already got me a drink in or do i need to go to the bar?

Of course I did. Here you go

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Just an orange juice please as I'm driving x

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Self serve or you looking for staff?

I’m looking for Topless barmen. You in?

Sign me up... paid in rum?

You’re on! They all want serving. Cheeky gits. "

Well you did invite us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Nora hope you already got me a drink in or do i need to go to the bar?

Of course I did. Here you go "

You are a star, I may even write you a poem myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's always one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening I could do with a sneaky G n T x

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By *ay123mailMan
over a year ago

Seaham

"I'll have a double parma violet gin and lemonade please!"

You may have just made me a gin drinker that sounds amazing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Nora hope you already got me a drink in or do i need to go to the bar?

Of course I did. Here you go

You are a star, I may even write you a poem myself!

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already there I'll have a lager as it's midweek cheers everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy to handle the brandy side of things..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Self serve or you looking for staff?

I’m looking for Topless barmen. You in?

Sign me up... paid in rum?

You’re on! They all want serving. Cheeky gits.

Well you did invite us."

I said we’re going to the pub. Not I’m gonna wait on you hand and foot

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I don’t really drink.

Oh, **** it - pint and a whisky chaser please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooooorrrrrrraaaaa, Nora...you have a Valentines message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red wine please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, I’m just popping some choons on the jukebox 1st...large White Rioja please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep, I’m just popping some choons on the jukebox 1st...large White Rioja please

What's your choice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me something strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora get out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds bloody good to me, I'll have a pint of Golden please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm part of this. Vodka please. Leave the bottle. I'm depressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nora get out"

What have I done now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Noooooooorrrrrrraaaaa, Nora...you have a Valentines message

Oh do I!!! Be right back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t really drink.

Oh, **** it - pint and a whisky chaser please

Want some company xx

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I don’t really drink.

Oh, **** it - pint and a whisky chaser please

Want some company xx"

Ha ha - pull up a chair.

I’m kicking myself - can you join in the kicking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t really drink.

Oh, **** it - pint and a whisky chaser please

Want some company xx

Ha ha - pull up a chair.

I’m kicking myself - can you join in the kicking?"
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Why are you kicking yourself xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Noooooooorrrrrrraaaaa, Nora...you have a Valentines message

There’s two. I don’t like it. I want to know who they are!!! Show yourselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*wanders in looking lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noooooooorrrrrrraaaaa, Nora...you have a Valentines message

There’s two. I don’t like it. I want to know who they are!!! Show yourselves!"

Snap!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Noooooooorrrrrrraaaaa, Nora...you have a Valentines message

There’s two. I don’t like it. I want to know who they are!!! Show yourselves!

Snap!!

Apparently there’s a clue in one and I still don’t know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Noooooooorrrrrrraaaaa, Nora...you have a Valentines message

There’s two. I don’t like it. I want to know who they are!!! Show yourselves!

Snap!!

Apparently there’s a clue in one and I still don’t know!

Ha ha I think I know one but no bloody clue on the other!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me something strong "

I have some jd come join me

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Hi Nora. Let’s have a gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me something strong

I have some jd come join me

your meant to be my friend... Don't poison me with JD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me something strong

I have some jd come join me

your meant to be my friend... Don't poison me with JD

How about kraken or sailor Jerry’s then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me something strong

I have some jd come join me

your meant to be my friend... Don't poison me with JD

How about kraken or sailor Jerry’s then?

You will have to educate me with them... I just can't do bourbon the smell

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By *et bitchWoman
over a year ago

Holyhead

I'll have sex on my bed for me thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Nora. Let’s have a gin

Oh shit was it you. I just said thanks to who I thought it was!!! I look a right idiot now hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me, I need love

and Gin xxx

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I don’t really drink.

Oh, **** it - pint and a whisky chaser please

Want some company xx

Ha ha - pull up a chair.

I’m kicking myself - can you join in the kicking?.

Why are you kicking yourself xx"

Oh, the usual. I’m monumentally prone to fab crushes, but I talked myself out of writing anything.

Knob

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Hi Nora. Let’s have a gin

Oh shit was it you. I just said thanks to who I thought it was!!! I look a right idiot now hahahaha "

The poem? No it wasn’t me. Or was it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have JD honey... be warned, it's like liquid crack, very morish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Nora. Let’s have a gin

Oh shit was it you. I just said thanks to who I thought it was!!! I look a right idiot now hahahaha

The poem? No it wasn’t me. Or was it?

Lol. I hate not knowing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t really drink.

Oh, **** it - pint and a whisky chaser please

Want some company xx

Ha ha - pull up a chair.

I’m kicking myself - can you join in the kicking?.

Why are you kicking yourself xx

Oh, the usual. I’m monumentally prone to fab crushes, but I talked myself out of writing anything.

Knob

You still can. I just did

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Hi Nora. Let’s have a gin

Oh shit was it you. I just said thanks to who I thought it was!!! I look a right idiot now hahahaha

The poem? No it wasn’t me. Or was it?

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does this pub have a room for you.. Nora and SB to have some girly girly time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me something strong

I have some jd come join me

your meant to be my friend... Don't poison me with JD

How about kraken or sailor Jerry’s then?

You will have to educate me with them... I just can't do bourbon the smell

Oh you will be educated well!

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I don’t really drink.

Oh, **** it - pint and a whisky chaser please

Want some company xx

Ha ha - pull up a chair.

I’m kicking myself - can you join in the kicking?.

Why are you kicking yourself xx

Oh, the usual. I’m monumentally prone to fab crushes, but I talked myself out of writing anything.

Knob

You still can. I just did "

Yeah, I know. It’s twisting my melon though

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Did someone say unloved that will be me and my pic returned for you Nora

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Nora. Let’s have a gin

Oh shit was it you. I just said thanks to who I thought it was!!! I look a right idiot now hahahaha

The poem? No it wasn’t me. Or was it?

does this pub have a room for you.. Nora and SB to have some girly girly time

Yeah with thick black out blinds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did someone say unloved that will be me and my pic returned for you Nora

. Oooooh thankyou that’s made my evening

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

See you there in 10 mins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See you there in 10 mins

Yay get a wriggle on you!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Southern Comfort please no ice.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"See you there in 10 mins

Yay get a wriggle on you!"

I'm trying just back from football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi Nora. Let’s have a gin

Oh shit was it you. I just said thanks to who I thought it was!!! I look a right idiot now hahahaha

The poem? No it wasn’t me. Or was it?

does this pub have a room for you.. Nora and SB to have some girly girly time

Yeah with thick black out blinds

Oh behave with thick black out blinds!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi Nora. Let’s have a gin

Oh shit was it you. I just said thanks to who I thought it was!!! I look a right idiot now hahahaha

The poem? No it wasn’t me. Or was it?

does this pub have a room for you.. Nora and SB to have some girly girly time

Yeah with thick black out blinds

Oh behave with thick black out blinds!

Ok but I get to choose who peeps

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Hi Nora. Let’s have a gin

Oh shit was it you. I just said thanks to who I thought it was!!! I look a right idiot now hahahaha

The poem? No it wasn’t me. Or was it?

does this pub have a room for you.. Nora and SB to have some girly girly time

Yeah with thick black out blinds

Oh behave with thick black out blinds!

Can I make a peep hole please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t really drink.

Oh, **** it - pint and a whisky chaser please

Want some company xx

Ha ha - pull up a chair.

I’m kicking myself - can you join in the kicking?.

Why are you kicking yourself xx

Oh, the usual. I’m monumentally prone to fab crushes, but I talked myself out of writing anything.

Knob

Ohhhhh I see well I'm sure it is not to late xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin n tonic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not feeling unloved but any excuse for a large Malbec

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me please

Have you had a good birthday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me please

Have you had a good birthday? "

It’s been a lovely relaxed day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me please

Have you had a good birthday?

It’s been a lovely relaxed day

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee tequila for me please

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By *ettyboob72Woman
over a year ago

Manningtree

vodka and for me please

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Just a lime & soda for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JD with pls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a lime & soda for me

You’ve got a valentine Ms P

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Just a lime & soda for me

You’ve got a valentine Ms P"

I've just seen it

I'm confused & flattered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a lime & soda for me

You’ve got a valentine Ms P

I've just seen it

I'm confused & flattered "

It’s annoying isn’t it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything if someone else is buying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big cold bottle of Prosecco please, then once that d*unk, I’ll have another

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Finished driving now so can I please have a Bacardi and cola x

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a large brandy with ice please x

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By *rJackMrsDanielsCouple
over a year ago

norton

Anyone want a double jack Daniels

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Think I belong in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another bottle whisky pls best break out the emergency stomach pump too

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Another bottle whisky pls best break out the emergency stomach pump too "

Stomach pump on standby. Hope you're OK x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another bottle whisky pls best break out the emergency stomach pump too

Stomach pump on standby. Hope you're OK x "
i will be eventually

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Me... need a stiff drink today. Have managed to keep myself distracted till now.. dreading tmw as my dad always made a huge deal of valentines day .

Started off as a joke when I was a kid... and this is my first year since he passed.. so hibernating for 24 hours x

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