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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's always the married men under scrutiny round here lately but in the interests sexual equality and under not attempt to claim the moral high ground, I would just like to ask:

What are your favourite dishwasher tablets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have a dishwasher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finish original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have a dishwasher either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t have a dishwasher

Grim up north, eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finish original

Can I bring my dishes round please Nora

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

The one on special offer..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pasties and cider, finger food and straight out the bottle.

It's the Devon way.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Do you have to be married married or is engaged enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finish original

Can I bring my dishes round please Nora

Can you bring a man too coz you have to be married to have a dishwasher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's always the married men under scrutiny round here lately but in the interests sexual equality and under not attempt to claim the moral high ground, I would just like to ask:

What are your favourite dishwasher tablets?"

My husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to buy own brand, am partial to the lemon scented ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wash, scrub and polish for a very reasonable fee. Could even do it wearing nothing but an apron and marigolds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finish original

Can I bring my dishes round please Nora

Can you bring a man too coz you have to be married to have a dishwasher

No, I’m not married, been there, seen it , done it. I’ll bring a case of Prosecco instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wash, scrub and polish for a very reasonable fee. Could even do it wearing nothing but an apron and marigolds."

You’re hired!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wash, scrub and polish for a very reasonable fee. Could even do it wearing nothing but an apron and marigolds."

How much

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Whichever is on offer and works out best value. Generally I try not to drug my husband though

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finish original

Can I bring my dishes round please Nora

Can you bring a man too coz you have to be married to have a dishwasher

No, I’m not married, been there, seen it , done it. I’ll bring a case of Prosecco instead

Sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a trap

Run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use my hands and mild green Fairy liquid, like all reputable housewives should.

(not an actual housewife).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finish original

Can I bring my dishes round please Nora

Can you bring a man too coz you have to be married to have a dishwasher

No, I’m not married, been there, seen it , done it. I’ll bring a case of Prosecco instead

Sounds good to me

Just packing my dishes up, on my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have to be married married or is engaged enough? "

In the old Fairy tv ads, not only did you have to be married but you had to be white, middle-class and preferably blonde too.

It's time we dragged dishwashing into the modern age. Everyone with a dishwasher is allowed to vote.

We'll even let people from council estates have a say.

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By *herealdavidjonesMan
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Aldi own brand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a trap

Run. "

I might end up on the wrong end of another survey, blocked by all & sundry never to meet again.....!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Do you have to be married married or is engaged enough?

In the old Fairy tv ads, not only did you have to be married but you had to be white, middle-class and preferably blonde too.

It's time we dragged dishwashing into the modern age. Everyone with a dishwasher is allowed to vote.

We'll even let people from council estates have a say.

Such empowering words. So wise.

After all that I don't have a dishwasher. Still. It's nice you're letting council estate folk have a voice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have to be married married or is engaged enough?

In the old Fairy tv ads, not only did you have to be married but you had to be white, middle-class and preferably blonde too.

It's time we dragged dishwashing into the modern age. Everyone with a dishwasher is allowed to vote.

We'll even let people from council estates have a say.

Such empowering words. So wise.

After all that I don't have a dishwasher. Still. It's nice you're letting council estate folk have a voice.

Being a product of such an environment, it would be rude not to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Finish original

Sounds like something you'd get down my local massage parlour for about thirty five quid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finish original

Sounds like something you'd get down my local massage parlour for about thirty five quid."

Haha

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"I wash, scrub and polish for a very reasonable fee. Could even do it wearing nothing but an apron and marigolds."

You’re hired...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a trap

Run.

I might end up on the wrong end of another survey, blocked by all & sundry never to meet again.....!!!

I'll meet you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wash, scrub and polish for a very reasonable fee. Could even do it wearing nothing but an apron and marigolds."

I feel like a new photo set coming up!

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Fairy Platinum. Such a hard water area I still need dishwasher salt though

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

I’m the only one fully qualified to load our dishwasher correctly in our house. I can vouch for Fairy platinum too but only buy them when on special offer, as they’re quite expensive normally. Have yet to find anything that can remove scrambled egg though. How rock n roll do I sound? Shoot me now

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I wash, scrub and polish for a very reasonable fee. Could even do it wearing nothing but an apron and marigolds."

That explains a lot

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"I’m the only one fully qualified to load our dishwasher correctly in our house. I can vouch for Fairy platinum too but only buy them when on special offer, as they’re quite expensive normally. Have yet to find anything that can remove scrambled egg though. How rock n roll do I sound? Shoot me now

Ed"

Scrambled egg and porridge are my dishwasher emptying nemesis !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wash, scrub and polish for a very reasonable fee. Could even do it wearing nothing but an apron and marigolds.

That explains a lot

Please don’t reveal the trick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dishwashers are for lazy people...

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"It's always the married men under scrutiny round here lately but in the interests sexual equality and under not attempt to claim the moral high ground, I would just like to ask:

What are your favourite dishwasher tablets?"

Mine likes to take vitamins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have a dishwasher in my opinion I feel that only people with a few kids should have them.

As there is only 2 people in my dwelling my hands are just right for the job

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

A naked dishwasher anyone for those that don’t have dishwashers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the dishwasher

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Still do mine by hand I’m an old fashioned kinda gal

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"It's a trap

Run. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's always the married men under scrutiny round here lately but in the interests sexual equality and under not attempt to claim the moral high ground, I would just like to ask:

What are your favourite dishwasher tablets?"

lol Great question!

I use wilkos own lemon tablets

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Fairy Platinum. Such a hard water area I still need dishwasher salt though

These

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's always the married men under scrutiny round here lately but in the interests sexual equality and under not attempt to claim the moral high ground, I would just like to ask:

What are your favourite dishwasher tablets?

lol Great question!

I use wilkos own lemon tablets

I remember when Wilko had its uses, now it doesn't know whether it wants to be Poundland or Dunhelm Mill.

I just thought I'd throw that out there. Those who know, know.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's always the married men under scrutiny round here lately but in the interests sexual equality and under not attempt to claim the moral high ground, I would just like to ask:

What are your favourite dishwasher tablets?

lol Great question!

I use wilkos own lemon tablets

I remember when Wilko had its uses, now it doesn't know whether it wants to be Poundland or Dunhelm Mill.

I just thought I'd throw that out there. Those who know, know."

I see Wilko as the modern Woolworths.

*Not married and don't have a dishwasher.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's always the married men under scrutiny round here lately but in the interests sexual equality and under not attempt to claim the moral high ground, I would just like to ask:

What are your favourite dishwasher tablets?

lol Great question!

I use wilkos own lemon tablets

I remember when Wilko had its uses, now it doesn't know whether it wants to be Poundland or Dunhelm Mill.

I just thought I'd throw that out there. Those who know, know.

I see Wilko as the modern Woolworths.

*Not married and don't have a dishwasher.

Until somebody starts selling generic football kits in red or blue with matching socks and white shorts, there will never be another Woolworths.

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