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"Simples - the ability to teleport - could shag whoever took my fancy without having to worry about driving or distance Could also teleport into bank vaults and be richer than the dreams of avarice, but shagging would be my first choice Although you wouldn't be able to teleport your clothes with you. Then again there wouldn't be much point in doing that in the first place..... " Would have to work out some way to teleport stockings and heels - at least I wouldn't leave my wicked grin behind - that's the 3 things I usually wear | |||
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"Simples - the ability to teleport - could shag whoever took my fancy without having to worry about driving or distance Could also teleport into bank vaults and be richer than the dreams of avarice, but shagging would be my first choice Although you wouldn't be able to teleport your clothes with you. Then again there wouldn't be much point in doing that in the first place..... Would have to work out some way to teleport stockings and heels - at least I wouldn't leave my wicked grin behind - that's the 3 things I usually wear " If I could teleport to your abode good lady and discovered to my shock that my clothes hadn't made the journey with me then I'd be forced to hide my most revealing part by wearing you... | |||
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"Omnipotence..;-) [Too late Sensey... its mine, all mine... Mwwaaahahahaaa... ]" I would magic sensey back to the forums. | |||
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"Simples - the ability to teleport - could shag whoever took my fancy without having to worry about driving or distance Could also teleport into bank vaults and be richer than the dreams of avarice, but shagging would be my first choice Although you wouldn't be able to teleport your clothes with you. Then again there wouldn't be much point in doing that in the first place..... Would have to work out some way to teleport stockings and heels - at least I wouldn't leave my wicked grin behind - that's the 3 things I usually wear If I could teleport to your abode good lady and discovered to my shock that my clothes hadn't made the journey with me then I'd be forced to hide my most revealing part by wearing you... " And to paraphrase the song, kind sir - You'd wear it well | |||
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"Mind control… a bit like the Jedi mind trick. You do want to shag me. You do want to give me those shoes in the shop window. You do want to refund the direct debit for my gas bill. You do want to say my name as winner of the raffle. You do want to offer me this job. You do want to move out of that parking space so I can park there. " So you want to be a hypnotist then lol | |||
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"Mind Reading sorry mally, that's firmly a woman thing " I know but its nice to know what they're thinking from time to time | |||
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