FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Bothersome vagina....

Jump to newest
 

By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Saw that ad the other night and my daughter asked me what bothersome meant.

I said annoying.

She said how can you have an annoying vagina?

I said let's see what's on the other side...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw that ad the other night and my daughter asked me what bothersome meant.

I said annoying.

She said how can you have an annoying vagina?

I said let's see what's on the other side...

"

I've known a few irritating twats, is that kinda the same thing?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw that ad the other night and my daughter asked me what bothersome meant.

I said annoying.

She said how can you have an annoying vagina?

I said let's see what's on the other side...

I've known a few irritating twats, is that kinda the same thing? "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *idsMan
over a year ago

Holmfirth


"Saw that ad the other night and my daughter asked me what bothersome meant.

I said annoying.

She said how can you have an annoying vagina?

I said let's see what's on the other side...

"
Think I would have been more worried if she'd have asked what a troublesome cock was.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saw that ad the other night and my daughter asked me what bothersome meant.

I said annoying.

She said how can you have an annoying vagina?

I said let's see what's on the other side...

"

Was naked attraction on the other side?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

There is a medical condition colloquially termed as having a, Depressed Vagina.

A ‘bothersome’ one could go foof in foof with that I guess

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a medical condition colloquially termed as having a, Depressed Vagina.

A ‘bothersome’ one could go foof in foof with that I guess "

Cause of death - Depressed vagina.

That’s the way I’ll go knowing my luck

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"There is a medical condition colloquially termed as having a, Depressed Vagina.

A ‘bothersome’ one could go foof in foof with that I guess

Cause of death - Depressed vagina.

That’s the way I’ll go knowing my luck "

I shall sing the rousing chorus to Beethoven’s, ‘Ode To Joy’ to her and cheer her up m’lady

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a medical condition colloquially termed as having a, Depressed Vagina.

A ‘bothersome’ one could go foof in foof with that I guess

Cause of death - Depressed vagina.

That’s the way I’ll go knowing my luck "

PMSL!!!!! That's too funny, I wee'd a bit

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"There is a medical condition colloquially termed as having a, Depressed Vagina.

A ‘bothersome’ one could go foof in foof with that I guess

Cause of death - Depressed vagina.

That’s the way I’ll go knowing my luck "

Love it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Bothersome and annoying vaginas. Well if I ever meet one I’ll be sure to have some special cream with me just in case. Jesus. What next appalling cocks. Ughhhhh

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a medical condition colloquially termed as having a, Depressed Vagina.

A ‘bothersome’ one could go foof in foof with that I guess

Cause of death - Depressed vagina.

That’s the way I’ll go knowing my luck

I shall sing the rousing chorus to Beethoven’s, ‘Ode To Joy’ to her and cheer her up m’lady "

Please do. She’s a bit deaf though you’ll have to get quite close.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Singing

“In the blue waffle vag of Virginia

On the trail of the bothersome vagina.

In the pale moonlight our genitals entwined

You lost all feeling and I lost mine”

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a medical condition colloquially termed as having a, Depressed Vagina.

A ‘bothersome’ one could go foof in foof with that I guess

Cause of death - Depressed vagina.

That’s the way I’ll go knowing my luck

PMSL!!!!! That's too funny, I wee'd a bit "

That's the bothersome bit isn't it?

Peach x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jenny eclair now she's bothersome, not the vagina, just her voice saying 'vagina' bothers me

Peach x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jenny eclair now she's bothersome, not the vagina, just her voice saying 'vagina' bothers me

Peach x"

At 6 o’clock in the evening while I was having my tea. I mean wtf?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine cries when I don't get sex.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Singing

“In the blue waffle vag of Virginia

On the trail of the bothersome vagina.

In the pale moonlight our genitals entwined

You lost all feeling and I lost mine” "

Did it have teeth?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jenny eclair now she's bothersome, not the vagina, just her voice saying 'vagina' bothers me

Peach x

At 6 o’clock in the evening while I was having my tea. I mean wtf?"

I know! In our house everyone runs for the tv remote the moment Jenny's voice is heard! I'd rather hear Danny Dyer ask about our troublesome vaginas haha!

Peach x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine cries when I don't get sex."

Mine just cried so I've given it some loving....

Peach x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jenny eclair now she's bothersome, not the vagina, just her voice saying 'vagina' bothers me

Peach x

At 6 o’clock in the evening while I was having my tea. I mean wtf?

I know! In our house everyone runs for the tv remote the moment Jenny's voice is heard! I'd rather hear Danny Dyer ask about our troublesome vaginas haha!

Peach x"

That would have to be after the watershed though

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine cries when I don't get sex."

I think you need the clinic luv!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a medical condition colloquially termed as having a, Depressed Vagina.

A ‘bothersome’ one could go foof in foof with that I guess

Cause of death - Depressed vagina.

That’s the way I’ll go knowing my luck "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eldest watched an old Russel Howard's Good News recently and Vagazzling came up. Cue: "What's a Vagazzle Mummy?" She's yet to ask what a bothersome vagina is.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/02/19 14:18:41]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re always showing Vagisil and irritating thrush stuff at tea time! If there was a similar product for men (maybe ‘scroteaze’ or ‘knacker sooth’ There’s be a bloody uproar!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I think its great to see a woman talking without embarrassment about her vagina and using the correct terminology not some coy euphemism. I wish there was more of it. It might actually make some people aware of where a woman's vagina actually is too.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"They’re always showing Vagisil and irritating thrush stuff at tea time! If there was a similar product for men (maybe ‘scroteaze’ or ‘knacker sooth’ There’s be a bloody uproar! "

Not from me.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Jenny eclair now she's bothersome, not the vagina, just her voice saying 'vagina' bothers me

Peach x"

I love Jenny Eckair and I actually think the ads are quite amusing.

That earwax one always makes me queasy tho,or the verucca/manky toenail one. Urgh.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just heard Jenny eclair talking about Minnie the minx on BBC 4 extra lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

my mates nickname is 'thrush' cos he's an irritating cunt lo

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

I know a few irritating cunts. is that the same?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Just heard Jenny eclair talking about Minnie the minx on BBC 4 extra lol"

Fame at last lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside


"Just heard Jenny eclair talking about Minnie the minx on BBC 4 extra lol

Fame at last lol"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *edbath 5Man
over a year ago

london


"Saw that ad the other night and my daughter asked me what bothersome meant.

I said annoying.

She said how can you have an annoying vagina?

I said let's see what's on the other side...

"

Her Bottom?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Saw that ad the other night and my daughter asked me what bothersome meant.

I said annoying.

She said how can you have an annoying vagina?

I said let's see what's on the other side...

Her Bottom?"

That made me laugh out loud, good work sir

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top