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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Right so after the zombie apocalypse we will have no cars (once the petrol has run out) and will have to go back to travelling by cart.

There won't be enough horses to go round ( unless you count zombie horses) so what would you choose to pull your cart?

I'm going with goats.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

A big muscly bull

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"A big muscly bull "

Ferdinand?

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

A team of muzzled zombies, with the advantage you wouldn't have to feed them - though they'd probably have to be replaced regularly as bits of them dropped off or disintegrated due to ongoing putrefaction!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mouthless zombies

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"A big muscly bull

Ferdinand?"

Yea! And I'll make him a floral headdress, if we still have flowers after the zombie apocalypse that is.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Right so after the zombie apocalypse we will have no cars (once the petrol has run out) and will have to go back to travelling by cart.

There won't be enough horses to go round ( unless you count zombie horses) so what would you choose to pull your cart?

I'm going with goats.

"
Haha . Are you on that medicinal herb stuff ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even though diesel is usally the first fuel source to run dry in times in a fuel shortage. We'd only commandeer diesel cars and run'em on bio fuels vegetable oils, white spirts, etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 sissy subs in some pretty lingerie.

If they are good boys I'll get them some of those horse tail but plugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 sissy subs in some pretty lingerie.

If they are good boys I'll get them some of those horse tail but plugs. "

That image made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few Amazon like women, in leather harnesses and thigh high boots....

....fuck, why does this always feature in my fantasies

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

The fact that horses are gone but no-one is interested in the goats made me laugh

I wouldn’t have a cart I’d just get me bike out the shed and ride that around instead

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Ox ...

By the op Goats are amazing had some back in the day ....

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

My Harem.

I’m probably going to opt for a palanquin with some nice soft furnishings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever is pulling the cart is most likely going to be a mutant version, given all the world's nuclear reactors will blow.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'll have some Nargles please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 sissy subs in some pretty lingerie.

If they are good boys I'll get them some of those horse tail but plugs. "
whats a sissy sub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've got horses so I'm sorted but I've also a big stoopid dog so the kids can have their own cart and I don't have to listen to their constant bitching

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

A Prius... Fact I'd rather be eaten by zombies than drive a Prius

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

101 Dalmatians!

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I'm going with not having a cart which would be an easy target for other survivors, I'd carry everything I needed when on the move in a Bergen and webbing, until I found a perfect spot to occupy and fortify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Prius... Fact I'd rather be eaten by zombies than drive a Prius

John "

There's be no spare Priuses left as the survivors living in London would have foraged them all. Londoners LOVE a good Prius...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solar powered hoverboards!

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

There will be plenty of electric cars about that you will be able to plug in to charge at the gullible peoples houses who were conned into having solar panels fitted.

As a bonus the owners of the above will have been the first to be eaten as they would have gone out to ask what all the noise is about! Oh and they will have left the keys on a hook rack in the hall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forget that bio-fuels will be researched further by non-zombie scientists to allow for dead zombies to be converted into a bio fuel to run converted vehicles.

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By *ay123mailMan
over a year ago

Seaham


"The fact that horses are gone but no-one is interested in the goats made me laugh

I wouldn’t have a cart I’d just get me bike out the shed and ride that around instead "
Goats are immune to any zombie virus c'mon i thought everyone knew that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fact that horses are gone but no-one is interested in the goats made me laugh

I wouldn’t have a cart I’d just get me bike out the shed and ride that around instead Goats are immune to any zombie virus c'mon i thought everyone knew that "

I'm immune to the 28 weeks later zombie virus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d get a barge

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"The fact that horses are gone but no-one is interested in the goats made me laugh

I wouldn’t have a cart I’d just get me bike out the shed and ride that around instead "

The horses succumbed early to equine flu and the carrot famine.

Goats are hardy and can eat anything.

Goats are cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fact that horses are gone but no-one is interested in the goats made me laugh

I wouldn’t have a cart I’d just get me bike out the shed and ride that around instead

The horses succumbed early to equine flu and the carrot famine.

Goats are hardy and can eat anything.

Goats are cool."

Yeah, but they have weird eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pull your cart for you. Easy with the whipping though

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'll pull your cart for you. Easy with the whipping though "

How fast can you gallop?

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"The fact that horses are gone but no-one is interested in the goats made me laugh

I wouldn’t have a cart I’d just get me bike out the shed and ride that around instead

The horses succumbed early to equine flu and the carrot famine.

Goats are hardy and can eat anything.

Goats are cool."

They taste good too ( in an emergency obvs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll pull your cart for you. Easy with the whipping though

How fast can you gallop?"

3mph. I can almost feel the wind in my hair just thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd fit a cage on extended braces so that it was suspended 12 feet in front of the cart, pay a nymphomaniac and a bloke with veris that all sang his praises about repeating in the currency of oysters and viagra to shag in said cage all day long.

Then I'd dress the zombies in white towels, harness them up between the cage and the cart and they'd pull the cart as they shuffled silently forward in the direction of the cage, wanking as they went.

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Push bikes; quiet and can be detached for a quick getaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Push bikes; quiet and can be detached for a quick getaway "
missionaries?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex


"Even though diesel is usally the first fuel source to run dry in times in a fuel shortage. We'd only commandeer diesel cars and run'em on bio fuels vegetable oils, white spirts, etc

"

And then you've got battery powered vehicles which can take a charge from solar panels mounted right to the body of the car.

(See the fully charged Channel on you tube. The guy who played Kryton in Red Dwarf is in it. )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id go to a chiropodist- see if could get a toe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how come ghosts in films used to hover in a straight line....Now they twitch like theres a five second frame skip..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right so after the zombie apocalypse we will have no cars (once the petrol has run out) and will have to go back to travelling by cart.

There won't be enough horses to go round ( unless you count zombie horses) so what would you choose to pull your cart?

I'm going with goats.

"

I’d use people

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton


"Right so after the zombie apocalypse we will have no cars (once the petrol has run out) and will have to go back to travelling by cart.

There won't be enough horses to go round ( unless you count zombie horses) so what would you choose to pull your cart?

I'm going with goats.

I’d use people "

I'll volunteer!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"how come ghosts in films used to hover in a straight line....Now they twitch like theres a five second frame skip.. "

More ghosts with AdHD these days...sign of the times.

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

Darlaston


"A big muscly bull "

You mean men then

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Huskies.... or.... how about reindeer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good sturdy oxon with those vicious pointy horns for spearing rogue zombies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1000 rats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good sturdy oxon with those vicious pointy horns for spearing rogue zombies. "

We will have eaten all the bovines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd use a mountain bike.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good sturdy oxon with those vicious pointy horns for spearing rogue zombies.

We will have eaten all the bovines. "

Aww not my Oxy. Ill dress him up as a goat.

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Genuine question- why do you so rarely see people in any sort of post-apocalyptic using bicycles? Quiet, plentiful supply, much faster than walking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Genuine question- why do you so rarely see people in any sort of post-apocalyptic using bicycles? Quiet, plentiful supply, much faster than walking. "

I agree. Just pop to Halford plent of inner tubes. Few spare tyres and chains etc and off you go.

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west

6 zombies ( wearing JUICY Trackies) in harness with a large birdcage attached to the cart via an intricate scaffolding system that hangs just in front of the zombies and allows for movement to the right an left

Placed in the cage on a rotational basis will be members of the travelling whorehouse who whilst providing the proverbial carrot to the entrapped members of the zombie horde shall also advertise the services of themselves and other members through a megaphone.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Rabbits in pairs set up like a husky sled.... Hehe

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

My defeated enemies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get a Rivian R1T pickup. Find a place that you can secure like a warehouse. While out gathering supplies get solar panels and wind turbines etc. Everything you need to generate enough electricity to charge you're car. Don't know how it works but it could be done. There won't be youtube but the library will have something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm immune to the 28 weeks later zombie virus

I knew I'd see this comment on this thread xx ya sexy zombie virus avoiding lady xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[]Genuine question- why do you so rarely see people in any sort of post-apocalyptic using bicycles? Quiet, plentiful supply, much faster than walking.

Wouldnt be much off a film if everyone could keep escaping lol, and ya can't ride a bicycle up stairs either classic flaw in any successful horror!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A good sturdy oxon with those vicious pointy horns for spearing rogue zombies.

We will have eaten all the bovines.

Aww not my Oxy. Ill dress him up as a goat. "

We will sniff out the beef.

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west


"

We will sniff out the beef."

I've got a lubberly beef sniffing zombie dahhhlink and i'm open to offers

sold as seen no backsies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 sissy subs in some pretty lingerie.

If they are good boys I'll get them somen of those horse tail but plugs. "

Am moving to Edinburgh

Wind power kites or sails

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A tribe of pony girls...or the Amazonians from Futurama...death by snu snu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[]Genuine question- why do you so rarely see people in any sort of post-apocalyptic using bicycles? Quiet, plentiful supply, much faster than walking.

Wouldnt be much off a film if everyone could keep escaping lol, and ya can't ride a bicycle up stairs either classic flaw in any successful horror!!"

You can carry the bike on your back and it will act like a shield...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A tribe of pony girls...or the Amazonians from Futurama...death by snu snu "
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Id like to die in a naked girl avalanche! - Homer Simpson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[]Genuine question- why do you so rarely see people in any sort of post-apocalyptic using bicycles? Quiet, plentiful supply, much faster than walking.

Wouldnt be much off a film if everyone could keep escaping lol, and ya can't ride a bicycle up stairs either classic flaw in any successful horror!!

You can carry the bike on your back and it will act like a shield... "

You would be wedged in the stair well. A good sacrifice for all your pals running off infront of you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id use a sedan chair and get the politians who caused the war to pull it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Politicians! Lots of them and I won't be shy with the whip!

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm still going with goats.

With a couple of ones with big horns at the front to butt any marauding zombies out of the way.

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By *ottie 13Woman
over a year ago

Happy go lucky

The horses would finely be earning their keep instead of sponging off me constantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm immune to the 28 weeks later zombie virus

I knew I'd see this comment on this thread xx ya sexy zombie virus avoiding lady xxxx"

I reckon I'd have to go into hiding before scientists tried to experiment on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still going with goats.

With a couple of ones with big horns at the front to butt any marauding zombies out of the way.

"
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Have you tried making goats milk in your kettle..right up your street !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd bribe Phoenix adastra with gin, she's the strongest craziest person I know, the zombies would be terrified!

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right so after the zombie apocalypse we will have no cars (once the petrol has run out) and will have to go back to travelling by cart.

There won't be enough horses to go round ( unless you count zombie horses) so what would you choose to pull your cart?

I'm going with goats.

"

I’m thinking trap some zombies tie them to the cart and use I fishing line in front with meat on to make them go or catch a non human tie them ahead of zombies so have two zombies ????? and a human to pull cart

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Right so after the zombie apocalypse we will have no cars (once the petrol has run out) and will have to go back to travelling by cart.

There won't be enough horses to go round ( unless you count zombie horses) so what would you choose to pull your cart?

I'm going with goats.

I’m thinking trap some zombies tie them to the cart and use I fishing line in front with meat on to make them go or catch a non human tie them ahead of zombies so have two zombies ????? and a human to pull cart"

Good luck with that!

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