FabSwingers.com forum: Let's complain

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just for the sake of it have a moan about something ....

Don't worry it's a British thing to do !

Oh and before some does the first one as " I hate people that moan about stuff ...." Yea good one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love a good moan but i must try to remain neutral

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Bloody slow moving Estate agents and solicitors.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I want to complain about my 'Coach'

I swear he's trying to kill me.

Squats yesterday, today I'm walking like John Wayne!

Bench later, I'll be doing my T-Rex impression after!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A thread tailor made for me!

Right, where to begin?.......

I absolutely bloody well LOATH it when I see someone chewing a mouthful and then taking a swig of drink (with the food still doubtless spinning around like a load in a washing machine in their gob!!!)

Even more abhorrent though, is when the person manages to retain some of the initial mouthful after the drink and then has the utterly vulgar audacity to resume chewing the same bloody mouthful again!!!!!

Why?! What is the outcome other than the taste of the food utterly annihilated, the drink now contaminated with bits from the food floating around in it and a decidedly coarse and wholly unattractive display at the dining table?

Uncultured nincompoops!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slept like a fucktard and I'm now sporting a stiffy.

I need some magic lotion rubbing on it coz I really don't wanna be walking round with a noggin tilt all day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Love a good moan but i must try to remain neutral "
I realised I left this with out replying - never stay in the middle !!! Pick a side hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bloody slow moving Estate agents and solicitors.

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tell them.you have millions and im sure they will move it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to complain about my 'Coach'

I swear he's trying to kill me.

Squats yesterday, today I'm walking like John Wayne!

Bench later, I'll be doing my T-Rex impression after! "
waaaaait I wonder if I know this coach as im a PT.... Then again is this professional squats or lesuire ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A thread tailor made for me!

Right, where to begin?.......

Uncultured nincompoops!

Hahaha Best one !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I slept like a fucktard and I'm now sporting a stiffy.

I need some magic lotion rubbing on it coz I really don't wanna be walking round with a noggin tilt all day.

How did you cope with the noggin

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Ppl who drive like it's Sunday every day ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who breathe loudly.....

.....during fucking is fine.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ppl who drive like it's Sunday every day ....

Those swines should be strung up in my humble opinion

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Ppl who drive like it's Sunday every day ....

Those swines should be strung up in my humble opinion "

I have a special look for those ppl....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people who stand and chat in the aisles of supermarkets, blocking the way for everyone else trying to go about their business while these blathering gobshites drone on about "her 3 doors,down who's got a new man"

Fucking move yer arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish to complain untill I'm blue in the face !

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I want to complain about my 'Coach'

I swear he's trying to kill me.

Squats yesterday, today I'm walking like John Wayne!

Bench later, I'll be doing my T-Rex impression after! waaaaait I wonder if I know this coach as im a PT.... Then again is this professional squats or lesuire ones

You may know of him, he's on here

As for professional or leisure... We do both

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Busybodies and people who fuss about your business when it's got nothing to do with them and then talk about you all over the workplace;

"Ooooh are you going away again this weekend?"

"It's none of your bloody concern now is it Karen, you only know that because you were listening at the door to the kitchen!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to complain about my 'Coach'

I swear he's trying to kill me.

Squats yesterday, today I'm walking like John Wayne!

Bench later, I'll be doing my T-Rex impression after! waaaaait I wonder if I know this coach as im a PT.... Then again is this professional squats or lesuire ones

You may know of him, he's on here

As for professional or leisure... We do both

Aha hahaha now I am Def curious who is this mysterious crazy coach ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My aches and pains. This weather makes living very painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HS2. Nearly 3 years they've been screwing with our lives. Before Christmas they accepted a need to sell. Their panel meets every fortnight and can persuade sex state transport to buy. So it's March. What part of 2 weeks does it even resemble

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"Busybodies and people who fuss about your business when it's got nothing to do with them and then talk about you all over the workplace;

"Ooooh are you going away again this weekend?"

"It's none of your bloody concern now is it Karen, you only know that because you were listening at the door to the kitchen!" "

I wasn't listening, honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people who crawl out of the woodwork on here to tell us all we're sad for using the forums so much (they must be looking a lot to spot the threads they post on).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are some women interested in younger guys on here?;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who breathe loudly.....

It's people who breathe at all for me today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The M6 road works between Warrington and Wolverhampton, stuck at 50mph for miles and miles when you’re heading to the south coast is not fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here we go

BREXIT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The M6 road works between Warrington and Wolverhampton, stuck at 50mph for miles and miles when you’re heading to the south coast is not fun. "

Nice username. HIM fan?

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By *othasMan
over a year ago

wigan

Tailgaters self entitled idiots, I'm at the speed limit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The people who crawl out of the woodwork on here to tell us all we're sad for using the forums so much (they must be looking a lot to spot the threads they post on)."

I can't imagine people moaning about too much forum use on here, it is a good way to see how some people think in here, also some of the drama is quite entertaining.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Bloody slow moving Estate agents and solicitors.

Yeh I can’t underdtand why this institutionalised industry cannot improve and be completed in days not months.. surely searches should all be stored and archived online, thus time should be reduced dramatically, my daughters mortgage was sorted and offered in days, so why the big hold up?

The whole purchasing of property needs to be looked at and updated for the 21st century, to me it seems an archaic way of doing things!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"I want to complain about my 'Coach'

I swear he's trying to kill me.

Squats yesterday, today I'm walking like John Wayne!

Bench later, I'll be doing my T-Rex impression after! "

Easy, don’t go

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I want to complain about my 'Coach'

I swear he's trying to kill me.

Squats yesterday, today I'm walking like John Wayne!

Bench later, I'll be doing my T-Rex impression after! waaaaait I wonder if I know this coach as im a PT.... Then again is this professional squats or lesuire ones

You may know of him, he's on here

As for professional or leisure... We do both

Aha hahaha now I am Def curious who is this mysterious crazy coach ???"

Well, I may be a touch biased, but he's the owner of the best thighs on Fabs

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I want to complain about my 'Coach'

I swear he's trying to kill me.

Squats yesterday, today I'm walking like John Wayne!

Bench later, I'll be doing my T-Rex impression after!

Easy, don’t go "

Easy?

I don't do easy!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Busybodies and people who fuss about your business when it's got nothing to do with them and then talk about you all over the workplace;

"Ooooh are you going away again this weekend?"

"It's none of your bloody concern now is it Karen, you only know that because you were listening at the door to the kitchen!"

I wasn't listening, honest

NB. Other Karens are available

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Fuckers who ignore you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My aches and pains. This weather makes living very painful

Sending a virtual rub and massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Busybodies and people who fuss about your business when it's got nothing to do with them and then talk about you all over the workplace;

"Ooooh are you going away again this weekend?"

"It's none of your bloody concern now is it Karen, you only know that because you were listening at the door to the kitchen!"

I wasn't listening, honest

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are you sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The M6 road works between Warrington and Wolverhampton, stuck at 50mph for miles and miles when you’re heading to the south coast is not fun. "

Traffic is a bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to complain about my 'Coach'

I swear he's trying to kill me.

Squats yesterday, today I'm walking like John Wayne!

Bench later, I'll be doing my T-Rex impression after! waaaaait I wonder if I know this coach as im a PT.... Then again is this professional squats or lesuire ones

You may know of him, he's on here

As for professional or leisure... We do both

Aha hahaha now I am Def curious who is this mysterious crazy coach ???

Well, I may be a touch biased, but he's the owner of the best thighs on Fabs

"
but that doesn't satisfy my curiosity hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuckers who ignore you.

That shit is annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

quite like a good moan whilst im being fucked really hard

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Fuckers who ignore you.

Bloody same here Big time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not British. Can I still complain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not British. Can I still complain?

yea good point me neither,,fuck it im complaining,,this threads crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not British. Can I still complain?

yea good point me neither,,fuck it im complaining,,this threads crap

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuckers who ignore you.

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old people that get off busses and escalators and just stand there having a conversation while blocking the exit and then realise what they've done and just laugh going ohh what am I like.

Your like a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m going to complain because I’m sore I fell off my bike and now my whole body aches luckily nothing was broken

Mrscxxx

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"Old people that get off busses and escalators and just stand there having a conversation while blocking the exit and then realise what they've done and just laugh going ohh what am I like.

Your like a cunt."

I so understand this struggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to complain that people complain too much.... Be grateful for what you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to complain that people complain too much.... Be grateful for what you have "

I want to complain that your too hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would donate a day of volunteering to a charity just to get on Page 1 of the hotpics. I'm moaning that it is always the same old clunge with their legions of fans.

Give us average bastards a chanch you selfish feckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread tailor made for me!

Right, where to begin?.......

Uncultured nincompoops!

Omg I completely agree. This is disgusting! Eating with their mouths open too is my pet hate

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I want to complain about my 'Coach'

I swear he's trying to kill me.

Squats yesterday, today I'm walking like John Wayne!

Bench later, I'll be doing my T-Rex impression after! waaaaait I wonder if I know this coach as im a PT.... Then again is this professional squats or lesuire ones

You may know of him, he's on here

As for professional or leisure... We do both

Aha hahaha now I am Def curious who is this mysterious crazy coach ???

Well, I may be a touch biased, but he's the owner of the best thighs on Fabs

but that doesn't satisfy my curiosity hahaha"

Curiosity killed the cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to complain about my 'Coach'

I swear he's trying to kill me.

Squats yesterday, today I'm walking like John Wayne!

Bench later, I'll be doing my T-Rex impression after! waaaaait I wonder if I know this coach as im a PT.... Then again is this professional squats or lesuire ones

You may know of him, he's on here

As for professional or leisure... We do both

Aha hahaha now I am Def curious who is this mysterious crazy coach ???

Well, I may be a touch biased, but he's the owner of the best thighs on Fabs

but that doesn't satisfy my curiosity hahaha

Curiosity killed the cat

Im the black cat

couldn't resist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I want to complain that people complain too much.... Be grateful for what you have "

What about complaining about those that complain about this thread?

I think I'd rather complain about the people that don't complain enough on this complaining thread

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