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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

That you regret applying for?

Although it was through an Agency back in the 80's, I was once employed to place then hammer pins into links to make various lengths of chain

I told ma gaffer that he would need a replacement after dinnertime

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Installing the original national lottery machines around London but not figuring out a way to rig it.....

A

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I once spent a summer reliableing an aircraft hanger full of Christmas puddings.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Installing the original national lottery machines around London but not figuring out a way to rig it.....

A"

Haha, I once worked with a bloke who used to configure the pay out systems on fruit machines. He got barred from pretty much every pub in Chesterfield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handbrake fitter on hot air balloons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

19

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ash tray fitter for motorbikes.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ash tray fitter for motorbikes. "

I suppose you made chocolate fireguards as well

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By *ightkitty4uWoman
over a year ago

Epsom


"Ash tray fitter for motorbikes. "

I saw an ashtray and an air fresher on a mophead in Maila Greece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Store detective in a piano shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked in a clothes shop which in itself was fine but my exes sister was the manager and she was a bitch to me.

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By *hezGeekCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Travelling lighthouse maintainer.

Also undertaker. Gave it up quickly though - it was a dying trade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ash tray fitter for motorbikes.

I suppose you made chocolate fireguards as well "

No, cause that would be silly.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Travelling lighthouse maintainer.

Also undertaker. Gave it up quickly though - it was a dying trade."

That's bad, as a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sold doors, door to door. Tough gig ‘Hi can I interest you in a door?’ ‘No thanks I’ve already got one!’ Etc etc

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Store detective in a piano shop"

You obviously had a key role within that establishment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hoarse whisperer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ash tray fitter for motorbikes.

I suppose you made chocolate fireguards as well "

With a specialism in selling Chocolate teapots

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I sold doors, door to door. Tough gig ‘Hi can I interest you in a door?’ ‘No thanks I’ve already got one!’ Etc etc "

When I was a salesman in the 90's, I could sell sand to the Arabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tin Miner, until it shut when I was 18, in 1988,

Army 1988-2010 retired.

Sports massage therapist

Part Time until 2016 now retired

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Tin Miner, until it shut when I was 18, in 1988,

Army 1988-2010 retired.

Sports massage therapist

Part Time until 2016 now retired

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Cool, but did you regret any job that you have ever applied for?

I've had some marvelous jobs throughout the years, but one or two fuck ups along the way too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm, prob my career chioce, in the army, should have gone back to collage, and gone in a more challenging position, with options when I left if I think About it.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Mmm, prob my career chioce, in the army, should have gone back to collage, and gone in a more challenging position, with options when I left if I think About it. "

What would you have studied at college though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmm, prob my career chioce, in the army, should have gone back to collage, and gone in a more challenging position, with options when I left if I think About it.

What would you have studied at college though? "

I always have had a love of history, so prob my biggest regeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This would have to be McDonald's back in 2003 to 2005.

It was a very stressful job which led me to have a few stress related meltdowns with me having Asperger's.

When I first started working in a new job that I still do now, I was glad to see the back of working at McDonald's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pornographic historian and part time sperm donor

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Mmm, prob my career chioce, in the army, should have gone back to collage, and gone in a more challenging position, with options when I left if I think About it.

What would you have studied at college though?

I always have had a love of history, so prob my biggest regeat "

Any particular period? I'm more into ancient stuff

Perhaps I should have become a fossil finder

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I used to be a bingo caller years ago. Plenty of 6 and 9, 69. Also (from the female customers on the front row) plenty of pull it you bastard. Great job.

Mr2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmm, prob my career chioce, in the army, should have gone back to collage, and gone in a more challenging position, with options when I left if I think About it.

What would you have studied at college though?

I always have had a love of history, so prob my biggest regeat

Any particular period? I'm more into ancient stuff

Perhaps I should have become a fossil finder "

Ancient classic and military history.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oy had two jobs since I left school at 16,i still do them both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oy had two jobs since I left school at 16,i still do them both"

Only*

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"Ash tray fitter for motorbikes. "

Must be employed by the Honda factory, on their holding assembly line then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a furniture warehouse production place for an apprenticeship in one of the hottest summers we had ... Only lasted 2 days because no one could speak English bar the employer that was no help whatsoever ... An apprenticeship is where you're meant to learn ... There was no such course or plan... I tried asking around to find out what was happening ... No one could help.

They didn't have adequate water facilities to get any drinking water they basically told me to use the water taps in the toilets that were rusted and covered in excrement... I had to walk to another unit a couple minutes down the road to get clean drinking water.

I was uncomfortably approached by Indian blokes that tried to hug me while working ....

Second day .. I ended up cutting the length of my hand, I went to go seek first aider ... And trying to find out where he was in a place where no one spoke English, complete nightmare.

Found him and the bandages he was going to use were dirty and damp.... I just thought nope..... That's a breach of health and safety ... I left by dinner time and had to sign back on again and trying to explain what happened to the jobcentre .... Like talking to a brick wall, I had reported everything to the health and safety executives... Now I don't start new work until I've had like a week or two trial. I've learned from that mistake.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

One summer worked in a make up factory,all i did was put stickers on the bottom of mascara for 10 hours a day!!

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"One summer worked in a make up factory,all i did was put stickers on the bottom of mascara for 10 hours a day!!"

Yeah, but it's something to put on your C.V. though isn't it

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

In my teens took a summer job as a tent erector. No problem I thought, till I arrived and it was on top of a 3 story building. They had call out a special cherry picker to get me down at £££ cost. They didn't ask me back, funny that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

little chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butcher baker candlestick maker

A surgeon of trees

An athlete

And many more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pheasant plucker

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I was once the Peanut M & M. Mr Yellow to those in the known. I think that’s where I got my love of dressing up

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Another job that I had was on the renovation of Derby City Council House. Again it was through an agency, and I was supposed to stop the lads from putting the blue hand drying paper towels down the bog as it clogged the pipes up

Luckily after a couple of days, some idiot decided to smash his thumb to smithereens with a lump hammer, he got the bog attendant duty and I went on site to do a proper job

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

When I was 16 doing telesales selling advertising space in diaries... The job was shit, I was shit at it and got sacked after a week

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"When I was 16 doing telesales selling advertising space in diaries... The job was shit, I was shit at it and got sacked after a week "

Nice one, that would bore me to tears

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