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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If wanking was an Olympic sport would you be gold, silver or bronze?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't get a medal. I always aim to cum last!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If wanking was an Olympic sport would you be gold, silver or bronze?

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Is it the Paralympics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If wanking was an Olympic sport would you be gold, silver or bronze?

Is it the Paralympics? "

It would be with me, my little finger is missing on my wanking hand...

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"If wanking was an Olympic sport would you be gold, silver or bronze?

Is it the Paralympics?

It would be with me, my little finger is missing on my wanking hand... "

Did you wear it down to a nub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't make the team as I rarely wank.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I can get myself off in record time but I don't practise it enough; I have lots of sex instead. So I'd say bronze 'cause I'd place somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If wanking was an Olympic sport would you be gold, silver or bronze?

Is it the Paralympics?

It would be with me, my little finger is missing on my wanking hand...

Did you wear it down to a nub? "

That's what I tell people. No, shark attack...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fit bit says 35.891 steps today is that good

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon


"If wanking was an Olympic sport would you be gold, silver or bronze?

Is it the Paralympics?

It would be with me, my little finger is missing on my wanking hand... "

Perhaps try another event then?

How about muff diving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fit bit says 35.891 steps today is that good "

Did you hold it in your hand while wanking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Platinum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"fit bit says 35.891 steps today is that good

Did you hold it in your hand while wanking?"

don't let out my secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If wanking was an Olympic sport would you be gold, silver or bronze?

Is it the Paralympics?

It would be with me, my little finger is missing on my wanking hand...

Perhaps try another event then?

How about muff diving."

No I'll compete with the full handed people. I don't let it get in the way. Although it did when it was permanently bent at 90°. O e of the reasons I had it chopped off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I probably wouldn't even qualify.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'd say I used to be gold, but I've been lazy and not got out of training so probably back down to silver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow just wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Platinum "

See I always thought you was a big wanker mind.. (Mods please read this in context...)

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"If wanking was an Olympic sport would you be gold, silver or bronze?

Is it the Paralympics?

It would be with me, my little finger is missing on my wanking hand...

Perhaps try another event then?

How about muff diving.

No I'll compete with the full handed people. I don't let it get in the way. Although it did when it was permanently bent at 90°. O e of the reasons I had it chopped off. "

I'm hoping you're still talking about your finger here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If wanking was an Olympic sport would you be gold, silver or bronze?

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I am wanking gold!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If wanking was an Olympic sport would you be gold, silver or bronze?

Is it the Paralympics?

It would be with me, my little finger is missing on my wanking hand...

Perhaps try another event then?

How about muff diving.

No I'll compete with the full handed people. I don't let it get in the way. Although it did when it was permanently bent at 90°. O e of the reasons I had it chopped off.

I'm hoping you're still talking about your finger here."

Oh god yeah... what a thought!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I'd be in the canteen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say I used to be gold, but I've been lazy and not got out of training so probably back down to silver.

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I'll compete in the mixed events with you if you want?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'd say I used to be gold, but I've been lazy and not got out of training so probably back down to silver.

I'll compete in the mixed events with you if you want? "

Wank relay? Don't forget to let go of the baton...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say I used to be gold, but I've been lazy and not got out of training so probably back down to silver.

I'll compete in the mixed events with you if you want?

Wank relay? Don't forget to let go of the baton..."

Who said anything about batons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd say I used to be gold, but I've been lazy and not got out of training so probably back down to silver.

I'll compete in the mixed events with you if you want?

Wank relay? Don't forget to let go of the baton...

Who said anything about batons? "

I was thinking more like you'd have to wank each other off...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go put the kettle on. Tea anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll go put the kettle on. Tea anyone?"

Coffee please. No sugar! And no milk. (Crying Emoji)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll go put the kettle on. Tea anyone?"

can I get an Irish coffee

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"If wanking was an Olympic sport would you be gold, silver or bronze?

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platinum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll go put the kettle on. Tea anyone?

Coffee please. No sugar! And no milk. (Crying Emoji)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water girl.

I don't wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to wank myself stupid. Now I save it up a bit more, live with higher levels of frustration and wait for more opportune moments for more intense experiences, rather than blowing my load a few times a day

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By *l manMan
over a year ago

Chester

Try to knock 1 out every day.

Helps relievment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll go put the kettle on. Tea anyone?

Coffee please. No sugar! And no milk. (Crying Emoji) "

Oohhh...

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I'd get the wooden spoon... fnar fnar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd get the wooden spoon... fnar fnar "

Just googled fnar fnar... interesting...

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'll go put the kettle on. Tea anyone?"

Yes, wanking is thirsty work, and I've always got room for a new tea boy

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