FabSwingers.com forum: feel sorry for me

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

So yesterday i fell over in the shower. I didnt just fall i did like a somersault. knocked myself out for a couple of seconds stood up to get out and fuck me i fell out of it. No serious injuries but my right side is all bruised and my right shoulder hurts. Sympathy please

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Bless you, are you sure you haven't broken anything though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Virtual hugs X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just saying if this was a guy posting this he'd get heckled and laughed at

Hope you're ok though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bless you, are you sure you haven't broken anything though?"

Yeah, the shower!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch!! Hope you recover quickly.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Just saying if this was a guy posting this he'd get heckled and laughed at

Hope you're ok though "
im expecting a few titters

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Just saying if this was a guy posting this he'd get heckled and laughed at

Hope you're ok though "

Why would he?

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Just saying if this was a guy posting this he'd get heckled and laughed at

Hope you're ok though "

Screw that. *Points and laughs* !! :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame you didn’t get it on film £250

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Bless you, are you sure you haven't broken anything though?"
just bruised thankfully

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Sorry but this made me giggle

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Bless you, are you sure you haven't broken anything though?just bruised thankfully"

That's good then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just saying if this was a guy posting this he'd get heckled and laughed at

Hope you're ok though im expecting a few titters"

I read that as titties

Hope you're ok tho, it's a pretty impressive attempt! X

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By *r_FaustusMan
over a year ago

Northampton

That’s not good. Lots of sympathy after that..

Hope you’re feeling (a whole lot) better now.

Any fall like that (esp with a KO) isn’t funny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is one of my fears, so I take my phone into the bathroom with me and put it on the floor on a towel.

My sympathies, you must be hurting bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be silly babe but definitely get checked out at the hospital to be safe then sorry x

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Bathmat ?.....

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"This is one of my fears, so I take my phone into the bathroom with me and put it on the floor on a towel.

My sympathies, you must be hurting bad."
had a right bollocking of my my mum its the reason her and jay wouldnt let me have a glass screen.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Bathmat ?....."
its supposed to be a non slip bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Hope you got checked out with knocking yourself out even if it was for just a short time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a horrible shock to the system when you slip and fall.

Hope you feel better soon x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Bathmat ?....."

Yeah, the "oldies shop" does rubberized ones with suction pads on the bottom that might help DS

Seriously, sorry to hear it, and hope you're ok - if you were blacked out (Can't use the other word starting unc- and ending -oncious

) for any length of time at all, it's probably best to get checked out - better to be safe than sorry.

I do have this slapstick image in my head of you treading on a bar of soap though

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Oh that’s not good, definitely sending sympathy and hope you are feeling better soon x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not good op! Make sure you take things easy the next couple of days, get to a and e if you feel odd, you know the drill I'm sure

Peach x

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Bathmat ?.....

Yeah, the "oldies shop" does rubberized ones with suction pads on the bottom that might help DS

Seriously, sorry to hear it, and hope you're ok - if you were blacked out (Can't use the other word starting unc- and ending -oncious

) for any length of time at all, it's probably best to get checked out - better to be safe than sorry.

I do have this slapstick image in my head of you treading on a bar of soap though

"
no soap incolved one minute i was ok next upside down other end of the bath

didnt even feel myself go

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Bathmat ?.....

Yeah, the "oldies shop" does rubberized ones with suction pads on the bottom that might help DS

Seriously, sorry to hear it, and hope you're ok - if you were blacked out (Can't use the other word starting unc- and ending -oncious

) for any length of time at all, it's probably best to get checked out - better to be safe than sorry.

I do have this slapstick image in my head of you treading on a bar of soap though

no soap incolved one minute i was ok next upside down other end of the bath

didnt even feel myself go"

You have to spoil all my mental images don't you?!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Bathmat ?.....

Yeah, the "oldies shop" does rubberized ones with suction pads on the bottom that might help DS

Seriously, sorry to hear it, and hope you're ok - if you were blacked out (Can't use the other word starting unc- and ending -oncious

) for any length of time at all, it's probably best to get checked out - better to be safe than sorry.

I do have this slapstick image in my head of you treading on a bar of soap though

no soap incolved one minute i was ok next upside down other end of the bath

didnt even feel myself go

You have to spoil all my mental images don't you?!

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sorry keep that image

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Maybe it's time to consider one of those walk in bath things - you'll find them in your latest SAGA magazine

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"So yesterday i fell over in the shower. I didnt just fall i did like a somersault. knocked myself out for a couple of seconds stood up to get out and fuck me i fell out of it. No serious injuries but my right side is all bruised and my right shoulder hurts. Sympathy please

And the judge scores are

3.2 3.1 3.4 3

No gold for screwing the dismount

Get well soon, I'm sure all your fab friends are thinking of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a hug from me.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Maybe it's time to consider one of those walk in bath things - you'll find them in your latest SAGA magazine

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very funny i might get a discount at my grand old age

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Maybe it's time to consider one of those walk in bath things - you'll find them in your latest SAGA magazine

very funny i might get a discount at my grand old age

If you get a stairlift fitted at the same time it's 50% off I believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch, take it easy and be kind to yourself x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Oucchhyyy! Sometimes I go a bit light headed in the shower. Maybe some arnica might help, especially with the bruising

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Maybe it's time to consider one of those walk in bath things - you'll find them in your latest SAGA magazine

very funny i might get a discount at my grand old age

If you get a stairlift fitted at the same time it's 50% off I believe

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you seem to know an awful lot about this kind of stuff

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Maybe it's time to consider one of those walk in bath things - you'll find them in your latest SAGA magazine

very funny i might get a discount at my grand old age

If you get a stairlift fitted at the same time it's 50% off I believe

you seem to know an awful lot about this kind of stuff

Works for stanner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bathmat ?.....its supposed to be a non slip bath"

If there's residue from shower cream on the mat you can still slip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a virtual hug. I did this, but at the gym. Had a workout followed by a shower and sauna and another shower. As I stepped out I faijted and face planted the floor. I got a cut over one eye and a mild concussion. No idea how I got the sore arse though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch and double ouch. Poor you, have a gentle hug. X

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Maybe it's time to consider one of those walk in bath things - you'll find them in your latest SAGA magazine

very funny i might get a discount at my grand old age

If you get a stairlift fitted at the same time it's 50% off I believe

you seem to know an awful lot about this kind of stuff

Cos it was you I did some Googling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really feel for you, I’ve done something very similar which ended up with me on a dark street on my own on the floor after fainting (yes I was sober!) needing facial stitches, CTscan and in a hell of a lot of pain

It sounds like you were lucky! Take care and rest up x

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

well ive just had mother round and ive got bloody earache now

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Maybe it's time to consider one of those walk in bath things - you'll find them in your latest SAGA magazine

very funny i might get a discount at my grand old age

If you get a stairlift fitted at the same time it's 50% off I believe

you seem to know an awful lot about this kind of stuff

Cos it was you I did some Googling

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How kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bathmat ?.....its supposed to be a non slip bath

If there's residue from man cream on the mat you can still slip."

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Some kind of head protection.Cycle helmet or something.Hope you are ok.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Jesus, ouch! My mate did similiar, but hit side of the bath and then the wash basin on the way down, broke three ribs!

As others have said, if you blacked out you're best getting checked out.

Hope you are ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending lots of hugs xxx

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Here's an idea - line the bath and walls with sponge - acts as both protection if you fall and kind of like a car wash if you rub up against it - win-win!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I can go one better, how about empathy? I built a barrier to keep the mouse out of my bedroom - tripped over it at midnight and went a total purler - barked my shins, bruised my sternum and now have a black toe as well!!

After all that, finally found the mouse this afternoon - dead, IN my room!!!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

After all that, finally found the mouse this afternoon - dead, IN my room!!!

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ouch ouch and ouch you can share this thread with me

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

After all that, finally found the mouse this afternoon - dead, IN my room!!!

ouch ouch and ouch you can share this thread with me"

Thank you, I really need to be spooned and my hair stroked lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you go to hospital? Being out colc for that long is a pretty bad sign.

Seriously we cant say un concious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is one of my fears, so I take my phone into the bathroom with me and put it on the floor on a towel.

My sympathies, you must be hurting bad."

Get one of the newer Samsung's i bring it i to the shower with me ^_^

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Did you go to hospital? Being out colc for that long is a pretty bad sign.

Seriously we cant say un concious?"
it wasnt long but i have spoke to a doctor now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sending a gentle cwtch

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Just saying if this was a guy posting this he'd get heckled and laughed at

Hope you're ok though im expecting a few titters"

Did you land on your titters?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

After all that, finally found the mouse this afternoon - dead, IN my room!!!

Ouch! Did it die laughing?

Sorry couldn't resist

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

After all that, finally found the mouse this afternoon - dead, IN my room!!!

Ouch! Did it die laughing?

Sorry couldn't resist

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

After all that, finally found the mouse this afternoon - dead, IN my room!!!

"
did you squash it when you fell over lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

After all that, finally found the mouse this afternoon - dead, IN my room!!!

Ouch! Did it die laughing?

Sorry couldn't resist

Hoping you're on the mend

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