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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Poundland are doing engagement rings.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Isn't that the wrong kind of ringtone for round here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol, you can get like 20 of them for in a packet of haribo also for 1 pound!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run away

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Run away

You're safe I know what you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run away

You're safe I know what you want

Phew

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

...and Jeremy Kyle will guest star at the wedding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and Jeremy Kyle will guest star at the wedding."

I’m still on the draining board, how did you get here so fast

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"...and Jeremy Kyle will guest star at the wedding.

I’m still on the draining board, how did you get here so fast

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll get me coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poundland are doing engagement rings.

Please ask me

Fuck... just realised I’m married

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Poundland are doing engagement rings.

Please ask me

Fuck... just realised I’m married

And !

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Poundland are also doing lush Jo Malone alike big candles. They’re not a pound but 5 of them and it’s still a bargain.

Engagement? Pah. Commitment isn’t for the likes of me

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Poundland are also doing lush Jo Malone alike big candles. They’re not a pound but 5 of them and it’s still a bargain.

Engagement? Pah. Commitment isn’t for the likes of me

Or me, fancy a shag then

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Poundland are doing engagement rings.

So where the feck's mine, tight arse?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I prefer my Haribo one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That means half of Swindon are gonna get engaged then x

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Poundland are doing engagement rings.

So where the feck's mine, tight arse? "

I'd best go and get a dozen then

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I prefer my Haribo one

Very nice it is too

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Poundland are doing engagement rings.

Not bad for the chavs or teenage pregnancy

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"That means half of Swindon are gonna get engaged then x"

Can't the other half afford to

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

"Lol, you can get like 20 of them for in a packet of haribo also for 1 pound!"

Haha

hubby used a haribo ring when he proposed to me, we chose the proper ring together a week later

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

Suppose it's cheaper than those £1 drop arcade machines

and lucky if you got one

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

[Removed by poster at 11/02/19 19:45:26]

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Poundland are doing engagement rings.

So where the feck's mine, tight arse?

I'd best go and get a dozen then

Dear Mr P. Parts,

I will indeed expect said precious article of jewelry to arrive forthwith and carried by our most amazing postal service kind sir.

Sincerely,

Ms Giverofwood.

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over a year ago

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Poundland are doing engagement rings.

So where the feck's mine, tight arse?

I'd best go and get a dozen then

Dear Mr P. Parts,

I will indeed expect said precious article of jewelry to arrive forthwith and carried by our most amazing postal service kind sir.

Sincerely,

Ms Giverofwood."

If I'm giving you one wouldn't it be easier to do it in person

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I prefer my Haribo one

Very nice it is too

Tasted pretty good too, don’t tell Swing though shhhhhhh

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I prefer my Haribo one

Very nice it is too

Tasted pretty good too, don’t tell Swing though shhhhhhh

Your secret is safe

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I prefer my Haribo one

Very nice it is too

Tasted pretty good too, don’t tell Swing though shhhhhhh

Can’t believe you ate it! Shocked I am

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Poundland are doing engagement rings.

So where the feck's mine, tight arse?

I'd best go and get a dozen then

Dear Mr P. Parts,

I will indeed expect said precious article of jewelry to arrive forthwith and carried by our most amazing postal service kind sir.

Sincerely,

Ms Giverofwood.

If I'm giving you one wouldn't it be easier to do it in person

Enough of the crudity, kind sir. I would very much appreciate a darned good f%*@, however I am far to ladylike to ever admit to such heinous activities.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I prefer my Haribo one

Very nice it is too

Tasted pretty good too, don’t tell Swing though shhhhhhh

Can’t believe you ate it! Shocked I am

Babs it's replaceable

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Poundland are doing engagement rings.

So where the feck's mine, tight arse?

I'd best go and get a dozen then

Dear Mr P. Parts,

I will indeed expect said precious article of jewelry to arrive forthwith and carried by our most amazing postal service kind sir.

Sincerely,

Ms Giverofwood.

If I'm giving you one wouldn't it be easier to do it in person

Enough of the crudity, kind sir. I would very much appreciate a darned good f%*@, however I am far to ladylike to ever admit to such heinous activities.

If I got down on one knee I'd never get back up again

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By *on Ryans ExpressMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

"Poundland are doing engagement rings.

Just wondering you suggesting buying a job lot and offering one to everyone you meet?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I prefer my Haribo one

Very nice it is too

Tasted pretty good too, don’t tell Swing though shhhhhhh

Can’t believe you ate it! Shocked I am

Babs it's replaceable

It had sentimental value

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Poundland are doing engagement rings.

Just wondering you suggesting buying a job lot and offering one to everyone you meet?"

I've given 2 expensive ones away before so not a chance.

Or do you mean a shag

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I prefer my Haribo one

Very nice it is too

Tasted pretty good too, don’t tell Swing though shhhhhhh

Can’t believe you ate it! Shocked I am

Babs it's replaceable

It had sentimental value

It was also edible

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Poundland are doing engagement rings.

So where the feck's mine, tight arse?

I'd best go and get a dozen then

Dear Mr P. Parts,

I will indeed expect said precious article of jewelry to arrive forthwith and carried by our most amazing postal service kind sir.

Sincerely,

Ms Giverofwood.

If I'm giving you one wouldn't it be easier to do it in person

Enough of the crudity, kind sir. I would very much appreciate a darned good f%*@, however I am far to ladylike to ever admit to such heinous activities.

If I got down on one knee I'd never get back up again

You got down on both knees last week

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

I'll keep the receipt and take it back if (my imaginary fiancé to be) doesn't like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are joking aren’t you??

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"You are joking aren’t you??

No he's really not.

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