FabSwingers.com forum: Is it true ALL women are desperate for cock on here?

By *on Ryans Express OP Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

I have been told they are falling at your feet even cooking you a roast dinner as a thankyou!

Or have I been misled like I was with all the brexit promises?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

It's true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lamb or Beef?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not only women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I'm honest I have cooked for a couple of previous playmates. Probably why I don't see them anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody wants me cooking for them if they like being alive

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Gagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody wants me cooking for them if they like being alive "

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Lamb or Beef?"

I don't eat lamb or beef. Can you do chicken?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I have been told they are falling at your feet even cooking you a roast dinner as a thankyou!

Or have I been misled like I was with all the brexit promises?

It's definitely true, do you want chicken or beef with your dinner? Maybe a blow job while you're waiting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely freakin’ desperate.

Can you tell?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lamb or Beef?

I don't eat lamb or beef. Can you do chicken? "

What?!? I'm a full on carnivore. Will do chicken if pushed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, how's that working for you OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkshire puddings and a good stuffing

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm an excellent chef, a few people have been lucky enough to sample my culinary skills

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I love making sammiches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do roast dinners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make tea but fuck cooking for someone who won't eat my cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do roast dinners. "

I want one of yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do roast dinners.

I want one of yours.

If you ever came down this way I’d do one for you, we could nap together after it on the sofa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You heard right. We're all dripping wi' beef drippin'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do roast dinners.

I want one of yours.

If you ever came down this way I’d do one for you, we could nap together after it on the sofa. "

In peejays?

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By *on Ryans Express OP Man
over a year ago

Barnsley

"I do roast dinners.

I want one of yours.

If you ever came down this way I’d do one for you, we could nap together after it on the sofa. "

You are too kind you have restored my faith in fab generosity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do roast dinners.

I want one of yours.

If you ever came down this way I’d do one for you, we could nap together after it on the sofa.

You are too kind you have restored my faith in fab generosity

Your welcome

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Gagging. All of us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m getting fed up with the number of women who are after my cock. They ask for pics of it if they show me their boobs.

We’re not meat.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've got a bridge to sell you.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Goodness, the OP is a big boy!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m getting fed up with the number of women who are after my cock. They ask for pics of it if they show me their boobs.

We’re not meat. "

Oh my goodness that sounds absolutely awful!

I just don't know how you cope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goodness, the OP is a big boy!

i see your point.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I have got loads of women queueing outside my door every night demanding to come in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep I sit online in lingerie waiting for a message to meet

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Goodness, the OP is a big boy!

i see your point.

I think he'd earn the roast beef and all the trimmings!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I sit online in lingerie waiting for a message to meet

Absolutely!

I wouldn't dream logging on to fab with a pair of leggings and hoodie on with Bean juice stains on the front.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goodness, the OP is a big boy!

i see your point.

I think he'd earn the roast beef and all the trimmings!!

Oh yes and he definitely deserves an extra Yorkshire pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goodness, the OP is a big boy!

. I think it could be George of the jungle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goodness, the OP is a big boy!

. I think it could be George of the jungle

Watch out for the tree ! lmaoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m tied of searching people near by!its full of cocks!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I am. I offer them Tode in the hole

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Yes I am. I offer them Tode in the hole

I'm on my way to put my tode in your hole pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been told they are falling at your feet even cooking you a roast dinner as a thankyou!

Or have I been misled like I was with all the brexit promises?

Only a few of us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I sit online in lingerie waiting for a message to meet

Absolutely!

I wouldn't dream logging on to fab with a pair of leggings and hoodie on with Bean juice stains on the front.

Or pjs, fluffy socks and cosy dressing gown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I sit online in lingerie waiting for a message to meet

Absolutely!

I wouldn't dream logging on to fab with a pair of leggings and hoodie on with Bean juice stains on the front.

Or pjs, fluffy socks and cosy dressing gown

Absolutely not.

obviously all of us women are sat here with freshly shaved legs and sexy lingerie on ready and waiting!

Otherwise why else would we log on to fab unless we wanted sex right at that moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m getting fed up with the number of women who are after my cock. They ask for pics of it if they show me their boobs.

We’re not meat.

Oh my goodness that sounds absolutely awful!

I just don't know how you cope.

Plenty of counselling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I am. I offer them Tode in the hole

I'm on my way to put my tode in your hole pmsl

Hahaha shell I have the hole ready and waiting for you? Or would you prefer to prepare it yourself?? Pmsl

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By *asmine73Woman
over a year ago

Brisbane

"Goodness, the OP is a big boy!

i see your point.

Blimey so do I!!!! Yum

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Wait a minute this guy is actually going to end up getting a shag and a roast dinner out of this thread, isn't he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been told they are falling at your feet even cooking you a roast dinner as a thankyou!

Or have I been misled like I was with all the brexit promises?

It's a Brexit promise

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By *rand GestureMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes/London

According to my fabs, a lot of straight guys do too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait a minute this guy is actually going to end up getting a shag and a roast dinner out of this thread, isn't he

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"I have been told they are falling at your feet even cooking you a roast dinner as a thankyou!

Or have I been misled like I was with all the brexit promises?

Oh no it all true, I've had to turn my living room into a waiting room and install ticket system like at the supermarket deli counter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep I sit online in lingerie waiting for a message to meet

Absolutely!

I wouldn't dream logging on to fab with a pair of leggings and hoodie on with Bean juice stains on the front.

Or pjs, fluffy socks and cosy dressing gown

Absolutely not.

obviously all of us women are sat here with freshly shaved legs and sexy lingerie on ready and waiting!

Otherwise why else would we log on to fab unless we wanted sex right at that moment.

Does that mean I have to log off then?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Yes I am. I offer them Tode in the hole

I'm on my way to put my tode in your hole pmsl

Hahaha shell I have the hole ready and waiting for you? Or would you prefer to prepare it yourself?? Pmsl

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I will prep it I like to have a bit of hot pudding before my main course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I am. I offer them Tode in the hole

I'm on my way to put my tode in your hole pmsl

Hahaha shell I have the hole ready and waiting for you? Or would you prefer to prepare it yourself?? Pmsl

I will prep it I like to have a bit of hot pudding before my main course

I'll provide the cream for the pudding and you the gravy for the main coarse PMSL

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Yeah! I had an invite to stay over the Christmas holiday;-)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I make some mean Yorkshire puds!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I make some mean Yorkshire puds! "

Are you joining me and foxy threesome I'm not offering to many mind coz it's just to easy on here

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

Egg and bacon and a nice fryed slice so any of you ladies interested LOL

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I make some mean Yorkshire puds!

Are you joining me and foxy threesome I'm not offering to many mind coz it's just to easy on here

Ummmm..... Yeah...... Sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women love the cock, but not as much as the Fab straight males.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Lamb or Beef?

I don't eat lamb or beef. Can you do chicken?

What?!? I'm a full on carnivore. Will do chicken if pushed.. "

I'm pushing I'm pushing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lamb or Beef?

I don't eat lamb or beef. Can you do chicken?

What?!? I'm a full on carnivore. Will do chicken if pushed..

I'm pushing I'm pushing.

Ha ha jeez.. never been begged for a chicken before..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And most of the wome fight over the guys on here in loose fitting pjs with pillows that are loosing feathers

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"If I'm honest I have cooked for a couple of previous playmates. Probably why I don't see them anymore!

I'm missing out by being too old, whatever happened to caring for the elderly?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"If I'm honest I have cooked for a couple of previous playmates. Probably why I don't see them anymore!

I'm missing out by being too old, whatever happened to caring for the elderly?"

Young uns today Bobby they just don't care

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"If I'm honest I have cooked for a couple of previous playmates. Probably why I don't see them anymore!

I'm missing out by being too old, whatever happened to caring for the elderly?"

It costs to much and you hang on to long

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Glad to say I’m not desperate

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

Not me.....looking for quality

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’m not desperate for anything in life. I’m quite content actually

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I’m not desperate for anything in life. I’m quite content actually

Not even afternoon tea?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’m not desperate for anything in life. I’m quite content actually

Not even afternoon tea?

That’s an urge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's having you on OP

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I’m not desperate for anything in life. I’m quite content actually

Not even afternoon tea?

That’s an urge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fall down at your feet....not a hope. Cook a dinner for you.... even more unlikely

Peach x

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By *nobMan
over a year ago

newport

Is it a nice cunt?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say I have ever been desperate for it but sometimes there is a desire for a nice one with a hunk attached to it at one end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Lamb or Beef?

I don't eat lamb or beef. Can you do chicken?

What?!? I'm a full on carnivore. Will do chicken if pushed..

I'm pushing I'm pushing.

Ha ha jeez.. never been begged for a chicken before.. "

Must admit I'm normally choking the chicken......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair I took a toasty machine on one hotel meet shagged him. Fed him then shagged him again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair I took a toasty machine on one hotel meet shagged him. Fed him then shagged him again. "

And I'm craving his cock so does that make me desperate for him

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"Nobody wants me cooking for them if they like being alive "

Project fear!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I have been told they are falling at your feet even cooking you a roast dinner as a thankyou!

Or have I been misled like I was with all the brexit promises?

All true. As my friend Jay says, you'll be "knee deep in clunge" in a matter of seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been told they are falling at your feet even cooking you a roast dinner as a thankyou!

Or have I been misled like I was with all the brexit promises?

Is that the platinum supporters package?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a Sunday roast down to a fine art

I cook the meat for 3 hours on really low so it's proper tender

Boil the potatoes and scrape with fork before roasting so there soft inside crispy outside

I boil and mash swede

Do sage n onion stuffing

Steam the veg so it's perfect

Yorkshire are aunt bessie and I make them crispy

Plenty of gravy and condiments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a Sunday roast down to a fine art

I cook the meat for 3 hours on really low so it's proper tender

Boil the potatoes and scrape with fork before roasting so there soft inside crispy outside

I boil and mash swede

Do sage n onion stuffing

Steam the veg so it's perfect

Yorkshire are aunt bessie and I make them crispy

Plenty of gravy and condiments

Wee grind of salt & pepper before the Yorkshires go in the oven, makes them that wee bit more yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every last one of the felame variety wants for nothing more than to fill the boots of the bellies of whom her fandango tangos for.

I'm D*unkard and can't see straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only get tea n a bicky here and only if your a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every last one of the felame variety wants for nothing more than to fill the boots of the bellies of whom her fandango tangos for.

I'm D*unkard and can't see straight "

*female

I'm wankered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goodness, the OP is a big boy!

All those roast dinners he's been eating, oh wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are all gagging for it isn't that obvious?

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"I've got a Sunday roast down to a fine art

I cook the meat for 3 hours on really low so it's proper tender

Boil the potatoes and scrape with fork before roasting so there soft inside crispy outside

I boil and mash swede

Do sage n onion stuffing

Steam the veg so it's perfect

Yorkshire are aunt bessie and I make them crispy

Plenty of gravy and condiments

Aunt bessies are flavourless shite compared to homemade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Every last one of the felame variety wants for nothing more than to fill the boots of the bellies of whom her fandango tangos for.

I'm D*unkard and can't see straight

*female

I'm wankered

I feel I must explain that my delightful lady was indeed completely and utterly wankered when she made these posts, so much so that she did not even remember making them this morning.

This should not be held against her though, for in the spirit of the thread she can indeed cook one of the finest Sunday roasts that it has been my fortune to taste and furthermore is also as delightful a hostess when being given a thorough roasting of her own.

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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Every last one of the felame variety wants for nothing more than to fill the boots of the bellies of whom her fandango tangos for.

I'm D*unkard and can't see straight

*female

I'm wankered

I feel I must explain that my delightful lady was indeed completely and utterly wankered when she made these posts, so much so that she did not even remember making them this morning.

I wouldn't worry about it some are far worse on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyin for it

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

I wish lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely... I've even got it in capitals on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can hear the waves crashing it’s like a tsunami

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By *anana JoeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"We are all gagging for it isn't that obvious? "

Not to me it isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it all the ones that are don't live in your area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah you're right actually op, I am gagging for it

Peach x

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By *esires of HertsCouple
over a year ago

Herts and London Borders

I'm sure women don't log on for cooking recipes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol tis a very good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure women don't log on for cooking recipes..."

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By *andy2Man
over a year ago

Ealing

"Not only women."

That’s very true x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure women don't log on for cooking recipes..."

But plenty DO log on to ask for cake. They just can't be arsed with the making process...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I feel let down now ..... I only ever get a bacon sandwich and coffee ..... hmmmm wonder what how I up my game to the level of a roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I feel let down now ..... I only ever get a bacon sandwich and coffee ..... hmmmm wonder what how I up my game to the level of a roast

Toby carvery?

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over a year ago

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

It's true, and I throw in extra yorkies if your cock is magnificent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been referred to as a massive cock ..... does that count

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton

"I've been referred to as a massive cock ..... does that count

Count for what?

I fail to see what that has to do with women supposedly gagging for it.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"I have been told they are falling at your feet even cooking you a roast dinner as a thankyou!

Or have I been misled like I was with all the brexit promises?

It's all ball shit unless said cock is attached to Tom Hardy or some vain moron then it's a clunge fest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been referred to as a massive cock ..... does that count

Count for what?

I fail to see what that has to do with women supposedly gagging for it.

Sorry I was attempting to add some extra humour into an already comical thread .....

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton

"I've been referred to as a massive cock ..... does that count

Count for what?

I fail to see what that has to do with women supposedly gagging for it.

Sorry I was attempting to add some extra humour into an already comical thread ..... "

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you were trying to be funny! C-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been referred to as a massive cock ..... does that count

Count for what?

I fail to see what that has to do with women supposedly gagging for it.

Sorry I was attempting to add some extra humour into an already comical thread .....

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you were trying to be funny! C-"

That's the one .... it's ok I know some struggle with humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are all gagging for it isn't that obvious?

Not to me it isn't

Well it should be you need to look harder.

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over a year ago

"I have been told they are falling at your feet even cooking you a roast dinner as a thankyou!

Or have I been misled like I was with all the brexit promises?

We're all named Delia Smith. Huge beef dripping fans.

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By *eeroybrownMan
over a year ago

aldershot

Can we get some Yorkshire puddings too or is that pushing it a bit far?

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Can we get some Yorkshire puddings too or is that pushing it a bit far? "
full roast here today

pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we get some Yorkshire puddings too or is that pushing it a bit far? "

You wouldn't want mine, to be honest.

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Ah yeah its true I have put 4 stone on since joining and now too fat to see me cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah yeah its true I have put 4 stone on since joining and now too fat to see me cock"

Lol...that is funny...

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