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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

You're married to the person above but the question is "what grounds for divorce" are you using to break up based on their unreasonable behaviour

Curly wurly for the funniest made up reason ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I binned all his coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Everything' is always wrinkly as he is never out that blasted pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't tell me he was a guy... Honeymoon was a bit of a shock I can tell you that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 11/02/19 17:12:16]"

Can't take the time to talk to me properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Promised me a life of fun and games, didn’t even crack a smile once. His dad jokes are terrible waste of the English language.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

They're already maried to a nigerian 'prince'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She wouldn't eat my cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She DID eat my cooking

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By *rank EinsteinMan
over a year ago

Burton upon stather

They keep binning my blue milk and buying skimmed milk. That's just water pretending to be milk and is unacceptable.

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By *ral-lover86Man
over a year ago

Oxford

"She DID eat my cooking "

I forgot to curtsy

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"They keep binning my blue milk and buying skimmed milk. That's just water pretending to be milk and is unacceptable."

He doesn't love the blues!!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"They keep binning my blue milk and buying skimmed milk. That's just water pretending to be milk and is unacceptable.

He doesn't love the blues!!!

My allergy to horses nearly killed me.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"They keep binning my blue milk and buying skimmed milk. That's just water pretending to be milk and is unacceptable.

He doesn't love the blues!!!

My allergy to horses nearly killed me. "

She regularly takes me against my will when she's d*unk 2 bottles of vodka

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"They keep binning my blue milk and buying skimmed milk. That's just water pretending to be milk and is unacceptable.

He doesn't love the blues!!!

My allergy to horses nearly killed me. "

Wouldn't be the first...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"They keep binning my blue milk and buying skimmed milk. That's just water pretending to be milk and is unacceptable.

He doesn't love the blues!!!

My allergy to horses nearly killed me.

She regularly takes me against my will when she's d*unk 2 bottles of vodka "

He was never out that bloody pool....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung like a horse

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"Hung like a horse

Sat on my jaffa cakes.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Wasn't tall enough.....

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Tried to marry me off to someone else

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Tried to marry me off to someone else

Continually signing Return Of The Mac

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Tried to marry me off to someone else

Couldn't take all of Big Bob the huge donkey dick from down the road.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried to marry me off to someone else

Couldn't take all of Big Bob the huge donkey dick from down the road.....

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the curtains did indeed match the drapes

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Tried to marry me off to someone else

Couldn't take all of Big Bob the huge donkey dick from down the road.....

the curtains did indeed match the drapes

Accused me of dying my hair!!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Tried to marry me off to someone else

Couldn't take all of Big Bob the huge donkey dick from down the road.....

the curtains did indeed match the drapes

Accused me of dying my hair!!

She never told me she wanted to be the dom

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Tried to marry me off to someone else

Couldn't take all of Big Bob the huge donkey dick from down the road.....

the curtains did indeed match the drapes

Accused me of dying my hair!!

She never told me she wanted to be the dom

Lying bitch!! Gonna smack your arse for that! (and divorce you!)

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"Tried to marry me off to someone else

Couldn't take all of Big Bob the huge donkey dick from down the road.....

the curtains did indeed match the drapes

Accused me of dying my hair!!

She never told me she wanted to be the dom

Lying bitch!! Gonna smack your arse for that! (and divorce you!)

She scared me in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried to marry me off to someone else

Couldn't take all of Big Bob the huge donkey dick from down the road.....

the curtains did indeed match the drapes

Accused me of dying my hair!!

She never told me she wanted to be the dom

Lying bitch!! Gonna smack your arse for that! (and divorce you!)

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She was wearing my boxers and not even washing them even after a rub

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Tried to marry me off to someone else

Couldn't take all of Big Bob the huge donkey dick from down the road.....

the curtains did indeed match the drapes

Accused me of dying my hair!!

She never told me she wanted to be the dom

Lying bitch!! Gonna smack your arse for that! (and divorce you!)

She was wearing my boxers and not even washing them even after a rub

He loved A.L.F. more than me - and the perverted bastard tried to fuck me with it’s snout!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Too many people have seen your nekkid bum!!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Too many people have seen your nekkid bum!!

True Fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried to marry me off to someone else

Couldn't take all of Big Bob the huge donkey dick from down the road.....

the curtains did indeed match the drapes

Accused me of dying my hair!!

She never told me she wanted to be the dom

Lying bitch!! Gonna smack your arse for that! (and divorce you!)

She was wearing my boxers and not even washing them even after a rub

He loved A.L.F. more than me - and the perverted bastard tried to fuck me with it’s snout!

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Walked in from a hard days work the tea wasn’t cooked!!! The bath wasn’t run and to top it off she was face sitting my childhood toy!! Poor thing was suffocating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many people have seen your nekkid bum!!

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Yours is as peachy as peaches haha!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Too many people have seen your nekkid bum!!

Yours is as peachy as peaches haha!

Found out his chest tatt translated to 'Alice'

Who the fuck is Alice!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're married to the person above but the question is "what grounds for divorce" are you using to break up based on their unreasonable behaviour

Curly wurly for the funniest made up reason ?"

Welcome to splitsville! population You!

That should work, who needs an explanation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He thinks Donald Trump is a top bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're married to the person above but the question is "what grounds for divorce" are you using to break up based on their unreasonable behaviour

Curly wurly for the funniest made up reason ?

Welcome to splitsville! population You!

That should work, who needs an explanation

He just wouldn't listen, so I keep him in the back garden instead...fuck paying for a divorce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many people have seen your nekkid bum!!

Yours is as peachy as peaches haha!

Found out his chest tatt translated to 'Alice'

Who the fuck is Alice!?

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It’s my weekend name

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"You're married to the person above but the question is "what grounds for divorce" are you using to break up based on their unreasonable behaviour

Curly wurly for the funniest made up reason ?

Welcome to splitsville! population You!

That should work, who needs an explanation

He just wouldn't listen, so I keep him in the back garden instead...fuck paying for a divorce"

She didn’t have a penis! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She kept leaving the toilet seat down

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"She kept leaving the toilet seat down

She never let me wear her heels

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"She kept leaving the toilet seat down

She never let me wear her heels "
insisted I carpeted the walls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She kept leaving the toilet seat down

She never let me wear her heels insisted I carpeted the walls"

Not once did he get his harp out!. Was always fiddling with his bald patch .

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