FabSwingers.com forum: Alternative Valentines

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Roses are Red

Violets are blue

Whenever I see you

I need a big poo...

Nothing says love like a bowel movement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My god your so hot

Pass me that fan

Your Mum's even Hotter

But best is your Gran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My alternative valentine

With this plastic sheet and shovel

Today is the day

Your going to be mine

(Not sure I've got the hang of this)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see you from behind your legs so long and slender, body and hair so sexy you make my cock firm

When you turn around I can’t help myself but Squirm.

Your nose is crooked, eyes crossed and teeth a sixty a day shade of tobacco brown.

I might be able to go through with it if I can manage to get a few more beers down!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I lick your rim

There's sauce on it

You are a plate

I love you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lick your rim

There's sauce on it

You are a plate

I love you."

I just spat out a mouthful of tea! That's lethal lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my funny valentine

Your lips taste fruitier than fine wine

Your eyes so soulful with a wicked glint

Your smile so inviting with a salacious hint

Your cheeks so flushed like a delicate rose

Makes me realise I want to fuck your nose

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I thought that I could love no other

That was until I met your mother (or brother)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Valentine, Valentine

Will you be mine

I've fabbed all your pics

When's the best time

Been mailing for ages

Had the time if my life

You've just sent your face pic

Fuck! It's the wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If I had a brick

I’d throw it at you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be your beau

I want you so

Especially in your nightie

When moonlight flits

Across your tits

Oh Jesus Christ Almighty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tarmac is black

Just like my car

Now lie on your back

And unhook your bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love me tender, love me true

And bring your wife along too

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Umbrellas get lost

So why don't you

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Roses are red

Their thorns are painful

I found my massive dildo

He said he wants anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Umbrellas get lost

So why don't you"

I like that

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By *oxerinboxersMan
over a year ago

Violets are red

Roses are blue

Turns out Stevie Wonder don’t have clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I’m having a wank

And thinking of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god, you all are so funny

And definitely sound so horny

I love all the crap you write in your texts

And long for the day when we’ll sext

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Roses are red

The leaves are green

I'll spend valentines alone

And enjoy flicking my bean

In fact fuck the roses

They are far too thorny

Perving on Fab

Makes me all horny.

I really don't care

That my rhyme is so shit

As I have cracking tits

And an awesome clit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh baby you’re the dog’s bollocks

Your voluptuous curves make me quiver

Your raven hair and flowing locks

Send tingles down my spine and make me shiver

Your pins so inviting in your black stockings and boots with laces

Need wrapping round neck while I devour your vagina

Your so fucking sexy my heart it races

Oh fuck what’s that pain, it’s acute angina

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Roses are red

Violets are blue

FAF?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Loving all the above. Hope Clintons are taking note!

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Its feb 14th my partners away

Come over to my house we can play

Kissing and sucking

Licking and fucking

Best blooming thing on Valentine’s Day

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Roses are red

Peas are green

You've the best vagina

That I've ever seen

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Roses are expensive

Violets are too

So I'm of to the Pound shop

For a present for you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Violets are blue

Roses are red

I've got a boner

So give me some head

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Roses are red. And so is my arse. That bloody dildo was really too big.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

That's a lie, Roses can be many colours . So Fuck off .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have chlamydia,

You may have too...

**Disclaimer I do not have chlamydia

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Roses are boring

Violets are dumb

I'd rather have rhubarb

And a lick of my bum....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sit on my face

Till my lips turn blue

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Roses are Red

My tits aren't plastic

I wish you were here

To twang my elastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are red

Sometimes they’re pink

If you like big tits

Give me a wink

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

You have beautiful eyes

Your teeth are like stars , they come out at night

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

We've flirted on the forums

I've perved your profile too

I'd like to touch your bell end

So send me a message, do

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By *ueballpaulMan
over a year ago

North Derbyshire

Violets are blue

Roses are pink

I’d go up your bum

But it makes my dick stink

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By *ueballpaulMan
over a year ago

North Derbyshire

Violets are blue

Roses are white

I wish I’d met you 10 yrs ago

When your pussy was tight

I’m killing this thread!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Roses are Red

And I love dick

But there's a big difference

Between a dick and a prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are Red

And I love dick

But there's a big difference

Between a dick and a prick

That’s so true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Violets at the back,

Roses at the front,

You're so hot,

You make my cunt grunt.

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Roses are red

Chocolates are nicer

You best aim for my arse

That’s a bit tighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

Chocolates are nicer

You best aim for my arse

That’s a bit tighter

With the Chocolates?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Valentine, Valentine

Will you be mine

I've fabbed all your pics

When's the best time

Been mailing for ages

Had the time if my life

You've just sent your face pic

Fuck! It's the wife"

Absolutely love this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my funny valentine

I keep messaging you all the time

But you keep me waiting your such a tease

Four years of messages answer one please

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Roses are red

Chocolates are nicer

You best aim for my arse

That’s a bit tighter

With the Chocolates?"

Or use the roses as some sort of arse darts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

Chocolates are nicer

You best aim for my arse

That’s a bit tighter

With the Chocolates?

Or use the roses as some sort of arse darts

You mean like in my avatar?

Miss Honey thought it would be funny to use it as a Rose Varse

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Ryming is hard

Like I am for you

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Roses are red

Chocolates are nicer

You best aim for my arse

That’s a bit tighter

With the Chocolates?

Or use the roses as some sort of arse darts

You mean like in my avatar?

Miss Honey thought it would be funny to use it as a Rose Varse

I think that’s better than I could have imagined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

Chocolates are nicer

You best aim for my arse

That’s a bit tighter

With the Chocolates?

Or use the roses as some sort of arse darts

You mean like in my avatar?

Miss Honey thought it would be funny to use it as a Rose Varse

I think that’s better than I could have imagined

It’s a work of Arse

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Roses are red

Chocolates are nicer

You best aim for my arse

That’s a bit tighter

With the Chocolates?

Or use the roses as some sort of arse darts

You mean like in my avatar?

Miss Honey thought it would be funny to use it as a Rose Varse

I think that’s better than I could have imagined

It’s a work of Arse"

Arseome indeed

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Valentine's day is overrated

But play your cards right

And you might get plated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The rose is red

With many a thorn

Pegging me with one

Gives me the horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

Chocolates are nicer

You best aim for my arse

That’s a bit tighter

With the Chocolates?

Or use the roses as some sort of arse darts

You mean like in my avatar?

Miss Honey thought it would be funny to use it as a Rose Varse

I think that’s better than I could have imagined

It’s a work of Arse

Arseome indeed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses have cred

Violets have too

Try mine in bed

See what I make you do

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

MacDonald do burgers

KFC do chicken

If you share your bargain bucket

It won't be chicken I'm licking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rose petals are red

The stems are quite thorny

You can sit on my face

Whenever you're horny

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The roses are red

The grapes are all ripe

Would you like cock

Snot up your fart pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My funny valentine

You make my eyes go squiffy

Bend over quick

I’ll be done in a jiffy

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Roses are flowers

Peonies as well.

You remind me of flowers

Because flowers smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oy suck my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oy suck my cock"

Behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boxers are blue

My boxers are brown

But when I'm with you

My boxers are down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sent a few messages

Had a few back

Starting to think

She wants my sack

Arranging the time

Is next on the cards

Look at the distance,

It's only 528000 yards.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Like your waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh baby you make my heart skip and jump

When I pull down your knickers and kiss your rump

Oh oh baby you make me wanna sing

You taste so fine when I lick your ring

Oh oh baby I’m cock-a-hoop

The way you squirm when Itongue your hoop

Oh oh baby you’re a work of art

What’s that smell, did you just fart?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses have thorns

There stems are quite thick

put your hand down my pants

and touch up my prick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are black

Violets are black

My heart is black

Good job black suits me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My previous Valentine's

Was my stalker screaming, "your mine".

But with your glorious left hooks

And fabulously generous fucks

I'd be happy to say I'm yours

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

Roses are red.

Violets are blue

Poems are hard

And I am too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Like your waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MacDonald do burgers

KFC do chicken

If you share your bargain bucket

It won't be chicken I'm licking

Sounds a fair deal

Not gonna moan

Have it all if you like,

Even my bone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My heart is pounding,

The van engine's warm,

Does this cloth

smell like chloroform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's time for bed

I'm getting head

Giggidy.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Some roses are red, you said

Violets aren't really blue

You're pretty pedantic

But I still fancy you...

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Roses are beautiful violets are gorgeous

Don't piss me off

Signed

oscar pistorius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm kinda lucky that I've got a nice guy

didn't bat an eye when I told him I'm bi

I watched his smile grow with the seeds that i'd sown

That I'm also turned on when he meets on his own

A profile for him and a profile for me,

Soon realised the forum was the best place to be

A few profile tweaks and soon we were set,

To make a connection with peeps on the net

My fingers were crossed I'd get sent a pic,

Of my hubby's cut cock being enjoyed with a lick

I still perved the hot pics, so many nice breasts

A fab would be granted to the ones I liked best

But still I kept hoping that soon I would find,

A lady for fun, who had the same dirty mind

A lady to join us for some mff fun,

A snog and a fondle maybe a spank of the bum

I'd like to surprise him with a night filled with sex,

With kissing and licking, on bodies, on necks

I know this will be a great way to get hard,

I hope he forgives me for forgetting his card!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Great Scott - you’re sexy!

Your breasts are pert,

Inside your vag,

I want to spurt!

William Blake

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west

N ow you know I love you babe you're the one

E asily my stars, my moon, my bright sun

C an I pick up your pieces and make you whole

R eally keeping you together is my only goal

O nce I wrap my loving arm's around you

P eoples opinions don't affect what we do

H ow i love your mushiness when we screw

I have one thing to give you it comes from the heart

L ove my sweet darling you knew this part

I Know the people who sneer have the right of course

A ll i can say , I love loving your corpse.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I wasn't expecting flowers

But then the knock at the door

Delivery guy said can you take these in

There's no reply at number 4!

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS
over a year ago

North west

"I wasn't expecting flowers

But then the knock at the door

Delivery guy said can you take these in

There's no reply at number 4!"

I know her at No4 She's a rightt friggin whore

So i crouched in the doorway an poo'd on her floor

Thinking you should have thought before this money you've spent

Apparantley Nothing say's love like a steamy bowel movement

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I baked you a cake

It is a bundt

I hope you c'hoke

'Cause you're a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses are expensive

Fancy chocolates are too

So I sent you a like on Facebook

That'll have to do

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I brought you a gift

These flowers I am holding

We could try some Dom / sub

Or maybe cuckolding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lover bought some lube

She thought it would be naughty

To get me into bed and squirt

My cock with WD40

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