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Walked into a room part 6

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

You walk in a room. And you find the user above there.

Only using FIVE words ONLY. What do you say to them?

Example;

Handsome what’s on the menu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still waiting for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Screw dinner, what's for dessert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops my apologies wrong door

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

You not after any dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok mate, I've eaten

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Really. My fish is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Really. My fish is good"

I'm allergic to fish chef

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Well what do you fancy?

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Any horny wives in here

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Hello. Anyone alive in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where has every one gone

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

You can put that away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can put that away."

I will not it’s mine

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

My *** put em off

Fill the missing word in

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"My *** put em off

Fill the missing word in "

You like these threads doncha?

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum


"My *** put em off

Fill the missing word in "

Excuse me Chef, need Cheeky

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Wanna see what I got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you turn round please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to leave now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a massage Cheeky Chops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy a massage Cheeky Chops?"

Yes, now your talking PB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooops sorry mate wrong door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy going for a pint

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Fancy going for a pint

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Yeah sure, what you drinking?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

How you get in house????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice glasses and nice hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy going for a pint

Yeah sure, what you drinking? "

Double vodka and come please

(Still five words lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy going for a pint

Yeah sure, what you drinking?

Double vodka and come please

(Still five words lol)"

Coke I meant

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Fancy going for a pint

Yeah sure, what you drinking?

Double vodka and come please

(Still five words lol)

Coke I meant "

I'll stick to the Ballygowan.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Fancy going for a pint

Yeah sure, what you drinking?

Double vodka and come please

(Still five words lol)

Coke I meant

I'll stick to the Ballygowan."

Well it isn't plucking

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Fancy going for a pint

Yeah sure, what you drinking?

Double vodka and come please

(Still five words lol)

Coke I meant "

Anytime, get it down you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy going for a pint

Yeah sure, what you drinking?

Double vodka and come please

(Still five words lol)

Coke I meant

Anytime, get it down you x"

Which one first or second lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need a good time

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Fancy going for a pint

Yeah sure, what you drinking?

Double vodka and come please

(Still five words lol)

Coke I meant

Anytime, get it down you x

Which one first or second lolol "

Let's try for both right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy going for a pint

Yeah sure, what you drinking?

Double vodka and come please

(Still five words lol)

Coke I meant

Anytime, get it down you x

Which one first or second lolol

Let's try for both right? "

There's an offer can't refuse

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Fancy going for a pint

Yeah sure, what you drinking?

Double vodka and come please

(Still five words lol)

Coke I meant

Anytime, get it down you x

Which one first or second lolol

Let's try for both right?

There's an offer can't refuse "

Get a room you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy going for a pint

Yeah sure, what you drinking?

Double vodka and come please

(Still five words lol)

Coke I meant

Anytime, get it down you x

Which one first or second lolol

Let's try for both right?

There's an offer can't refuse

Get a room you two "

Where's the merest empty one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fancy going for a pint

Yeah sure, what you drinking?

Double vodka and come please

(Still five words lol)

Coke I meant

Anytime, get it down you x

Which one first or second lolol

Let's try for both right?

There's an offer can't refuse

Get a room you two

Where's the merest empty one "

Nearest*

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

That elf outfit is hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you cook some food

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

What food do you fancy?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Chinese, put some clothes on.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Chinese, put some clothes on."

Hello there we meet again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chinese, put some clothes on."

No, you’ve got none on

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Chinese, put some clothes on.

No, you’ve got none on "

Charming ignore us then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chinese, put some clothes on.

No, you’ve got none on

Charming ignore us then! "

Sorry, nice to meet you

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Lets get in those jeans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That elf outfit is hot "

Haha thank you very muchly

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

Get your coat, you’ve pulled.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Thank you but I'm good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your coat, you’ve pulled. "

Where are we off then ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your coat, you’ve pulled.

Where are we off then ? "

Fancy some naughty female fun then

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Get your coat, you’ve pulled.

Where are we off then ?

Fancy some naughty female fun then"

Get your clothes off then

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By *wilson77Man
over a year ago

harrington

My God your a beautiful lady

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Turns around and walks out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gets out the monopoly board

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Doggy please..

For Monopoly you dirty bunch.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Doggy please..

For Monopoly you dirty bunch. "

Well we are all naked

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Use your paddle or mine?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Use your paddle or mine? "

Please be gentle this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get back in your cage

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By *ryitonce6978Man
over a year ago

Hotel on Tuesday

Gonna let me suck it?

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Sorry. Not my cuppa tea

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Get your coat, you’ve pulled.

Where are we off then ? "

Somewhere we can get naughty.

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Man of mystery, aren't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your coat, you’ve pulled.

Where are we off then ?

Fancy some naughty female fun then"

That's sounds like a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your coat, you’ve pulled.

Where are we off then ?

Somewhere we can get naughty. "

Oooh im a lucky girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man of mystery, aren't you? "

He certainly seems to be lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get your coat, you’ve pulled.

Where are we off then ?

Fancy some naughty female fun then

Get your clothes off then "

It I may need help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna see my stamp collection?

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Wanna see my stamp collection? "

Are they the lickable ones?

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Is there a bar here?

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By *layfulcoupleCouple
over a year ago

a kinky mood

Yes what’s your tipple? Gin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes what’s your tipple? Gin?"

Large one on the rocks

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"

Large one on the rocks"

We're two of a kind

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Shake that ass, watch yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My *** put em off

Fill the missing word in "

Small aubergine?

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Man of mystery, aren't you?

He certainly seems to be lol "

Me? Lol. I don’t mind sending a pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man of mystery, aren't you?

He certainly seems to be lol

Me? Lol. I don’t mind sending a pic. "

Still waiting lolol

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Man of mystery, aren't you?

He certainly seems to be lol

Me? Lol. I don’t mind sending a pic.

Still waiting lolol"

Not a man of mystery now. As you know, pics sent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man of mystery, aren't you?

He certainly seems to be lol

Me? Lol. I don’t mind sending a pic.

Still waiting lolol

Not a man of mystery now. As you know, pics sent. "

Ooo la la

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good tea bag thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man of mystery, aren't you?

He certainly seems to be lol

Me? Lol. I don’t mind sending a pic.

Still waiting lolol

Not a man of mystery now. As you know, pics sent. "

Lol sorry if I broke ya screen is all I can say hahaha

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Huh? Where is elf land?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Huh? Where is elf land? "

Nice to see you again.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Huh? Where is elf land?

Nice to see you again. "

Well it won't lick itself

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By *redjMan
over a year ago

gloucestershire

Promise i wont bite it x

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By *redjMan
over a year ago

gloucestershire

Wanna see my cum face x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, this floor is sticky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Huh? Where is elf land? "
it alternates between Manc and Brum

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Take me there. Pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take me there. Pretty please "

Medium rare steak please chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take me there. Pretty please "

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Take me there. Pretty please "

Hey, is it you again. Lol

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Haven't you finished it yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take me there. Pretty please

Hey, is it you again. Lol"

Hello again Mr mysterious lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't you finished it yet "

Don't recall ever starting anything

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Haven't you finished it yet

Don't recall ever starting anything "

Wow you're jolly tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haven't you finished it yet

Don't recall ever starting anything

Wow you're jolly tall"

I have very long legs

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Eleven, legs to heaven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eleven, legs to heaven "

Let me find me heels

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Welcome to my humble home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Welcome to my humble home"

What is on the menu?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Welcome to my humble home"

Must stop meeting like this

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Welcome to my humble home

Must stop meeting like this "

Take me to bed or .......

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By *rbubbleMan
over a year ago

wild west sligo mayo roscommon

Get me out of here

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Get me out of here "

Drop the towel pretty please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minnie wanna touch your tail

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Minnie wanna touch your tail"

Sorry wrong room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Minnie wanna touch your tail

Sorry wrong room "
who said that

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Police!!!!.....there's loads ppl in ma hoooouse

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Police!!!!.....there's loads ppl in ma hoooouse "

It's my house now, Dave...

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Police!!!!.....there's loads ppl in ma hoooouse

It's my house now, Dave..."

Why arn't you tied up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's on her cam.........damn

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Police!!!!.....there's loads ppl in ma hoooouse

It's my house now, Dave..."

Ok Norman.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the hills whatan offa

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"on the hills whatan offa"

Hardy ha ha ha....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"on the hills whatan offa"

Show me your best moves...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

show me yours same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How flexible are you Muppet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can touch your toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can touch, no licking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn licking and kissing is

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Damn licking and kissing is"

While your down there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/03/19 16:48:29]

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Fancy a drink and laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just sit on my calfs

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Just sit on my calfs"

My vagina is getting restless...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just sit on my calfs

My vagina is getting restless..."
that sounds like a job

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By *rbubbleMan
over a year ago

wild west sligo mayo roscommon

Are you taking another selfie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No just loading cam up

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"No just loading cam up"

Who's that flashing his bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No just loading cam up

Who's that flashing his bits "
the guy with big balls

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"No just loading cam up

Who's that flashing his bits the guy with big balls"

Its not fucking cricket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No just loading cam up

Who's that flashing his bits the guy with big balls

Its not fucking cricket "
the pimms is out ready

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"No just loading cam up

Who's that flashing his bits the guy with big balls

Its not fucking cricket the pimms is out ready"

I now like this game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No just loading cam up

Who's that flashing his bits the guy with big balls

Its not fucking cricket the pimms is out ready

I now like this game"
strip off and drink some

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"No just loading cam up

Who's that flashing his bits the guy with big balls

Its not fucking cricket the pimms is out ready

I now like this gamestrip off and drink some"

I can drink clothed cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No just loading cam up

Who's that flashing his bits the guy with big balls

Its not fucking cricket the pimms is out ready

I now like this gamestrip off and drink some

I can drink clothed cheeky "
the heating is on full

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Its quite hot in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its quite hot in here"

Take your cloths off then

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Ok you win, strips off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok you win, strips off"

Keep your high heels on

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

leave your hat on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" leave your hat on "

Wow those heels are hot

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


" leave your hat on

Wow those heels are hot "

Compliments greatly appreciated thank you

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By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

swindon

Hey, is the party started?

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Everyone's now gone home.

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By *andsome_Chef88 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Nice to meet you, candycane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handsome chief has three legs

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Is that a tripod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that a tripod"

You didn't type five words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is that a tripod

You didn't type five words "

Must play to the rules

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Is that a tripod

You didn't type five words

Must play to the rules"

Is that a big tripod

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Do you come here often?

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

As often as im made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you come here often? "

I’ve somewhere better to cum

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Do you come here often?

I’ve somewhere better to cum "

There's plenty room on them

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall


"Do you come here often?

I’ve somewhere better to cum "

I dont doubt you do

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Enough to feed an army

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Do you come here often?

I’ve somewhere better to cum

I dont doubt you do "

Morning sex is the best

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Do you come here often?

I’ve somewhere better to cum

I dont doubt you do

Morning sex is the best "

Sex is great at anytime

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Hangover sex is amazing too

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Do you come here often?

I’ve somewhere better to cum

I dont doubt you do

Morning sex is the best

Sex is great at anytime "

Room for a little one

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Stand to attention then private

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Stand to attention then private "

Ready for inspection Madam Cane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the hell am I?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Where the hell am I? "

You're in the cake aisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell am I?

You're in the cake aisle "

Anyone said cake? Cake? CAKE?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where the hell am I?

You're in the cake aisle "

Can I have cake please

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Where the hell am I? "

Private parts sweaty boot camp

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Where the hell am I?

You're in the cake aisle

Can I have cake please "

Yes, If you get naked

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Where the hell am I?

You're in the cake aisle

Can I have cake please "

step away from the cake

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Where the hell am I?

Private parts sweaty boot camp "

Down and give me 20

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