FabSwingers.com forum: Rate my plate

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Has anyone liked this Facebook page?

It’s folk who send in pictures of their dinners. It’s absolutely hilarious some of the awfulness on it. I’ve actually thrown up looking at a few of them.

And there’s a ‘council estate rate my plate’ page as well

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"Has anyone liked this Facebook page?

It’s folk who send in pictures of their dinners. It’s absolutely hilarious some of the awfulness on it. I’ve actually thrown up looking at a few of them.

And there’s a ‘council estate rate my plate’ page as well

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Did you see my post then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another great page is "Charity Shop Shit".

As the name suggests, it's all the tatt that people find in Charity shops.

There seems to be a large amount of sex toys being donated too!

Worth checking out for sure.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Is that the one with the poor ladys fried breakfast is it? Carol I think her name was. People are too fussy, I'd still eat it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did a guess my dinner thread a few weeks back is that the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that the one with the poor ladys fried breakfast is it? Carol I think her name was. People are too fussy, I'd still eat it

Poor Carol. She hasn’t posted a while, members are worrying that a plate may have killed her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't looked but I did see the people roasting that woman's breakfast. Some of the comments were hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone liked this Facebook page?

It’s folk who send in pictures of their dinners. It’s absolutely hilarious some of the awfulness on it. I’ve actually thrown up looking at a few of them.

And there’s a ‘council estate rate my plate’ page as well

Did you see my post then

What was it?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another great page is "Charity Shop Shit".

As the name suggests, it's all the tatt that people find in Charity shops.

There seems to be a large amount of sex toys being donated too!

Worth checking out for sure. "

Oh I’ll have a look!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"Has anyone liked this Facebook page?

It’s folk who send in pictures of their dinners. It’s absolutely hilarious some of the awfulness on it. I’ve actually thrown up looking at a few of them.

And there’s a ‘council estate rate my plate’ page as well

Did you see my post then

What was it?!"
In another thread I told people about it . I guess you didnt then . Just a coincidence lol. But it is fuckin hilarious . Carol is still alive btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve seen the breakfast one, and I think she also posted a chicken dinner one that looked like the chicken legs were raw x

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Has anyone liked this Facebook page?

It’s folk who send in pictures of their dinners. It’s absolutely hilarious some of the awfulness on it. I’ve actually thrown up looking at a few of them.

And there’s a ‘council estate rate my plate’ page as well

Did you see my post then

What was it?!

In another thread I told people about it . I guess you didnt then . Just a coincidence lol. But it is fuckin hilarious . Carol is still alive btw

Oh sorry!

Are you secretly carol?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I saw the hard boiled eggs on burnt toast one.... not for me thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw the hard boiled eggs on burnt toast one.... not for me thank you

Oh there’s some god awful ones

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Has anyone liked this Facebook page?

It’s folk who send in pictures of their dinners. It’s absolutely hilarious some of the awfulness on it. I’ve actually thrown up looking at a few of them.

And there’s a ‘council estate rate my plate’ page as well

Did you see my post then

What was it?!

In another thread I told people about it . I guess you didnt then . Just a coincidence lol. But it is fuckin hilarious . Carol is still alive btw

Oh sorry!

Are you secretly carol?

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Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t use FaceTube but had a google. I’m still chuckling at “looks like carol made a perfectly good breakfast then punched it for no reason”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anybody seen Prick Advisor? Just add your city or town on the end. Saw a few I recognised. Permanently banned from the Devon and Cornwall one haha!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Best comment I've seen so far was so simple yet so funny .

Someone posted their fry up with the caption " My hangover cure" . To which someone replied " I'd rather have the hangover " . Comedy Genius .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Best comment I've seen so far was so simple yet so funny .

Someone posted their fry up with the caption " My hangover cure" . To which someone replied " I'd rather have the hangover " . Comedy Genius ."

‘That would give my hangover a hangover’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t use FaceTube but had a google. I’m still chuckling at “looks like carol made a perfectly good breakfast then punched it for no reason”

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I don’t use FaceTube but had a google. I’m still chuckling at “looks like carol made a perfectly good breakfast then punched it for no reason”

Rate my sosig haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The raw sausage casserole turned my stomach

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"What did you use to flip the eggs Carol? A whisk?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

‘Those carrots are bigger than my husbands dicks’

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

" I've seen Syrian Towns in better nick "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Just Googled this cos I don't do Faceache, some of the comments are hilarious...

Chicken Parmo & Chips by Marla S.

"Adding spring onion to your cat sick doesn't make it look any more appealing."

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Oooh going to look in a bit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone liked this Facebook page?

It’s folk who send in pictures of their dinners. It’s absolutely hilarious some of the awfulness on it. I’ve actually thrown up looking at a few of them.

And there’s a ‘council estate rate my plate’ page as well

Not seen that but seen the council estate page which is so funny

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Heard about it. Don't use Facebook..

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Oh god crying with laughter at some of the council estate ones, poor guy who'd been to the pub all day and the pork loin dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god crying with laughter at some of the council estate ones, poor guy who'd been to the pub all day and the pork loin dick "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nahhhh someone just uploaded scrambled eggs on toast and it looks like sick. I gagged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very very funny!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"Nahhhh someone just uploaded scrambled eggs on toast and it looks like sick. I gagged

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I'm pretty sure some people deliberately fuck their food up so they can get 5 minutes of fame on there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nahhhh someone just uploaded scrambled eggs on toast and it looks like sick. I gagged

I'm pretty sure some people deliberately fuck their food up so they can get 5 minutes of fame on there

I think so

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

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"Nahhhh someone just uploaded scrambled eggs on toast and it looks like sick. I gagged

I'm pretty sure some people deliberately fuck their food up so they can get 5 minutes of fame on there

I think so

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Some of them are so obviously staged . Nobody could cook that bad surely ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was that the one that was all eggs and bacon? bet her arse stank afer all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carol is on face tube too .. actually cooking the slop up ..too much boiling the old boiler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t use FaceTube but had a google. I’m still chuckling at “looks like carol made a perfectly good breakfast then punched it for no reason”

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By *ommy littleMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Started reading this yesterday and it's hilarious, never laughed so much in my life on people's comments

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

The toad in the hole is a good one....

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Thank you for bringing this to my attention

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you for bringing this to my attention

Anything to make you smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love rate my plate!

I was forwarding some lovely/disgusting pictures to a friend yesterday!

The comments are even funnier though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen the one with the guy and his dirty nail?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

THERES A PAGE CALLED RATE MY TATTOO

THERES SOMEONE WHO HAS A LIL MAN ON HIS NIPPLE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen the one with the guy and his dirty nail?

Yep

what about the mash and the green goo? Or the chicken stew that literally looks like vomit?

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I joined this page a few days ago, it's horrific!

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

My new favourite page is 'weird second hand finds that just have to be shared'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love weird random stuff online!

I used to log on to Pylon of the month regularly to have a look at what Pylon had made it that month.

Only looked once at rate my poo! My ex fwb was fascinated by it

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Nahhhh someone just uploaded scrambled eggs on toast and it looks like sick. I gagged

I'm pretty sure some people deliberately fuck their food up so they can get 5 minutes of fame on there

I think so

Some of them are so obviously staged . Nobody could cook that bad surely ??"

Have you met my husband?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Nahhhh someone just uploaded scrambled eggs on toast and it looks like sick. I gagged

I'm pretty sure some people deliberately fuck their food up so they can get 5 minutes of fame on there

I think so

Some of them are so obviously staged . Nobody could cook that bad surely ??

Have you met my husband?

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Haha

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

I love a bit of sosig!

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

One has just gone up with cornflour sauce, is that an actual thing because it’s made me feel a little bit sick looking at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One has just gone up with cornflour sauce, is that an actual thing because it’s made me feel a little bit sick looking at it "

I just saw that. It made my stomach turn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a bit of sosig!

They're always boiled and pink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One has just gone up with cornflour sauce, is that an actual thing because it’s made me feel a little bit sick looking at it "

I sent that to a friend, he was going to stop reading my messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a great page!

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Love that page. I'm not a good cook, but jeez, some of the offerings on there are scary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I love rate my plate!

I was forwarding some lovely/disgusting pictures to a friend yesterday!

The comments are even funnier though!

My camera roll is full of them from your wats apps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nahhhh someone just uploaded scrambled eggs on toast and it looks like sick. I gagged

I'm pretty sure some people deliberately fuck their food up so they can get 5 minutes of fame on there

I think so

Some of them are so obviously staged . Nobody could cook that bad surely ??"

You obviously don’t knowy ex-wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pre loved butt plug in oxfam

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By *rixiepeepWoman
over a year ago

over the hill / chatsworth

It's so funny some of the comments but addictive x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I love rate my plate!

I was forwarding some lovely/disgusting pictures to a friend yesterday!

The comments are even funnier though!

My camera roll is full of them from your wats apps

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RMP is going to a closed group

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I love the 'Crap Taxidermy' fb page.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"RMP is going to a closed group

Does that mean if you've joined or following you will be excluded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"RMP is going to a closed group

Does that mean if you've joined or following you will be excluded"

Not sure if they post pics from the closed group to the open one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved a comment on a very tragic looking shepherds pie.

"At what speed did that hit the plate...?"

I've been close to posting my plate a few times. Especially the night it was just a huge plate of sprouts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has anyone liked this Facebook page?

It’s folk who send in pictures of their dinners. It’s absolutely hilarious some of the awfulness on it. I’ve actually thrown up looking at a few of them.

And there’s a ‘council estate rate my plate’ page as well

Had to look up council estate rate my plate after reading this, I have howled with laughter all afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The hedgehog cake though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hedgehog cake though

Haha I saw that, the comments are hilarious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The hedgehog cake though

Haha I saw that, the comments are hilarious

Looks like Carol C ran over a cat hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hedgehog cake though

Haha I saw that, the comments are hilarious

Looks like Carol C ran over a cat hahahahaha"

I read one comment and someone said google blue waffle, I did I double take thinking it was someone from here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The hedgehog cake though

Haha I saw that, the comments are hilarious

Looks like Carol C ran over a cat hahahahaha

I read one comment and someone said google blue waffle, I did I double take thinking it was someone from here!

Haha it could well have been!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hedgehog cake though

Haha I saw that, the comments are hilarious

Looks like Carol C ran over a cat hahahahaha

I read one comment and someone said google blue waffle, I did I double take thinking it was someone from here!

Haha it could well have been!

I’m making some brownies tomorrow, shall I pop them on?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The hedgehog cake though

Haha I saw that, the comments are hilarious

Looks like Carol C ran over a cat hahahahaha

I read one comment and someone said google blue waffle, I did I double take thinking it was someone from here!

Haha it could well have been!

I’m making some brownies tomorrow, shall I pop them on?!

Yes!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hedgehog cake though

Haha I saw that, the comments are hilarious

Looks like Carol C ran over a cat hahahahaha"

Please give your nana her teeth back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The hedgehog cake though

Haha I saw that, the comments are hilarious

Looks like Carol C ran over a cat hahahahaha

I read one comment and someone said google blue waffle, I did I double take thinking it was someone from here!

Haha it could well have been!

I’m making some brownies tomorrow, shall I pop them on?!

Yes!!!! "

I’m not that brave!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The hedgehog cake though

Haha I saw that, the comments are hilarious

Looks like Carol C ran over a cat hahahahaha

I read one comment and someone said google blue waffle, I did I double take thinking it was someone from here!

Haha it could well have been!

I’m making some brownies tomorrow, shall I pop them on?!

Yes!!!!

I’m not that brave!

Double dare ya

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

I saw my friend rate summit she was going on about in the group sausage casa role i believe it looked err different

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By *andomfodCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Saw this myself this week and I've been absolutely howling at some of the responses. Carol C and her bacon got the hammering of a life time lol.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Can I just ask if people are really putting pics of their meal on Facebook , and asking people to rate it ?

I always thought that was an urban myth .

Thank the lord I’m not on there is all I can say

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Can I just ask if people are really putting pics of their meal on Facebook , and asking people to rate it ?

I always thought that was an urban myth .

Thank the lord I’m not on there is all I can say

It's totally real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha!

I just googled the council estate rate my plate.

I was nearly sick with laughter

Thanks for that x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahahahaha!

I just googled the council estate rate my plate.

I was nearly sick with laughter

Thanks for that x"

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

My favourite comment on Carols plate was “I’d rather feed my dad’s dick into my mum.”

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By *otBunsHunWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Has anyone liked this Facebook page?

It’s folk who send in pictures of their dinners. It’s absolutely hilarious some of the awfulness on it. I’ve actually thrown up looking at a few of them.

And there’s a ‘council estate rate my plate’ page as well

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yes..I've uploaded a few pics this week and got completely slated.... praised...made some new friends ..and got called a slag because of a pizza.....haha

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"My favourite comment on Carols plate was “I’d rather feed my dad’s dick into my mum.”"

Omg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen the hedgehog cake

Favourite comment,

"Bethy your to cake making, what Stephen Hawkins was to step aerobics"

lmao

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