FabSwingers.com forum: Volunteers needed please...

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?

If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...

Flops back onto pillow...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I have Vicks to rub and soft kitty to sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub lots of it on the soles of your feet before you sleep and put some nice thick socks on. It will help you sleep and you may geel bit better in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two pairs of hands work for ya?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if i can tickle ya tuppence after

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By *nsatiable Needy BratWoman
over a year ago

Here and There

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur,

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Two pairs of hands work for ya?

Well I do have two chests ...one each?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m full of cold too now. Staved it off all last week while working away- as soon as I get home - haaaaatchoooo, cough cough, splutter splutter, haaaaatchoooo

Repeat ad nauseum

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Rub lots of it on the soles of your feet before you sleep and put some nice thick socks on. It will help you sleep and you may geel bit better in the morning.

Is this really a thing?

Worth a try...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?

If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...

Flops back onto pillow..."

My spider senses tell me you won't be short of chest rubbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How bigs your chest as I’m sure there will be plenty of volunteers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How bigs your chest as I’m sure there will be plenty of volunteers "
huge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rub lots of it on the soles of your feet before you sleep and put some nice thick socks on. It will help you sleep and you may geel bit better in the morning.

Is this really a thing?

Worth a try..."
its true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invest in a bottle of Vicks first defence spray, next time you start with a cold, use it fast. I've used it 4 times and it's stopped 3 colds and reduced the length of the 4th.

But until then, get well soon, I'll stroke your hair and forehead. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rub lots of it on the soles of your feet before you sleep and put some nice thick socks on. It will help you sleep and you may geel bit better in the morning.

Is this really a thing?

Worth a try..."

Yeah definitely. Everything is linked to your feet. It will help you breath better and get a peaceful sleep.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Invest in a bottle of Vicks first defence spray, next time you start with a cold, use it fast. I've used it 4 times and it's stopped 3 colds and reduced the length of the 4th.

But until then, get well soon, I'll stroke your hair and forehead. X"

Ah thank you, and a good tip x

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

I tried the feet and vicks thing.

Didn’t help my cold but my feet tingles were very pleasant.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur,

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr.

Hehe thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?

If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...

Flops back onto pillow..."

You're joking right, you do know you're contagious right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offering my services.

I have warm hands x

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?

If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...

Flops back onto pillow...

You're joking right, you do know you're contagious right now

What's a few germs amongst friends

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Ive just had that thing

vicks on chest a little dabbed under nose and halls black cough sweets.

too top it all off lemon lemsips.

If its the bad flu its a few days off and your staying under that duvet.

So if thats what ive had thats what your getting.

vicks rubbed onto your chest and vicks rubbed onto the back of your lungs.

A kiss on the cheek and tuck you back into bed whilst I go make you a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a cunning ruse to get your boobs a lot of attention?

I’ve run out of Vicks but my spunk has great healing qualities.

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By *irebrand 1263Man
over a year ago

near you

I think you need some cure all throat gargle

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll sing to you m’lady

.....Prepare to add, ear infection to your list of ailments.....

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Offering my services.

I have warm hands x"

Ah thank you.

Look and learn Ghenghis, look and learn.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Ive just had that thing

vicks on chest a little dabbed under nose and halls black cough sweets.

too top it all off lemon lemsips.

If its the bad flu its a few days off and your staying under that duvet.

So if thats what ive had thats what your getting.

vicks rubbed onto your chest and vicks rubbed onto the back of your lungs.

A kiss on the cheek and tuck you back into bed whilst I go make you a drink."

My hero , thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?

If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...

Flops back onto pillow..."

Rub Vick on the soles of your feet and put on thick socks, it’s meant to help.

Sending hugs xx

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?

If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...

Flops back onto pillow..."

Have you tried sucking on a fisherman's friend?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?

If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...

Flops back onto pillow..."

Rushes round and doses Minnie up with nightnurse..,

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Is this a cunning ruse to get your boobs a lot of attention?

I’ve run out of Vicks but my spunk has great healing qualities. "

To be fair I don't need to start a thread for that ( the attention or the spunk lol)

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I’ll sing to you m’lady

.....Prepare to add, ear infection to your list of ailments....."

Ooh what will you sing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How bigs your chest as I’m sure there will be plenty of volunteers huge "

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?

If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...

Flops back onto pillow...

Rub Vick on the soles of your feet and put on thick socks, it’s meant to help.

Sending hugs xx"

Someone else suggested this, I'd never heard of it before!

Hugs appreciated x

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Avoid vicks on genitals or nipple bloody burns

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I’ll sing to you m’lady

.....Prepare to add, ear infection to your list of ailments.....

Ooh what will you sing? "

How about my own inimitable rendition of songs from, The Greatest Showman?

You’ll soon completely forget about your present symptoms when you squirm in auditory agony as I blurt out some notes

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?

If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...

Flops back onto pillow...

Have you tried sucking on a fisherman's friend?

I've driven past the factory. Apparently they're very popular in Japan. Who knew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?

If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...

Flops back onto pillow...

Have you tried sucking on a fisherman's friend?

My best mate is a fisherman.

I always have 1 Teaspoon of honey, 1 of lemon juice, 2 sugars with boiling water, sorted

want one Minnie?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

would you like a nice mug of hot milk with honey in it and a couple of hob nobs Minnie?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I'm full of cold and feeling a bit sorry for myself.

Any volunteers to rub Vicks on my chest or sing me a nice song while stroking my forehead?

If someone could pop to the shop for tissues and maybe some cough sweets that would be good too...

Flops back onto pillow...

Rushes round and doses Minnie up with nightnurse..,"

Ooh Night Nurse, even better than Tixylix !

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

Well guys Minnie the minx is in trouble.

She was found out of bed and on the sofa wrapped up in her duvet.

Asleep whilst watching the tv.

Shes getting bangers and mash with peas for tea, If she can eat it.

As it will slide down with the cold shes got at moment.

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By *ubmissive guyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Minnie, they dont make jars of vicks, big enough to cover your chest

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

"I have Vicks to rub and soft kitty to sing

My first thought seeing this thread...big bang

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