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"Flange. A marmite word, some love it some hate it." I love little bit of flange in my life. That is another one that is in my top 10.  | |||
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"Flange. A marmite word, some love it some hate it. I love little bit of flange in my life. That is another one that is in my top 10. "I agree. Frangipane on the other hand can suck my left bollock, if I had one that is. | |||
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"Flange. A marmite word, some love it some hate it. I love little bit of flange in my life. That is another one that is in my top 10.
I agree.
Frangipane on the other hand can suck my left bollock, if I had one that is."Isn't that like a flan? | |||
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"I’m no Robby Williams so please don’t set your entertainment levels too high "Don't you worry I am very easily pleased. | |||
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"Flange. A marmite word, some love it some hate it. I love little bit of flange in my life. That is another one that is in my top 10.
I agree.
Frangipane on the other hand can suck my left bollock, if I had one that is.
Isn't that like a flan?
"I believe so, I just despise the word so refuse to eat whatever foodstuff it may be. | |||
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"I’m no Robby Williams so please don’t set your entertainment levels too high
Don't you worry I am very easily pleased. " | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!) "That’s not what you said in PM! | |||
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"Did you know that the name Custard cream comes from the Danish phrase Sensual treat "And you know exactly what you can do with those custard creams! | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!)
That’s not what you said in PM!"Sorry who are you? I've never seen you before in my life! | |||
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"Did you know that the name Custard cream comes from the Danish phrase Sensual treat
And you know exactly what you can do with those custard creams! "O yeah I forgot you had a slightly kinky side | |||
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"Did you know that the name Custard cream comes from the Danish phrase Sensual treat
And you know exactly what you can do with those custard creams!
O yeah I forgot you had a slightly kinky side "Oh yes only very slightly!  | |||
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"I can do a magic truck wit custard creams "Everyone likes magic trucks, does it transport the custard creams any quicker ? | |||
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"I can do a magic truck wit custard creams "I feel like I'm going to regret asking this! And what exactly is this magic trick? | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!) "Ya know, I was just thinking how I could do with the same thing | |||
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"I can do a magic truck wit custard creams
I feel like I'm going to regret asking this!
And what exactly is this magic trick?"Ah.....they disappear  | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!)
Ya know, I was just thinking how I could do with the same thing
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!)
Ya know, I was just thinking how I could do with the same thing
"Well you are very welcome to come and join in with the randomness. | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!)
Ya know, I was just thinking how I could do with the same thing
"Would you like a custard cream? , Gentleman55 has got a magic truck full he's trying to unload  | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!)
Ya know, I was just thinking how I could do with the same thing
Would you like a custard cream? , Gentleman55 has got a magic truck full he's trying to unload "I do, they are ready to go x | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!)
Ya know, I was just thinking how I could do with the same thing
Would you like a custard cream? , Gentleman55 has got a magic truck full he's trying to unload "gin custard cream and randomness all agreeable here | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!)
Ya know, I was just thinking how I could do with the same thing
Would you like a custard cream? , Gentleman55 has got a magic truck full he's trying to unload gin custard cream and randomness all agreeable here "I want gin and bourbons (I don't like custard creams) but I'm doing slimming world and I've eaten all my naughtiness today.  | |||
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"Would you like to handle a couple of my hob nobs Lady Lorna?... "I love huddling your Hobnobs! | |||
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"Would you like to handle a couple of my hob nobs Lady Lorna?...
I love huddling your Hobnobs! "Handling!!! | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!)
Ya know, I was just thinking how I could do with the same thing
Would you like a custard cream? , Gentleman55 has got a magic truck full he's trying to unload gin custard cream and randomness all agreeable here "You'll have to get in the back of his truck for the magic to happen though | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!)
Ya know, I was just thinking how I could do with the same thing
Would you like a custard cream? , Gentleman55 has got a magic truck full he's trying to unload gin custard cream and randomness all agreeable here
I want gin and bourbons (I don't like custard creams) but I'm doing slimming world and I've eaten all my naughtiness today. "When I did weight watchers many years ago I attended a party. It was when all foods came with points and you were allowed so many points per day. I drank a litre of Baileys that night... it was my entire food point allowance for the whole week! Needless to say I never lost any weight that week | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!)
Ya know, I was just thinking how I could do with the same thing
Would you like a custard cream? , Gentleman55 has got a magic truck full he's trying to unload gin custard cream and randomness all agreeable here
I want gin and bourbons (I don't like custard creams) but I'm doing slimming world and I've eaten all my naughtiness today. "Aww indulge and start again tomorrow | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!)
Ya know, I was just thinking how I could do with the same thing
Would you like a custard cream? , Gentleman55 has got a magic truck full he's trying to unload gin custard cream and randomness all agreeable here
You'll have to get in the back of his truck for the magic to happen though "It can only happen in the truck....hob nobs and bourbons are most welcome to join in  | |||
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"I've eaten all my naughtiness today. "My naughtiness is very lean if you're still peckish | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!)
Ya know, I was just thinking how I could do with the same thing
Would you like a custard cream? , Gentleman55 has got a magic truck full he's trying to unload gin custard cream and randomness all agreeable here
I want gin and bourbons (I don't like custard creams) but I'm doing slimming world and I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
When I did weight watchers many years ago I attended a party. It was when all foods came with points and you were allowed so many points per day.
I drank a litre of Baileys that night... it was my entire food point allowance for the whole week! Needless to say I never lost any weight that week "I've just started but in the first week I've lost 2 1/2 inches off my waist already and I don't know what my weight loss is because I weigh on Wednesday but I want a big number I am absolutely determined. I'm going to a party on Saturday night and I'm going to drink Malibu because it's low in points so I thought I'd go retro. Lol | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!)
Ya know, I was just thinking how I could do with the same thing
Would you like a custard cream? , Gentleman55 has got a magic truck full he's trying to unload gin custard cream and randomness all agreeable here
I want gin and bourbons (I don't like custard creams) but I'm doing slimming world and I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
When I did weight watchers many years ago I attended a party. It was when all foods came with points and you were allowed so many points per day.
I drank a litre of Baileys that night... it was my entire food point allowance for the whole week! Needless to say I never lost any weight that week "Quite clearly weight isn't something that you need to stress about, you look FAB | |||
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"I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
My naughtiness is very lean if you're still peckish "Do you know I was having a conversation with a friend last night and I wonder if sperm has calories? ( before anyone says anything yes I do practice safe sex) | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!)
Ya know, I was just thinking how I could do with the same thing
Would you like a custard cream? , Gentleman55 has got a magic truck full he's trying to unload gin custard cream and randomness all agreeable here
I want gin and bourbons (I don't like custard creams) but I'm doing slimming world and I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
When I did weight watchers many years ago I attended a party. It was when all foods came with points and you were allowed so many points per day.
I drank a litre of Baileys that night... it was my entire food point allowance for the whole week! Needless to say I never lost any weight that week
Quite clearly weight isn't something that you need to stress about, you look FAB " | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!)
Ya know, I was just thinking how I could do with the same thing
Would you like a custard cream? , Gentleman55 has got a magic truck full he's trying to unload gin custard cream and randomness all agreeable here
I want gin and bourbons (I don't like custard creams) but I'm doing slimming world and I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
When I did weight watchers many years ago I attended a party. It was when all foods came with points and you were allowed so many points per day.
I drank a litre of Baileys that night... it was my entire food point allowance for the whole week! Needless to say I never lost any weight that week
Quite clearly weight isn't something that you need to stress about, you look FAB "Nice touch with the baileys but I would have wanted to make a cheesecake out of it | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!)
Ya know, I was just thinking how I could do with the same thing
Would you like a custard cream? , Gentleman55 has got a magic truck full he's trying to unload gin custard cream and randomness all agreeable here
I want gin and bourbons (I don't like custard creams) but I'm doing slimming world and I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
When I did weight watchers many years ago I attended a party. It was when all foods came with points and you were allowed so many points per day.
I drank a litre of Baileys that night... it was my entire food point allowance for the whole week! Needless to say I never lost any weight that week
Quite clearly weight isn't something that you need to stress about, you look FAB "I concur | |||
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"I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
My naughtiness is very lean if you're still peckish
Do you know I was having a conversation with a friend last night and I wonder if sperm has calories? ( before anyone says anything yes I do practice safe sex) "It’s a good electrolyte | |||
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"Would you like to handle a couple of my hob nobs Lady Lorna?...
I love huddling your Hobnobs!
Handling!!!"You had me worried for me a minute then! I have never had someone huddling my hob nobs before... | |||
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"I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
My naughtiness is very lean if you're still peckish
Do you know I was having a conversation with a friend last night and I wonder if sperm has calories? ( before anyone says anything yes I do practice safe sex)
It’s a good electrolyte "A what now? | |||
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"Would you like to handle a couple of my hob nobs Lady Lorna?...
I love huddling your Hobnobs!
Handling!!!
You had me worried for me a minute then!
I have never had someone huddling my hob nobs before... "Well there is a first time for everything Mr Ash! | |||
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"I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
My naughtiness is very lean if you're still peckish
Do you know I was having a conversation with a friend last night and I wonder if sperm has calories? ( before anyone says anything yes I do practice safe sex)
It’s a good electrolyte
A what now?". Fluid and salt xx | |||
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"I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
My naughtiness is very lean if you're still peckish
Do you know I was having a conversation with a friend last night and I wonder if sperm has calories? ( before anyone says anything yes I do practice safe sex) "Its only got calories if you swallow it | |||
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"I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
My naughtiness is very lean if you're still peckish
Do you know I was having a conversation with a friend last night and I wonder if sperm has calories? ( before anyone says anything yes I do practice safe sex)
Its only got calories if you swallow it "I wonder how many points it is  | |||
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"I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
My naughtiness is very lean if you're still peckish
Do you know I was having a conversation with a friend last night and I wonder if sperm has calories? ( before anyone says anything yes I do practice safe sex)
Its only got calories if you swallow it
I wonder how many points it is "69 | |||
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"I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
My naughtiness is very lean if you're still peckish
Do you know I was having a conversation with a friend last night and I wonder if sperm has calories? ( before anyone says anything yes I do practice safe sex)
Its only got calories if you swallow it
I wonder how many points it is "Between 5-25 calories per ejaculation  | |||
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"I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
My naughtiness is very lean if you're still peckish
Do you know I was having a conversation with a friend last night and I wonder if sperm has calories? ( before anyone says anything yes I do practice safe sex)
Its only got calories if you swallow it
I wonder how many points it is
69 " that would be nearly 4 days worth of points. | |||
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"I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
My naughtiness is very lean if you're still peckish
Do you know I was having a conversation with a friend last night and I wonder if sperm has calories? ( before anyone says anything yes I do practice safe sex)
Its only got calories if you swallow it
I wonder how many points it is
69
that would be nearly 4 days worth of points."Is the shock enough to make you spit it out ? | |||
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"I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
My naughtiness is very lean if you're still peckish
Do you know I was having a conversation with a friend last night and I wonder if sperm has calories? ( before anyone says anything yes I do practice safe sex)
Its only got calories if you swallow it
I wonder how many points it is
69
that would be nearly 4 days worth of points.
Is the shock enough to make you spit it out ? "A lady never tells what she spits out! | |||
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"I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
My naughtiness is very lean if you're still peckish
Do you know I was having a conversation with a friend last night and I wonder if sperm has calories? ( before anyone says anything yes I do practice safe sex)
Its only got calories if you swallow it
I wonder how many points it is
69
that would be nearly 4 days worth of points.
Is the shock enough to make you spit it out ?
A lady never tells what she spits out! "Fair enough and what about you? | |||
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"I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
My naughtiness is very lean if you're still peckish
Do you know I was having a conversation with a friend last night and I wonder if sperm has calories? ( before anyone says anything yes I do practice safe sex)
Its only got calories if you swallow it
I wonder how many points it is
69
that would be nearly 4 days worth of points.
Is the shock enough to make you spit it out ?
A lady never tells what she spits out!
Fair enough and what about you? "I'm going off you! | |||
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"I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
My naughtiness is very lean if you're still peckish
Do you know I was having a conversation with a friend last night and I wonder if sperm has calories? ( before anyone says anything yes I do practice safe sex)
Its only got calories if you swallow it
I wonder how many points it is
69
that would be nearly 4 days worth of points.
Is the shock enough to make you spit it out ?
A lady never tells what she spits out!
Fair enough and what about you?
I'm going off you! "Sorry I didn't realise you were on me , can you wipe up before you leave
love ya really Night night xx | |||
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"I've missed so much " Even the custard creams | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!) "Too much for my little eyes to read at this late hour... So all Im Gonna say is... I still got your lighter from last night lol. Night hunny x | |||
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"I've missed so much Too busy telling toothy tales! "I'm going to hell for it, I know I am. | |||
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"Any more room for randomness? I'm thinking trifle.. haha" There is always room for randomness. | |||
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"Come and entertain me! I am exceptionally bored and I just fancy a little bit of nonsense and randomness so come and join me. (I mean in the thread and not in person obviously I don't like any of you that much!)
That’s not what you said in PM!
Sorry who are you?
I've never seen you before in my life! " | |||
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"I've eaten all my naughtiness today.
My naughtiness is very lean if you're still peckish
Do you know I was having a conversation with a friend last night and I wonder if sperm has calories? ( before anyone says anything yes I do practice safe sex)
Its only got calories if you swallow it
I wonder how many points it is
Between 5-25 calories per ejaculation "I would like some lippo suction lol | |||
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