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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So a quick thought. You got your mff (some sort of happy miracle happened) The man is all rubbered up ready, but what then happens if ladies wish to share riding duties, how are they then protected from each others many, many diseases. I cant see much frantic condom swapping being all that seductive. So what happens?

Or is it not even an issue?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Meh, fuck it, it's a free for all at that point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So a quick thought. You got your mff (some sort of happy miracle happened) The man is all rubbered up ready, but what then happens if ladies wish to share riding duties, how are they then protected from each others many, many diseases. I cant see much frantic condom swapping being all that seductive. So what happens?

Or is it not even an issue?

"

Well if it’s me, hubby and another fem then we don’t. He usually as her first then takes the condom off then me. Not that I’ve had many MFF!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meh, fuck it, it's a free for all at that point "

That would be my take on it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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You sort of accept you're going to get all the many, many diseases and just bareback it all the way.

Or you take it in turns and swap. It's not like it's three thrusts and you're out sort of thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So a quick thought. You got your mff (some sort of happy miracle happened) The man is all rubbered up ready, but what then happens if ladies wish to share riding duties, how are they then protected from each others many, many diseases. I cant see much frantic condom swapping being all that seductive. So what happens?

Or is it not even an issue?

Well if it’s me, hubby and another fem then we don’t. He usually as her first then takes the condom off then me. Not that I’ve had many MFF! "

Aww I wanna do bouncy swapping though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit "

Musical shags

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags "

Get the ladies skipping round the bed/chair first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags

Get the ladies skipping round the bed/chair first "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You sort of accept you're going to get all the many, many diseases and just bareback it all the way.

Or you take it in turns and swap. It's not like it's three thrusts and you're out sort of thing. "

Oh good I can live with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags "
thats the one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags thats the one "

I have a perfect fantasy now. Half light, Big oak bed, man naked except for a slightly crooked golden crown. Tied like a starfish to the four corners of the bed. Ladies in see through dresses dancing round the bed. Music playing, harps or little lutes or something, a gimp crouched up a dark corner in charge of stopping the music. Ooh who wants to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So a quick thought. You got your mff (some sort of happy miracle happened) The man is all rubbered up ready, but what then happens if ladies wish to share riding duties, how are they then protected from each others many, many diseases. I cant see much frantic condom swapping being all that seductive. So what happens?

Or is it not even an issue?

Well if it’s me, hubby and another fem then we don’t. He usually as her first then takes the condom off then me. Not that I’ve had many MFF!

Aww I wanna do bouncy swapping though "

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags thats the one

I have a perfect fantasy now. Half light, Big oak bed, man naked except for a slightly crooked golden crown. Tied like a starfish to the four corners of the bed. Ladies in see through dresses dancing round the bed. Music playing, harps or little lutes or something, a gimp crouched up a dark corner in charge of stopping the music. Ooh who wants to play "
perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags thats the one

I have a perfect fantasy now. Half light, Big oak bed, man naked except for a slightly crooked golden crown. Tied like a starfish to the four corners of the bed. Ladies in see through dresses dancing round the bed. Music playing, harps or little lutes or something, a gimp crouched up a dark corner in charge of stopping the music. Ooh who wants to play perfect "

I'll gather the nymphs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags thats the one

I have a perfect fantasy now. Half light, Big oak bed, man naked except for a slightly crooked golden crown. Tied like a starfish to the four corners of the bed. Ladies in see through dresses dancing round the bed. Music playing, harps or little lutes or something, a gimp crouched up a dark corner in charge of stopping the music. Ooh who wants to play perfect

I'll gather the nymphs "

You cant there almost all on there periods i tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh, fuck it, it's a free for all at that point "

Lol yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags thats the one

I have a perfect fantasy now. Half light, Big oak bed, man naked except for a slightly crooked golden crown. Tied like a starfish to the four corners of the bed. Ladies in see through dresses dancing round the bed. Music playing, harps or little lutes or something, a gimp crouched up a dark corner in charge of stopping the music. Ooh who wants to play perfect

I'll gather the nymphs "

I wanna be a nymph! Please?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags thats the one

I have a perfect fantasy now. Half light, Big oak bed, man naked except for a slightly crooked golden crown. Tied like a starfish to the four corners of the bed. Ladies in see through dresses dancing round the bed. Music playing, harps or little lutes or something, a gimp crouched up a dark corner in charge of stopping the music. Ooh who wants to play perfect

I'll gather the nymphs

I wanna be a nymph! Please?! "
perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags thats the one

I have a perfect fantasy now. Half light, Big oak bed, man naked except for a slightly crooked golden crown. Tied like a starfish to the four corners of the bed. Ladies in see through dresses dancing round the bed. Music playing, harps or little lutes or something, a gimp crouched up a dark corner in charge of stopping the music. Ooh who wants to play perfect

I'll gather the nymphs

I wanna be a nymph! Please?! "

I’m in, just need one more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags thats the one

I have a perfect fantasy now. Half light, Big oak bed, man naked except for a slightly crooked golden crown. Tied like a starfish to the four corners of the bed. Ladies in see through dresses dancing round the bed. Music playing, harps or little lutes or something, a gimp crouched up a dark corner in charge of stopping the music. Ooh who wants to play perfect

I'll gather the nymphs

I wanna be a nymph! Please?! "

Yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags

Get the ladies skipping round the bed/chair first "

Silversun Pickups - Substitution

https://youtu.be/HcwX2TnsTPE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags thats the one

I have a perfect fantasy now. Half light, Big oak bed, man naked except for a slightly crooked golden crown. Tied like a starfish to the four corners of the bed. Ladies in see through dresses dancing round the bed. Music playing, harps or little lutes or something, a gimp crouched up a dark corner in charge of stopping the music. Ooh who wants to play perfect

I'll gather the nymphs

I wanna be a nymph! Please?!

Yay "

You’re too hot to be a nymph!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags thats the one

I have a perfect fantasy now. Half light, Big oak bed, man naked except for a slightly crooked golden crown. Tied like a starfish to the four corners of the bed. Ladies in see through dresses dancing round the bed. Music playing, harps or little lutes or something, a gimp crouched up a dark corner in charge of stopping the music. Ooh who wants to play perfect

I'll gather the nymphs

I wanna be a nymph! Please?!

Yay

You’re too hot to be a nympho! "
no such thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wanna be a nymph! Please?!

Yay

You’re too hot to be a nympho! no such thing "

Ha, I see what you did there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I wanna be a nymph! Please?!

Yay

You’re too hot to be a nympho! no such thing

Ha, I see what you did there "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags

Get the ladies skipping round the bed/chair first

Silversun Pickups - Substitution

https://youtu.be/HcwX2TnsTPE"

Ooh yes. Can I borrow the ladies too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be more than happy to swap condoms, the same as if I was swapping from anal to vaginal.

For the chance to fuck two women? swapping a condom or two along the way is no hardship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags

Get the ladies skipping round the bed/chair first

Silversun Pickups - Substitution

https://youtu.be/HcwX2TnsTPE

Ooh yes. Can I borrow the ladies too "

Yeah, bring one..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags

Get the ladies skipping round the bed/chair first

Silversun Pickups - Substitution

https://youtu.be/HcwX2TnsTPE

Ooh yes. Can I borrow the ladies too

Yeah, bring one.. "

Id end up stuck doing the music if I bought one of those lovely ladies along

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would be more than happy to swap condoms, the same as if I was swapping from anal to vaginal.

For the chance to fuck two women? swapping a condom or two along the way is no hardship "

I'd almost forgotten the original question then. Bring plenty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s the man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be more than happy to swap condoms, the same as if I was swapping from anal to vaginal.

For the chance to fuck two women? swapping a condom or two along the way is no hardship

I'd almost forgotten the original question then. Bring plenty "

Who's the other woman?

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Shit I need to get out more I don't have half as much fun as you lot I don't even mind being the gimp with the music for musical cock lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Who’s the man?"

The Man. I'll do some interviews, see who's available.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would be more than happy to swap condoms, the same as if I was swapping from anal to vaginal.

For the chance to fuck two women? swapping a condom or two along the way is no hardship

I'd almost forgotten the original question then. Bring plenty

Who's the other woman? "

Ummm I'll work on that too

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By *ubsteffTV/TS
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags thats the one

I have a perfect fantasy now. Half light, Big oak bed, man naked except for a slightly crooked golden crown. Tied like a starfish to the four corners of the bed. Ladies in see through dresses dancing round the bed. Music playing, harps or little lutes or something, a gimp crouched up a dark corner in charge of stopping the music. Ooh who wants to play "

Me,me,me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shit I need to get out more I don't have half as much fun as you lot I don't even mind being the gimp with the music for musical cock lol"

Fantastic. I will stock up on talc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have a rubber in hand on standby then when the music stops swap the rubber and sit

Musical shags thats the one

I have a perfect fantasy now. Half light, Big oak bed, man naked except for a slightly crooked golden crown. Tied like a starfish to the four corners of the bed. Ladies in see through dresses dancing round the bed. Music playing, harps or little lutes or something, a gimp crouched up a dark corner in charge of stopping the music. Ooh who wants to play

Me,me,me! "

Nymph or tied up on the bed ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a serious note, I think it all depends on the people doing the fucking. If they were people I knew well and trusted, then there’s a possibility I might not care.

Anyone else, pull the condom off when you’re done riding, I’ll put another one on and have my turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're experienced enough it's just like pit stops in formula 1, quick and fast and carry on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a serious note, I think it all depends on the people doing the fucking. If they were people I knew well and trusted, then there’s a possibility I might not care.

Anyone else, pull the condom off when you’re done riding, I’ll put another one on and have my turn "

And then he cums as you're putting the condom on for your turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a serious note, I think it all depends on the people doing the fucking. If they were people I knew well and trusted, then there’s a possibility I might not care.

Anyone else, pull the condom off when you’re done riding, I’ll put another one on and have my turn

And then he cums as you're putting the condom on for your turn "

*opens mouth to catch it quick* XD

I mean, does putting on a condom feel sexy for a guy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a serious note, I think it all depends on the people doing the fucking. If they were people I knew well and trusted, then there’s a possibility I might not care.

Anyone else, pull the condom off when you’re done riding, I’ll put another one on and have my turn

And then he cums as you're putting the condom on for your turn

*opens mouth to catch it quick* XD

I mean, does putting on a condom feel sexy for a guy? "
Fuck yeah! I mean it depends how you do it, but I've had close Cummings a few times just from it

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)


"If you're experienced enough it's just like pit stops in formula 1, quick and fast and carry on!"

Or just put several on at the same time and then just rip them off like a tearoff visor

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"If you're experienced enough it's just like pit stops in formula 1, quick and fast and carry on!

Or just put several on at the same time and then just rip them off like a tearoff visor "

It would feel like that old fella's Geronimo off that advert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't let a condom near me that has been inside another woman.

If he can't be arsed to change it he can stick with her.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

It’s very easy. The man fucks one woman. Then changes the condon to fuck the next woman.

It’s not rocket science!!

Baby wipes to hand to clean any mess up.

Simples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a serious note, I think it all depends on the people doing the fucking. If they were people I knew well and trusted, then there’s a possibility I might not care.

Anyone else, pull the condom off when you’re done riding, I’ll put another one on and have my turn

And then he cums as you're putting the condom on for your turn

*opens mouth to catch it quick* XD

I mean, does putting on a condom feel sexy for a guy? "

Get the lady to do it.

The last time I had an mff, sti's hadn't been invented...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're experienced enough it's just like pit stops in formula 1, quick and fast and carry on!

Or just put several on at the same time and then just rip them off like a tearoff visor "

Just have a big tub of condoms and swap them every time people swap. It happens naturally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're experienced enough it's just like pit stops in formula 1, quick and fast and carry on!

Or just put several on at the same time and then just rip them off like a tearoff visor "

Haha. .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s very easy. The man fucks one woman. Then changes the condon to fuck the next woman.

It’s not rocket science!!

Baby wipes to hand to clean any mess up.

Simples! "

I reckon it would feel like you were waiting for a go at the fair then. I want us both to slip on and off him and confuse him as to who is who

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By *iss.ddWoman
over a year ago

Leeds + Newcastle

If it's a lady joining me and Mr, we go bareback but he uses condoms with her.

Opposite when I've joined a couple, they have their preference to use one between them but new fresh for my turn.

As someone else said it's not like it's alternating a thrust in each.

I'm not down for double dipping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d need training from a formula one pit crew to get the condoms on and of quickly. All fucking fingers and thumbs

Not that it would ever happen. Me having an MFF would be as likely as finding a basilisk tooth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you stack 20 on first, the laydees will be initially impressed with your girth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you stack 20 on first, the laydees will be initially impressed with your girth "

We're onto pass the parcel now. 'A prize every time'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you stack 20 on first, the laydees will be initially impressed with your girth

We're onto pass the parcel now. 'A prize every time' "

Il stick to musical nymphos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s very easy. The man fucks one woman. Then changes the condon to fuck the next woman.

It’s not rocket science!!

Baby wipes to hand to clean any mess up.

Simples!

I reckon it would feel like you were waiting for a go at the fair then. I want us both to slip on and off him and confuse him as to who is who "

You may need to blindfold him then and put the ladies in charge of applying the condoms themselves.

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By *ondongreg79Man
over a year ago

london


"So a quick thought. You got your mff (some sort of happy miracle happened) The man is all rubbered up ready, but what then happens if ladies wish to share riding duties, how are they then protected from each others many, many diseases. I cant see much frantic condom swapping being all that seductive. So what happens?

Or is it not even an issue?

Start with two on then whip one off when the time comes?

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms aren’t practical with the type of fully inclusive sex we enjoy.

We’ve only ever played with ladies we trust.

Oral is a massive part of any threesome we’ve ever had and you just can’t do the things we want to whilst being protected.

One of Lacey’s favourite positions in an mff is oral on the fem whilst I’m inside her, guiding me out and back in and running her tongue around my length as it slides in and out.

It’s a risk we’re willing to take.

If we can’t trust each other to be clean and sti free then we won’t play, simples.

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Double dip da rubbers -i.e. keep adding rubbers to the totem pole till he can't even tell he's being ridden

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