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Spider in my bath

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By *hill44 OP   Man
over a year ago

hinckley

Just gone for a bath found a big spider in the the bath I'm not scared but who out their is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wish to live and thrive, let a spider run alive

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is it hogging the sponge

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By *hill44 OP   Man
over a year ago

hinckley


"If you wish to live and thrive, let a spider run alive "

Don't worry I cupped my hands & its safe now

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

Better than an alligator!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you wish to live and thrive, let a spider run alive

Don't worry I cupped my hands & its safe now "

Arachnids everywhere salute you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Homer Simpson had to cope with a spider-pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id quite like to have Spider Woman in my bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just gone for a bath found a big spider in the the bath I'm not scared but who out their is "

Not me, always save them. Was told it was bad luck to kill one so never have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id quite like to have Spider Woman in my bath. "
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have you checked the web?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just gone for a bath found a big spider in the the bath I'm not scared but who out their is

Not me, always save them. Was told it was bad luck to kill one so never have. "

Spidey Friend

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Spiders are lovely; Remember they’re more scared of you than you are of them.

.....Unless it’s a Sydney Funnelweb which have been actually known to aggressively chase humans(!)

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

I ate spiders once in Thailand. KFS, get more legs in the bucket too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep a kitchen spider, but it's a bit bored at the moment, and probably hungry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep a kitchen spider, but it's a bit bored at the moment, and probably hungry."
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have you give him a name yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just join him ffs he won’t take up much room

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I love spiders, they keep the nasty wee flies in check

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Is it doggy paddling or breast stroking ?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

I like bunny rabbits, I like frogs.

I like pussycats, and I like dogs.

Talking to a tiger is like falling off a log.

Being friendly to the animals is easy!

I've got a couple of hamsters in the garden shed;

One's called Sebastian, and the other's called Fred.

I've even got a teddy bear I take to bed!

Being friendly with the animals is easy!

chorus:

But, a spider in the bath, a spider in the bath!

A creepy crawly, creepy crawly spider in the bath!

I know he's only there because he wants to have a laugh!

With hairy legs and beady eyes that terrify and tantalize!

But, a spider in the bath, a spider in the bath!

A creepy crawly, creepy crawly spider in the bath!

I know he's only there because he wants to have a laugh!

I thought I'd put it down the drain but now he's climbing up the chain!

Spider in the bath!

I like elephants, and I like mice.

I'd take a lion cub at any price.

I've even heard that crocodiles can be quite nice.

Being friendly to the animals is easy!

I like caterpillars. I like snails.

I like a lizard with a very long tail.

I'd even go swimming with a big white whale.

Being friendly to the animals is easy!

chorus

I've a horrible feeling that the spider's still there!

He's hiding in the bathroom, but I don't know where.

But bath time's over now, so i don't care!

I thought I'd put him down the drain but now he's climbing up the chain!

Spiders! Eugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like spiders, but cannot bear to harm living creatures, so unless it's directly in my way I leave him be.

If I have to remove him, I do so with care.

My son and his girlfriend are shit scared! Very often needed late at night to remove spiders from their room! Good job their house is only a few doors down from mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hubby asked me to take a spider out once

Turns out he was a nice guy, we had a few laughs

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Do you know the best thing for a spider......a big heavy book to squish it with!

Unfortunately hubby won’t let me squish them so he has the task of removing them while I run from the room squealing like a little wimpy girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like spiders, but cannot bear to harm living creatures, so unless it's directly in my way I leave him be.

If I have to remove him, I do so with care.

My son and his girlfriend are shit scared! Very often needed late at night to remove spiders from their room! Good job their house is only a few doors down from mine!"

Lol, I can just imagine that SOS call

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By *hill44 OP   Man
over a year ago

hinckley


"I keep a kitchen spider, but it's a bit bored at the moment, and probably hungry..

have you give him a name yet "

I think I'll call him Bob

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By *hill44 OP   Man
over a year ago

hinckley


"Do you know the best thing for a spider......a big heavy book to squish it with!

Unfortunately hubby won’t let me squish them so he has the task of removing them while I run from the room squealing like a little wimpy girl"

Your hubby your hero then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Apparently if all the Spiders on earth suddenly died , the Human Race would be fucked ( not literally )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep a kitchen spider, but it's a bit bored at the moment, and probably hungry..

have you give him a name yet "

I seems rude to assume my spider is male so I have avoided names up to now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep a kitchen spider, but it's a bit bored at the moment, and probably hungry..

have you give him a name yet

I seems rude to assume my spider is male so I have avoided names up to now."
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most webs are built by females & larger than males.'Lesley' covers both sexes,but has your spider got lesbian tendencies,in which case 'les' may not be appropriate

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

I've got a rat in me kitchen and tiger in my tank. Maybe we could start a petting zoo ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a rat in me kitchen and tiger in my tank. Maybe we could start a petting zoo ?

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.. or a stroking zoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spider blood is Blue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually if you see a spider out of cover it is likely to be a male spider on the search for a lady spider thst he can ask "faf?"

No lie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Usually if you see a spider out of cover it is likely to be a male spider on the search for a lady spider thst he can ask "faf?"

No lie! "
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..so there looking for a website !

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