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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So my buffet thread yesterday seemed rather popular so my thinking today is let's have a breakfast buffet!

I'm going to start a bit posh and so you have to have eggs benedict at a civilised breakfast party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you I want the same and please do not owe in my orange juice this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you I want the same and please do not owe in my orange juice this time "

Do what in your orange juice?

Also this is a buffet so I'm not serving you anything you can help yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you I want the same and please do not owe in my orange juice this time

Do what in your orange juice?

Also this is a buffet so I'm not serving you anything you can help yourself!"

Fucking autocorrect ! It kills my joke every single time! It was supposed to leave the word 'pee' !!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast? Have you just woken up, OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you I want the same and please do not owe in my orange juice this time

Do what in your orange juice?

Also this is a buffet so I'm not serving you anything you can help yourself!

Fucking autocorrect ! It kills my joke every single time! It was supposed to leave the word 'pee' !!!!!!!"

it's so irritating when that happens

I would never pee in your orange juice!

I am a very civilized,classy lady and I only pee in the shower or toilet obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you I want the same and please do not owe in my orange juice this time

Do what in your orange juice?

Also this is a buffet so I'm not serving you anything you can help yourself!

Fucking autocorrect ! It kills my joke every single time! It was supposed to leave the word 'pee' !!!!!!!

it's so irritating when that happens

I would never pee in your orange juice!

I am a very civilized,classy lady and I only pee in the sink or toilet obviously! "

Kitchen sink ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Breakfast? Have you just woken up, OP? "

actually i will have you know i was up very early, i woke up at midday!

My thinking is it's like a wedding breakfast you can have it anytime of the day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you I want the same and please do not owe in my orange juice this time

Do what in your orange juice?

Also this is a buffet so I'm not serving you anything you can help yourself!

Fucking autocorrect ! It kills my joke every single time! It was supposed to leave the word 'pee' !!!!!!!

it's so irritating when that happens

I would never pee in your orange juice!

I am a very civilized,classy lady and I only pee in the sink or toilet obviously!

Kitchen sink ? "

i'm only 5 foot so that would only be practical if a step stores available.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you I want the same and please do not owe in my orange juice this time

Do what in your orange juice?

Also this is a buffet so I'm not serving you anything you can help yourself!

Fucking autocorrect ! It kills my joke every single time! It was supposed to leave the word 'pee' !!!!!!!

it's so irritating when that happens

I would never pee in your orange juice!

I am a very civilized,classy lady and I only pee in the sink or toilet obviously!

Kitchen sink ? "

i'm only 5 foot so that would only be practical if a step stores available.

*stool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you I want the same and please do not owe in my orange juice this time

Do what in your orange juice?

Also this is a buffet so I'm not serving you anything you can help yourself!

Fucking autocorrect ! It kills my joke every single time! It was supposed to leave the word 'pee' !!!!!!!

it's so irritating when that happens

I would never pee in your orange juice!

I am a very civilized,classy lady and I only pee in the sink or toilet obviously!

Kitchen sink ?

i'm only 5 foot so that would only be practical if a step stores available."

Didn't you recently bought one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breakfast? Have you just woken up, OP?

actually i will have you know i was up very early, i woke up at midday!

My thinking is it's like a wedding breakfast you can have it anytime of the day. "

I'm just eating my second lunch lol but I will pop in later if there's any food left for a midnight snack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Breakfast? Have you just woken up, OP?

actually i will have you know i was up very early, i woke up at midday!

My thinking is it's like a wedding breakfast you can have it anytime of the day.

I'm just eating my second lunch lol but I will pop in later if there's any food left for a midnight snack "

But what food would you like at your ultimate breakfast buffet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you I want the same and please do not owe in my orange juice this time

Do what in your orange juice?

Also this is a buffet so I'm not serving you anything you can help yourself!

Fucking autocorrect ! It kills my joke every single time! It was supposed to leave the word 'pee' !!!!!!!

it's so irritating when that happens

I would never pee in your orange juice!

I am a very civilized,classy lady and I only pee in the sink or toilet obviously!

Kitchen sink ?

i'm only 5 foot so that would only be practical if a step stores available.

Didn't you recently bought one ? "

I am 5ft so I have step ladders, step stools and 6-in heels it is always good to be prepared.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Kedgeree and devilled kidneys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Breakfast? Have you just woken up, OP?

actually i will have you know i was up very early, i woke up at midday!

My thinking is it's like a wedding breakfast you can have it anytime of the day.

I'm just eating my second lunch lol but I will pop in later if there's any food left for a midnight snack

But what food would you like at your ultimate breakfast buffet?"

Pancakes with Nutella + fruit salad, pink gin and 69 in between

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kedgeree and devilled kidneys"

very good call

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Breakfast? Have you just woken up, OP?

actually i will have you know i was up very early, i woke up at midday!

My thinking is it's like a wedding breakfast you can have it anytime of the day.

I'm just eating my second lunch lol but I will pop in later if there's any food left for a midnight snack

But what food would you like at your ultimate breakfast buffet?

Pancakes with Nutella + fruit salad, pink gin and 69 in between "

Sounds like the perfect breakfast to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's not a breakfast buffet if you don't have croissants too.

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

Not posh here, full English for me, with button mushrooms, herby sausages, smoked bacon and pref scrambled eggs. White toast, heavily buttered and an ambulance for the resulting heart attack please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not posh here, full English for me, with button mushrooms, herby sausages, smoked bacon and pref scrambled eggs. White toast, heavily buttered and an ambulance for the resulting heart attack please."

Yes cooked breakfast is always good I would add hash browns too.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

I do love a full English breakfast with lots of coffee and toast and maybe some cakes if still hungry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do love a full English breakfast with lots of coffee and toast and maybe some cakes if still hungry."

Ok what kind of cakes is considered suitable for breakfast?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Toasted bagels with philadelphia bacon and tomatoes.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"So my buffet thread yesterday seemed rather popular so my thinking today is let's have a breakfast buffet!

I'm going to start a bit posh and so you have to have eggs benedict at a civilised breakfast party. "

Poached eggs

Toasted brown bread

Real butter

Sprinkle of vintage cheddar

Crackled black pepper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Toasted bagels with philadelphia bacon and tomatoes. "

Oh my goodness I just dribbled a bit.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I'm waiting for the club that runs a breakfast club evening even. Finishing things off in the morning with a buffet breakfast after an all night session. So far the closes I've come is a club night where one of the organisers did a McDonald's run at 7am. It was much needed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for the club that runs a breakfast club evening even. Finishing things off in the morning with a buffet breakfast after an all night session. So far the closes I've come is a club night where one of the organisers did a McDonald's run at 7am. It was much needed."

I think this is a brilliant idea as long as everybody washes their hands before they touch the food

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"I do love a full English breakfast with lots of coffee and toast and maybe some cakes if still hungry.

Ok what kind of cakes is considered suitable for breakfast?"

Nice warm croissants with butter and Jam...

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent


"So my buffet thread yesterday seemed rather popular so my thinking today is let's have a breakfast buffet!

I'm going to start a bit posh and so you have to have eggs benedict at a civilised breakfast party. "

it has to include bury black pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granola

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Granola "

i love that with natural yoghurt and berries.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"I'm waiting for the club that runs a breakfast club evening even. Finishing things off in the morning with a buffet breakfast after an all night session. So far the closes I've come is a club night where one of the organisers did a McDonald's run at 7am. It was much needed.

I think this is a brilliant idea as long as everybody washes their hands before they touch the food "

Maybe a condition of entry to the buffet could be having to put your hands under a UV light and show clear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French toast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"French toast. "

I haven't had French toast for ages so that's definitely in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Granola

i love that with natural yoghurt and berries. "

Me too although it would be Greek yogurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breakfast buffet: Pancakes, bacon and maple syrup served on a warm platter of big breasts followed by a nice warm mouthful of T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Granola

i love that with natural yoghurt and berries.

Me too although it would be Greek yogurt "

With honey? X

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Almond croissants for me please

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By *LFB.Woman
over a year ago

Farnborough.

Just fruit, melon, strawberries, grapes and kiwi fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a fry up 4 tea im aaaard

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over a year ago

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