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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do cliched lines work ??

Do you like the ‘carry on’ type of innuendos?

I’m sure I’m missing out somewhere because I’m not getting on the Benny Hill milk cart

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By *r D30Man
over a year ago

Loughborough

Very few lines work full stop. Cliché or not

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very few lines work full stop. Cliché or not"

Your input has been invaluable

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By *r D30Man
over a year ago

Loughborough

I aim to please.

I don't think the old carry on innuendos carry over to being written on a screen. They're on if you're face to face with someone enjoying a bit of mutual banter so you can both see when things are said tongue in cheek. Typing looses a hell of a lot of intention and can be very easily misconstrued if you don't know each other.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I aim to please.

I don't think the old carry on innuendos carry over to being written on a screen. They're on if you're face to face with someone enjoying a bit of mutual banter so you can both see when things are said tongue in cheek. Typing looses a hell of a lot of intention and can be very easily misconstrued if you don't know each other. "

It’s ok ... I’m on it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Do cliched lines work ??

Do you like the ‘carry on’ type of innuendos?

I’m sure I’m missing out somewhere because I’m not getting on the Benny Hill milk cart "

Do you like your milk pasteurised?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do cliched lines work ??

Do you like the ‘carry on’ type of innuendos?

I’m sure I’m missing out somewhere because I’m not getting on the Benny Hill milk cart

Do you like your milk pasteurised?"

See ..... I just don’t get it

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

They made me cringe, especially when you could tell that was all they had. When it’s said in jest it can be funny. It isn’t Swing’s MO but he does it in jest occasionally and how he does it makes me laugh. Know your audience is probably best before going down that avenue

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Pasteurised is best (past your eyes)

You'd probably be happy if it came up to your chest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They made me cringe, especially when you could tell that was all they had. When it’s said in jest it can be funny. It isn’t Swing’s MO but he does it in jest occasionally and how he does it makes me laugh. Know your audience is probably best before going down that avenue "

I roll my eyes most days on here ...

‘Oh I do like sausage’

No Maureen !! You don’t !! You want a fucking cock not a sausage !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pasteurised is best (past your eyes)

You'd probably be happy if it came up to your chest"

Sweet Jesus

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The secret of comedy........,.......................

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"They made me cringe, especially when you could tell that was all they had. When it’s said in jest it can be funny. It isn’t Swing’s MO but he does it in jest occasionally and how he does it makes me laugh. Know your audience is probably best before going down that avenue

I roll my eyes most days on here ...

‘Oh I do like sausage’

No Maureen !! You don’t !! You want a fucking cock not a sausage !!

"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Timing

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"The secret of comedy........,......................."

As I said above, know your audience and don’t let auto moron change your shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The secret of comedy........,.......................

As I said above, know your audience and don’t let auto moron change your shit "

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Thing is it'll work if the person its being said to likes the person thats saying it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thing is it'll work if the person its being said to likes the person thats saying it. "

I’m looking for more cock ... I’m trying the sausage innuendo

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"The secret of comedy........,.......................

As I said above, know your audience and don’t let auto moron change your shit

"

See ..I got you laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make shit jokes and plays on words with double entendres quite often. They amuse me. I really don’t imagine others find them as funny as I do.

#PlayingToAnAudienceOfOne

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Here? No. In person? Only if it's going fairly well, maybe.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I make shit jokes and plays on words with double entendres quite often. They amuse me. I really don’t imagine others find them as funny as I do.

#PlayingToAnAudienceOfOne"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I make shit jokes and plays on words with double entendres quite often. They amuse me. I really don’t imagine others find them as funny as I do.

#PlayingToAnAudienceOfOne"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here? No. In person? Only if it's going fairly well, maybe. "

Good point ..

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Thing is it'll work if the person its being said to likes the person thats saying it.

I’m looking for more cock ... I’m trying the sausage innuendo "

Have you tried the old is that a banana in your pocket line

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thing is it'll work if the person its being said to likes the person thats saying it.

I’m looking for more cock ... I’m trying the sausage innuendo

Have you tried the old is that a banana in your pocket line "

I’m on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thing is it'll work if the person its being said to likes the person thats saying it.

I’m looking for more cock ... I’m trying the sausage innuendo

Have you tried the old is that a banana in your pocket line

I’m on it "

Can’t beat peeling back that banana skin of a fresh banana and that first taste of the firm fruit beneath

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thing is it'll work if the person its being said to likes the person thats saying it.

I’m looking for more cock ... I’m trying the sausage innuendo

Have you tried the old is that a banana in your pocket line

I’m on it

Can’t beat peeling back that banana skin o. A fresh banana and that first taste of the firm fruit beneath "

See ... that’s just cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thing is it'll work if the person its being said to likes the person thats saying it.

I’m looking for more cock ... I’m trying the sausage innuendo

Have you tried the old is that a banana in your pocket line

I’m on it

Can’t beat peeling back that banana skin o. A fresh banana and that first taste of the firm fruit beneath

See ... that’s just cringe

"

I know

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I told my school friends that I was going to be a comedian... they're not laughing now

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I think you either like that shit or you don’t.

If you’ve got a rapport going with someone it can be funny, like anything else, unlikely to directly get into your knickers but builds in a cheeky element to the conversation that may start to take things in that direction.

I don’t think anyone thinks cheesy chat up lines of any kind are going to work. Sometimes it’s easier and less embarrassing than saying “I like you”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you either like that shit or you don’t.

If you’ve got a rapport going with someone it can be funny, like anything else, unlikely to directly get into your knickers but builds in a cheeky element to the conversation that may start to take things in that direction.

I don’t think anyone thinks cheesy chat up lines of any kind are going to work. Sometimes it’s easier and less embarrassing than saying “I like you”"

I say I like your face - let’s fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you either like that shit or you don’t.

If you’ve got a rapport going with someone it can be funny, like anything else, unlikely to directly get into your knickers but builds in a cheeky element to the conversation that may start to take things in that direction.

I don’t think anyone thinks cheesy chat up lines of any kind are going to work. Sometimes it’s easier and less embarrassing than saying “I like you”

I say I like your face - let’s fuck "

Funny that no one has ever said that to me and probably never ever will.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think you either like that shit or you don’t.

If you’ve got a rapport going with someone it can be funny, like anything else, unlikely to directly get into your knickers but builds in a cheeky element to the conversation that may start to take things in that direction.

I don’t think anyone thinks cheesy chat up lines of any kind are going to work. Sometimes it’s easier and less embarrassing than saying “I like you”

I say I like your face - let’s fuck

Funny that no one has ever said that to me and probably never ever will.

"

You never know .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you either like that shit or you don’t.

If you’ve got a rapport going with someone it can be funny, like anything else, unlikely to directly get into your knickers but builds in a cheeky element to the conversation that may start to take things in that direction.

I don’t think anyone thinks cheesy chat up lines of any kind are going to work. Sometimes it’s easier and less embarrassing than saying “I like you”

I say I like your face - let’s fuck

Funny that no one has ever said that to me and probably never ever will.

You never know ..... "

After nearly 55 years of life all the evidence points to that trend continuing. It’s not like my face is suddenly going to become more attractive with age. I wish I could say it’s because it’s been sat on so often. But sadly that’s patently not true.

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